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Title: I must confess
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM: Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else. Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: Mark1 on April 17, 2006, 03:24:22 AM: could be the low carb diet.... :o
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 17, 2006, 03:57:01 AM: I'm such a stud!!!
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: analcandy on April 17, 2006, 04:15:14 AM: Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else. Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D
robert ziruolo?
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: weedoutheweak on April 17, 2006, 05:43:12 AM: hahaahahahahahaahahahaha hahhhaaahhahhaha
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: ssparty on April 17, 2006, 08:15:39 AM: it must be god
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: Naked4Jesus on April 17, 2006, 11:45:17 AM: Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else. Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D

I guess as long as your not cooking your own meat you'll be just fine. On the issue of ILS and ripped sleeves I suggest you wear a wife beater instead as it will flatter your massive frame to a much greater degree, i.e.:

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=john+travolta+saturday+night+fever/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/;_ylt=A9G_Rtnv4UNEV.4AVMGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdGdjMGQwBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDTVVEXzIwMA--/SIG=15861raef/EXP=1145385839/*-http%3A//cache.viewimages.com/comp/51026027.jpg?x=x&dasite=ViewImages&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=9B0238C52E2B0CC7A1C68582330D26EB06A92957DE7AD3AA15B240C8AB924368)
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: benchthis on April 17, 2006, 03:44:01 PM: Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else. Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D
how many carbs are u getting in
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: weedoutheweak on May 22, 2006, 07:23:41 PM: bump
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: Princess L on May 22, 2006, 09:37:54 PM: Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else. Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D

Just an FYI hun - nothing is more of a turn off than someone walking around with ILS - even if you're deserve to - you still look like a moron ;D
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: davie on May 23, 2006, 04:35:36 AM: ILS??
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Post by: aussiejosh on May 23, 2006, 07:00:42 AM: yer what the hell is ILS
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: buffbodz on May 23, 2006, 01:36:38 PM: Mike Mettrazzo said He used to eat 5 lbs. of meat a day, pre contest. He had triple by-pass last year.
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: Blockhead on May 23, 2006, 02:42:29 PM: ILS means 'Imaginary Lat Syndrome'. You usually see teenagers infected with this after a workout or after their first serving of cell-tech and nitro-tech.

It can be transmitted by dillusional men as well. You can tell when someone is sickened by it...they walk around like they are so swollen and gigantic their arms stick out 4 feet from their sides and usually hold their breath until they turn purple and pretend like its such a burden to be so galactically enormous they have a mean looking agressive sour-puss on their face and pretend like they are in chronic pain.

You can usually see them at corporate chain gyms on Monday nights...around 6:30pm-9pm. Some have tribal tattoos going around their arm.
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: WOOO on May 23, 2006, 05:18:15 PM: Quote from: TheBlockHead on May 23, 2006, 02:42:29 PM
ILS means 'Imaginary Lat Syndrome'. You usually see teenagers infected with this after a workout or after their first serving of cell-tech and nitro-tech.

It can be transmitted by dillusional men as well. You can tell when someone is sickened by it...they walk around like they are so swollen and gigantic their arms stick out 4 feet from their sides and usually hold their breath until they turn purple and pretend like its such a burden to be so galactically enormous they have a mean looking agressive sour-puss on their face and pretend like they are in chronic pain.

You can usually see them at corporate chain gyms on Monday nights...around 6:30pm-9pm. Some have tribal tattoos going around their arm.
don't forget the ever present gold chain, dry sweat-free towel and un-used water bottle
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: benchthis on May 23, 2006, 10:06:53 PM: and a headband
Title: Re: I must confess
Post by: MidniteRambo on May 24, 2006, 10:59:11 AM: And nothing cracks me up more than a 140lb guy wearing a weight belt, strutting around the gym.