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Title: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 18, 2022, 04:57:35 PM
He has not signed on since May 4. Does anyone know his whereabouts? I know he routinely makes 15-30k a month, so maybe he’s tied up in financial matters.🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: chaos on September 18, 2022, 04:58:52 PM
On vacation with Squadfather to Dubai, India.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 18, 2022, 05:02:19 PM
On vacation with Squadfather to Dubai, India.

What are they doing?!??
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: IroNat on September 18, 2022, 05:12:45 PM
Someone here hurt his feelings.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rambone on September 18, 2022, 05:15:10 PM
15-30K a month. How bout that? Boy, that’s fantastic.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Fortress on September 18, 2022, 05:29:49 PM
Hope he met a gruesome death.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Royalty on September 18, 2022, 05:44:44 PM
I have a feeling that if any of us met him in person, we’d find that he isn’t a bad guy
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2022, 06:03:39 PM
He has not signed on since May 4. Does anyone know his whereabouts? I know he routinely makes 15-30k a month, so maybe he’s tied up in financial matters.🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ ??? ??? ???

He probably got sick of the ridicule and moved on with his life. Smart fellow.

According to Matt and others, nobody dies from COVID. So there's that which suggests he is just fine. 
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: wes on September 18, 2022, 06:07:24 PM
I liked talking training with him....good dude..... of course in my case I`m not really politically minded so we never argued.....I just hate Biden and Harris with a true unbridled fucking passion.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 18, 2022, 06:16:07 PM
He’s living vicariously through Lurker
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2022, 07:28:59 PM
Banned for too many pedo accusations.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Fortress on September 18, 2022, 08:07:16 PM
He probably got sick of the ridicule and moved on with his life. Smart fellow.

Dear fuck.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: AbrahamG on September 18, 2022, 08:38:56 PM
He’s living vicariously through Lurker

Lmao
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 19, 2022, 12:45:47 AM
He probably got sick of the ridicule and moved on with his life. Smart fellow.

According to Matt and others, nobody dies from COVID. So there's that which suggests he is just fine.

He initiated most of his own ridicule, with his 24x7 "traitor" and TDS posts.
Maybe he figured the US was great under the fake "orange traitor" but has since gone down the shitter under real CCP/Puppet traitor??
That money Straw makes, is like minimum wage in CA. Useless...

Libturdz here should kill themselves for voting in the "crash & burn" of the USA.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 19, 2022, 01:30:34 AM
Melting down. Probably glued to his TV watching the Jan 6th "Insurrection" talk on CNN 24 hours a day. Terrified Trump will run again.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 19, 2022, 02:21:20 AM
Banned for too many pedo accusations.

This is a great loss to getbig.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on September 19, 2022, 03:35:07 AM
He is free now
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 19, 2022, 08:27:47 AM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rambone on September 19, 2022, 08:30:36 AM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.

I’m on it!
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 19, 2022, 08:47:20 AM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.

Need Goodbum LMNOP to do a video on the life and times of Straw Man.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: TheShape. on September 19, 2022, 08:48:56 AM
Another victim of sudden adult death syndrome
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Hypertrophy on September 19, 2022, 09:28:20 AM
Another victim of sudden adult death syndrome


Hopefully
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: beakdoctor on September 19, 2022, 09:41:09 AM
He probably got sick of the ridicule and moved on with his life. Smart fellow.

According to Matt and others, nobody dies from COVID. So there's that which suggests he is just fine.

According to you the vax is safe and effective so theres that to suggest he is just fine.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 19, 2022, 09:51:12 AM
Quote from: Primemuscle on September 18, 2022, 06:03:39 PM
He probably got sick of the ridicule and moved on with his life. Smart fellow.

According to Matt and others, nobody dies from COVID. So there's that which suggests he is just fine.

According to you the vax is safe and effective so theres that to suggest he is just fine.

Maybe dead from the Vax, like many before him... Or smartened up and stopped arguing about "Traitors" when its pretty clear the CCP-Puppet Commie is our biggest one.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: robcguns on September 19, 2022, 09:59:04 AM
So I’ve tried gathering all of strawmans best posts for the collage and after long and hard consideration, he had no best posts. My work here is done.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: GymnJuice on September 19, 2022, 10:12:09 AM
If I remember correctly I think he had a nice home gym setup?  I call dibs
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Dave D on September 19, 2022, 10:18:30 AM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.

Do we want to use a carbon neutral mode of transportation?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 19, 2022, 10:30:40 AM
He’s living vicariously through Lurker

He’s still living in your head with his foot still in your ass.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: deadz on September 19, 2022, 11:43:29 AM
He has not signed on since May 4. Does anyone know his whereabouts? I know he routinely makes 15-30k a month, so maybe he’s tied up in financial matters.🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ ??? ??? ???
He can Eat Shit just like every other libturd in America.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Primemuscle on September 19, 2022, 12:28:40 PM
According to you the vax is safe and effective so theres that to suggest he is just fine.

According to me it is safe. Borrowing from Matt's logic, I don't know a single person who died from a COVID vaccine, therefore nobody does.  ;)

As for effective, That's hard to say since everyone in our house got COVID last February and all of us except my great-granddaughter was up-to-date on the COVID vaccines. On the plus side, none of us got seriously ill. And in retrospect, I am the only one of us who had 'long COVID'. My inner ear problem was recently addressed when the ENT recommended I take Sudafed for 7 days, because my right ear was depressed probably as a result of the infection. 
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Super Natural on September 19, 2022, 01:00:08 PM
Hotel Getbig, You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave...
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 19, 2022, 01:25:03 PM
So I’ve tried gathering all of strawmans best posts for the collage and after long and hard consideration, he had no best posts. My work here is done.

You are being reassigned.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: loco on September 19, 2022, 01:25:14 PM
He has not signed on since May 4. Does anyone know his whereabouts? I know he routinely makes 15-30k a month, so maybe he’s tied up in financial matters.🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ ??? ??? ???

He was probably too stressed out (first about Trump winning in 2016 and finishing his term despite all the false accusations, and then about the country going down the toilet under Biden) and at therapy his shrink told him to stay away from Gerbig for a while for his own mental wellbeing.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/865/trumpderanged.jpg)

(https://i.imgflip.com/2efcnt.jpg)
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 19, 2022, 01:25:42 PM
Do we want to use a carbon neutral mode of transportation?

I don't know what that is, but as long as it's democrat/progressive/liberal approved, then yes.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 19, 2022, 01:52:04 PM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.

Breitbart and InfoWars are willing to publish providing I make it 'slightly more gracious and forgiving in its tone.' I'll do my best.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Henda on September 19, 2022, 02:10:01 PM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.


Haha I know flower arrangement is probably the most suitable task for a man with heart failure and the testosterone levels of a prepubescent girl but even so can I have a slightly more masculine task please ?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 19, 2022, 02:30:24 PM
He’s still living in your head with his foot still in your ass.

That’s why I’m still here and he isn’t…
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Dave D on September 19, 2022, 02:32:17 PM
I don't know what that is, but as long as it's democrat/progressive/liberal approved, then yes.

I have secured a (black) self contained carriage that is very ornamental; this thing is breathtaking! Handcrafted out of driftwood by a team of Amish tradesmen from Nantucket.

It will be pulled by 4 Clydesdale horses as well as having 2 mini horses to “lead” them.

Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: deadz on September 19, 2022, 02:38:27 PM
Can only hope for a MONSTROUS clot and the end of Strawcunt!
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: The Gov on September 19, 2022, 03:02:09 PM
Strawman was most likely clinically depressed and had certified TDS, either got some help or he got worse and is in bed 20 hours a day.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 19, 2022, 04:34:49 PM
He can Eat Shit just like every other libturd in America.

Deadz, while I respect your opinion, we must pay homage to Strawman. Day in and day out, he engaged in a bloody battle of words on the internet, the likes of which have never been seen before. Some victories, some losses, Strawman rose like a Phoenix to face another bloody battle of internet words without fear or hesitation. This was a great man.

When I think of Strawman, I think of Bill the Butcher:

Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: robcguns on September 19, 2022, 05:12:55 PM
Can only hope for a MONSTROUS clot and the end of Strawcunt!

Hahahahahha.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: AbrahamG on September 19, 2022, 05:14:32 PM
Here—at this final hour, in this quiet place—Getbig.com has come to bid farewell to one of its brightest hopes—extinguished now, and gone from us forever. For Getbig.com is where he worked and where he struggled and fought—his home of homes, where his heart was, and where his people are—and it is, therefore, most fitting that we meet once again—at Getbig.com—to share these last moments with him.

For Getbig.com has ever been gracious to those who have loved her, have fought for her and have defended her honor even to the death. It is not in the memory of man that this beleaguered, unfortunate, but nonetheless proud community has found a braver, more gallant young champion than this Getbigger who lies before us—unconquered still.

I say the word again, as he would want me to: Getbigger, who was a master, was most meticulous in his use of words. Nobody knew better than he the power words have over minds of men.

Strawman had stopped being a keyboard warrior years ago. It had become too small, too puny, too weak a word for him. Strawman was bigger than that. Strawman had become an Getbigger, and he wanted—so desperately—that we, that all his people, would become Getbiggers, too.

There are those who will consider it their duty, as friends of the Getbig community, to tell us to revile him, to flee, even from the presence of his memory, to save ourselves by writing him out of the history of our turbulent times.

Many will ask what Getbig finds to honor in this stormy, controversial and bold young captain—and we will smile. Many will say turn away—away from this man; for he is not a man but a demon, a monster, a subverter and an enemy of the boards—and we will smile. They will say that he is of hate—a fanatic, a racist—who can only bring evil to the cause for which you struggle! And we will answer and say to them:

Did you ever talk to Brother Strawman? Did you ever touch him or have him smile at you? Did you ever really listen to him? Did he ever do a mean thing? Was he ever himself associated with violence or any public disturbance? For if you did, you would know him. And if you knew him, you would know why we must honor him: Strawman was our manhood, our living, getbig manhood!

This was his meaning to his people. And, in honoring him, we honor the best in ourselves. Last year, from San Jose, he wrote these words to a friend: My journey, he says, is almost ended, and I have a much broader scope than when I started out, which I believe will add new life and dimension to our struggle for freedom and honor and dignity in the realm of getbig.com.

I am writing these things so that you will know for a fact the tremendous sympathy and support we have among the boards for our human rights struggle. The main thing is that we keep a united front wherein our most valuable time and energy will not be wasted fighting each other.

However we may have differed with him—or with each other about him and his value as a man—let his going from us serve only to bring us together, now.

Consigning these mortal remains to earth, the common mother of all, secure in the knowledge that what we place in the ground is no more now a man—but a seed—which, after the winter of our discontent, will come forth again to meet us.

And we will know him then for what he was and is—a prince—our own getbig shining prince!—who didn't hesitate to die, because he loved us so.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Hulkotron on September 19, 2022, 05:27:38 PM
Not too concerned about him myself.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rambone on September 19, 2022, 05:28:32 PM
Not too concerned about him myself.

This made me laugh way too hard for some reason
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: beakdoctor on September 19, 2022, 06:23:03 PM
 Straw hasn't posted in a while?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rambone on September 19, 2022, 06:36:18 PM
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/HQRgg6ks7nkyY/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 19, 2022, 06:45:18 PM
That’s why I’m still here and he isn’t…

Because you have no life outside the internet?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Dave D on September 19, 2022, 07:16:13 PM
Here—at this final hour, in this quiet place—Getbig.com has come to bid farewell to one of its brightest hopes—extinguished now, and gone from us forever. For Getbig.com is where he worked and where he struggled and fought—his home of homes, where his heart was, and where his people are—and it is, therefore, most fitting that we meet once again—at Getbig.com—to share these last moments with him.

For Getbig.com has ever been gracious to those who have loved her, have fought for her and have defended her honor even to the death. It is not in the memory of man that this beleaguered, unfortunate, but nonetheless proud community has found a braver, more gallant young champion than this Getbigger who lies before us—unconquered still.

I say the word again, as he would want me to: Getbigger, who was a master, was most meticulous in his use of words. Nobody knew better than he the power words have over minds of men.

Strawman had stopped being a keyboard warrior years ago. It had become too small, too puny, too weak a word for him. Strawman was bigger than that. Strawman had become an Getbigger, and he wanted—so desperately—that we, that all his people, would become Getbiggers, too.

There are those who will consider it their duty, as friends of the Getbig community, to tell us to revile him, to flee, even from the presence of his memory, to save ourselves by writing him out of the history of our turbulent times.

Many will ask what Getbig finds to honor in this stormy, controversial and bold young captain—and we will smile. Many will say turn away—away from this man; for he is not a man but a demon, a monster, a subverter and an enemy of the boards—and we will smile. They will say that he is of hate—a fanatic, a racist—who can only bring evil to the cause for which you struggle! And we will answer and say to them:

Did you ever talk to Brother Strawman? Did you ever touch him or have him smile at you? Did you ever really listen to him? Did he ever do a mean thing? Was he ever himself associated with violence or any public disturbance? For if you did, you would know him. And if you knew him, you would know why we must honor him: Strawman was our manhood, our living, getbig manhood!

This was his meaning to his people. And, in honoring him, we honor the best in ourselves. Last year, from San Jose, he wrote these words to a friend: My journey, he says, is almost ended, and I have a much broader scope than when I started out, which I believe will add new life and dimension to our struggle for freedom and honor and dignity in the realm of getbig.com.

I am writing these things so that you will know for a fact the tremendous sympathy and support we have among the boards for our human rights struggle. The main thing is that we keep a united front wherein our most valuable time and energy will not be wasted fighting each other.

However we may have differed with him—or with each other about him and his value as a man—let his going from us serve only to bring us together, now.

Consigning these mortal remains to earth, the common mother of all, secure in the knowledge that what we place in the ground is no more now a man—but a seed—which, after the winter of our discontent, will come forth again to meet us.

And we will know him then for what he was and is—a prince—our own getbig shining prince!—who didn't hesitate to die, because he loved us so.

Beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: AbrahamG on September 19, 2022, 07:19:43 PM
Beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

Thanks Dave.  I realize I was supposed to do the headstone inscription but I felt a strong conviction to offer a eulogy.  I'll be working on the headstone next. 
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Dave D on September 19, 2022, 07:21:00 PM
Thanks Dave.  I realize I was supposed to do the headstone inscription but I felt a strong conviction to offer a eulogy.  I'll be working on the headstone next.

I think this appropriate for a headstone. The whole piece.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: AbrahamG on September 19, 2022, 07:22:37 PM
I think this appropriate for a headstone. The whole piece.

I think I agree with you.  A man of Strawman's caliber should probably have the biggest stone in the whole graveyard. 
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: BB on September 19, 2022, 07:29:22 PM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

BB: writing up the eulogy.

Here lies Strawman;

A man caught between two masters, his hatred of Trump and his love of men in thongs.
Whether you believe him an angel or a devil, a sinner or a saint, let us all remember the words of Saint Ronald of Olympia,
 "Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights."

Though Straw struggled with the weight of Trump Derangement Syndrome, he bore it well. And much like the quad needs the ham, the lat needs the pec, the elevator needs the shaft, we at Getbig need all our members, whether opposite or in agreement. We are diminished at even the loss of one.

May we forever hold his memory in the icy orange brilliance it deserves.

Amen.



 
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 19, 2022, 07:29:32 PM
Because you have no life outside the internet?

lol…..k
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: AbrahamG on September 19, 2022, 07:36:28 PM
Here lies Strawman;

A man caught between two masters, his hatred of Trump and his love of men in thongs.
Whether you believe him an angel or a devil, a sinner or a saint, let us all remember the words of Saint Ronald of Olympia,
 "Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights."

Though Straw struggled with the weight of Trump Derangement Syndrome, he bore it well. And much like the quad needs the ham, the lat needs the pec, the elevator needs the shaft, we at Getbig need all our members, whether opposite or in agreement. We are diminished at even the loss of one.

May we forever hold his memory in the icy orange brilliance it deserves.

Amen.

SF1900 is a master delegator.  @BB - Job Well Done.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 19, 2022, 08:24:38 PM
lol…..k

lol….fact
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: illuminati on September 19, 2022, 10:45:44 PM
Bollocks to Soy Boy Straw
Fuck off & Stay Fucked off the LibTurd Cuckold
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 20, 2022, 12:42:38 AM
Haha I know flower arrangement is probably the most suitable task for a man with heart failure and the testosterone levels of a prepubescent girl but even so can I have a slightly more masculine task please ?

Henda, in your current state, flower arrangements are the most suitable task for you.

Plus, I have seen some of your concrete work that you have posted on here. You have a creative mind to have to create/construct what you do. Therefore, flower arrangement is the perfect task for you.

Henda, tasks cannot be reassigned without prior authorization. With that said, please complete your task in a gracious manner. Thanks!
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rascal full on September 20, 2022, 02:25:07 AM
I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: robcguns on September 20, 2022, 02:55:11 AM
I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.

Hahaha.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: wes on September 20, 2022, 03:02:12 AM
I`m happy to report that he is alive and well and living in your heads rent free!  :D
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 20, 2022, 05:00:22 AM
I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.

Yes, he may have died in a lawn-care accident.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 20, 2022, 08:51:55 AM
I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.
Brutal.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rambone on September 20, 2022, 11:48:01 AM
Yes, he may have died in a lawn-care accident.

Way too soon, bro. Mrs. Pearl better not see this!
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 20, 2022, 11:55:20 AM
Way too soon, bro. Mrs. Pearl better not see this!

LOL   :D

Poor Bill, pinned by a John Deer...

Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: chaos on September 20, 2022, 06:40:28 PM
I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.
;D
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Grape Ape on September 20, 2022, 07:08:03 PM
I`m happy to report that he is alive and well and living in your heads rent free!  :D

get a room fag
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Taffin on September 21, 2022, 04:12:21 AM
We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.

He is/was An Florida Man, correct..?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Dave D on September 21, 2022, 11:17:10 AM
He is/was An Florida Man, correct..?

INCORRECT.

The good brother known as Straw resided in the San Jose/San Francisco “Bay Area” of California.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: deadz on September 21, 2022, 01:23:22 PM
INCORRECT.

The good brother known as Straw resided in the San Jose/San Francisco “Bay Area” of California.
We don’t want his kind in Florida.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 21, 2022, 03:16:09 PM
He is/was An Florida Man, correct..?

See above, Taffin!
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 21, 2022, 03:21:39 PM
We don’t want his kind in Florida.

Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Worst poster on GB in the last 10 years.

I hope he wasn't such a douche nozzle in real life, but i somehow doubt that.

I'd be happy to help carry the casket, just to drop it and make sure it rolls down a steep cliff. ;D
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 21, 2022, 03:25:35 PM
Can this thread be pinned at the top?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: deadz on September 21, 2022, 03:32:53 PM
Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Worst poster on GB in the last 10 years.

I hope he wasn't such a douche nozzle in real life, but i somehow doubt that.

I'd be happy to help carry the casket, just to drop it and make sure it rolls down a steep cliff. ;D
;D🤣
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: chaos on September 21, 2022, 05:44:34 PM
Can this thread be pinned at the top?
The top of the trash can.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: robcguns on September 21, 2022, 05:57:39 PM
Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Worst poster on GB in the last 10 years.

I hope he wasn't such a douche nozzle in real life, but i somehow doubt that.

I'd be happy to help carry the casket, just to drop it and make sure it rolls down a steep cliff. ;D

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: The Scott on September 21, 2022, 07:43:50 PM
Can this thread be pinned at the top?

I think Straw was more a bottom man...
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 21, 2022, 09:51:37 PM
Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Worst poster on GB in the last 10 years.

I hope he wasn't such a douche nozzle in real life, but i somehow doubt that.

I'd be happy to help carry the casket, just to drop it and make sure it rolls down a steep cliff. ;D

Overlord, please maintain appropriate behavior during the funeral.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: delon on September 22, 2022, 02:48:49 AM
He has not signed on since May 4. Does anyone know his whereabouts? I know he routinely makes 15-30k a month, so maybe he’s tied up in financial matters.🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ ??? ??? ???

Curious how he didn't even finish out the day either on 4th May, whereas he seemed to usually post through the afternoon and often into the evening

But 130pm on a seemingly random run of the mill wednesday 2 minutes after making a run of the mill post he just logged off...and hasn't returned since....its like he just popped out for some lunch and met his maker or had a Damascus moment realising no one has ever changed anyones mind ever politically on gb so why expend so much energy  (41k posts worth) on it lol


Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rambone on September 22, 2022, 03:15:03 AM
The top of the trash can.

The lid at the top of the trash can isn’t as hungry as the lid at the bottom of the trash can
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Rambone on September 22, 2022, 03:20:10 AM
He is/was An Florida Man, correct..?

I think you might be confusing fellow liberal, Lurker.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 23, 2022, 01:59:14 PM
Curious how he didn't even finish out the day either on 4th May, whereas he seemed to usually post through the afternoon and often into the evening

But 130pm on a seemingly random run of the mill wednesday 2 minutes after making a run of the mill post he just logged off...and hasn't returned since....its like he just popped out for some lunch and met his maker or had a Damascus moment realising no one has ever changed anyones mind ever politically on gb so why expend so much energy  (41k posts worth) on it lol

I think Straw bought the farm, and seized up from all the Jib-Jabs.
He's dead Jim... (Which I honestly hope he isnt, he made things fun)   :D
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: illuminati on September 24, 2022, 12:12:59 PM
Curious how he didn't even finish out the day either on 4th May, whereas he seemed to usually post through the afternoon and often into the evening

But 130pm on a seemingly random run of the mill wednesday 2 minutes after making a run of the mill post he just logged off...and hasn't returned since....its like he just popped out for some lunch and met his maker or had a Damascus moment realising no one has ever changed anyones mind ever politically on gb so why expend so much energy  (41k posts worth) on it lol


Hopefully He's Fucked off to Somalia or Ukraine & Stays There.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 24, 2022, 01:11:06 PM
Can someone please explain to me how one person can hate another just based on their political beliefs? It seems like a poor reason to hate someone.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: illuminati on September 24, 2022, 01:15:52 PM
Can someone please explain to me how one person can hate another just based on their political beliefs? It seems like a poor reason to hate someone.


Just Not Showing yourself to be to Bright are You,

Do You Like Every single person you ever meet or Heard about ?

No - You didn't & the same goes for everyone of us, it's part of Human Nature.
or are You going to claim you like Everyone  ::)
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Never1AShow on September 24, 2022, 01:29:12 PM
Can someone please explain to me how one person can hate another just based on their political beliefs? It seems like a poor reason to hate someone.

Clubber Lang (Mr. T) explained this well in Rocky III "No, I don't hate Balboa, but I pity the fool and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I've got."

&ab_channel=Movieclips
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 24, 2022, 01:57:54 PM
Clubber Lang (Mr. T) explained this well in Rocky III "No, I don't hate Balboa, but I pity the fool and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I've got."

&ab_channel=Movieclips

Lurker, in the history of getbig, do you think that Strawman ever made any cogent political arguments?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Flexacon on September 24, 2022, 02:11:25 PM
Can someone please explain to me how one person can hate another just based on their political beliefs? It seems like a poor reason to hate someone.

What you say made more sense back in say the 90s, but not any more.

Politics over the last decade has pushed people either further to the left or right. It's too big a divide now for people to find much common ground.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 24, 2022, 02:13:53 PM
What you say made more sense back in say the 90s, but not any more.

Politics over the last decade has pushed people either further to the left or right. It's too big a divide now for people to find much common ground.

Flexacon, did you hate Strawman?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2022, 02:27:14 PM

Just Not Showing yourself to be to Bright are You,

Do You Like Every single person you ever meet or Heard about ?

No - You didn't & the same goes for everyone of us, it's part of Human Nature.
or are You going to claim you like Everyone  ::)

Your right in that we hate or dislike people we meet or know about for a variety of reasons. This is human nature.

SF1900's 'rhetorical' question is, are someone's political beliefs enough reason to hate them. Differing political views are one of the primary reasons folks dislike or sometimes hate others. Many folks disagree about each other’s politics, but still like them for other reasons.

In my opinion hate is a very strong and negative emotion, one which I try to avoid having as much as possible. While I don’t agree with some folk’s political views, I don’t hate them.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 24, 2022, 02:32:51 PM
Can someone please explain to me how one person can hate another just based on their political beliefs? It seems like a poor reason to hate someone.

I don't hate anyone for their beliefs, i just find them annoying and wish they would be quiet about it.

But yes, there are people who hate people of the opposite isle.

Same in religion.

Same in car ownership.

Same in sports.

I've seen grown men get it fights over a football game. Recently watched two 40 year old men get in a fight over a penalty called during a college football game. It's crazy to me.

Most of these people probably aren't the brightest folks, but there are people who truly hate others for the silliest things.

I worked with a young man from Texas A&M, and he had all these stupid stickers on his truck making fun of the Texas Longhorns. His truck was constantly vandalized, and he could never understand why. I explained the stupid stickers and his response was "it's just a joke, why would someone attack my truck over that"?

To be honest, i have no hatred for Straw or anyone else on here, but he was annoying and should have kept all his nonsense on the political board. It gets really old having people ruin every thread. And he's not the only one, there are several other people on both sides of the isle that are annoying as shit.

Some people have trouble keeping their emotions in check, like a small child. IMO Straw was like that, but who knows what he was like IRL.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Flexacon on September 24, 2022, 02:33:44 PM
Flexacon, did you hate Strawman?

To be honest I hardly ever read his posts. He rarely posted anything funny or amusing or offered the kind of insight I might find interesting. He had his beliefs and a rigid way of thinking, but he still seemed like a capable and intelligent guy. I had no issue with him.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2022, 02:33:59 PM
What you say made more sense back in say the 90s, but not any more.

Politics over the last decade has pushed people either further to the left or right. It's too big a divide now for people to find much common ground.

I partly agree with you. How you worded this suggest this applies to everyone. I don't believe it does. Some people are at opposite ends of the political spectrum but many of us are not that far apart with regards to politics. It is just that more intense folks posting on Getbig make it seem there is no middle ground.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Flexacon on September 24, 2022, 02:38:02 PM
I partly agree with you. How you worded this suggest this applies to everyone. I don't believe it does. Some people are at opposite ends of the political spectrum but many of us are not that far apart with regards to politics. It is just that more intense folks posting on Getbig make it seem there is no middle ground.

It's just as bad if not worse in other places.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2022, 02:49:59 PM
It's just as bad if not worse in other places.

I don't get out much these days, so I wouldn't know. What exactly do you mean by other places? Do you mean social media or actual geographical locations?
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 26, 2022, 01:38:39 PM
If you really miss him, then just ask why he was banned and to allow him back.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 26, 2022, 01:58:18 PM
If you really miss him, then just ask why he was banned and to allow him back.

He was banned?

Thats odd. He liked to argue politics (like many folks) but never seemed out of line.  Hmmm, weird...
#FREETHESTRAWMAN
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 26, 2022, 02:17:38 PM
Banned/Deactivated
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 26, 2022, 02:21:36 PM
Banned/Deactivated

His name, was Robert Paulson…
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: AbrahamG on September 26, 2022, 02:54:36 PM
His name, was Robert Paulson…

Lmfao. Wasn't he a champion bodybuilder? 😉
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: Taffin on September 26, 2022, 03:05:44 PM
His name, was Robert Paulson…

Lmfao. Wasn't he a champion bodybuilder? 😉

Yes, Bob was indeed a champion bodybuilder.  You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV? That was his idea.

But he was was a juicer...  You know, using steroids?  Diabonal and Wisterol... Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes!

And now he's bankrupt.  And divorced...  His two grown kids won't even return his phone calls  :-\
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 26, 2022, 03:10:38 PM
Yes, Bob was indeed a champion bodybuilder.  You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV? That was his idea.

But he was was a juicer...  You know, using steroids?  Diabonal and Wisterol... Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes!

And now he's bankrupt.  And divorced...  His two grown kids won't even return his phone calls  :-\

Seriously?  He should have had a nest egg off that chest expander alone.
Title: Re: I am worried about Strawman…….
Post by: SF1900 on September 26, 2022, 11:15:55 PM
If you really miss him, then just ask why he was banned and to allow him back.

It’s not up to me, Strawman.