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Title: Haku stories
Post by: Darren Avey on July 28, 2022, 11:20:38 AM
Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google,  quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: robcguns on July 28, 2022, 05:40:20 PM
Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google,  quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.

I’m sure there are guys no one ever heard of that would rip him a new asshole. Could he really beat a prime Tyson? Prob not.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: AbrahamG on July 28, 2022, 05:44:59 PM
Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google,  quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.

Sounds like he makes your butthole quiver. 
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: tom joad on July 28, 2022, 06:01:25 PM
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: oldschoolfan on July 28, 2022, 06:14:09 PM
I agree with rbc guns I am sure Brock lesnar and Kurt angle would have but raped him as well
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Flexacon on July 28, 2022, 06:21:27 PM
I agree with rbc guns I am sure Brock lesnar and Kurt angle would have but raped him as well

Add Bhanky to the list and his shoulder lock throws
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Grape Ape on July 28, 2022, 08:17:50 PM
Can never get bored of reading about this bad mofo.
YouTube videos, Google,  quora.
Surely the baddest mofo ever in terms of street fighting.
Hed beat Tyson and Karelin ass I reckon.

Haikus are 5-7-5 brah.

This is 14-9-15-12
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: GymnJuice on July 29, 2022, 04:14:06 AM
The Hanky Haiku:

Nutrition Cocoon,
Bioidentical Drugs,
Certain early death
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Rambone on July 29, 2022, 06:17:45 AM


Cool vid!
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Darren Avey on July 29, 2022, 07:36:20 AM
I agree with rbc guns I am sure Brock lesnar and Kurt angle would have but raped him as well

According to perry Saturn,  brock would be dead in 33 seconds against meng. That includes the time it takes to put his JD down
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: oldschoolfan on July 29, 2022, 02:59:46 PM
According to perry Saturn,  brock would be dead in 33 seconds against meng. That includes the time it takes to put his JD down

I seriously doubt that Brock fought professionally haku fought drunk white trash in bar fights and trust me Karelian would bend him over and ass fuck him if haku was this ultimate bad ass how come he never fought in boxing or the ufc or k-1
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Flexacon on July 29, 2022, 03:05:40 PM
I seriously doubt that Brock fought professionally haku fought drunk white trash in bar fights and trust me Karelian would bend him over and ass fuck him if haku was this ultimate bad ass how come he never fought in boxing or the ufc or k-1

It's not like those UFC guys in the early days made much money, so what would be the point?

Some legitimate tough guys also actually prefer not having to fight, not because they're scared or anyone but because they don't like who they become when they do.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Darren Avey on July 29, 2022, 03:15:17 PM
I seriously doubt that Brock fought professionally haku fought drunk white trash in bar fights and trust me Karelian would bend him over and ass fuck him if haku was this ultimate bad ass how come he never fought in boxing or the ufc or k-1

Because he didn't need to prove shit
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: oldschoolfan on July 29, 2022, 03:28:17 PM
It's not like those UFC guys in the early days made much money, so what would be the point?

Some legitimate tough guys also actually prefer not having to fight, not because they're scared or anyone but because they don't like who they become when they do.

Trust me if he was that tough he would have fought as a hw boxer Larry Holmes made more money for his one fight vs ferry cooney than haku made his whole life I’m not taking away he was tough but there is a huge difference between professional fighters and street fighters who fight drunk white trash in bars
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Hulkotron on July 29, 2022, 03:52:08 PM
Most Haku stories seem to be about how crazy he was, not necessarily that he was some elite fighter.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Dave D on July 29, 2022, 05:07:09 PM
Trust me if he was that tough he would have fought as a hw boxer Larry Holmes made more money for his one fight vs ferry cooney than haku made his whole life I’m not taking away he was tough but there is a huge difference between professional fighters and street fighters who fight drunk white trash in bars

What was Larry Holmes record as a street fighter?

Did he ever bite off a nose or pop an eye out of socket?
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Hulkotron on July 29, 2022, 05:10:06 PM
What was Larry Holmes record as a street fighter?

Did he ever bite off a nose or pop an eye out of socket?

This is the kind of thing I’m getting at in my post above.  It’s what all the Haku stories are like. 

Does it make him an excellent fighter?  I think it just makes him a psycho (although I certainly wouldn’t fight him haha).

Maybe that’s exactly what makes him a feared fighter now that I think about it a little more.  There’s a difference between fighting a guy who is just going to kick your ass vs. a guy who is going to pull your teeth out.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: GymnJuice on July 30, 2022, 06:21:44 AM
What was Larry Holmes record as a street fighter?

Did he ever bite off a nose or pop an eye out of socket?

Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Dave D on July 30, 2022, 06:36:23 AM


So Larry hit Trevor with a drop kick from the top of a limo and Trevo walked away

Edge Haku.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: joswift on July 30, 2022, 06:37:02 AM


Larrys da man...
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Rambone on July 30, 2022, 06:43:27 AM


“Off the top of the turnbuckle with the double axe handle! Wham! That’s gotta hurt, Monsoon!”
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: bhank on July 30, 2022, 06:47:59 AM
Haku was a scumbag that would bite people
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: joswift on July 30, 2022, 06:48:57 AM
Haku was a scumbag that would bite people

did he ever hit his girlfriends?
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: bhank on July 30, 2022, 07:03:32 AM
did he ever hit his girlfriends?

Never hit a woman in my life but keep spreading lies about me.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: joswift on July 30, 2022, 07:09:54 AM
Never hit a woman in my life but keep spreading lies about me.
we have sworn testimony from a variety of sources...
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Dave D on July 30, 2022, 07:17:30 AM
we have sworn testimony from a variety of sources...

They must be lying because Bhanks is a beacon of truth.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: bhank on July 30, 2022, 07:26:04 AM
we have sworn testimony from a variety of sources...

No you don't
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: joswift on July 30, 2022, 07:34:52 AM
No you don't

yes we do

Its the girl you took in off the beach and kicked the shit out of her
I have seen her and the messages
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: Rambone on July 30, 2022, 09:55:32 AM
yes we do

Its the girl you took in off the beach and kicked the shit out of her
I have seen her and the messages

No you don’t. Case closed!














 :D
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: BB on July 30, 2022, 10:02:13 AM

Its the girl you took in off the beach and kicked the shit out of her

(https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media.salon.com/2004/07/ride_my_pimp.jpg).

Sheeeet, ain't nothing wrong with that, these street meat hoes need discipline.
Title: Re: Haku stories
Post by: oldschoolfan on July 31, 2022, 01:34:32 PM
haku biting that guys nose off cost him quite a bit of money , he also lost his job, hulk hogan got him his job at wcw , he works as a car sales man now