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Title: Coronavirus - Remedy for Toilet Paper. Buying Water Why?
Post by: SAMSON123 on March 13, 2020, 05:00:44 PM
Voila
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: hardgainerj on March 13, 2020, 06:26:21 PM
throw used paper towel in waste bin like mexican
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Megalodon on March 13, 2020, 06:52:06 PM
Home Depot insulation shelves wiped clean.

Unrelated, toilets are being stolen from police stations but cops have nothing to go on.


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Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: IroNat on March 14, 2020, 05:16:59 AM
Don't put paper towels in the toilet.

They will clog your pipes.
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Stanly on March 14, 2020, 05:25:47 AM
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Purge_WTF on March 14, 2020, 05:35:45 AM
 Use the Koran.
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: karasan on March 14, 2020, 05:36:55 AM
You need a bf with strong constitution, for an everyday rimming session.
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: che on March 14, 2020, 05:44:44 AM
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1.Wipe your ass with your left hand (or the hand which you don’t use to eat or shake with people). Let’s call it shit hand.

2.Wash that hand! I mean wash it with soap until it is perfectly clean. I mean, even if you’re using toilet paper or other tools, this is the only way for you to make sure that your hand is clean

3.Don’t shake hand with people using your shit hand. That’s rude, even though it’s probably clean.

4.Don’t eat using your shit hand by directly putting it in your mouth.

5.Don’t open door with your shit hand. Unless this is a toilet door, because it is dirty anyway, you can never be sure.

6.Don’t hand things over to your friend or people using your shit hand
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Stanly on March 14, 2020, 06:06:57 AM
(https://otlogetswe.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/hands.gif?w=300&h=169)


1.Wipe your ass with your left hand (or the hand which you don’t use to eat or shake with people). Let’s call it shit hand.

2.Wash that hand! I mean wash it with soap until it is perfectly clean. I mean, even if you’re using toilet paper or other tools, this is the only way for you to make sure that your hand is clean

3.Don’t shake hand with people using your shit hand. That’s rude, even though it’s probably clean.

4.Don’t eat using your shit hand by directly putting it in your mouth.

5.Don’t open door with your shit hand. Unless this is a toilet door, because it is dirty anyway, you can never be sure.

6.Don’t hand things over to your friend or people using your shit hand
so which hand do you jerk off with?
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Stanly on March 14, 2020, 06:08:01 AM
Use the Koran.
  ;D
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: che on March 14, 2020, 06:09:22 AM
so which hand do you jerk off with?
Right for regular sex , left (shit hand ) for anal
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 14, 2020, 06:14:45 AM
Matt will refuse to use it because technically it is not toilet paper!  :D
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: harmankardon1 on March 14, 2020, 06:31:03 AM
I don't know if you guys in USA have them. But in Aus there are paperbark trees, very effective for ass wiping, I have used them myself no issues.
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: IroNat on March 14, 2020, 07:08:41 AM
I don't know if you guys in USA have them. But in Aus there are paperbark trees, very effective for ass wiping, I have used them myself no issues.

No trees like that but we have paperback books.

They must be made from those trees.
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Marty Champions on March 14, 2020, 08:54:15 AM
You will clog up your plumbing if u flush paper towel moron face
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: deadz on March 14, 2020, 10:13:13 AM
Showers..
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Megalodon on March 14, 2020, 03:03:14 PM
 Tom Hanks runs out of TP  :-X




Michael Moore's stash:


Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Flexacon on March 14, 2020, 03:10:55 PM
Just let the girlfriend lick you clean
Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: Moontrane on March 14, 2020, 03:36:58 PM
Couldn't be any worse than cloth diapers.

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Washable toilet paper/Family cloth

https://www.etsy.com/listing/220301773/washable-toilet-paperfamily-cloth?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_low-low_a-bath_and_beauty-bath_accessories-washcloths&utm_custom1=bf7ebf5c-1be1-4b63-8eba-227444ddbabc&utm_content=go_6721326225_83065221041_388320813031_aud-318222619806:pla-354752478153_c__220301773&utm_custom2=6721326225&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoLqXmIOb6AIVGR6tBh23PgOpEAYYASABEgL_Y_D_BwE

Title: Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
Post by: funk51 on March 14, 2020, 03:48:16 PM
 ;D
Title: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: Fallsview on March 14, 2020, 07:41:49 PM
Goodmorrow!

I can understand the toilet paper in case you get sick but why water? Do they think the water system is going to get contaminated? If that happens we're in bigger trouble then needing toilet paper.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: tommywishbone on March 14, 2020, 07:43:42 PM
People are stupid.

This thread is now closed.
Title: Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: Flexacon on March 14, 2020, 07:45:50 PM
Goodmorrow!

I can understand the toilet paper in case you get sick but why water? Do they think the water system is going to get contaminated? If that happens we're in bigger trouble then needing toilet paper.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not everyone drinks tapwater. Also not everyone uses toilet paper, so to some buying toilet paper in bulk is retarded when all you need is this..

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Title: Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: Desolate on March 14, 2020, 07:46:59 PM
People are stupid.

This thread is now closed.

This.^

I went out and ran some errands and decided to look around.

No toilet paper to be seen.

Fucking idiots.

I guess being sheep isn't bad enough.
Title: Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: Desolate on March 14, 2020, 07:56:00 PM
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Title: Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: Al Doggity on March 14, 2020, 08:37:19 PM
People are stupid.

This thread is now closed.

I reflexively want to think this way, but it has gotten to the point where life is actually being disrupted.  I think there are plenty of morons who are panic hoarding for some unlikely doomsday scenario, but I think that's also combined with a more rational buyer whose bracing for a much more likely few weeks of delivery interruptions.
Title: Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: AbrahamG on March 14, 2020, 10:37:20 PM
This.^

I went out and ran some errands and decided to look around.

No toilet paper to be seen.

Fucking idiots.

I guess being sheep isn't bad enough.

People suck. Americans are the worst. Greedy fucks who don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.
Title: Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
Post by: Dokey111 on March 15, 2020, 04:10:49 AM
People suck. Americans are the worst. Greedy fucks who don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.
Title: Re: Coronavirus - Remedy for Toilet Paper. Buying Water Why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 15, 2020, 05:55:42 AM
All stores have sold out of TP, bottled water, rice, canned beans, peanut butter and pasta.  You’d think it was a bunch of bodybuilders doing it.
Title: Re: Coronavirus - Remedy for Toilet Paper. Buying Water Why?
Post by: friedchickendinner on March 15, 2020, 06:06:48 AM
Just store a lot of protein powder, Vitargo carbs and healthy fats and you can handle anything!