She will undoubtedly become more annoying with this shit in each subsequent year after marriage.
If you can't take one day from this shit, you have issues.
Definitely. I love that she pissed off all the fat, freeloading cunts and made them insecure. It's her wedding. Don't like it? Fuck off. I'd have loved to have seen the faces on a few of the whales when they got served bloat pills and a salad, hahaha.
Seriously. The average cost of a wedding in the U.S. is like $30,000. If I’m paying that much for one day, I’ll serve whatever the fuck I want and if you don’t like it, the door is that-a-way.
assuming she provided prior notice, there is no misconduct here
Big time. Couldn't agree more. I'd serve most my guests dog shit if I could. I just checked out the menu and it was fucking awesome. They had oysters, Moet champagne, avocado bites, grilled salmon, a taco bar, and loads of low-sugar chocolates/candy. The women shaming her probably look like manatees.
All this and she doesn't look remotely happy in the two photos posted.
Plus the way she holds the straw is annoying.
Part of the fun of attending a wedding is eating like a horse and then spending the rest of the evening farting like a windstorm on the dance floor.
Broad sucks.
>:(
All this and she doesn't look remotely happy in the two photos posted.that’s how she holds cock when she sips on it arrogantly
Plus the way she holds the straw is annoying.
Bet the bitch spends her time taking hot oily pyramid shits from popping Xenical pills like candyhahaha mate of mine used to be really fat, was using those pills and went to Blackpool for the day and was eating everything in sight including a huge curry
(https://i.postimg.cc/k5yVkc9q/the-nutty-professor-eddie-murphy.gif)
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hahaha mate of mine used to be really fat, was using those pills and went to Blackpool for the day and was eating everything in sight including a huge curry
On the way home he shit himself in the car
Jag with a white leather interior, he was sat in a fucking oil slick of shit and fat, ruined the car.
LOL. I don't get it - those pills make you shit yourself? I thought they just got rid of the fat and binded it or something along those lines? Only thing remotely like that I've used was Lactose liquid from the hospital they gave me after being doped up on morphine for a week I hadn't had a shit and Christ that was a close call getting to the toilet.yes, you are supposed to reduce your fat intake
yes, you are supposed to reduce your fat intake
He ate a load of fatty foods and they just rid him of it
Can she suck good cock?She would have to be the second coming of Linda Lovelace for me to give up fried chicken, steak, ice cream , chips, and all the great foods life has to offer.
Part of the fun of attending a wedding is eating like a horse and then spending the rest of the evening farting like a windstorm on the dance floor.
Broad sucks.
>:(
Seriously. The average cost of a wedding in the U.S. is like $30,000. If I’m paying that much for one day, I’ll serve whatever the fuck I want and if you don’t like it, the door is that-a-way.
assuming she provided prior notice, there is no misconduct here
Yeah, the straw thing is a bit weird. She drinks like it's illegal and she's scared of being caught.
100% honestly - when I read that the first thing that sprang into mind (once I'd stopped reeling at the concept of Fortress dancing at a wedding) was the image of you in the middle of the dance floor punching out Till Lindemann's signature 'thigh hammer' move*
And intermittently summoning - no, commanding - other cowering individuals to join you in the centre of the room to replicate the move
(http://media.giphy.com/media/ouu1YOmQRvcis/giphy.gif)
*no matter what the song, however cheesy
You can always go for the 49ers in San Francisco. Not the football team. They're great. Rather the women who are all 4's but think they are 9's.
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1,2,3,4I'd go 1, 3, 2.
I'd go 1, 3, 2.
Not touching 4 then? :DLike sticking your dong into a bowl of sand. I'll pass.
No, she looks and sounds like a high maintenance miserable cunte.Most definitely.
They are all crazy. At least she plans to stay in shape. If you're going to be married I think thin and crazy is better to deal with than fat and crazy.Cheaper to feed.