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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: affeman on January 25, 2023, 05:19:15 AM
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Everyone else appears to be a pussy considering his reaction ???
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I remember something like this was discussed 2 or 3 years ago. Somebody posted a movie clip where Seagal was running. And he looked slow and uncoordinated.
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yes, guy is lightening fast and extremely coordinated even to this day. ::)
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No.
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Nope. But he IS dangerous with that hair dye. And I'll give him credit: he does color his facial hair too. You see so many guys now with dyed hair and white beards or stubble (fake beards). Terrible look.
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Bhanky would fuck him up in a millisecond.
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Even though stairs could put him out of action.
Bhanky would fuck him up in a millisecond.
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Seagal wasn't asked about Elvis...
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Even though stairs could put him out of action.
:D
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in the movies even rob schneider can be tough. that's the difference between reel life and real life.
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Bhanky would fuck him up in a millisecond.
Actually, he probably would which isn't saying much.
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He was hesitant to say anything bad about Chuck Norris, so all he said is Norris is too old.
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He was hesitant to say anything bad about Chuck Norris, so all he said is Norris is too old.
Probably afraid of the blow back from fans.
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He was hesitant to say anything bad about Chuck Norris, so all he said is Norris is too old.
Even he knows chuck is off limits
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Gene LeBell made Steven shit himself.
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Check out the YouTube channel Space Ice. You're welcome
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Gene LeBell made Steven shit himself.
LeBell could make about anyone shit themselves.
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Check out the YouTube channel Space Ice. You're welcome
Nobody leaves getbig. Please link it here.
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Nobody leaves getbig.
Derek Anthony did.
Too soon?
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Nobody leaves getbig. Please link it here.
;D
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Tbh his movies are epic, srs
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Derek Anthony did.
Too soon?
Why would you even bother putting too soon? No body gives a shit he’s dead
Getbiggers are savages, the more gurus, men in thongs drop like flies, the more we celebrate
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His reality show Steven Seagal Law Man is absolutely incredible
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Why would you even bother putting too soon? No body gives a shit he’s dead
Getbiggers are savages, the more gurus, men in thongs drop like flies, the more we celebrate
True ... I added it ironically but you are absolutely correct.
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;D
The dudes videos are hilarious. He always shits on Seagal but then says JCVD has the best movies ever lmao!
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Check out the YouTube channel Space Ice. You're welcome
I’m obsessed with Space Ice.
One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.
I watch one or two daily.
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His reality show Steven Seagal Law Man is absolutely incredible
:D I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.
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:D I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.
Hahaha...that's what made the show amazing! Dude would talk black to black people, guy is a master at everything, blues guitar player, singer, guard dog trainer, expert marksman with any kind of gun, that show was the shit!
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:D I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.
LOL, I can totally picture his fat fucking ass scurrying to hide behind a car door, pretending to radio for backup or some shit, while his partner is getting the shit kicked out of him.
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I’m obsessed with Space Ice.
One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.
I watch one or two daily.
Hell yeah! J C V D!
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LOL, I can totally picture his fat fucking ass scurrying to hide behind a car door, pretending to radio for backup or some shit, while his partner is getting the shit kicked out of him.
Yep, acting all tough and dark on the car ride and acting like he's in charge only to get scared shitless when he thought the perp may have a gun.
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I’m obsessed with Space Ice.
One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.
I watch one or two daily.
I just watched a few of his videos and dude has me in tears! Classic material!
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I just watched a few of his videos and dude has me in tears! Classic material!
Same here!! LOL ;D
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Steven Seagal incident
In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."
According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."
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Seagal claims van damme is just a ballerina, he did it for flexibility but also has a legit fighting record. Something seagal doesn't have.
Jean-Claude Van Damme competed with the Belgian National Karate Team at age 15, had a competitive record of 44 wins - 4 losses in semi-contact matches, and earned his blackbelt at age 18. He also has a competitive kickboxing record of 19 wins - 1 loss (18 wins by knockout).
The only real accomplishments of Seagal in the world of martial arts is being adept at Akido, which by definition involves the other guy deliberately taking a fall so the other can "apply the technique". In other words basically useless if the other person is actually fighting back.
Steven Seagal incident
In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."
According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."
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Seagal claims van damme is just a ballerina, he did it for flexibility but also has a legit fighting record. Something seagal doesn't have.
Jean-Claude Van Damme competed with the Belgian National Karate Team at age 15, had a competitive record of 44 wins - 4 losses in semi-contact matches, and earned his blackbelt at age 18. He also has a competitive kickboxing record of 19 wins - 1 loss (18 wins by knockout).
The only real accomplishments of Seagal in the world of martial arts is being adept at Akido, which by definition involves the other guy deliberately taking a fall so the other can "apply the technique". In other words basically useless if the other person is actually fighting back.
All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.
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One movie from about 10 years ago seagal was doubled walking stairs, laughable.
All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.
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One movie from about 10 years ago seagal was doubled walking stairs, laughable.
I gurantee his double wasnt Hankins..
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No, this guy did the stairs effortlessly.
I gurantee his double wasnt Hankins..
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All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.
In some scenes he is fighting with his opponent while sitting in a chair (not even getting up!)
Talk about Lazy sod! :D
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Steal was extorted by the New York based Gambino Crime family for some time.
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All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies …
DVDs?
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Steven Seagal incident
In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."
According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."
Typical tall kunt. By "kunt" I mean "pussy".
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DVDs?
Figure of speech. Streaming.....
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Figure of speech. Streaming.....
(https://i.ibb.co/0n9Ckfv/Arnold-Splendid-Frail-Cormorant-size-restricted.gif) (https://imgbb.com/), Loui
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One of,if not the most, unintentionally hilarious flicks I ever watched:
"Yellow Faced Tiger", aka "Slaugher In San Fransisco"
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Yellow Faced Tiger"
Produced by Lo Wei, Raymond Chow, Leonard Ho
Starring Wong Tao
Sylvia Chang
Chuck Norris
Dan Ivan
Cinematography David Bailes
Edited by Fred Cuming
Music by Joseph Koo
Production
company
Lo Wei Motion Picture Company
Distributed by Golden Harvest
Release date
16 August 1974
Running time 100 minutes
Country Hong Kong
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Yellow_Faced_Tiger.jpg+[img]
"Yellow Faced Tiger" (Chinese: 黄面老虎, originally released in the United States as "Slaughter in San Francisco") is a 1974 Hong Kong-American martial arts action film directed by Lo Wei, and starring Wong Tao, Sylvia Chang and Chuck Norris.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"Yellow_Faced_Tiger"
If you can find a copy, you`ll piss yourself laughing..... and oh yeah,thank me later !! ;D
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he must have taught Jon Jones that but forgot to tell he couldnt do it in MMA
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“ It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.”
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One of,if not the most, unintentionally hilarious flicks I ever watched:
"Yellow Faced Tiger", aka "Slaugher In San Fransisco"
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Yellow Faced Tiger"
Produced by Lo Wei, Raymond Chow, Leonard Ho
Starring Wong Tao
Sylvia Chang
Chuck Norris
Dan Ivan
Cinematography David Bailes
Edited by Fred Cuming
Music by Joseph Koo
Production
company
Lo Wei Motion Picture Company
Distributed by Golden Harvest
Release date
16 August 1974
Running time 100 minutes
Country Hong Kong
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Yellow_Faced_Tiger.jpg+[img]
"Yellow Faced Tiger" (Chinese: 黄面老虎, originally released in the United States as "Slaughter in San Francisco") is a 1974 Hong Kong-American martial arts action film directed by Lo Wei, and starring Wong Tao, Sylvia Chang and Chuck Norris.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"Yellow_Faced_Tiger"
If you can find a copy, you`ll piss yourself laughing..... and oh yeah,thank me later !! ;D
I just watched the trailer. ;D
Wes: Do you remember The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978)?
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“ It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.”
Surprised Fatty Seagal is still alive.
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Bullshido artist.
One of those gurus whose students all go flying around when he touches them.
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“ It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.”
Haha. That would be a sight to be seen.
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Bullshido artist.
Like one of those gurus whose students all go flying around when he touches them.
Always students and never anyone who would put up any resistance.
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No.
The toughest mofo alive is always the reigning Mr Olympia
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I just watched the trailer. ;D
Wes: Do you remember The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978)?
Not really sure Gene.....I`ve watched so many Kung -Fu flicks over the decades,after a while they seem to all just meld together.
In the above movie,I referenced,I believe it was Chucks first acting role IIRC, and at one point he is seated at a table in a restaurant smoking a fat stogie cigar.......a waiter walks up and out of nowhere Chuck places the red hot tip of the cigar on the back of the innocent waiters hand......I fucking howled,laughing until I had tears rolling down my face, and for a week after that whenever I thought of that scene no matter who`s company I was in, or where I was at, I would just bust out laughing..........a true "Bizzaro World" Oscar winner !! LOL ;D
Find a copy and you`ll see what I mean !! :D
EDIT:
Just watched the trailer you posted and got a good chuckle.....he held the cigar a bit longer on the waiters hand in the movie......what a nice guy,and fantastic acting to boot ! LOL D
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How can anyone keep a straight face and not throw tomatoes at Seagal?
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How can anyone keep a straight face and not throw tomatoes at Seagal?
He`s complete garbage bro.......complete garbage.....the fat bastard ! :D
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He`s complete garbage bro.......complete garbage.....the fat bastard ! :D
The sad thing is his Aikido that he tought as a young man was very good & direct. He was the real deal & did teach in Japan.
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The sad thing is his Aikido that he tought as a young man was very good & direct. He was the real deal & did teach in Japan.
He was given a teaching job by his father in law and he taught children.