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Being that women are beautiful I wonder if they have any kind of ass scent down there after a steamer
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Being that women are beautiful I wonder if they have any kind of ass scent down there after a steamer
I'll fart in your face, after your gf blasts ya and you can decide ;D
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I'll fart in your face, after your gf blasts ya and you can decide ;D
FYI< greatest thread in recent getbig history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll fart in your face, after your gf blasts ya and you can decide ;D
FYI< greatest thread in recent getbig history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've been gone a while.
Let's keep it that way chief.
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it’s hard to believe such beauty and when you see a beautiful women with a banging ass I don’t wanna believe it has a stench I guess I’m blinded by the light
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Probably best to just buy a pair of worn panties and give them a big sniff 8)
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I'll fart in your face, after your gf blasts ya and you can decide ;D
FYI< greatest thread in recent getbig history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Figures. Creepy, pervert demturd likes weird stuff like this. ::)
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I'll fart in your face, after your gf blasts ya and you can decide ;D
FYI< greatest thread in recent getbig history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When did you come back?
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Howard has been the king of fartspeak for 20 years now....................i t still amuses him after all these years.
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Women are worse
I read that females have a higher % of sulfur in their bodies
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Women are worse
I read that females have a higher % of sulfur in their bodies
That may be true, but, females dead confessing to "toxic crop dusting" in the bathroom.
My wife and I have a couple vacation rentals in the N. Ga Mts.
We had a bridal party staying for a weekend .
One of the bridesmaids, "aired out" the main floor bathroom.
The bride walked in and yelled "OMG" and asked the others about the horrid stench.
The stinky offender blamed a backed upped septic system and demanded we have it checked.
We called a plumber and paid the extra emergency service fee.
He found NOTHING wrong with the toilet , plumbing or septic system.
We dropped the matter when they quickly volunteered to let us keep the security deposit ;)
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Howard has been the king of fartspeak for 20 years now....................i t still amuses him after all these years.
In another 20 yrs we'll still be posting here and most others will be long gone.
I'll post another lame fart joke and you'll post about how retarded I am .
Life is GOOD.
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Figures. Creepy, pervert demturd likes weird stuff like this. ::)
Trust me, I'd be more then happy to FART in your face.
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Probably best to just buy a pair of worn panties and give them a big sniff 8)
https://www.adpost.com/uk/clothing_accessories/24845/
I wonder if they sell used gstrings ;D ;D
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They are no different than us. They fart and their shit stinks something fierce.
They are just better at hiding it because it embarrasses them.
My GF has completely fogged out the entire upper floor of my house with a steamy shit, many times.
A few months ago while on vacation we were in a Hotel. In the morning while getting ready my GF took a shower first. When she came out of the bathroom she said, "i really wish they had a fan in there". I wasn't sure what she meant; i walked in to shower and almost collapsed, it was disgusting. Took almost two hours to clear out.
I still worship my GF's ass, it won't stop me from tongue punching her twisted balloon knot.
As a reminder before any ass-play, have them shower and clean out their ass. You can eliminate 99% of the problem with proper preparation. ;D
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They are no different than us. They fart and their shit stinks something fierce.
They are just better at hiding it because it embarrasses them.
My GF has completely fogged out the entire upper floor of my house with a steamy shit, many times.
A few months ago while on vacation we were in a Hotel. In the morning while getting ready my GF took a shower first. When she came out of the bathroom she said, "i really wish they had a fan in there". I wasn't sure what she meant; i walked in to shower and almost collapsed, it was disgusting. Took almost two hours to clear out.
I still worship my GF's ass, it won't stop me from tongue punching her twisted balloon knot.
As a reminder before any ass-play, have them shower and clean out their ass. You can eliminate 99% of the problem with proper preparation. ;D
Yep women’s shitters are just like a mans. Women’s asses are just fun to look at.
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They are no different than us. They fart and their shit stinks something fierce.
They are just better at hiding it because it embarrasses them.
My GF has completely fogged out the entire upper floor of my house with a steamy shit, many times.
A few months ago while on vacation we were in a Hotel. In the morning while getting ready my GF took a shower first. When she came out of the bathroom she said, "i really wish they had a fan in there". I wasn't sure what she meant; i walked in to shower and almost collapsed, it was disgusting. Took almost two hours to clear out.
I still worship my GF's ass, it won't stop me from tongue punching her twisted balloon knot.
As a reminder before any ass-play, have them shower and clean out their ass. You can eliminate 99% of the problem with proper preparation. ;D
Good post :D
" Woman who respects her man, cleans her ass well."
My 1st wife (of 3) went into a small gas station bathroom to drop a deuce.
I had to go really bad and rushed her out by banging on the door.
She pushed down this tiny screen window in there, to clear the air . It failed.
I quickly entered and the stink hit me hard.
I made a face , looked at her and said ; " Wooooohooo baby, what died inside you?"
She turned bright red and meekly replied; " I opened that window and the stink rushed in." ::)
I couldn't let it go, so later in the car, I said ;
" Ok, so when you were in that bathroom , you opened the window and the stink came IN !? "
She looked down with a pouty look, refusing to answer, so I continued ;
" Ok, so an invisible giant, put his ass on the window and FARTED the moment you opened it?"
I had a good laugh, but didn't get any sex that night.
...and I still wonder why she was an EX-wife ;)
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Yep women’s shitters are just like a mans. Women’s asses are just fun to look at.
A real man never allows a little butt musk to stop him from his appointed rounds !
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Good post :D
" Woman who respects her man, cleans her ass well."
My 1st wife (of 3) went into a small gas station bathroom to drop a deuce.
I had to go really bad and rushed her out by banging on the door.
She pushed down this tiny screen window in there, to clear the air . It failed.
I quickly entered and the stink hit me hard.
I made a face , looked at her and said ; " Wooooohooo baby, what died inside you?"
She turned bright red and meekly replied; " I opened that window and the stink rushed in." ::)
I couldn't let it go, so later in the car, I said ;
" Ok, so when you were in that bathroom , you opened the window and the stink came IN !? "
She looked down with a pouty look, refusing to answer, so I continued ;
" Ok, so an invisible giant, put his ass on the window and FARTED the moment you opened it?"
I had a good laugh, but didn't get any sex that night.
...and I still wonder why she was an EX-wife ;)
;D
A good friend of mine used to sit at a cubicle by the women's bathroom at work.
He used to tell us stories about the sounds and smells that came out of there.
It was like the depths of Hell.
He complained so many times they moved him to another area and used that cubicle as storage.
People wonder why women's bathrooms are always filled with fart spray and air fresheners.
No matter what they tell you, their shit stinks too.
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My (2nd/last) ex-wife didn't like to be ignored when she was ready for action.
Late, one Friday night after a long, tedious week. I was laying on my side , almost asleep in bed.
She came in , started to fondle my junk and it was gonna need to crane to raise it.
I vaguely heard her mumble something and move her feet.
Then, I heard the telltale sound with a warm , stinky breeze across my face.
She said with disgust ; " What good are you limpy! " and walked out.
Yup, she had just FARTED in my face.
Spoiler alert ...we ended up divorced .
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Women tend not to shit as regularly as men.
If you've ever dropped a turd after some minor constipation say 48 hours +, then it tends to stink like hell. A lot of women only shit every other day, or two, three times a week.
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Women tend not to shit as regularly as men.
If you've ever dropped a turd after some minor constipation say 48 hours +, then it tends to stink like hell. A lot of women only shit every other day, or two, three times a week.
butt what do there undies smell like? Shitfish?
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butt what do there undies smell like? Shitfish?
If Matt C were here he could answer that question in a 500 word post.
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If Matt C were here he could answer that question in a 500 word post.
can goodrum or bunny boy?
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butt what do there undies smell like? Shitfish?
post workout panties smell like a dead cod fish left in a porta-potty on a hot day.
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post workout panties smell like a dead cod fish left in a porta-potty on a hot day.
Urine soaked scrod of peace.
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Urine soaked scrod of peace.
are you trying to say they smell like peeped?
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Urine soaked scrod of peace.
Unlikely if she took a piss during training.
Skid marks from taking a quick dump in a gym toilet are more likely.
Most girls get nervous about other girls smelling their shit smell.
She'd likely take a hurried dump and be careless with the paper work.
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Unlikely if she took a piss during training.
Skid marks from taking a quick dump in a gym toilet are more likely.
Most girls get nervous about other girls smelling their shit smell.
She'd likely take a hurried dump and be careless with the paper work.
;D ;D
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Unlikely if she took a piss during training.
Skid marks from taking a quick dump in a gym toilet are more likely.
Most girls get nervous about other girls smelling their shit smell.
She'd likely take a hurried dump and be careless with the paper work.
My GF carries those wet wipes in her purse.
Even after a 20 minute steamer her butthole is a clean as a whistle. ;D
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My GF carries those wet wipes in her purse.
Even after a 20 minute steamer her butthole is a clean as a whistle. ;D
She's a keeper :D
Never date a girl who fails to take asshole hygiene seriously .
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Similar ( but more defined) look to my last ex-wife . 100% serious and no I won't post another pic.
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My GF carries those wet wipes in her purse.
Even after a 20 minute steamer her butthole is a clean as a whistle. ;D
Everyone should use flushable wipes when they take a shit. A combination of toilet paper and wipes is the ideal combination to properly clean your ass after taking a shit. Otherwise, you are just using dry paper to smoosh it around your ass cheeks.
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Everyone should use flushable wipes when they take a shit. A combination of toilet paper and wipes is the ideal combination to properly clean your ass after taking a shit. Otherwise, you are just using dry paper to smoosh it around your ass cheeks.
How 'bout you come over and give my stink hole a quick twirl with your tongue .
In true get big spirit, I'll reciprocate after you drop a steaming deuce ;D
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How 'bout you come over and give my stink hole a quick twirl with your tongue .
In true get big spirit, I'll reciprocate after you drop a steaming deuce ;D
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How 'bout you come over and give my stink hole a quick twirl with your tongue .
In true get big spirit, I'll reciprocate after you drop a steaming deuce ;D
For fucks sake howay man that absolutely fucking revolting
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For fucks sake howay man that absolutely fucking revolting
Like tbombz and prime kind of way
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Like tbombz and prime kind of way
Definitely mate, at least on par perhaps even worse. No need for that shit
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Urine soaked scrod of peace.
;D
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Fiber and a clean diet give me ghost shits most of the time. Can’t imagine what an average girls worn thong smells like after a day. Sexy when clean gross generally.
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Everyone should use flushable wipes when they take a shit. A combination of toilet paper and wipes is the ideal combination to properly clean your ass after taking a shit. Otherwise, you are just using dry paper to smoosh it around your ass cheeks.
That's for the hoi polloi. Most getbiggers have at least one bidet, usually in the master.
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What in satan-y fucksticks is going on in here?
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What in satan-y fucksticks is going on in here?
Shitty topic ???
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What in satan-y fucksticks is going on in here?
You never licked the sweat off a Mexican broads asshole before?
It tastes amazing.
I've found that Hispanic women's sweat tastes sweet and salty at the same time.
Like a limon salt you put on the top of a cerveza.
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Aaaah yes, how a man looks with a clean ass and contented spirit.
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Definitely mate, at least on par perhaps even worse. No need for that shit
With all the nasty shit posted on getbig over the past 20 yrs and you guys think I'm worse? Really? ::)
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Aaaah yes, how a man looks with a clean ass and contented spirit.
don’t get tbombz and goodrum hot and bothered
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Everyone should use flushable wipes when they take a shit. A combination of toilet paper and wipes is the ideal combination to properly clean your ass after taking a shit. Otherwise, you are just using dry paper to smoosh it around your ass cheeks.
This^ Unless you want to walk around with stinky butt all day.
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With all the nasty shit posted on getbig over the past 20 yrs and you guys think I'm worse? Really? ::)
Talking about easting another fat stinking cunts arsehole after he takes a shit? That was truly one of the most vulgar nauseating things I’ve ever read on here
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;D
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I dont know how anyone cannot use the baby 'ass-wipes' of peace.
Gross grommets...
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I dont know how anyone cannot use the baby 'ass-wipes' of peace.
Gross grommets...
I`m a baby wipe man and proud of it.
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I`m a baby wipe man and proud of it.
An upgrade from the papyrus you used back in the day.
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I`m a baby wipe man and proud of it.
Written as one of the ten commandments by you back in the day.
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Talking about easting another fat stinking cunts arsehole after he takes a shit? That was truly one of the most vulgar nauseating things I’ve ever read on here
...you haven't read many get big posts...yet ;)
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I dont know how anyone cannot use the baby 'ass-wipes' of peace.
Gross grommets...
I'm more of Charmin Freshmate man . I relate to that big , dumb bear ;D
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I`m a baby wipe man and proud of it.
...another reason, you're a great boyfriend !
Any chance we can get back together? :-*
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An upgrade from the papyrus you used back in the day.
When I was a kid, we used the Sears Christmas catalog pages.
A thick issue got us thru the next 6-7 months.
I'd rip out the ladies underwear section and hide the pages under my matress ;D
Hey Shizzo, didn't your family use leaves from the back yard? :D
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When I was a kid, we used the Sears Christmas catalog pages.
A thick issue got us thru the next 6-7 months.
I'd rip out the ladies underwear section and hide the pages under my matress ;D
Hey Shizzo, didn't your family use leaves from the back yard? :D
how you not rip your asshole with that paper
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how you not rip your asshole with that paper
This should help answer your question ... ;)