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Title: Incredibly funny gym story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM
was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.
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Post by: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:33:25 PM
I should have realised that your tale would have reflected your persona, dull and full of shit! ::)
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Post by: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:34:03 PM
I should have realised that your tale would have reflected your persona, dull and full of shit! ::)
you're probably just like the barbell curl guy, hahahaha.
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Post by: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:36:19 PM
No, of course not! I'm just like you with my 5 x 45's on each side :o ::)
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Post by: staynatural on April 25, 2006, 01:36:26 PM
The barbell guy was me.... ;D
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Post by: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:41:41 PM
No, of course not! I'm just like you with my 5 x 45's on each side :o ::)
of course you are. ::)
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 25, 2006, 01:44:01 PM
AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!   Good for you Sarcasm....put that pathetic sack of shit in his place!!!    "Mean glares" AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!  What a beast!!!!
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Post by: Lord Humungous on April 25, 2006, 01:44:19 PM
No one is stronger than Sarcasm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!





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Post by: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:44:48 PM
And how very humble of you to tell us that this story is INCREDIBLY funny! the only thing on here I would find incredibly funny about you is your obituary ;)
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Post by: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:45:40 PM
No one is stronger than Sarcasm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!






there's A LOT of guys stronger than me but 55lb. curls in the squat rack? gimme a fuckin' break.
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Post by: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:46:25 PM
And how very humble of you to tell us that this story is INCREDIBLY funny! the only thing on here I would find incredibly funny about you is your obituary ;)
bitter, hateful m.eltdown.
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 25, 2006, 01:47:59 PM
And how very humble of you to tell us that this story is INCREDIBLY funny! the only thing on here I would find incredibly funny about you is your obituary ;)

Hey willy,


Eat a dick



The Squad
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Post by: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:49:19 PM
Bitter? no not really. Hateful, yes, I am, I cannot stand you and all the the other annoying, negative knobs you log on as! you truly are a prize tool!
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Post by: Palpatine Q on April 25, 2006, 01:50:12 PM
Hey willy,


Eat a dick



The Squad

Will is just in a bad mood because his boyfreind Jorge left him for someone with a bigger cock.
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Post by: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:51:33 PM
Will is just in a bad mood because his boyfreind Jorge left him for someone with a bigger cock.
hahahaha, yes Groink he got mad and said, "all that damage you did to my ass and this is how you leave me?"
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Post by: Always Sore on April 25, 2006, 01:53:42 PM
this one time ...at the gym...i was squatting 2 cars and a bus when this little guy next to me (really cute) said "wow thats alot of weight" so instead of taking the couple of seconds away from the extream amout of time i spend on Getbig.com spouting nonsense to give the guy a nice pat on the shoulder and encourage him to keep working at it i just hid my sexual feelings about how i wanted him and ran back home to write this.

i am so cool..


and you wonder why people hate weightlifters tool.
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Post by: The True Adonis on April 25, 2006, 01:53:55 PM
hahahahah. Putting those types in their place is what they deserve.hahahahh

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Post by: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:54:14 PM
Woohoo, the bender squad are on the case ::)
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Post by: White Bread on April 25, 2006, 02:01:01 PM
hey, why not tell them the story about the time you were away at band camp.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on April 25, 2006, 02:03:20 PM
Luckily for me I have sick,giant arms. So whenever some feeble cock starts thinking who they are in my gym, I immmediately run over and bust out some dumbell curls right next to them, crushing their will to live. These tiny tits MUST be disciplined.
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Post by: Lord Humungous on April 25, 2006, 02:40:26 PM
there's A LOT of guys stronger than me but 55lb. curls in the squat rack? gimme a fuckin' break.

Well, maybe he was diggin deep!
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 25, 2006, 03:10:47 PM
supersetted with mean glares between sets
i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.
roflopterzlolololololololol

of all the people in all the gyms in the world that douche had to be right next to Sarcasm hhahahhhahaahaaahaaa.
did you really ask him that? i would get a hernia from laughing if i witnessed that situation in a gym. please tell me you actually asked him that and didnt just think it, it makes a huge difference.
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 25, 2006, 03:17:45 PM
roflopterzlolololololololol

of all the people in all the gyms in the world that douche had to be right next to Sarcasm hhahahhhahaahaaahaaa.
did you really ask him that? i would get a hernia from laughing if i witnessed that situation in a gym. please tell me you actually asked him that and didnt just think it, it makes a huge difference.

Sarcasm doesn't fvck around in the gym.....if he said he put some pathetic dork in his place then he did it.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on April 25, 2006, 03:18:35 PM
hahahaha, sarcasm, maybe you should suggest he incorporate some stretch tube curls balancing on a BOSU to the lil fag. hahahahaha
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 25, 2006, 03:21:30 PM
hahahaha, sarcasm, maybe you should suggest he incorporate some stretch tube curls balancing on a BOSU to the lil fag. hahahahaha

AAHAHAHAHAH!!!  Exactly Show!!!   Possibly coupled with some intense buddy towel curls GRRRRRRRR!!!!!   We could have Rhino and Chick demonstrate!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 25, 2006, 03:23:28 PM
No, of course not! I'm just like you with my 5 x 45's on each side :o ::)

i weight a buck 170..and i put up 315 for 4 to 6..

so 5 for a dood thats 240(right?) is not farfetched
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Post by: drkaje on April 25, 2006, 05:11:32 PM
It's not often that I notice what someone's lifting.

Walking in today I saw a guy shrugging 30s
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Post by: Cavalier22 on April 25, 2006, 05:33:23 PM
that story is not funny at all.  its the same basic story you post about every 7 days.  get something new
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Post by: XFACTOR on April 25, 2006, 05:48:35 PM
was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

You we're squatting 545?  I think you lost credibility in the story, there.  It would be funnier if you weren't lying.  Why do you feel deemed to lie about the weight you use?  Were you the one doing the barbell curls and being laughed at by someone twice your size??
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Post by: Zeratul-Dark Templar on April 25, 2006, 05:59:37 PM
TRUE STORY

There is this man in my gym ... he's in his mid-50s ... he often barbell curls 65lbs.
He counts his repetitions out-loud ... " 1! " ... " 2! " ... " 3! "
Not under his breath even, but in a clear, radiant voice I can hear from the other side of the gym.
His equipment is the best part: he wears an enormous tan gardening glove on his left hand, the kind you would imagine a grandma wearing who is watering her geraniums. Apparently he lost the right one,  because in his right hand he holds A FOLDED BATH WASHCLOTH. 
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 25, 2006, 06:03:44 PM
AAHAHAHAHAH!!!  Exactly Show!!!   Possibly coupled with some intense buddy towel curls GRRRRRRRR!!!!!   We could have Rhino and Chick demonstrate!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!



  Chick and Rhino make you look like Mr. Potato Head ::)
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on April 25, 2006, 06:04:12 PM
You we're squatting 545?  I think you lost credibility in the story, there.  It would be funnier if you weren't lying.  Why do you feel deemed to lie about the weight you use?  Were you the one doing the barbell curls and being laughed at by someone twice your size??

Name:  sarcasm
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Look at these stats!

It's not as though Sarcasm is a stranger to Herculean feats.
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Post by: natural al on April 25, 2006, 06:06:19 PM
was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

isn't this getting a little old?  How many times do you have to tell these stupid stories?
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Post by: Dnizneer on April 25, 2006, 08:38:08 PM
was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

Maybe he wanted some. Glares of lust.
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Post by: sarcasm on April 26, 2006, 07:58:18 AM
i weight a buck 170..and i put up 315 for 4 to 6..

so 5 for a dood thats 240(right?) is not farfetched
230, and it's 5 and a quarter per side.
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Post by: Bigger Business on April 26, 2006, 08:01:06 AM
without reading it


ive heard funnier
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Post by: Chico_Holiday on April 26, 2006, 08:10:25 AM
was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

MONSTER INSECURITY!!!

BRUTAL OVERCOMPENSATION!!!

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Post by: Mars on April 26, 2006, 08:11:47 AM
Enjoying story like always Sarcasm haha.
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Post by: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 08:44:11 AM
How come Sarcasm can squat 230 pounds and only has 17 inch arms? Does he eat?
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Post by: natural al on April 26, 2006, 08:47:12 AM
How come Sarcasm can squat 230 pounds and only has 17 inch arms? Does he eat?

230 ain't alot of weight....
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Post by: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 08:47:47 AM
no it aint
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Post by: sarcasm on April 26, 2006, 08:51:58 AM
230 ain't alot of weight....
this coming from someone who weighs 205.
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Post by: SS on April 26, 2006, 09:03:56 AM
no it aint
not for you big guy!
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Post by: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 09:08:51 AM
this coming from someone who weighs 205.

lol does he even train?
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Post by: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 09:12:58 AM
not for you big guy!

Just trying to keep up with you.  ;)
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Post by: Bossa on April 26, 2006, 09:16:50 AM
hahahaha as always, great story sarcasm...I bet that tiny tit won't even dare look you in the eye let alone train within 10 feet of you without wetting his pants hahahaha
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 26, 2006, 10:35:54 AM
How tall are you sarcasm?
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Post by: sarcasm on April 26, 2006, 04:49:37 PM
How tall are you sarcasm?
5'11"
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on April 26, 2006, 04:53:21 PM
Hahaha Sarcasm. Great work. Listen to the tiny twats chime in now. Sometimes the truth hits close to home hahah
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Post by: gtbro1 on April 26, 2006, 04:58:01 PM
there's A LOT of guys stronger than me but 55lb. curls in the squat rack? gimme a fuckin' break.

Not Cool to make fun of him but he should not be hogging up a perfectly good Squat rack to do curls...Unless there is no other place in your gym to rack a bar to do curls.
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Post by: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 04:59:34 PM
Sarcasm should've just whent to the barbell rack where they have anywhere from 10 - 110 pounds and use those weights instead.
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 26, 2006, 05:01:24 PM
lol does he even train?

 He trains. I saw his pictures from when he posted as "fecesinyourface". He had above-average size.
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Post by: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 05:02:22 PM
He trains. I saw his pictures from when he posted as "fecesinyourface". He had above-average size.

lol I actually was reffering to natural al.. the kid is all mouth

but sarcasm is tiny!!  ;D
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Post by: Dingleberry on April 26, 2006, 09:42:48 PM
He trains. I saw his pictures from when he posted as "fecesinyourface". He had above-average size.

was that really him? is that confirmed?
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Post by: ManBearPig... on April 26, 2006, 10:10:54 PM
was that really him? is that confirmed?

it's confirmed that it's not him.

i once saw sarcasm hydrate himself with motor oil.

the man's truly hardcore.