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Title: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: SF1900 on November 24, 2019, 02:14:54 PM
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/

(https://i.ibb.co/2h5X5fr/JS.png)

Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 24, 2019, 02:21:42 PM
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/

(https://i.ibb.co/2h5X5fr/JS.png)

Is that Dan "pretend to be a badass, but run away from the scene of a terrorist act to save my own ass, instead of helping helpless children and women" Bilzerian?

And who is the gay4pay standing by the table?

"1"
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: J. Richards on November 24, 2019, 02:35:00 PM
that skank's clawfoot would be my first concern.... would not hit.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 24, 2019, 02:40:52 PM
Didn’t Joseph melt down here?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 24, 2019, 02:47:31 PM
that skank's clawfoot would be my first concern.... would not hit.

I thought it was just a penis sticking out of her foot.

"1"
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: robcguns on November 24, 2019, 02:49:34 PM
Fuck bilzerian,fuck fruitbag joey swole,Fuck his whores and if I knew the location of that cash I’d walk in and fucking take it.


pays him to wear a bikini top,should all be shot.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: joswift on November 24, 2019, 03:30:18 PM
Fuck bilzerian,fuck fruitbag joey swole,Fuck his whores and if I knew the location of that cash I’d walk in and fucking take it.


pays him to wear a bikini top,should all be shot.
Dan reminds me of Joon, paying fuckwits on getbig to dance to his tune..
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: BB on November 24, 2019, 03:40:55 PM
that skank's clawfoot would be my first concern.... would not hit.

It looks like one of Lobsterboy's claws -

(https://cdn1.backpackerverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/21201309/The-Tragic-Life-and-Murder-Trials-of-Lobster-Boy.jpg).

I can't unsee it.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: robcguns on November 24, 2019, 03:48:37 PM
Her toe looks fine to me what looks stupid is dans stupid looking shoes.God those things are ugly.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 24, 2019, 03:52:23 PM
What a clown. “Hey, put on this bikini top so I can make fun of you”. And then the idiot Joey says “I’ll shout you out tho”. What the fuck is the matter these people?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: tommywishbone on November 24, 2019, 04:28:36 PM
Two douche bags and a whore. Wow.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Marty Champions on November 24, 2019, 05:44:12 PM
Good lookin 18 yer old fine ass hoe addicted to marijuna

However dan seems down

How long till crash n burn
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Primemuscle on November 24, 2019, 05:56:50 PM
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/

(https://i.ibb.co/2h5X5fr/JS.png)



Is the woman in the background vaping?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Bevo on November 24, 2019, 06:29:43 PM
Sure wish there was a forest fire there that kills all of them overnight
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: WalterWhite on November 24, 2019, 06:53:25 PM
Is the woman in the background vaping?

Yep she's getting ready to don a strap on and go to town on joeysholl.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: The Scott on November 24, 2019, 06:55:20 PM
My first thought upon seeing the photo was, "On great...Dana Lynn Bailey's back".
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: milone79 on November 25, 2019, 05:42:39 AM
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/

(https://i.ibb.co/2h5X5fr/JS.png)



2 douchebag kunts who are insta-famous for accomplishing sweet fuck all in real life!!!
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: falco on November 25, 2019, 06:29:20 AM
Both have to pay to get some.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 25, 2019, 06:15:06 PM
My first thought upon seeing the photo was, "On great...Dana Lynn Bailey's back".

Legit laugh out loud
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: robcguns on November 25, 2019, 06:26:28 PM
My first thought upon seeing the photo was, "On great...Dana Lynn Bailey's back".


Hahahhah
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: MAXX on November 25, 2019, 06:45:26 PM
just a roided dumbass trying to ride coattails of a trust fund billionaire....
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: youandme on November 25, 2019, 09:32:40 PM
Anyone remember how Dan ran like a girl during the LV attack?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Mothballs on November 25, 2019, 11:31:21 PM
Anyone remember how Dan ran like a girl during the LV attack?
Yeah he totally could’ve used his laser vision to take out the guy a half mile away shooting at everyone from a superior position. I’m certain you would’ve done otherwise you fucking moron.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: G_Thang on November 25, 2019, 11:40:25 PM
How much was his trust fund? I can't find the exact value. He said the bulk of his money is from Poker? 
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: JuicedKangaroo on November 26, 2019, 12:14:19 AM
Lol at all the miserable fucks shitting on Bilzerian but would trade lives with him in a heartbeat.

How much was his trust fund? I can't find the exact value. He said the bulk of his money is from Poker? 

Dan didn't even top the crack 100 in the 2009 WSOP. Claims to play private cash games which is where he makes his money. I've seen him play online, he was terrible (but drunk IIRC).
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: _bruce_ on November 26, 2019, 04:32:34 AM
Dan reminds me of Joon, paying fuckwits on getbig to dance to his tune..

x2
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: a_pupil on November 26, 2019, 04:38:51 AM
This is the true heir to room 7 (by the ice machine).
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: kreator on November 26, 2019, 04:39:11 AM
Who watches these turds?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: G_Thang on November 26, 2019, 06:39:53 AM
Lol at all the miserable fucks shitting on Bilzerian but would trade lives with him in a heartbeat.

Dan didn't even top the crack 100 in the 2009 WSOP. Claims to play private cash games which is where he makes his money. I've seen him play online, he was terrible (but drunk IIRC).

Based on the comments it seems to be the trust fund. I'm assuming his father was a corrupt financier or something, so he has a gag order on the trusts b/c they could be crime/stolen/illegal money  ??? anyway...
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: dan18 on November 26, 2019, 07:12:04 AM
Based on the comments it seems to be the trust fund. I'm assuming his father was a corrupt financier or something, so he has a gag order on the trusts b/c they could be crime/stolen/illegal money  ??? anyway...
He doesn't know how to be low key with his wealth trust me he will be next on the IRS hit list
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: IronMagazine.com on November 26, 2019, 09:58:19 AM
Is that Dan "pretend to be a badass, but run away from the scene of a terrorist act to save my own ass, instead of helping helpless children and women" Bilzerian?

And who is the gay4pay standing by the table?

"1"

Yup, that's the guy a big fraud...he was kicked out of the Navy, he was trying to be a SEAL.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: IronMagazine.com on November 26, 2019, 10:00:06 AM
Yeah he totally could’ve used his laser vision to take out the guy a half mile away shooting at everyone from a superior position. I’m certain you would’ve done otherwise you fucking moron.

No but he could have helped the people on the ground who were shot like several others with balls did.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Taffin on November 26, 2019, 10:37:29 AM
Fuck bilzerian,fuck fruitbag joey swole,Fuck his whores and if I knew the location of that cash I’d walk in and fucking take it.


pays him to wear a bikini top,should all be shot.


 ;D  So.... I'm guessing the residual effect from the edible wore off? 
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: DooM_ on November 26, 2019, 10:41:58 AM
How much was his trust fund? I can't find the exact value. He said the bulk of his money is from Poker? 

all his money is from inheritance , had to make up a story to sound relevant
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 26, 2019, 10:44:48 AM
Dan Bilzerian would make a great Getbigger.  He probably already has an account on here.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: dan18 on November 26, 2019, 10:49:04 AM
Dan Bilzerian would make a great Getbigger.  He probably already has an account on here.
He wouldn't last a week big ego, small balls, and weak heart, he would crumble.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 26, 2019, 10:50:52 AM
He wouldn't last a week big ego, small balls, and weak heart, he would crumble.
He actually lives the lifestyle we all claim. ;D
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: dan18 on November 26, 2019, 10:59:00 AM
He actually lives the lifestyle we all claim. ;D
Not really I wouldn't want his lifestyle hes an asshole who has people around him for his money,He seems like a very un-loyal person
Hes a cut and run kind of person..

I wouldn't mind the cash though  8)
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: IronMagazine.com on November 26, 2019, 11:10:10 AM
He told TMZ recently he is running for POTUS in 2024. lol
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on November 26, 2019, 12:11:21 PM
Joey Swoll has an excellent physique and trains smart, one of the best bodybuilders around today
Title: Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
Post by: dan18 on November 26, 2019, 12:21:20 PM
Joey Swoll has an excellent physique and trains smart, one of the best bodybuilders around today
GREAT BUILD BUT HE IS AN ASSCLOWN SO...................... ONCE AGAIN SOMEONE SELLS THEIR DIGNITY FOR CASH