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Title: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Palumboism on March 28, 2022, 06:17:40 AM
Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars:   :D :D :D




You people just don't understand real comedy.  I recommend they replace Amy Schumer with Whoppi to make it more racially diverse next time.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Dokey111 on March 28, 2022, 06:48:59 AM
No way i'm watching that
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Gym-Rat on March 28, 2022, 06:50:27 AM
No way i'm watching that

god no, no thx...
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: joswift on March 28, 2022, 06:50:39 AM
I cant see it thank fuck
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Palumboism on March 28, 2022, 07:07:10 AM
god no, no thx...

Gym-Rat, you just don't understand comedy.  When they opened up with "they hired three women because it's cheaper than hiring one man" I was just rolling.  It's just funny on so many levels.  This intro was comedy gold!
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Gym-Rat on March 28, 2022, 07:12:04 AM
Gym-Rat, you just don't understand comedy.  When they opened up with "they hired three women because it's cheaper than hiring one man" I was just rolling.  It's just funny on so many levels.  This intro was comedy gold!

i didnt watch it is what i meant.  i know she can be funny.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Spike on March 28, 2022, 07:15:49 AM
can't watch that


people that glorify being fat as "living my best life"


also tend to vilify and ostracize people who work in the fitness industry - waste my energy

Id rather take fat dabs and watch rick and morty
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Palumboism on March 28, 2022, 07:22:12 AM
i didnt watch it is what i meant.  i know she can be funny.

I'm kidding.  The wokeness level on this is 1000%.  It's worth watching just to see how disgustingly woke the Oscars was.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: ChristopherA on March 28, 2022, 08:54:32 AM
i didnt watch it is what i meant.  i know she can be funny.
Only time she's ever been funny is when she was dating a fellow comedian and he wrote her jokes for her. Jeselnik actually admitted to writing her material
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 28, 2022, 09:10:12 AM
No way i'm watching that
X2
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Rambone on March 28, 2022, 09:29:57 AM
Where are their pussy hats?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Megalodon on March 28, 2022, 09:32:40 AM
Amy Schumer is Chuck Schumer with chlamydia.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: wes on March 28, 2022, 09:37:56 AM


 8)
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: robcguns on March 28, 2022, 09:40:50 AM
3 stupid kunts, will smith should have smacked all 3 of them.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: IroNat on March 28, 2022, 09:42:36 AM
"When you need a black man in your movie call me!" -- Samuel L. Jackson's business card.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: IroNat on March 28, 2022, 09:46:57 AM
Amy Schumer needs to lay off the prednisone...too much water retention.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Palumboism on March 28, 2022, 09:55:13 AM
Where are their pussy hats?


Agreed and the black lives matter pins.  There should have been at least three mentions of George Floyd. 

They knew that not one single person who voted for Trump was watching this.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: 20inch calves on March 28, 2022, 10:55:57 AM

Agreed and the black lives matter pins.  There should have been at least three mentions of George Floyd. 

They knew that not one single person who voted for Trump was watching this.


I didn't even the Oscars were even on last night
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: wes on March 28, 2022, 11:00:51 AM

I didn't even the Oscars were even on last night
Me either and those broads weren`t the least bit funny.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Henda on March 28, 2022, 01:37:56 PM
I cant see it thank fuck

Haha x2

Can’t even stand the fucking sight of the horrible fat cunt
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: The Scott on March 28, 2022, 01:45:16 PM
I hope to Buddha that somewhere a mad scientist is creating a giant Dung Beetle.  The joy of watching it roll Schumer, Don LemonAids, Joy Behar or any of crowd from The View to chow down on would be proof of the existence of God.

Fuck those turdlette bitches.  Yeah, that includeds LemonAids. 
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: deadz on March 28, 2022, 01:46:13 PM
Amy is disgusting and unfunny.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: GigantorX on March 28, 2022, 03:35:58 PM
Unfunny and what was said isn't remotely factual.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 28, 2022, 05:42:40 PM
Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars:   :D :D :D




You people just don't understand real comedy.  I recommend they replace Amy Schumer with Whoppi to make it more racially diverse next time.

I'll take "three fat insufferable kunts" for $500 Alex.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: SGT BARNES on March 28, 2022, 07:26:52 PM
I wish these awful pigs would have made fun of jada...will could have pimp handed all of them
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Palumboism on March 28, 2022, 08:02:29 PM
If Ricky Gervais was hosting the Oscars.

Ricky Gervais:
I'd start with "Hello. I hope this show helps cheer up the ordinary people watching at home. If you’re unemployed for example, take some comfort in the fact that even if you had a job, your salary probably wouldn't be as much as the goody bag all the actors have just been given."

"I'm proud to announce that this is the most diverse and progressive Oscars ever. Looking out I see people from all walks of life. Every demographic under the sun. Except poor people, obviously. Fuck them."
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Lartinos on March 28, 2022, 09:39:33 PM
Schumer is one wretched human.

The elites needed a pretend comedienne to push their sick agenda and just grabbed the first sloppy fat bitch they can find.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Palumboism on March 29, 2022, 03:58:55 AM
Getbig is funnier than all the female comedians combined.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 29, 2022, 05:53:26 PM
Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore.  They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Dokey111 on March 29, 2022, 08:13:12 PM
Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore.  They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 29, 2022, 10:13:07 PM
Female Nig nogs making fun of toxic Masculinity and then Will Smith slaps another black man. fukcing hilarious!
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Palumboism on March 30, 2022, 04:09:42 AM
Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore.  They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.


Every single joke in this into was just a liberal talking point and I'm sure it was like that through the entire Oscars.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: joswift on March 30, 2022, 04:15:20 AM
Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore.  They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.
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Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: joswift on March 30, 2022, 04:17:35 AM
when Wanda was funny
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: 20inch calves on March 31, 2022, 07:00:45 AM
I bet if she didn't wear a bra Amys boobs would be sitting in her oatmeal in the morning. My mid 40's she's going to be able to tuck them into her pants
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: falco on April 01, 2022, 06:02:40 AM
She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Dokey111 on April 01, 2022, 06:18:46 AM
She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.

Exactly.  3 women not as funny as one man
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 02, 2022, 02:36:05 AM
She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.
Female comedians are terrible. Sex and period jokes are all they have in their routines.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 18, 2024, 07:47:09 PM
"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.


"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role,  :o  :o  :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."


https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/


(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/428617066_811378087699157_2970264776814980859_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd5e9f&_nc_ohc=3fDqbHRYChUAX-WmxmO&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAdTlSJ5adqAebH2kpbnF9iLfJ9t9fA6CtkHkOkdF2OCw&oe=65D726F7)


(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Dave D on February 18, 2024, 07:52:21 PM
"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.


"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role,  :o  :o  :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."


https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/


(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/428617066_811378087699157_2970264776814980859_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd5e9f&_nc_ohc=3fDqbHRYChUAX-WmxmO&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAdTlSJ5adqAebH2kpbnF9iLfJ9t9fA6CtkHkOkdF2OCw&oe=65D726F7)


(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)


It looks like she turned down Barbie while turning up her calorie intake.

I’m glad she stood up to Hollywood and stayed true to her convictions.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Lartinos on February 18, 2024, 08:20:25 PM
There’s a meme going around that she looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
The woman sucks at comedy so the least she can do is dress up like one now.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: BEEFCAKE on February 18, 2024, 08:21:22 PM
(https://medlineplus.gov/images/PX0002CI_PRESENTATION.jpeg)

looks like BeakDoctor has been dong his wrist curls
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Tennisballz on February 18, 2024, 09:24:45 PM
She's just another lefty piece of shit.  Hope she trips and falls in a wood chipper.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: joswift on February 18, 2024, 10:21:46 PM
"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.


"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role,  :o  :o  :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."


https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/


(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/428617066_811378087699157_2970264776814980859_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd5e9f&_nc_ohc=3fDqbHRYChUAX-WmxmO&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAdTlSJ5adqAebH2kpbnF9iLfJ9t9fA6CtkHkOkdF2OCw&oe=65D726F7)


(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)

that was when Barbie was "all about the bass"
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 19, 2024, 12:39:04 AM
"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.


"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role,  :o  :o  :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."


https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/


(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/428617066_811378087699157_2970264776814980859_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd5e9f&_nc_ohc=3fDqbHRYChUAX-WmxmO&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAdTlSJ5adqAebH2kpbnF9iLfJ9t9fA6CtkHkOkdF2OCw&oe=65D726F7)


(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, I'm sure she was the 1st choice over Robbie.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Kwon on February 19, 2024, 02:18:48 AM
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Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: joswift on February 19, 2024, 04:49:57 AM
If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.
(https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/lizzo-oct-6-2022-live-billboard-1548.jpg?w=942&h=623&crop=1)
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Gym Rat on February 19, 2024, 05:48:25 AM
If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.
(https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/lizzo-oct-6-2022-live-billboard-1548.jpg?w=942&h=623&crop=1)

But she is "beautiful"!! At least thats what she and the libturd left push on everyone...  ::) ::) :-X
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 19, 2024, 06:24:01 AM
Amy can go fuck herself. She broke into the scene stealing jokes. She looked up videos of B level female comedians on youtube from the 80's and stole their routines. It was so obvious. One in particular she heavily stole from. When that comedian was interviewed she said something to the effect she was honored that she was an inspiration. Nope, I wonder if she was paid off my Amy who was making a mint at the time to say that instead of saying she stole my act.

Fuck Amy and her uncle. Liberals are destroying this country at warp speed.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 19, 2024, 10:18:50 AM
If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.
(https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/lizzo-oct-6-2022-live-billboard-1548.jpg?w=942&h=623&crop=1)


The costume designer had to order more stretchy stuff when that order came in.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Wiggs on February 19, 2024, 10:27:22 AM
Man, Amy has that 2grms of test per week, 100 mgs Dbol (e.d.), 700 mgs deca per week 4 iu per day of pharma gh, and ate a large pizza with extra anchovies last night offseason moonface bloat.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 20, 2024, 12:18:41 AM
Man, Amy has that 2grms of test per week, 100 mgs Dbol (e.d.), 700 mgs deca per week 4 iu per day of pharma gh, and ate a large pizza with extra anchovies last night offseason moonface bloat.
She is ugly inside and out.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: sculpture on February 20, 2024, 12:22:50 AM
She looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: funk51 on February 20, 2024, 05:03:41 AM
   
   
  best woman comedian of all time. :D
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Kwon on February 20, 2024, 08:38:04 AM
Emu Schubert is not an attractive lady'


Looks like one of those Cabbage Patch Dolls
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Rambone on February 20, 2024, 10:48:03 AM
Is it pilot whale harpooning season yet?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on February 20, 2024, 11:14:49 AM
Female comedians are terrible. Sex and period jokes are all they have in their routines.

Agreed. And this one pushed the vax too….
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 21, 2024, 12:17:34 AM
^ Oh, that's too bad.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Henda on February 21, 2024, 12:52:16 AM
Agreed. And this one pushed the vax too….

Hahaha the stupid fucking fat cunt
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Gym Rat on February 21, 2024, 01:15:29 AM
Agreed. And this one pushed the vax too….

Good, hope she seizes up and dies...
Title: Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 21, 2024, 11:59:28 PM
Good, hope she seizes up and dies...
Brutal.