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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Dingleberry on April 17, 2006, 10:37:31 AM
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So I was on the way to the gym and there was this little crippled kid walking down the side of the road, he must have weighed a buck twenty soaking wet. I honked my horn and scared the crap outta him. AHHAHAHHAHAHA! Who does he think he is?
Then when I was pulling into the parking lot, some lady was walking her baby in a stroller. I ran over to the lady, ripped my shirt off and screamed at the baby “AAARRRRRGH!” HAHHAHHHAHAHAA
Then when I got in the gym, I went over to warm up my legs on the stairmaster and some old man was on it. That skinny old bastard has no right being in my gym so I punched him in the hamstring and made him fall to the ground. AHHAHHAHHHHAAHAH
I’m a badass! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
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So I was on the way to the gym and there was this little crippled kid walking down the side of the road, he must have weighed a buck twenty soaking wet. I honked my horn and scared the crap outta him. AHHAHAHHAHAHA! Who does he think he is?
Then when I was pulling into the parking lot, some lady was walking her baby in a stroller. I ran over to the lady, ripped my shirt off and screamed at the baby “AAARRRRRGH!” HAHHAHHHAHAHAA
Then when I got in the gym, I went over to warm up my legs on the stairmaster and some old man was on it. That skinny old bastard has no right being in my gym so I punched him in the hamstring and made him fall to the ground. AHHAHHAHHHHAAHAH
I’m a badass! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
hahah, yes, another true IRON WARRIOR !!!
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dat will teach em.
who do they think they are exactly?
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So I was on the way to the gym and there was this little crippled kid walking down the side of the road, he must have weighed a buck twenty soaking wet. I honked my horn and scared the crap outta him. AHHAHAHHAHAHA! Who does he think he is?
Then when I was pulling into the parking lot, some lady was walking her baby in a stroller. I ran over to the lady, ripped my shirt off and screamed at the baby “AAARRRRRGH!” HAHHAHHHAHAHAA
Then when I got in the gym, I went over to warm up my legs on the stairmaster and some old man was on it. That skinny old bastard has no right being in my gym so I punched him in the hamstring and made him fall to the ground. AHHAHHAHHHHAAHAH
I’m a badass! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
ahaah YESSSSS!!!
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So I was on the way to the gym and there was this little crippled kid walking down the side of the road, he must have weighed a buck twenty soaking wet. I honked my horn and scared the crap outta him. AHHAHAHHAHAHA! Who does he think he is?
Then when I was pulling into the parking lot, some lady was walking her baby in a stroller. I ran over to the lady, ripped my shirt off and screamed at the baby “AAARRRRRGH!” HAHHAHHHAHAHAA
Then when I got in the gym, I went over to warm up my legs on the stairmaster and some old man was on it. That skinny old bastard has no right being in my gym so I punched him in the hamstring and made him fall to the ground. AHHAHHAHHHHAAHAH
I’m a badass! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
Great work!! Although after growlin at the old lady you coulda punched in the teeth.
MOS
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So I was on the way to the gym and there was this little crippled kid walking down the side of the road, he must have weighed a buck twenty soaking wet. I honked my horn and scared the crap outta him. AHHAHAHHAHAHA! Who does he think he is?
Then when I was pulling into the parking lot, some lady was walking her baby in a stroller. I ran over to the lady, ripped my shirt off and screamed at the baby “AAARRRRRGH!” HAHHAHHHAHAHAA
Then when I got in the gym, I went over to warm up my legs on the stairmaster and some old man was on it. That skinny old bastard has no right being in my gym so I punched him in the hamstring and made him fall to the ground. AHHAHHAHHHHAAHAH
I’m a badass! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
Yes, I do all of those things on a regular basis! We are true IRON WARRIORS!!!
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You know guys, I've been thinking and I believe this guy is making this up and trying to insult my gym story. that's really not very cool.
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You know guys, I've been thinking and I believe this guy is making this up and trying to insult my gym story. that's really not very cool.
No way man, this is legit. Your story only reminded me of mine. We are disciples of the Iron!!
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No way man, this is legit. Your story only reminded me of mine. We are disciples of the Iron!!
Alright then bro. Good work. Next time I would suggest mentioning how much weight you did in the gym.
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You know guys, I've been thinking and I believe this guy is making this up and trying to insult my gym story. that's really not very cool.
Don't worry Show, he's also pretending not to love teh cock, but we're lettin him get away with it for the time being.
MOS
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hahhahaha
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pathetic clowns burn in hell
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Did I mention i was deadlifing 375for 8?
;)
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he's full of shiiiiite. he made that story up
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he's full of shiiiiite. he made that story up
Einstein would be proud.
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I WENT TO THE GYM TODAY AS WELL...AS SOON AS I WALKED IN I SPRAYED OFF A WHOLE MACHINE-GUN CLIP IN BROAD SWEEPS ACROSS THE GYM, THEN I ROAAAARED AT ALL THE BONE-SACKED BONER BITING BASTARDS WHO HAD THE NERVE TO GET BLOOD ON MY EQUIPMENT, FORCING THE SURVIVORS TO WIPE UP THE BLOOD UNTIL I COULD SEE MY GIGANTIC REFLECTION ON EVERY PLATE, EVERY BAR, I EVEN FORCED THEM TO SCRUB UNTIL I COULD SEE MY REFLECTION IN THE PADDED SEATS.
AFTER A FEW SECONDS I LOST INTEREST IN THIS AND PROCEEDED TO UPPERCUT ALL THE SURVIVORS WITH MY PERPETUAL STEEL-ROD ERECTION AND OF COURSE THIS DECAPITATED THEM ALL, LEAVING THE GYM ALL TO MYSELF EXCEPT FOR THIS KID IN A WHEEL CHAIR WHO WAS COWERING BEHIND THE DESK...I THREW BACK MY MONSTROUS HOT-DOG RIDDLED HEAD AND HAD A HEARTY LAUGH, BEFORE PICKING UP THE SLOBBERING SCREAMING girl OVER MY HEAD AND THROWING HIM WHEELCHAIR AND ALL DOWN THE STAIRS, GRRRRRRRRRRRRR....TEACH THEM TO DARE TO BE IN THE GYM WHEN I FEEL LIKE LIFTING!
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Yes, and next time be sure to dynamite the place as you're leaving!! Those punk asses will surely learn better than to mess with true IRON WARRIORS after they've been blown to dust!!!! ;D
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Did I mention i was deadlifing 375for 8?
;)
That would be 365 for 8 hahahahahahahahahahaha weaker than a leukemia patient hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha.
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That would be 365 for 8 hahahahahahahahahahaha weaker than a leukemia patient hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha.
hahhaah, alsmost as weak as someone who's ENTIRE back routine is pullovers.....hahahaha what a queer.
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So I was on the way to the gym and there was this little crippled kid walking down the side of the road, he must have weighed a buck twenty soaking wet. I honked my horn and scared the crap outta him. AHHAHAHHAHAHA! Who does he think he is?
Then when I was pulling into the parking lot, some lady was walking her baby in a stroller. I ran over to the lady, ripped my shirt off and screamed at the baby “AAARRRRRGH!” HAHHAHHHAHAHAA
Then when I got in the gym, I went over to warm up my legs on the stairmaster and some old man was on it. That skinny old bastard has no right being in my gym so I punched him in the hamstring and made him fall to the ground. AHHAHHAHHHHAAHAH
I’m a badass! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
LOL!! My best laugh in a long time. Sarcasm is a wonderful trait. Showstoppa's comment cracked me up too. You Iron Warriors are soooo crazy!
Special "Iron Warrior Fan Club" Ed
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LOL!! My best laugh in a long time. Sarcasm is a wonderful trait. Showstoppa's comment cracked me up too. You Iron Warriors are soooo crazy!
Special "Iron Warrior Fan Club" Ed
Much appreciated Ed, as I very much admire your work on here, too.
From one IRON WARRIOR to another.
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Much appreciated Ed, as I very much admire your work on here, too.
From one IRON WARRIOR to another.
Ditto. Ed has made me laugh my ass off many times, a valued member in the brotherhood of iron.
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Ed should have a monthly column in one of the muscle rags. Which mag would you prefer, Ed?
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Ed should have a monthly column in one of the muscle rags. Which mag would you prefer, Ed?
Whichever one people still read. As I recall Flex has no sense of humor. Haven't seen Ironman at a newstand in years. Musclemag was always my favorite because it didn't take itself so seriously, but now it seems MD is the one that gets the most laughs. I just hope I'm not judged by someone who found "Would you tap that ass?" and "Who would win a fight between you and Titus?" to be profoundly funny after the first time.
Special "MD" Ed
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I went over to warm up my legs on the stairmaster and some old man was on it. That skinny old bastard has no right being in my gym so I punched him in the hamstring and made him fall to the ground. AHHAHHAHHHHAAHAH
I’m a badass! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
Hey man, Alexxx has just as much right to use that stairmaster as anyone.
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Hey man, Alexxx has just as much right to use that stairmaster as anyone.
No way, he didn't punch Alexxx. If he did, Alexxx would of put his head between his pec's and flexed, instantly crushing his skull.