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Title: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 02, 2021, 05:58:04 AM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???
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Post by: Flexacon on December 02, 2021, 06:09:30 AM
Hi Steve.

Is this Michelle's mother or Amanda's?
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Post by: wes on December 02, 2021, 06:10:15 AM
;D
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Post by: Sir Bicep on December 02, 2021, 06:13:50 AM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???
At that age she is not a "milf". She is a "cougar".
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Post by: Dave D on December 02, 2021, 06:24:43 AM
You could try really hard not to have sex with her.

It’ll be tough but if you try there shouldn’t be an issue.
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Post by: GymnJuice on December 02, 2021, 06:48:21 AM
Need pics of MIL to give proper advices
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 02, 2021, 06:53:40 AM
At this point just keep fucking her.  Once you kill one person it is murder so why stop killing?
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Post by: Grape Ape on December 02, 2021, 07:02:18 AM
First step you should delete your account here to be safe.
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Post by: LMV on December 02, 2021, 07:11:09 AM

jusr deflate her and put her back in the box under the christmas tree
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 02, 2021, 07:25:24 AM
You could try really hard not to have sex with her.

It’ll be tough but if you try there shouldn’t be an issue.
she texts me every day telling me she loves me. it´s a mess. It was only a one off sex thing.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: webstar on December 02, 2021, 07:32:32 AM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???

simple answer

Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: Howard on December 02, 2021, 07:37:06 AM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???

After you wake up ,  clean up the jizz from your wet dream.

Hope this helps  ;)
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Post by: falco on December 02, 2021, 07:37:11 AM
Milk it until it dries.
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Post by: SexyCustomSynthesis250 on December 02, 2021, 08:02:58 AM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???

Invite them over

It's Christmas Dinner so I'm assuming you'll traditionally have booze? The last thing you want is a boozy confession from the horny old bag

If so, empty the bottles of real booze and refill/switch it out for alcohol free crap, unless they're hardened alkies, or you use really shit tasting fakes, you'll be OK

bang her again, you've done it once, if it's going to go tits up it'll happen, that's in God's hands now, so bang her a few times more while the big fella upstairs decides your fate

 :o


This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006

Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 02, 2021, 08:16:41 AM
she texts me every day telling me she loves me. it´s a mess. It was only a one off sex thing.

love her back.  Is she hotter than her daughter?
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Post by: Dave D on December 02, 2021, 08:28:09 AM
she texts me every day telling me she loves me. it´s a mess. It was only a one off sex thing.

Jack I would be worried she tells her daughter.

If it was only a one off for you keep it that way. Act like nothing ever happened. Stay safe friend.
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Post by: JackTheRipper on December 02, 2021, 09:42:44 AM
Jack I would be worried she tells her daughter.

If it was only a one off for you keep it that way. Act like nothing ever happened. Stay safe friend.
Thanks man  :) yeah was just an act of madness
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Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 02, 2021, 09:52:02 AM
Never. Admit. Anything.
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Post by: WoogsRaven on December 02, 2021, 10:05:32 AM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???

This story is an absolute pile of fucking horseshit.

You fucked your wife's mother......If this story was even remotely true, that makes you a complete idiot. You plan to stay married to your wife and have this situation hang over your head? And the mother was okay with betraying her own daughter over your cock? What kind of shit-bag looney bin family did you marry into?
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Post by: Spike on December 02, 2021, 10:31:54 AM
you forgot to mention what kind of a dish she bringing to the table that night
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 02, 2021, 11:07:01 AM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???

Fuck your wife’s Dad in the ass and score the trifecta.

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Post by: IroNat on December 02, 2021, 11:09:10 AM
Never. Admit. Anything.

The "Clinton Defense".

Good move.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 02, 2021, 11:09:10 AM
It's not really cheating unless you did her in the ass.  Did you?
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Post by: ThisisOverload on December 02, 2021, 01:53:03 PM
Never. Admit. Anything.

Exactly!

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Post by: ThisisOverload on December 02, 2021, 01:55:28 PM
It's not really cheating unless you did her in the ass.  Did you?

Amen! ;D
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Post by: AbrahamG on December 02, 2021, 01:58:39 PM
Fuck your wife’s Dad in the ass and score the trifecta.

Alpha shit right there.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: Taffin on December 02, 2021, 02:27:32 PM
Right here´s the story...

My inlaws are coming over for Christmas dinner but i have a problem with the Mother in law. I pumped her about 5 months ago at their house. She is a hot Milf and i made a mistake although i really had a good f-ck and i loved creaming her big titties. i mean what should i do ? i can´t not invite them as they come every year. what if she starts making comments or rubs my cock? I might be tempted to do it again :-\
Geeze ...  ???

Bookmarking this thread so I can return at Xmas to see whether I need to jack off to it or not - don't let me down soldier!
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: AbrahamG on December 02, 2021, 04:14:52 PM
Bookmarking this thread so I can return at Xmas to see whether I need to jack off to it or not - don't let me down soldier!

I'm not waiting to X-mas.  This will be my midnight rub!
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Post by: IroNat on December 02, 2021, 04:22:23 PM
It's not really cheating unless you did her in the ass.  Did you?

No, that doesn't count.

Plenty of virgins are anal only.

Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 03, 2021, 08:53:09 AM
never fucked her ass. titties and pussy , blow job.   :D
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Post by: Dave D on December 03, 2021, 09:21:53 AM
never fucked her ass. titties and pussy , blow job.   :D

Sounds like a good gal. Maybe you should give her a second chance?

Is she young enough to give your wife a sibling?
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: WoogsRaven on December 03, 2021, 09:24:56 AM
never fucked her ass. titties and pussy , blow job.   :D

So, as you stay married to your wife....you don't think this situation will ever rear it's ugly head and blow up your marriage? If you don't think so, you got another thing coming, dude. Better to divorce her now and save yourself the embarrassment and grief that's yet to come. Being that you're so cavalier about the situation leads me to believe that your story is full of shit.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 03, 2021, 11:56:20 AM
So, as you stay married to your wife....you don't think this situation will ever rear it's ugly head and blow up your marriage? If you don't think so, you got another thing coming, dude. Better to divorce her now and save yourself the embarrassment and grief that's yet to come. Being that you're so cavalier about the situation leads me to believe that your story is full of shit.
Jealousy bro ... ;D
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: Taffin on December 03, 2021, 12:28:36 PM
never fucked her ass. titties and pussy , blow job.   :D

So (in whatever order)

You f*cked the pussy your Wife was born from

And fu*ked the titties she suckled on as a baby

Then fuc*ed the mouth her Mom kisses her goodbye with...







Meh... sure she'll be fine about it ;D
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 03, 2021, 12:57:59 PM
So (in whatever order)

You f*cked the pussy your Wife was born from

And fu*ked the titties she suckled on as a baby

Then fuc*ed the mouth her Mom kisses her goodbye with...







Meh... sure she'll be fine about it ;D
I licked that pussy  :P It tasted like my wifes ... :P :P
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Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 03, 2021, 01:00:19 PM
Thread is worthless without pictures..


...for context.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: Taffin on December 03, 2021, 01:01:17 PM
I licked that pussy  :P It tasted like my wifes ... :P :P

 :o

(http://media.giphy.com/media/TqVSiJmwniMly5V9Qu/giphy.gif)

Edit:  I for one consider that small detail to be conclusive proof that this actually happened... I mean, who would think of something like that!? ;D
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: Taffin on December 03, 2021, 01:02:31 PM
Thread is worthless without pictures..


...for context.

I dunno man, I could almost smell his last post! ;D

But yes - pictures, for sciencentifics please
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: WoogsRaven on December 04, 2021, 08:33:30 AM
Jealousy bro ... ;D

If you say so, dude. I'd much rather have my life than be in your situation. If you weren't married, then I'd say good for you and ride that train until it runs it's course. But you are deeply involved with the family dynamic. Sorry to be so judgmental. But I just marvel at people who choose to put themselves in situations like this.

It's only a matter of time before you life becomes fucked, if not already.
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Post by: Hulkotron on December 04, 2021, 09:29:10 AM
Pics or fuck off
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Post by: IroNat on December 04, 2021, 11:47:24 AM
I read this exact story in a mid 1970s Penthouse Forum.

It was good then and it's still good now.
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 04, 2021, 12:02:31 PM
never fucked her ass. titties and pussy , blow job.   :D

Sounds like you spent an evening in a cheap hotel with Shizzo.

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Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 04, 2021, 06:28:12 PM
Sounds like you spent an evening in a cheap hotel with Shizzo.


Oh, that would've def included some backdoor action.
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Post by: Hypertrophy on December 04, 2021, 07:02:04 PM
I read this exact story in a mid 1970s Penthouse Forum.

It was good then and it's still good now.
Yep- recycled sex stories but still they have entertainment value.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: WoogsRaven on December 04, 2021, 07:07:43 PM
Yep- recycled sex stories but still they have entertainment value.

I want to believe that this story is real so I can keep truth bombing this idiot. Gotta be a gimmick account or just some jackoff that's desperate for attention. That's why I come to Getbig, mild entertainment. Junk food for the brain.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 08, 2021, 04:28:31 AM
I want to believe that this story is real so I can keep truth bombing this idiot. Gotta be a gimmick account or just some jackoff that's desperate for attention. That's why I come to Getbig, mild entertainment. Junk food for the brain.
you guys just lead a sheltered life ... :-*
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Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 08, 2021, 08:26:20 AM
.
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Post by: JackTheRipper on December 08, 2021, 12:32:47 PM
.
me lick you long time
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 08, 2021, 12:37:08 PM
she texts me every day telling me she loves me. it´s a mess. It was only a one off sex thing.

Not to her.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: Primemuscle on December 08, 2021, 12:39:58 PM
This story is an absolute pile of fucking horseshit.

You fucked your wife's mother......If this story was even remotely true, that makes you a complete idiot. You plan to stay married to your wife and have this situation hang over your head? And the mother was okay with betraying her own daughter over your cock? What kind of shit-bag looney bin family did you marry into?

Your comments echo my thoughts.
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 08, 2021, 12:43:39 PM
So, as you stay married to your wife....you don't think this situation will ever rear it's ugly head and blow up your marriage? If you don't think so, you got another thing coming, dude. Better to divorce her now and save yourself the embarrassment and grief that's yet to come. Being that you're so cavalier about the situation leads me to believe that your story is full of shit.

If the guy couldn't keep his dick in his pants around his mother-in-law, he probably fucks just about anyone who is willing. This is someone who should not be married, unless it is a very open marriage.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 09, 2021, 04:07:56 AM
If the guy couldn't keep his dick in his pants around his mother-in-law, he probably fucks just about anyone who is willing. This is someone who should not be married, unless it is a very open marriage.
you sound butt hurt old man..cause i´m not a Queer  ::)
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: falco on December 09, 2021, 04:17:59 AM
OP is a KING!!!
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 09, 2021, 03:45:12 PM
you sound butt hurt old man..cause i´m not a Queer  ::)

Try harder. I could care less whether you are gay or straight. Regardless, you are a cad and a exceptionally poor excuse for a human being. You are obviously a very immature person. The best thing that could happen in this situation is that your mother-in-law exposes you for what you are and your wife takes a hike. She definitely could not do worse than to have you as her husband.

BTW, you titled this thread 'Opinions please'. I doubt you want folk's opinion unless they support your abhorrent behavior. 
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Post by: Lartinos on December 09, 2021, 09:39:15 PM
Bring Santa suit and Mrs. Clause suit for her that you guys change into later.

Then get sleighed.
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Post by: WoogsRaven on December 10, 2021, 07:16:26 AM
Try harder. I could care less whether you are gay or straight. Regardless, you are a cad and a exceptionally poor excuse for a human being. You are obviously a very immature person. The best thing that could happen in this situation is that your mother-in-law exposes you for what you are and your wife takes a hike. She definitely could not do worse than to have you as her husband.

BTW, you titled this thread 'Opinions please'. I doubt you want folk's opinion unless they support your abhorrent behavior.

I still think it's a bullshit story. But in the remote chance that it's true....Let's say that your prediction plays out where the mother-in-law exposes him and the wife takes a hike.....her life and family relationship is ruined with embarrassment and shame forever.

Meanwhile, this dumb dick probably will still walk away from the situation laughing it off without a care. It's so sad that it's funny.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 10, 2021, 07:34:01 AM
OP is a KING!!!
Yeah i am the Man.  8)  but will just wait and see. maybe i could lick my wife in the morning then my mother in law in the evening. how cool is that? 8) 8)
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: WoogsRaven on December 10, 2021, 09:08:06 AM
Yeah i am the Man.  8)  but will just wait and see. maybe i could lick my wife in the morning then my mother in law in the evening. how cool is that? 8) 8)

You seem to be the one living a sheltered life by taking the time to post your bullshit, anonymous stories.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: JackTheRipper on December 10, 2021, 09:10:41 AM
You seem to be the one living a sheltered life by taking the time to post your bullshit stories.
you´re probably secretly masturbating over my story.  :D
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Post by: IroNat on December 10, 2021, 10:18:24 AM
OP is a KING KANG!!!

Modified.
Title: Re: Opinions please
Post by: WoogsRaven on December 11, 2021, 06:28:23 PM
you´re probably secretly masturbating over my story.  :D

Maybe
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 11, 2021, 06:34:13 PM
I still think it's a bullshit story. But in the remote chance that it's true....Let's say that your prediction plays out where the mother-in-law exposes him and the wife takes a hike.....her life and family relationship is ruined with embarrassment and shame forever.

Meanwhile, this dumb dick probably will still walk away from the situation laughing it off without a care. It's so sad that it's funny.

Some folks are soulless. There is nothing funny about that. 
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Post by: GymnJuice on December 11, 2021, 07:04:41 PM
Some folks are soulless. There is nothing funny about that.

Pity the gingers.
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Post by: Taffin on December 12, 2021, 04:37:56 PM
you´re probably secretly masturbating over my story.  :D

Maybe

Maybe he's not the only one...