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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Body-Buildah on July 05, 2021, 02:52:32 PM
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As Biden Has Not Eaten Ice Cream Yet
https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-facing-slow-news-day-as-biden-has-not-eaten-ice-cream-yet/
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U.S.—Journalists across the country are struggling to fill broadcast time and newspaper space today. According to sources, there is almost nothing interesting or important to cover in the news, since Biden hasn't eaten an ice cream cone yet.
"Ugh... why is this so hard?" said Washington Post correspondent Sethro McBubbles as he banged his head against the keyboard. "Crimewave in Chicago? Meh. Crackdown in Hong Kong? Boring. Oh, WHY can't President Biden go get another chocolate chocolate chip waffle cone? Now THAT would be newsworthy. I hate slow news days."
According to sources, McBubbles was torn between filling space with coverage of a local story where a rabid squirrel disrupted a pie-eating contest, or starting an investigation into why tube socks are racist.
His thoughts were interrupted by a blaring siren and red light in the newsroom indicating breaking news.
"Biden's making a stop at Dairy Queen! WE NEED SOMEONE ON-SITE TO FIND OUT WHAT FLAVOR HE ORDERED!"
"Yes! Here we go!" said McBubbles while grabbing his equipment and running out the door as fast as he could. "I love my job!"
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As Biden Has Not Eaten Ice Cream Yet
https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-facing-slow-news-day-as-biden-has-not-eaten-ice-cream-yet/
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U.S.—Journalists across the country are struggling to fill broadcast time and newspaper space today. According to sources, there is almost nothing interesting or important to cover in the news, since Biden hasn't eaten an ice cream cone yet.
Hinch 4 jurnos: travel to Afghanistan & ask Taliban WHO is giving them American build Hummers ;)
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Hinch 4 jurnos: travel to Afghanistan & ask Taliban WHO is giving them American build Hummers ;)
It is well known - we abandoned Bagram AFB and left tons of shit behind.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/u-s-military-leaves-bagram-airfield-hands-it-afghans-after-n1272958
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(https://i.postimg.cc/KvmTkV9X/E5ip-NSe-XEAk-X4gk.jpg)
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A lot like North Korea reporting Kim Jong Il shooting 18 holes in one.
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It is well known - we abandoned Bagram AFB and left tons of shit behind.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/u-s-military-leaves-bagram-airfield-hands-it-afghans-after-n1272958
It's under Afghan Government control !.
Taliban on Hummers is much more North , old Toyota truck story is repeating !.
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A lot like North Korea reporting Kim Jong Il shooting 18 holes in one.
He is great at everything and doesn't have to shit or piss.
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He is great at everything and doesn't have to shit or piss.
Joe whipped up a chocolate dairy swirl in his 'depends' this AM.
More 'shit-news' for the lame-stream "media". ::)