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Title: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 18, 2021, 08:12:06 AM
Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: Cook on September 18, 2021, 08:15:50 AM
Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.
I’ve been married 27 years. Yes yes yes
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: IroNat on September 18, 2021, 08:18:30 AM
I’ve been married 27 years. Yes yes yes

34 here, bro.
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: bhank on September 18, 2021, 08:20:46 AM
No Idea
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: DanM on September 18, 2021, 08:21:49 AM
Ever consider keeping your woman in line, I mean it has worked for cultures all through out the ages and sounds indefinitely better than being a cuck?
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: IroNat on September 18, 2021, 08:25:32 AM
Ever consider keeping your woman in line, I mean it has worked for cultures all through out the ages and sounds indefinitely better than being a cuck?

You married?  No?  Didn't think so.

Even those hijab wearing Muzzie wimmens are bitching at their husbands at home.  Believe it.
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: DanM on September 18, 2021, 08:31:32 AM
You married?  No?  Didn't think so.

Even those hijab wearing Muzzie wimmens are bitching at their husbands at home.  Believe it.

I have my doubts bro, our current culture, for all that good it has done has also skewed the dynamics between men and women, so much so that we have advocates for eternal cuckery
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: IroNat on September 18, 2021, 08:36:58 AM
I have my doubts bro, our current culture, for all that good it has done has also skewed the dynamics between men and women, so much so that we have advocates for eternal cuckery

Not really.  Look at all the wimmen still trying to impress men with their looks on social media, the cosmetics and beauty products industry, etc.

Their whole existence revolves around attracting men.

The wimmen who can't, dye their hair purple, and go lesbo. 

Jennifer Lopez, uber successful, still needs a man to feel self-worth.

Hillary stuck by Bill after he cheated on her numerous times.
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: youandme on September 18, 2021, 09:22:48 AM
Not really.  Look at all the wimmen still trying to impress men with their looks on social media, the cosmetics and beauty products industry, etc.

Their whole existence revolves around attracting men.

The wimmen who can't, dye their hair purple, and go lesbo. 

Jennifer Lopez, uber successful, still needs a man to feel self-worth.

Hillary stuck by Bill after he cheated on her numerous times.

This.

Just need to remind them.
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: benchmstr on September 18, 2021, 09:32:53 AM
Go to work
Stay at work
Drink

Bench
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: wes on September 18, 2021, 09:46:20 AM
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Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: King Shizzo on September 18, 2021, 10:29:39 AM
Don't get married.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: deadz on September 18, 2021, 10:33:16 AM
Don't get married.
That won't be a problem for you.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: SOMEPARTS on September 18, 2021, 10:36:24 AM
Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.

Translation:

1) lie to her
2) lie to yourself


She made you post this didn't she?

(https://c.tenor.com/SLvVP8GkeEwAAAAM/shrugging-awkward-nod.gif)
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 18, 2021, 10:36:44 AM
Married 36 years here. 
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: King Shizzo on September 18, 2021, 10:37:07 AM
That won't be a problem for you.
Why carry the issue of getting married?
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2021, 10:59:51 AM
Married for 52 years.....till death did us part.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on September 18, 2021, 11:11:12 AM
Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.

Number one is actually a great way to head to a troubled marriage! Two and three suck too.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: nerdoldnerdith on September 18, 2021, 11:25:46 AM
Who wants to stay married though? Trade them in every five years like you do when you lease cars.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: wes on September 18, 2021, 11:28:18 AM
Married 36 years here. 
In three weeks it`ll be 20 years for me.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: benchmstr on September 18, 2021, 11:33:13 AM
I’ve been married 4 years now…learn from me..run!

Bench
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Taffin on September 18, 2021, 11:42:45 AM
Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
3a) If it's about how she wants something done, use 1,2 and 3 interchangeably until she appears satisfied, then go ahead and do it however you wanted to in the first place
4) Tell her she looks hot.


Had to insert 3a - hope that's OK

I also had to resist the urge to re-write this as a loop in BASIC or pseudo-code or something LOL - it's basically an algorithm already!  ;D

Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2021, 11:49:02 AM
Who wants to stay married though? Trade them in every five years like you do when you lease cars.

Except women are not like new cars which come with a warrantee and some free maintenance. Women often come with baggage, though.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Taffin on September 18, 2021, 11:49:42 AM
In three weeks it`ll be 20 years for me.

Next Anniversary is our 23rd

It's not shown on the chart below, but I believe the traditional gift for a couple who have been together that long is tickets to Dignitas

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m3tQgquWemA/TuFTV9JrmgI/AAAAAAAAAKM/5s-yP2yVHVs/s1600/traditional+anniverary+gifts.jpg)
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on September 18, 2021, 11:51:37 AM
Who wants to stay married though? Trade them in every five years like you do when you lease cars.

Those who want to raise kids who are less likely to turn out as basketcases.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: OlympiaGym on September 18, 2021, 12:14:30 PM
Who wants to stay married though? Trade them in every five years like you do when you lease cars.

I’ve done this. It gets prohibitively expensive at some point.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2021, 12:17:16 PM
I’ve done this. It gets prohibitively expensive at some point.

Ask Howard.....he knows how expensive it is from personal experience.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Henda on September 18, 2021, 01:42:38 PM
Those who want to raise kids who are less likely to turn out as basketcases.

Haha this is the key. I’d not have lasted a year had I never impregnated the bitch
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: AbrahamG on September 18, 2021, 04:00:04 PM
Have a pig on the side.  50% of the time, it works every time.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 18, 2021, 07:39:33 PM
Just remember Eddie Murphy's rule of half in a divorce. She will take half of everything you have. If you have kids you will be paying till they are out of college. It's amazing how many women get the house, alimony and child support. The guy gets to live in a shit hole apartment and 90% of women don't want anything to do with a broke divorced man.
Best a divorced man can do is hook up with a divorced woman who got the house.

I worked with a guy who got a call from his ex that her car broke down in the drive way. He said he went to his old house now the ex's house to fix it because he felt responsible to his kids that were driven by his ex.  While he's fixing the car her new boyfriend opens the window and asks him if he wants a drink?  The guy is living in the house he paid for, fucking his wife, drinking his booze; sitting in his chair and watching his big screen tv.

 It's funny though how times have changed. My oldest daughter makes a really good living. She told me if she gets married she will require a prenup.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on September 18, 2021, 07:43:35 PM
Haha this is the key. I’d not have lasted a year had I never impregnated the bitch

In many cases the need to hold a family together is what works. Love isn’t the component that ultimately makes it last.
Title: Re: How to stay married...
Post by: MCWAY on September 18, 2021, 08:21:42 PM
34 here, bro.

I feel like a baby compared to you guys. It's been 19 for me.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: honest on September 18, 2021, 09:07:34 PM
22 and i will stay married, but im not sure if I would marry in the new world of 2021, women and wives are like poor investments you get a less of a return each year but they still cost you more. Im joking, sort of  ;D
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2021, 05:24:26 AM

I worked with a guy who got a call from his ex that her car broke down in the drive way. He said he went to his old house now the ex's house to fix it because he felt responsible to his kids that were driven by his ex.  While he's fixing the car her new boyfriend opens the window and asks him if he wants a drink?  The guy is living in the house he paid for, fucking his wife, drinking his booze; sitting in his chair and watching his big screen tv.

 

That is bad.


Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: wes on September 19, 2021, 06:19:13 AM
Just remember Eddie Murphy's rule of half in a divorce. She will take half of everything you have. If you have kids you will be paying till they are out of college. It's amazing how many women get the house, alimony and child support. The guy gets to live in a shit hole apartment and 90% of women don't want anything to do with a broke divorced man.
Best a divorced man can do is hook up with a divorced woman who got the house.

I worked with a guy who got a call from his ex that her car broke down in the drive way. He said he went to his old house now the ex's house to fix it because he felt responsible to his kids that were driven by his ex.  While he's fixing the car her new boyfriend opens the window and asks him if he wants a drink?  The guy is living in the house he paid for, fucking his wife, drinking his booze; sitting in his chair and watching his big screen tv.

 It's funny though how times have changed. My oldest daughter makes a really good living. She told me if she gets married she will require a prenup.
Fuck that!!

A childhood friend of mine was a jeweler and a gemologist.....made great money and built a huge house for he,his wife and his 2 kids.

IMO his wife was the only girl he had ever been with in his lifetime and he treated her like gold.......real nice guy.

One day he comes home early and she`s getting banged on the couch by some dude.

He walks out....ends up losing the hosue to her,has to pay an exhorbatant amount of child support and his wife was a postal worker for 30 years and still was working there.

Anyway,he gets pissed off quits his job and starts personal training under the table.....this way he avoided child support though he still paid for his kids college and bought his young daughter a used car.

You know that those kids surely weren`t getting the money from his child support put to their use for the most part anyway.

Then one day his wife goes to his sisters house where the poor bastard is now living in an attic room and she tells him her ,lover hung himself in her /his former garage.................. he just laughed and she left pissed......like he was actually supposed to give a damn.

There`s more to the story,but anyway he ended up passing away from a heart attack in his mid fifties............she was a whore and a kunt cuz this guy was the salt of the Earth and didn`t deserve to be treated like this and she sure as hell didn`t deserve a guy like him..
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Henda on September 19, 2021, 06:38:48 AM
Fuck that!!

A childhood friend of mine was a jeweler and a gemologist.....made great money and built a huge house for he,his wife and his 2 kids.

IMO his wife was the only girl he had ever been with in his lifetime and he treated her like gold.......real nice guy.

One day he comes home early and she`s getting banged on the couch by some dude.

He walks out....ends up losing the hosue to her,has to pay an exhorbatant amount of child support and his wife was a postal worker for 30 years and still was working there.

Anyway,he gets pissed off quits his job and starts personal training under the table.....this way he avoided child support though he still paid for his kids college and bought his young daughter a used car.

You know that those kids surely weren`t getting the money from his child support put to their use for the most part anyway.

Then one day his wife goes to his sisters house where the poor bastard is now living in an attic room and she tells him her ,lover hung himself in her /his former garage.................. he just laughed and she left pissed......like he was actually supposed to give a damn.

There`s more to the story,but anyway he ended up passing away from a heart attack in his mid fifties............she was a whore and a kunt cuz this guy was the salt of the Earth and didn`t deserve to be treated like this and she sure as hell didn`t deserve a guy like him..

Always seems to be the same mate genuinely great guys who buy the fairytale and have it absolutely destroyed by some cunt of a woman. I’ve seen relationships where the man is so fucking happy he’s questioning if it’s actually real yet the woman couldn’t give two fucks. Glad I learned very early on to never get wrapped up in a woman and protect self if worst happen never married, house in only my name ect
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: wes on September 19, 2021, 08:00:18 AM
So very right Henda.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: BlackMetallic on September 19, 2021, 08:01:19 AM
Fuck that!!

A childhood friend of mine was a jeweler and a gemologist.....made great money and built a huge house for he,his wife and his 2 kids.

IMO his wife was the only girl he had ever been with in his lifetime and he treated her like gold.......real nice guy.

One day he comes home early and she`s getting banged on the couch by some dude.

He walks out....ends up losing the hosue to her,has to pay an exhorbatant amount of child support and his wife was a postal worker for 30 years and still was working there.

Anyway,he gets pissed off quits his job and starts personal training under the table.....this way he avoided child support though he still paid for his kids college and bought his young daughter a used car.

You know that those kids surely weren`t getting the money from his child support put to their use for the most part anyway.

Then one day his wife goes to his sisters house where the poor bastard is now living in an attic room and she tells him her ,lover hung himself in her /his former garage.................. he just laughed and she left pissed......like he was actually supposed to give a damn.

There`s more to the story,but anyway he ended up passing away from a heart attack in his mid fifties............she was a whore and a kunt cuz this guy was the salt of the Earth and didn`t deserve to be treated like this and she sure as hell didn`t deserve a guy like him..

Does she have a sister?
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: wes on September 19, 2021, 08:08:48 AM
:D
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Pray_4_War on September 19, 2021, 08:26:42 AM
How to stay married

Why would I want to do that?
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2021, 08:29:26 AM
Fuck that!!

A childhood friend of mine was a jeweler and a gemologist.....made great money and built a huge house for he,his wife and his 2 kids.

IMO his wife was the only girl he had ever been with in his lifetime and he treated her like gold.......real nice guy.

One day he comes home early and she`s getting banged on the couch by some dude.


He walks out....ends up losing the hosue to her,has to pay an exhorbatant amount of child support and his wife was a postal worker for 30 years and still was working there.

Anyway,he gets pissed off quits his job and starts personal training under the table.....this way he avoided child support though he still paid for his kids college and bought his young daughter a used car.

You know that those kids surely weren`t getting the money from his child support put to their use for the most part anyway.

Then one day his wife goes to his sisters house where the poor bastard is now living in an attic room and she tells him her ,lover hung himself in her /his former garage.................. he just laughed and she left pissed......like he was actually supposed to give a damn.

There`s more to the story,but anyway he ended up passing away from a heart attack in his mid fifties............she was a whore and a kunt cuz this guy was the salt of the Earth and didn`t deserve to be treated like this and she sure as hell didn`t deserve a guy like him..

A true Getbigger would have joined in and kept the house.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2021, 08:30:27 AM
Why would I want to do that?

This is not about "why" it's about "how".
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Pray_4_War on September 19, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
This is not about "why" it's about "how".

 ;D
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: wes on September 19, 2021, 08:33:31 AM
A true Getbigger would have joined in and kept the house.
I certainly would have but the average person doesn`t come close to equaling a getbigger....we`re cut from a different cloth.  :)
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: GymnJuice on September 19, 2021, 09:31:21 AM
How to stay happy thread would be much shorter. Don't get married.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 19, 2021, 10:22:07 AM
How to stay happy thread would be much shorter. Don't get married.
True.  In the old days they said "behind every great man is a great woman," now it's "behind every broke man is an ex wife."
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Taffin on September 19, 2021, 03:14:47 PM
A true Getbigger would have joined in and kept the house.

A true GetBigger would have pegged the interloper, taken his house off him, then charged him rent to live in his own place
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 19, 2021, 03:28:44 PM
I'll never get married.

Will never live together either.

Marriage is an archaic form of bondage that benefits women.

Fuck that.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: irishdave on September 19, 2021, 09:23:35 PM
Just remember Eddie Murphy's rule of half in a divorce. She will take half of everything you have. If you have kids you will be paying till they are out of college. It's amazing how many women get the house, alimony and child support. The guy gets to live in a shit hole apartment and 90% of women don't want anything to do with a broke divorced man.
Best a divorced man can do is hook up with a divorced woman who got the house.

I worked with a guy who got a call from his ex that her car broke down in the drive way. He said he went to his old house now the ex's house to fix it because he felt responsible to his kids that were driven by his ex.  While he's fixing the car her new boyfriend opens the window and asks him if he wants a drink?  The guy is living in the house he paid for, fucking his wife, drinking his booze; sitting in his chair and watching his big screen tv.

 It's funny though how times have changed. My oldest daughter makes a really good living. She told me if she gets married she will require a prenup.

I’d hate to have a daughter. I have nightmares about it.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Earl1972 on September 19, 2021, 10:28:08 PM
never wanted kids, kids are the only valid reason i ever thought there was to get married

i also always viewed it as a bad long term investment as she gets worse looking every year, probably a worse attitude too

i feel like they are always unhappy no matter what, just look at all these celeb women that have their life on easy mode, they married guys like brad pitt and channing tatum who had the average woman lining up to watch their movies just to see these guys, their wives still divorced them so if it didn't work for them it's unlikely to work for every other guy

give women the world today, tomorrow they will whine that they didn't get the stars

E

Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 19, 2021, 11:47:45 PM
i feel like they are always unhappy no matter what, just look at all these celeb women that have their life on easy mode, they married guys like brad pitt and channing tatum who had the average woman lining up to watch their movies just to see these guys, their wives still divorced them so if it didn't work for them it's unlikely to work for every other guy

E

This is true.

They are never happy.

It's a life of high expectations.

Just date women for 3-4 months at a time and have fun.

It's the best way.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 20, 2021, 02:06:21 AM
This is true.

They are never happy.

It's a life of high expectations.

Just date women for 3-4 months at a time and have fun.

It's the best way.
It is.  Master the 3 month relationship.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 20, 2021, 04:25:07 AM
A true GetBigger would have pegged the interloper, taken his house off him, then charged him rent to live in his own place

Much better.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: loco on September 20, 2021, 05:24:03 AM
A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 20, 2021, 10:00:06 AM
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Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 20, 2021, 03:29:39 PM
It is.  Master the 3 month relationship.

Basically my life for the last 12 years. ;D

Current GF has lasted a little over 1 year.

Not sure how much longer she has.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 20, 2021, 05:04:40 PM
Fuck that!!

A childhood friend of mine was a jeweler and a gemologist.....made great money and built a huge house for he,his wife and his 2 kids.

IMO his wife was the only girl he had ever been with in his lifetime and he treated her like gold.......real nice guy.

One day he comes home early and she`s getting banged on the couch by some dude.

He walks out....ends up losing the hosue to her,has to pay an exhorbatant amount of child support and his wife was a postal worker for 30 years and still was working there.

Anyway,he gets pissed off quits his job and starts personal training under the table.....this way he avoided child support though he still paid for his kids college and bought his young daughter a used car.

You know that those kids surely weren`t getting the money from his child support put to their use for the most part anyway.

Then one day his wife goes to his sisters house where the poor bastard is now living in an attic room and she tells him her ,lover hung himself in her /his former garage.................. he just laughed and she left pissed......like he was actually supposed to give a damn.

There`s more to the story,but anyway he ended up passing away from a heart attack in his mid fifties............she was a whore and a kunt cuz this guy was the salt of the Earth and didn`t deserve to be treated like this and she sure as hell didn`t deserve a guy like him..

Reminds me a little of a story my stepdad told me about one of his brothers. He was married for several years to what he thought was a great gal. One day he gives her a kiss and heads out to work. Later in the day, when he got home, he found the house completely empty....she had cleaned him out. Took everything except his clothes and their two kids which she dropped off with his sister.  Obviously, he had no idea this was coming even though she had to have been planning it for awhile. He heard through friends that she and her boyfriend moved to California. Harsh!
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Earl1972 on September 20, 2021, 07:45:23 PM
A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

that's gold :D

E
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Hypertrophy on September 20, 2021, 08:40:51 PM
A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:




LOL !
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Les Grossman on September 20, 2021, 09:13:07 PM
Reminds me a little of a story my stepdad told me about one of his brothers. He was married for several years to what he thought was a great gal. One day he gives her a kiss and heads out to work. Later in the day, when he got home, he found the house completely empty....she had cleaned him out. Took everything except his clothes and their two kids which she dropped off with his sister.  Obviously, he had no idea this was coming even though she had to have been planning it for awhile. He heard through friends that she and her boyfriend moved to California. Harsh!

She probably used to tell a story about how her ex-husband’s nephew snuck out of the house while his wife was dying of cancer to have perverted sex with strange gay men.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 21, 2021, 02:41:07 AM
Basically my life for the last 12 years. ;D

Current GF has lasted a little over 1 year.

Not sure how much longer she has.
She is on borrowed time.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: wes on September 21, 2021, 04:05:40 AM
Reminds me a little of a story my stepdad told me about one of his brothers. He was married for several years to what he thought was a great gal. One day he gives her a kiss and heads out to work. Later in the day, when he got home, he found the house completely empty....she had cleaned him out. Took everything except his clothes and their two kids which she dropped off with his sister.  Obviously, he had no idea this was coming even though she had to have been planning it for awhile. He heard through friends that she and her boyfriend moved to California. Harsh!
HOLY SHIT THAT`S ROUGH !!
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: lightweight83 on September 21, 2021, 04:17:35 AM
That is bad.

I've always been surprised that more guys don't end up killing their ex wives, when put in a situation like this. 
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 21, 2021, 04:40:56 AM
I'll propose in a couple of years. I'm looking forward to it these days.

Don't rush.  Take at least ten years to make up your mind.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 21, 2021, 09:22:32 AM
I've always been surprised that more guys don't end up killing their ex wives, when put in a situation like this.
Yes, and family court judges as well.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2021, 12:45:53 PM
Reminds me a little of a story my stepdad told me about one of his brothers. He was married for several years to what he thought was a great gal. One day he gives her a kiss and heads out to work. Later in the day, when he got home, he found the house completely empty....she had cleaned him out. Took everything except his clothes and their two kids which she dropped off with his sister.  Obviously, he had no idea this was coming even though she had to have been planning it for awhile. He heard through friends that she and her boyfriend moved to California. Harsh!

Same shit happened to a buddy of mine.  about 4 years with the same chick, but in the last couple of months of their relationship she made a new friend and would go out "dancing" with her.  he never thought anything about her new friend and their club going.  One day she was telling him how lucky she was to have him, he was the love of her life blah blah, then a few days later he comes home to their apt to find all of his things packed and outside the door. 

Bitches are just fucking cruel.  they don't forget a single thing.  Fucking whores can't remember what she had for lunch an hour ago but can recite shit you said or did on the exact time and day 5 years ago.  Then all they need is that one whore friend to start getting shit in their head.  A girl can have 100 friends. 99 of them telling her how lucky she is to have you and one friend who tells her she can do better and should go out more with her to meet new men and sure enough the majority of whores will listen to that one friend and not the other 99.  If you want your relationship to last, you need to get rid of any cancerous friends she may have.  All she needs is one to fuck with her head.  You have to destroy these bitches and get them out of her life ASAP or your relationship will never last.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 21, 2021, 12:51:36 PM
"It's only sex with other people.  Nothing to get upset about.
Be upfront about your needs for variety during marriage."


 -- O.J. Simpson
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2021, 01:06:35 PM
Fuck that!!

A childhood friend of mine was a jeweler and a gemologist.....made great money and built a huge house for he,his wife and his 2 kids.

IMO his wife was the only girl he had ever been with in his lifetime and he treated her like gold.......real nice guy.

One day he comes home early and she`s getting banged on the couch by some dude.

He walks out....ends up losing the hosue to her,has to pay an exhorbatant amount of child support and his wife was a postal worker for 30 years and still was working there.

Anyway,he gets pissed off quits his job and starts personal training under the table.....this way he avoided child support though he still paid for his kids college and bought his young daughter a used car.

You know that those kids surely weren`t getting the money from his child support put to their use for the most part anyway.

Then one day his wife goes to his sisters house where the poor bastard is now living in an attic room and she tells him her ,lover hung himself in her /his former garage.................. he just laughed and she left pissed......like he was actually supposed to give a damn.

There`s more to the story,but anyway he ended up passing away from a heart attack in his mid fifties............she was a whore and a kunt cuz this guy was the salt of the Earth and didn`t deserve to be treated like this and she sure as hell didn`t deserve a guy like him..

I just don't get how guys can see their wives/gf getting fucked and just walk away and not just completely lose their shit.  I honestly think I'd kill both of them on the spot.  No way I'd be able to control my anger.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: deadz on September 21, 2021, 01:22:13 PM
Married, single both have there advantages, disadvantages. Been married for 13yrs.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: deadz on September 21, 2021, 01:25:21 PM
Reminds me a little of a story my stepdad told me about one of his brothers. He was married for several years to what he thought was a great gal. One day he gives her a kiss and heads out to work. Later in the day, when he got home, he found the house completely empty....she had cleaned him out. Took everything except his clothes and their two kids which she dropped off with his sister.  Obviously, he had no idea this was coming even though she had to have been planning it for awhile. He heard through friends that she and her boyfriend moved to California. Harsh!
Youre the last person to be posting in this thread. You betrayed your wife your entire marriage sucking cock, despicable guy!
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2021, 01:29:02 PM
Married, single both have there advantages, disadvantages. Been married for 13yrs.

what are the disadvantages to being single? Especially if you have money, good job, stay in shape.  The world is yours at that point.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 21, 2021, 01:53:14 PM
My brother's ex-wife cleaned out the house when he was at work and left him also.

Never were two people less suitable for each other.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 21, 2021, 01:56:19 PM
what are the disadvantages to being single? Especially if you have money, good job, stay in shape.  The world is yours at that point.

I think if you want kids then getting married is correct.

Otherwise I can't see doing it.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: deadz on September 21, 2021, 02:23:30 PM
what are the disadvantages to being single? Especially if you have money, good job, stay in shape.  The world is yours at that point.
So you want to be with a woman who wants to be with you for your money. More headache than it’s worth.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 21, 2021, 02:45:22 PM
what are the disadvantages to being single? Especially if you have money, good job, stay in shape.  The world is yours at that point.

You cook your own meals, wash your dirty clothes, comfort yourself when sick, clean the house and there's no one with whom to have friendly discourse. Life can be boring when you are alone. 
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 21, 2021, 04:15:46 PM
She is on borrowed time.

She knows it too.

I've explained how i am to her and she understands.

Lately i've been becoming more distant, not going out of my way to see her or do anything with her.

I think she knows what's up.

She tried pulling the "live together" card and got mad at me when i refused. I told her since day one that will never happen. Plus, she wants me to move to Albuquerque, one of the worst places to live in the USA. I'm in the mountains near Santa Fe, living the fucking dream. Screw that.

I'm about to fire up the Tinder profile again. ;D

There are millions of women out there, never settle.

I'll never have kids, so i do not care.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 21, 2021, 04:18:36 PM
You cook your own meals, wash your dirty clothes, comfort yourself when sick, clean the house and there's no one with whom to have friendly discourse. Life can be boring when you are alone.

That's why you have 3-4 girlfriends dude.

Being single does not mean alone.

I used to spend the weekend with a different chick on a 3 week rotation.

Never been bored.

But, to be fair i am an introvert, so being alone for 4-5 days at a time means nothing to me. I embrace solitude.

Having a broad in my house 24/7 for more than 3 days would drive me insane.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 21, 2021, 04:57:01 PM
That's why you have 3-4 girlfriends dude.

Being single does not mean alone.

I used to spend the weekend with a different chick on a 3 week rotation.

Never been bored.

But, to be fair i am an introvert, so being alone for 4-5 days at a time means nothing to me. I embrace solitude.

Having a broad in my house 24/7 for more than 3 days would drive me insane.

Guess it is also what one gets used to. I was an only child until my sister was adopted as an infant shortly before my 15th birthday. I was really good at keeping myself entertained. Also, for various reasons, from birth to about age 8, I moved often and lived with a variety of relatives. I was good at making new friends, but had no experience with long term friendships.

I would not be comfortable having several girlfriends or boyfriends just to keep me busy and insure I had companionship. Seems like it would be a lot of work keeping up with several 'romantic' relationships at one time. Me not being a particularly romantic person to begin with.

I catch some shit from some of the folks on Getbig because I share my house with my daughter and son-in-law. It's a big house, it would be really lonely living here without someone else around besides my dog to talk to. My grandson, his fiancé and my great-granddaughter are only here temporarily until they can save up enough to get their own place. However, aside from them being kind of noisy, I like having them around too. Every time my great-granddaughter how is about 18 months old sees me, she grins, waves and says grandpa repeatedly....likely because I am so funny looking. LOL.

Of course there are moments when I wonder what living alone might be like. Since adulthood, I've literally never lived alone. In addition to our own kids my wife and I opened our house to our family many times throughout our marriage. It was kind of like payback for all those years family looked after me.   
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 21, 2021, 05:09:02 PM
Guess it is also what one gets used to. I was an only child until my sister was adopted as an infant shortly before my 15th birthday. I was really good at keeping myself entertained. Also, for various reasons, from birth to about age 8, I moved often and lived with a variety of relatives. I was good at making new friends, but had no experience with long term friendships.

I would not be comfortable having several girlfriends or boyfriends just to keep me busy and insure I had companionship. Seems like it would be a lot of work keeping up with several 'romantic' relationships at one time. Me not being a particularly romantic person to begin with.

I catch some shit from some of the folks on Getbig because I share my house with my daughter and son-in-law. It's a big house, it would be really lonely living here without someone else around besides my dog to talk to. My grandson, his fiancé and my great-granddaughter are only here temporarily until they can save up enough to get their own place. However, aside from them being kind of noisy, I like having them around too. Every time my great-granddaughter how is about 18 months old sees me, she grins, waves and says grandpa repeatedly....likely because I am so funny looking. LOL.

Of course there are moments when I wonder what living alone might be like. Since adulthood, I've literally never lived alone. In addition to our own kids my wife and I opened our house to our family many times throughout our marriage. It was kind of like payback for all those years family looked after me.   

I understand.

I grew up on a farm in the country. Never had more than a few minutes alone until i was 18 and moved out.

For me the romantic part of having a GF is easy, i enjoy it and they do too. I like to have options and don't get serious with women unless i feel it's necessary. Most women these days will have a very intense physical relationship very very easily. So i take advantage of that. Most women do not do it for me mentally, most are too selfish and caught up in social nonsense. I live in the mountains and hardly ever leave.

When my grandfather died many years ago, my grandmother was alone at home. My parents tried to get her to move it with someone, but she said she wanted to be alone. It was the first time in 70 years she had ever been alone and loved it. Lived alone until she died 15 years later.

I think it depends on personality. My brother would go nuts if he was alone for more than 2-3 days. Personally i could go months with no social interaction and be perfectly fine.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2021, 05:30:07 PM
I just find having a full time woman is balancing shitty times with good times but as time goes on it starts to unbalance itself towards more shitty times.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: SOMEPARTS on September 21, 2021, 05:53:24 PM
You cook your own meals, wash your dirty clothes, comfort yourself when sick, clean the house and there's no one with whom to have friendly discourse. Life can be boring when you are alone.


For those that are not co-dependent there are maids and nurses.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 21, 2021, 06:10:14 PM
I just find having a full time woman is balancing shitty times with good times but as time goes on it starts to unbalance itself towards more shitty times.

Your experience with long term relationships is unfortunate. Maybe you are just unlucky so far with finding the right woman for you. There are a lot good women around. I know several...but they are all married. My wife was one of the best. She was never selfish or self-centered. I know I got lucky when I met her and she was willing to put up with me. I have never been an easy person to live with and yet she mostly overlooked my bad temper, self-centered personality and a host of other flaws.

What seems interesting to me is that our and our kid's long term marriages are the opposite of what statistics suggest. I grew up in an extremely 'broken home' surrounded by grossly dysfunctional parents. My wife's mom died from a stroke when she was at a most vulnerable age. Exactly the time when mothers and daughters really start to connect. After that, she also experienced dysfunction. It is safe to say we also came from vastly different backgrounds, economically, educationally, and religiously. I was a confused bisexual and she was as straight as an arrow. Maybe like they say, opposites attract.

   
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 21, 2021, 06:17:11 PM

For those that are not co-dependent there are maids and nurses.

Don't you mean for those who are at least reasonably well off and not co-dependent there are housekeepers and nurses?

After an extended illness when my grandmother died, my grandfather married her nurse. He took her to see the Vatican and other vacation destinations and she 'took him to the cleaners'....according to my mom, aunts and uncle.   
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 21, 2021, 06:48:55 PM
I've been married forever. A man and woman go together and compliment each other's existence. My wife was a 118lbs blonde Italian knock out when younger. Married 36 years to her and was with her longer. Now through illness and bad health she isn't a knock out anymore. With her health problems she is a mess but she is my best friend to use a corny phrase to call your wife. She has been with me through so much in life. Yes, the best of times and the worst. She drives me crazy with her non stop talking but that's who she is. She puts up with my faults and there are many. Right now she is recovering from spinal cord surgery and she can walk about 4 blocks now.  I hope she can recover to what ever extent her health allows. She is on so many perscription drugs. Yes in sickness and in health. This sounds egotistical but I'm trying to make a point about our relationship. She always tells me how women make positive comments about my looks to her. I swear if a wolverine bit off my face it wouldn't matter to her. She would love me the same.

  I work in an office with 4 knock out women. You have to see the men drool over them. The two blonds are around 37 and have one disaster after another with men in their relationships.  No, it's not the men. They are the disaster. They dress to kill and look amazing but having known them for 4 years I couldn't imagine living with them. I bet their boyfriends came to the same conclusion.  The two other girls I have hope that they will find good men because they are good people. I guess the point of this paragraph is you have to find the right woman if you're a guy. If you go by looks alone you are in for a world of hurt emotionally and finacially.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2021, 07:01:43 PM
I've been married forever. A man and woman go together and compliment each other's existence. My wife was a 118lbs blonde Italian knock out when younger. Married 36 years to her and was with her longer. Now through illness and bad health she isn't a knock out anymore. With her health problems she is a mess but she is my best friend to use a corny phrase to call your wife. She has been with me through so much in life. Yes, the best of times and the worst. She drives me crazy with her non stop talking but that's who she is. She puts up with my faults and there are many. Right now she is recovering from spinal cord surgery and she can walk about 4 blocks now.  I hope she can recover to what ever extent her health allows. She is on so many perscription drugs. Yes in sickness and in health. This sounds egotistical but I'm trying to make a point about our relationship. She always tells me how women make positive comments about my looks to her. I swear if a wolverine bit off my face it wouldn't matter to her. She would love me the same.

  I work in an office with 4 knock out women. You have to see the men drool over them. The two blonds are around 37 and have one disaster after another with men in their relationships.  No, it's not the men. They are the disaster. They dress to kill and look amazing but having known them for 4 years I couldn't imagine living with them. I bet their boyfriends came to the same conclusion.  The two other girls I have hope that they will find good men because they are good people. I guess the point of this paragraph is you have to find the right woman if you're a guy. If you go by looks alone you are in for a world of hurt emotionally and finacially.
Take good care of your wife. You lucked out. Love like that is rare these days. Tell her now how much you love her.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: SOMEPARTS on September 21, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
Don't you mean for those who are at least reasonably well off and not co-dependent there are housekeepers and nurses?

After an extended illness when my grandmother died, my grandfather married her nurse. He took her to see the Vatican and other vacation destinations and she 'took him to the cleaners'....according to my mom, aunts and uncle.

If you don't get married you will be "reasonably well off" in most cases.  ;D

One life to live and we all meet the same fate. If you want to deprive yourself of life to leave some people money that you can't take with you, have at it. After the wife died they guy is free to live, even if it means those people waiting around for his money to shake loose are angry.

I don't know what the answers are but I can tell you sitting around for the last 30 years of your life in miserable cohabitation and lying to yourself is probably not it.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IRON CROSS on September 21, 2021, 09:03:13 PM
That's why you have 3-4 girlfriends dude.

Being single does not mean alone.

I used to spend the weekend with a different chick on a 3 week rotation.

Never been bored.

But, to be fair i am an introvert, so being alone for 4-5 days at a time means nothing to me. I embrace solitude.

Having a broad in my house 24/7 for more than 3 days would drive me insane.

Old Pedo Nenderthal is still in 1960's !.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 22, 2021, 10:31:08 AM
She knows it too.

I've explained how i am to her and she understands.

Lately i've been becoming more distant, not going out of my way to see her or do anything with her.

I think she knows what's up.

She tried pulling the "live together" card and got mad at me when i refused. I told her since day one that will never happen. Plus, she wants me to move to Albuquerque, one of the worst places to live in the USA. I'm in the mountains near Santa Fe, living the fucking dream. Screw that.

I'm about to fire up the Tinder profile again. ;D

There are millions of women out there, never settle.

I'll never have kids, so i do not care.
I'd take Santa Fe if she was paying.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 22, 2021, 11:25:34 AM
I'd take Santa Fe if she was paying.

I was just in Albuquerque.  I know exactly what he is saying.  it is white trash to the supreme.  Such a shitty city.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 22, 2021, 11:55:06 AM
I was just in Albuquerque.  I know exactly what he is saying.  it is white trash to the supreme.  Such a shitty city.
I agree but Santa Fe is a much different place.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 22, 2021, 12:16:15 PM
If you don't get married you will be "reasonably well off" in most cases.  ;D

One life to live and we all meet the same fate. If you want to deprive yourself of life to leave some people money that you can't take with you, have at it. After the wife died they guy is free to live, even if it means those people waiting around for his money to shake loose are angry.

I don't know what the answers are but I can tell you sitting around for the last 30 years of your life in miserable cohabitation and lying to yourself is probably not it.

If a person sits around for 30 years of their life in miserable cohabitation, they probably should have their heads examined. My mom and stepdad were good examples of this. How they stayed together that long is a real mystery. All I can say is that opposites attract and they were definitely opposites.   

There are lots of great marriages which are true partnerships. I was lucky to be one of those people. When my wife was working, which was most of the time except a couple of years after our kids were born, her income was as good if not better than mine. All our big ticket expenses were decided by mutual agreement. In some ways she was more frugal than I was, particularly when it came to buying clothes and furniture. When we were young she was game for some really crazy stupid and costly ideas I had....like homesteading in Canada and briefly moving back to Southern California.     

According to an Ameritrade study, singles make less money than their married peers (on average, $8,000 dollars a year) and pay more on a wide array of costs—from housing, to health care, to cell phone plans.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 22, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
I agree but Santa Fe is a much different place.

It's completely opposite, Santa Fe is beautiful and not very crowded. Amazing weather. Low crime and no blacks.

Albuquerque is a cesspool of white trash and Mexican trash. Lots of gang and drug violence. A hotspot for the Mexican cartels too. It's one of the worst Cities in the US to live for a bunch of reasons. I could never understand how anyone would live there. My GF has lived there for 3 years because she has a nice job and lives in Rio Rancho, which is a very nice area just outside of Albuquerque, but it's close enough to have lots of crime and violence. She's from Mexico, so it doesn't bother her much because that is normal everywhere.

Only problem with Santa Fe is that it's expensive and filled with Liberals.

But i live outside of the City in the mountains. Most people in my area are retired white folks who just want to be away from the City/people.

 
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: SOMEPARTS on September 22, 2021, 07:24:49 PM
   

According to an Ameritrade study, singles make less money than their married peers (on average, $8,000 dollars a year) and pay more on a wide array of costs—from housing, to health care, to cell phone plans.


Sure if you count in all the losers.

If you remain single into your 30s and 40s earning good money and don't spend like Bhank you will have everything paid off living like a king.

Once you get over that hump you can retire 15 years early. Meanwhile your married friends are asking their wives if they can spend $50.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Les Grossman on September 22, 2021, 08:16:15 PM

Sure if you count in all the losers.

If you remain single into your 30s and 40s earning good money and don't spend like Bhank you will have everything paid off living like a king.

Once you get over that hump you can retire 15 years early. Meanwhile your married friends are asking their wives if they can spend $50.

I retired at 40 and “work” solely for myself, only whenever I want. I was fortunate, worked hard, and had a lot of luck along the way.

Met my wife late in my career and have never had an unhappy moment with her.

Everyone else’s mileage may vary.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Flexacon on September 22, 2021, 11:42:46 PM

Sure if you count in all the losers.

If you remain single into your 30s and 40s earning good money and don't spend like Bhank you will have everything paid off living like a king.

Once you get over that hump you can retire 15 years early. Meanwhile your married friends are asking their wives if they can spend $50.

This is the way. Add a  healthy lifestyle and working out to that, and you'll have no problems attracting non gold digging women who are 20 years younger.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 23, 2021, 06:03:19 AM
I've been married forever. A man and woman go together and compliment each other's existence. My wife was a 118lbs blonde Italian knock out when younger. Married 36 years to her and was with her longer. Now through illness and bad health she isn't a knock out anymore. With her health problems she is a mess but she is my best friend to use a corny phrase to call your wife. She has been with me through so much in life. Yes, the best of times and the worst. She drives me crazy with her non stop talking but that's who she is. She puts up with my faults and there are many. Right now she is recovering from spinal cord surgery and she can walk about 4 blocks now.  I hope she can recover to what ever extent her health allows. She is on so many perscription drugs. Yes in sickness and in health. This sounds egotistical but I'm trying to make a point about our relationship. She always tells me how women make positive comments about my looks to her. I swear if a wolverine bit off my face it wouldn't matter to her. She would love me the same.

  I work in an office with 4 knock out women. You have to see the men drool over them. The two blonds are around 37 and have one disaster after another with men in their relationships.  No, it's not the men. They are the disaster. They dress to kill and look amazing but having known them for 4 years I couldn't imagine living with them. I bet their boyfriends came to the same conclusion.  The two other girls I have hope that they will find good men because they are good people. I guess the point of this paragraph is you have to find the right woman if you're a guy. If you go by looks alone you are in for a world of hurt emotionally and finacially.

One thing I don't agree with is that line "she puts up with my faults".  Women manipulate a man to thinking this shit and that they are lucky to have the woman.  You are just human, having faults is just human.  Unless your faults are that you shit yourself and she has to clean it then she isn't doing any Mother Theresa shit with you.  They make you feel flawed, they make you feel like you are dependant on them.  You are not flawed.  The women are the flawed ones that fuck with our heads.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 23, 2021, 06:36:32 AM
Just keep nodding "yes" while you zone out.

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Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: falco on September 23, 2021, 06:38:39 AM
Pretend she is mentally impaired and act accordingly.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 23, 2021, 07:26:20 AM
It's completely opposite, Santa Fe is beautiful and not very crowded. Amazing weather. Low crime and no blacks.

Albuquerque is a cesspool of white trash and Mexican trash. Lots of gang and drug violence. A hotspot for the Mexican cartels too. It's one of the worst Cities in the US to live for a bunch of reasons. I could never understand how anyone would live there. My GF has lived there for 3 years because she has a nice job and lives in Rio Rancho, which is a very nice area just outside of Albuquerque, but it's close enough to have lots of crime and violence. She's from Mexico, so it doesn't bother her much because that is normal everywhere.

Only problem with Santa Fe is that it's expensive and filled with Liberals.

But i live outside of the City in the mountains. Most people in my area are retired white folks who just want to be away from the City/people.
I know, my best friend out west used to live in Albuquerque.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 23, 2021, 09:39:10 AM
I have a nephew living in Albuquerque.

A spawn of my brother's disastrous marriage.

Haven't seen him in 20 years.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 23, 2021, 10:29:52 AM
One thing I don't agree with is that line "she puts up with my faults".  Women manipulate a man to thinking this shit and that they are lucky to have the woman.  You are just human, having faults is just human.  Unless your faults are that you shit yourself and she has to clean it then she isn't doing any Mother Theresa shit with you.  They make you feel flawed, they make you feel like you are dependant on them.  You are not flawed.  The women are the flawed ones that fuck with our heads.

I play the bongos singing loud off key at night. She puts up with it. True we are all flawed. 
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: IroNat on September 23, 2021, 10:30:33 AM
I play the bongos singing loud off key at night. She puts up with it. True we are all flawed. 

lol.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 23, 2021, 10:39:22 AM
One thing I don't agree with is that line "she puts up with my faults".  Women manipulate a man to thinking this shit and that they are lucky to have the woman.  You are just human, having faults is just human.  Unless your faults are that you shit yourself and she has to clean it then she isn't doing any Mother Theresa shit with you.  They make you feel flawed, they make you feel like you are dependant on them.  You are not flawed.  The women are the flawed ones that fuck with our heads.

There's a decided dislike for women in your post. You must have had some really bad experiences with the opposite sex. Approximately half of the world population is women. That's a lot of people to not like or respect.

It has been stated that good relationships are a 50/50 preposition. This is not quite right. If all your investing in a relationship is 50% of what you have to offer, it isn't enough. Ideally, in a good marriage each partner gives 100%. This is at least what you should shoot for.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 23, 2021, 11:00:25 AM
I play the bongos singing loud off key at night. She puts up with it. True we are all flawed.

LOL! Careful, your wife might have you arrested like this fellow was many years ago when he'd played bongos in the nude.

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Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Les Grossman on September 23, 2021, 11:26:18 PM
There's a decided dislike for women in your post. You must have had some really bad experiences with the opposite sex. Approximately half of the world population is women. That's a lot of people to not like or respect.

It has been stated that good relationships are a 50/50 preposition. This is not quite right. If all your investing in a relationship is 50% of what you have to offer, it isn't enough. Ideally, in a good marriage each partner gives 100%. This is at least what you should shoot for.

You fucking moron.

If both spouses are putting in 100% effort it is still a 50/50 split.

Self absorbed, no self-awareness idiot.

Hurry up and die.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Tapeworm on September 24, 2021, 05:09:30 AM
She doesn't respond well when I give her 100%. She's so shallow. All I hear is ow, ow, ow.  ::)
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Taffin on September 24, 2021, 12:56:42 PM
She doesn't respond well when I give her 100%. She's so shallow. All I hear is ow, ow, ow.  ::)

Stud  ;D
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2021, 01:34:54 PM
You fucking moron.

If both spouses are putting in 100% effort it is still a 50/50 split.

Self absorbed, no self-awareness idiot.

Hurry up and die.

Hey genius, it is a common saying, not a math equation.

(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/71/76/1713261730-50-50-100-rule1-680x453.jpg)

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Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2021, 01:35:59 PM
She doesn't respond well when I give her 100%. She's so shallow. All I hear is ow, ow, ow.  ::)

Great play on words.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Les Grossman on September 24, 2021, 02:11:33 PM
Hey genius, it is a common saying, not a math equation.

(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/71/76/1713261730-50-50-100-rule1-680x453.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/74/45/56/744556dca01091c66f75b15e2ddedf59.jpg)

Just die you miserable old lonely kunt.
Title: Re: How to stay married
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2021, 07:40:27 PM
Just die you miserable old lonely kunt.

Not before you.