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Title: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Darren Avey on January 25, 2022, 08:15:59 AM
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there, the only one with a mask on, going on about how we must isolate for a week after a positive covid test.
I told him I'd never tested positive and never will.
He asked how do I know I never will.
I said because I've never taken a stupid covid test and never will!!!
I strolled down the corridor to bed number 4 laughing my head off while he stood there shaking with rage that not everyone is a pathetic paranoid sheep like him.💪💪
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: robcguns on January 25, 2022, 08:27:07 AM
Squad is that you? Back from the dead.
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Flexacon on January 25, 2022, 08:37:47 AM

Nice one Darren.

my weekly twelve minute sunbed

Why are you hitting the sunbed? Maybe you should "no homo" this..

I walked in there was this twink in there

Are you sure you didn't walk past a mirror?
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Darren Avey on January 25, 2022, 08:43:00 AM
Nice one Darren.

Why are you hitting the sunbed? Maybe you should "no homo" this..

Are you sure you didn't walk past a mirror?

Nothing gay about sumbedding. Rolex Dave who was head bouncer at the Epping country club was a regular user
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: TheShape. on January 25, 2022, 08:45:18 AM
You should have showed your dominance and gave him some kielbasa.
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: bhank on January 25, 2022, 08:46:43 AM
Nothing gay about sumbedding. Rolex Dave who was head bouncer at the Epping country club was a regular user

The worst part is the pro wrestlers who forget to tan under their arms looks horrible if using sunbeds make sure to do a standup one on occasion with your arms up
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: robcguns on January 25, 2022, 08:58:50 AM
Nice one Darren.

Why are you hitting the sunbed? Maybe you should "no homo" this..

Are you sure you didn't walk past a mirror?


Hahahha at walk past a mirror.
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 25, 2022, 09:23:59 AM
Lol! Nice one, Darren. Glad you owned that little pansy. I bet he's still shaking and fantasising about all the things he wished he said!
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: a_pupil on January 25, 2022, 09:39:44 AM
Could imagine this as a scene in a guy ritchie movie

Dwayne Johnson or Batista would be playing Darren
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Royalty on January 25, 2022, 09:57:18 AM
It’s a miracle that the twink is still alive
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Grape Ape on January 25, 2022, 10:11:01 AM
It’s a miracle that the twink is still alive

Doesn't realize how close he was to meeting his demise in da cage
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Rambone on January 25, 2022, 10:22:39 AM
“I hope you like pain.”

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Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 25, 2022, 10:36:22 AM
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there, the only one with a mask on, going on about how we must isolate for a week after a positive covid test.
I told him I'd never tested positive and never will.
He asked how do I know I never will.
I said because I've never taken a stupid covid test and never will!!!
I strolled down the corridor to bed number 4 laughing my head off while he stood there shaking with rage that not everyone is a pathetic paranoid sheep like him.💪💪

Parsh….
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Matt on January 25, 2022, 01:58:50 PM
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there

Interesting weekly event for you.  ;D
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Darren Avey on January 25, 2022, 02:00:48 PM
Interesting weekly event for you.  ;D

It's great. When I lay there it gives me time to plan my upcoming workouts
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Matt on January 25, 2022, 02:14:41 PM
It's great. When I lay there it gives me time to plan my upcoming workouts

I did it for a bit, but came to the conclusion that I didn't want to look like someone who tanned too much - and I wasn't clear in what the correct amount was because I burn very easily.

Walking at peak sun for 45 minutes, and I'm already starting to turn red just a bit.

My complete lack of sun has made me concerned about Vitamin D deficiency, but I just take it supplementally now.

I'm pale, but I see other 40-year-olds who look so much older than me.

I'm not even clear if I can go to tanning beds in Ontario, being unvaccinated. Even if I can, I expect that right to be taken away.

Good to see you are standing your ground against these masked idiots, Darren. I look at it this way: these dumb $hit$ are afraid of BREATHING AIR.

How strong can they be? They are terrified, and will remain terrified until the TV tells them to stop.

I had a bookstore manager call 9-1-1 on me for not wearing a mask.  ::) And even though police here are not legally authorized to enforce mask mandates, they showed up. The situation got so bad, I was forced to have the police charged.

We are dealing with delusional - almost mentally ill - people. Logic doesn't matter. Laws don't matter. I'm going to keep pushing back, but when the police are literally willing to assault me for breathing - it just makes me wonder what the correct approach is.

Tapeworm said our governments have lost credibility to the point of complete illigitimacy. I agree. So I have no idea how all of this is going to end.

Glad to hear you are still doing your part pushing back, Darren.
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Henda on January 25, 2022, 02:43:16 PM
Don’t you think Lack of a tan is the very least of your appearance related woes Darren?
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: CalvinH on January 25, 2022, 02:47:07 PM
Pics of you in the tanning bed or it didn’t happen.
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Dokey111 on January 25, 2022, 03:13:01 PM
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there, the only one with a mask on, going on about how we must isolate for a week after a positive covid test.
I told him I'd never tested positive and never will.
He asked how do I know I never will.
I said because I've never taken a stupid covid test and never will!!!
I strolled down the corridor to bed number 4 laughing my head off while he stood there shaking with rage that not everyone is a pathetic paranoid sheep like him.💪💪

you can't say no homo from what I understand
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Rambone on January 25, 2022, 03:14:52 PM
Show receipt for indoor tanning lotion or it didn’t happen
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: robcguns on January 25, 2022, 03:17:19 PM
Don’t you think Lack of a tan is the very least of your appearance related woes Darren?

Hahaha
Title: Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 25, 2022, 03:31:58 PM
It's great. When I lay there it gives me time to plan my upcoming workouts

 Naked, thong, boxers, or briefs?