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Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars: :D :D :D
You people just don't understand real comedy. I recommend they replace Amy Schumer with Whoppi to make it more racially diverse next time.
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No way i'm watching that
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No way i'm watching that
god no, no thx...
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I cant see it thank fuck
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god no, no thx...
Gym-Rat, you just don't understand comedy. When they opened up with "they hired three women because it's cheaper than hiring one man" I was just rolling. It's just funny on so many levels. This intro was comedy gold!
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Gym-Rat, you just don't understand comedy. When they opened up with "they hired three women because it's cheaper than hiring one man" I was just rolling. It's just funny on so many levels. This intro was comedy gold!
i didnt watch it is what i meant. i know she can be funny.
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can't watch that
people that glorify being fat as "living my best life"
also tend to vilify and ostracize people who work in the fitness industry - waste my energy
Id rather take fat dabs and watch rick and morty
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i didnt watch it is what i meant. i know she can be funny.
I'm kidding. The wokeness level on this is 1000%. It's worth watching just to see how disgustingly woke the Oscars was.
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i didnt watch it is what i meant. i know she can be funny.
Only time she's ever been funny is when she was dating a fellow comedian and he wrote her jokes for her. Jeselnik actually admitted to writing her material
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No way i'm watching that
X2
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Where are their pussy hats?
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Amy Schumer is Chuck Schumer with chlamydia.
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8)
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3 stupid kunts, will smith should have smacked all 3 of them.
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"When you need a black man in your movie call me!" -- Samuel L. Jackson's business card.
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Amy Schumer needs to lay off the prednisone...too much water retention.
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Where are their pussy hats?
Agreed and the black lives matter pins. There should have been at least three mentions of George Floyd.
They knew that not one single person who voted for Trump was watching this.
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Agreed and the black lives matter pins. There should have been at least three mentions of George Floyd.
They knew that not one single person who voted for Trump was watching this.
I didn't even the Oscars were even on last night
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I didn't even the Oscars were even on last night
Me either and those broads weren`t the least bit funny.
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I cant see it thank fuck
Haha x2
Can’t even stand the fucking sight of the horrible fat cunt
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I hope to Buddha that somewhere a mad scientist is creating a giant Dung Beetle. The joy of watching it roll Schumer, Don LemonAids, Joy Behar or any of crowd from The View to chow down on would be proof of the existence of God.
Fuck those turdlette bitches. Yeah, that includeds LemonAids.
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Amy is disgusting and unfunny.
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Unfunny and what was said isn't remotely factual.
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Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars: :D :D :D
You people just don't understand real comedy. I recommend they replace Amy Schumer with Whoppi to make it more racially diverse next time.
I'll take "three fat insufferable kunts" for $500 Alex.
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I wish these awful pigs would have made fun of jada...will could have pimp handed all of them
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If Ricky Gervais was hosting the Oscars.
Ricky Gervais:
I'd start with "Hello. I hope this show helps cheer up the ordinary people watching at home. If you’re unemployed for example, take some comfort in the fact that even if you had a job, your salary probably wouldn't be as much as the goody bag all the actors have just been given."
"I'm proud to announce that this is the most diverse and progressive Oscars ever. Looking out I see people from all walks of life. Every demographic under the sun. Except poor people, obviously. Fuck them."
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Schumer is one wretched human.
The elites needed a pretend comedienne to push their sick agenda and just grabbed the first sloppy fat bitch they can find.
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Getbig is funnier than all the female comedians combined.
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Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.
There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.
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Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.
There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.
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Female Nig nogs making fun of toxic Masculinity and then Will Smith slaps another black man. fukcing hilarious!
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Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.
There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.
Every single joke in this into was just a liberal talking point and I'm sure it was like that through the entire Oscars.
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Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.
There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.
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when Wanda was funny
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I bet if she didn't wear a bra Amys boobs would be sitting in her oatmeal in the morning. My mid 40's she's going to be able to tuck them into her pants
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She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.
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She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.
Exactly. 3 women not as funny as one man
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She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.
Female comedians are terrible. Sex and period jokes are all they have in their routines.
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"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.
"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role, :o :o :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/
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(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)
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"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.
"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role, :o :o :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/
(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/428617066_811378087699157_2970264776814980859_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd5e9f&_nc_ohc=3fDqbHRYChUAX-WmxmO&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAdTlSJ5adqAebH2kpbnF9iLfJ9t9fA6CtkHkOkdF2OCw&oe=65D726F7)
(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)
It looks like she turned down Barbie while turning up her calorie intake.
I’m glad she stood up to Hollywood and stayed true to her convictions.
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There’s a meme going around that she looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
The woman sucks at comedy so the least she can do is dress up like one now.
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looks like BeakDoctor has been dong his wrist curls
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She's just another lefty piece of shit. Hope she trips and falls in a wood chipper.
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"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.
"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role, :o :o :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/
(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/428617066_811378087699157_2970264776814980859_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd5e9f&_nc_ohc=3fDqbHRYChUAX-WmxmO&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAdTlSJ5adqAebH2kpbnF9iLfJ9t9fA6CtkHkOkdF2OCw&oe=65D726F7)
(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)
that was when Barbie was "all about the bass"
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"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.
"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role, :o :o :o previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/
(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/428617066_811378087699157_2970264776814980859_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=dd5e9f&_nc_ohc=3fDqbHRYChUAX-WmxmO&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAdTlSJ5adqAebH2kpbnF9iLfJ9t9fA6CtkHkOkdF2OCw&oe=65D726F7)
(https://www.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2023/06/amy-schumer-takes-a-sly-dig-on-her-exit-from-barbie-margot-robbie-taking-over-the-lead-they-said-i-was-too-thin.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, I'm sure she was the 1st choice over Robbie.
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If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.
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If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.
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But she is "beautiful"!! At least thats what she and the libturd left push on everyone... ::) ::) :-X
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Amy can go fuck herself. She broke into the scene stealing jokes. She looked up videos of B level female comedians on youtube from the 80's and stole their routines. It was so obvious. One in particular she heavily stole from. When that comedian was interviewed she said something to the effect she was honored that she was an inspiration. Nope, I wonder if she was paid off my Amy who was making a mint at the time to say that instead of saying she stole my act.
Fuck Amy and her uncle. Liberals are destroying this country at warp speed.
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If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.
(https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/lizzo-oct-6-2022-live-billboard-1548.jpg?w=942&h=623&crop=1)
The costume designer had to order more stretchy stuff when that order came in.
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Man, Amy has that 2grms of test per week, 100 mgs Dbol (e.d.), 700 mgs deca per week 4 iu per day of pharma gh, and ate a large pizza with extra anchovies last night offseason moonface bloat.
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Man, Amy has that 2grms of test per week, 100 mgs Dbol (e.d.), 700 mgs deca per week 4 iu per day of pharma gh, and ate a large pizza with extra anchovies last night offseason moonface bloat.
She is ugly inside and out.
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She looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
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best woman comedian of all time. :D
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Emu Schubert is not an attractive lady'
Looks like one of those Cabbage Patch Dolls
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Is it pilot whale harpooning season yet?
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Female comedians are terrible. Sex and period jokes are all they have in their routines.
Agreed. And this one pushed the vax too….
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^ Oh, that's too bad.
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Agreed. And this one pushed the vax too….
Hahaha the stupid fucking fat cunt
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Agreed. And this one pushed the vax too….
Good, hope she seizes up and dies...
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Good, hope she seizes up and dies...
Brutal.