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Title: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 05:32:28 AM
Wish me luck fellas
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on February 09, 2024, 05:40:53 AM
break a dick
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: wes on February 09, 2024, 05:42:05 AM
break a dick
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 09, 2024, 05:44:28 AM
Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on February 09, 2024, 05:47:12 AM
Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"

Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.

Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Grape Ape on February 09, 2024, 05:49:32 AM
I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on February 09, 2024, 05:53:53 AM
I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).

Wow - the gems of wisdom are flowing freely on this thread. Good point, brother!
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Grape Ape on February 09, 2024, 06:03:58 AM
Wow - the gems of wisdom are flowing freely on this thread. Good point, brother!

Thank you - he's in a small country, by chance if the interviewer is someone he "bumped into" at the swing club is that a plus or minus?
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on February 09, 2024, 06:06:22 AM
Thank you - he's in a small country, by chance if the interviewer is someone he "bumped into" at the swing club is that a plus or minus?

The answer is "It Depends".

For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: IroNat on February 09, 2024, 06:10:02 AM
Good luck.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Kwon on February 09, 2024, 06:14:01 AM
The answer is "It Depends".

For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.

What if you make eye contact with the slurper
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: CalvinH on February 09, 2024, 06:19:32 AM
Good luck!

...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Grape Ape on February 09, 2024, 06:31:13 AM
Good luck!

...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.

FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on February 09, 2024, 06:33:31 AM
What if you make eye contact with the slurper

Optional wink, then look away slowly.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Never1AShow on February 09, 2024, 06:35:52 AM
Does he have a work permit in whatever country he is in ?
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: CalvinH on February 09, 2024, 06:39:00 AM
FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.

Also must add a story about his black bros.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 09, 2024, 06:41:46 AM
Also must add a story about his black bros.

Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.

"1"
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: mossel on February 09, 2024, 06:43:23 AM
How did it go???

Did you fart during the interview?!?! Farting is the key to succes in job interviews, trust me.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 06:52:15 AM
Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"

thanks bro

but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson

here's what she added

Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm

i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola

asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 06:53:19 AM
Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.

Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).

ahahahahaha

not bad

9/10
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 06:54:11 AM
I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).

it's an online demo lesson but don't worry i won't wear my shades 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 06:55:22 AM
Good luck.

thanks bro

i usually get jobs but keeping them for more than 3-4 weeks...
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 06:55:55 AM
Good luck!

...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.

 ;D ;D ;D

8.5/10
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 06:58:49 AM
FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.

i can choose any topic for this lesson

so maybe i can present this tune and go into a deep dive as to what it is actaully about ???

i guess only women in cages can stand this kind of night...

Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 07:01:04 AM
Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.

"1"

you mean the zionists?

would love to get them in a room and take good care of them make them suffer and cry and rejoice seeing the pain and fear in thier eyes ;)

the non-zionists are a-ok in my book and i still really wanna slam ass fuck a hot jewess
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on February 09, 2024, 07:13:35 AM
i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

Don't sweat it - I am an original Englisher from England and I have no fucking clue either.

Conclusion: Trick Question
Correct Response: Dick Drawing
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 07:15:48 AM
Don't sweat it - I am an original Englisher from England and I have no fucking clue either.

Conclusion: Trick Question
Correct Response: Dick Drawing

i speak american bro
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: CalvinH on February 09, 2024, 07:54:32 AM
Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.

"1"

And lets not forget to call everyone chief but spell it cheif and he dont care waht anyone else tinks coz he's tellin the truth.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: joswift on February 09, 2024, 07:56:41 AM
if they ask you to write anything down you are fucked
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: illuminati on February 09, 2024, 07:58:50 AM
Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.

Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).

Did you Fuck her ?
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 08:04:50 AM
if they ask you to write anything down you are fucked

hahahahaha

here's a hint

does your pea brain get it? or do i have to speel it out for you

Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: SF1900 on February 09, 2024, 08:16:37 AM
DJ, do you still live with your mother?
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Hulkotron on February 09, 2024, 08:25:59 AM
Good luck dj
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: joswift on February 09, 2024, 08:31:28 AM
DJ, do you still fuck with your mother?
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 08:43:30 AM
Good luck dj

 :)

havent lived in the joo sa for 20 years now

i have lived by my lonesome for fucking 20 years

just me myslef and i
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Gym Rat on February 09, 2024, 10:50:53 AM
The answer is "It Depends".

For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.

Go onnnnn...
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: bigbychoices on February 09, 2024, 11:08:45 AM
   I thought for sure with all the other bullshit stuff you make up about yourself you were going to tell us you were getting a job as a steroid and nutritional guru  and exercise coach for some of the TOP bodybuilders.  ROFLMAO.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 11:13:53 AM
   I thought for sure with all the other bullshit stuff you make up about yourself you were going to tell us you were getting a job as a steroid and nutritional guru  and exercise coach for some of the TOP bodybuilders.  ROFLMAO.

Nah

Like one of my uncles said

All bb's are uncordinated toads who couldn't throw a correct punch if thier lives depended upon it

Got a feeling oldtimer would like my uncles as they actually played real sports and one of them lettered and started in each of the big 3... Basketball (shooting guard) Baseball (third baseman)and Football (free safety)
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Gym Rat on February 09, 2024, 11:23:25 AM
Dont pull a Peter Griffin...

i=H7bov6RP8E31TjTL
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 09, 2024, 11:37:48 AM
Good luck wagie.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Dalnet on February 09, 2024, 03:43:04 PM
Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"

Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Dalnet on February 09, 2024, 03:45:25 PM
Dont pull a Peter Griffin...

i=H7bov6RP8E31TjTL

Looool
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Taffin on February 09, 2024, 03:56:33 PM

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are


May I help - some tailored examples for you

Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck

Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)

Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry



Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on February 09, 2024, 04:30:04 PM
hahahahaha

here's a hint

does your pea brain get it? or do i have to speel it out for you



For your next wrestling video, post something topical - a Billy Jack Haynes clip.  He was just arrested for killing his wife today.
Learn how to work, kid!
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 04:34:30 PM
May I help - some tailored examples for you

Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck

Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)

Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry

😂😂😂😂

Holy shit!!! Great work bro!!!

PROPS!!!!

11/10
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 04:35:43 PM
For your next wrestling video, post something topical - a Billy Jack Haynes clip.  He was just arrested for killing his wife today.
Learn how to work, kid!

😂😂😂

Jesse the body Ventura was the best heel ever
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Lartinos on February 09, 2024, 04:36:22 PM
Are you going to bring your black friend? Jk

Good luck..
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 04:43:05 PM
Are you going to bring your black friend? Jk

Good luck..

😀😀😀

Good one!

9.5/10
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Fortress on February 09, 2024, 04:59:13 PM
“Job Interview”

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

What hustle.

Some equal bozo interviews you to assess your qualifications.

Then you get the job and fuck everything up just like the 10 ‘tards who came before.

And yes I include myself.

The whole thing is a giant work by some alien life form getting shits and jiggles.

Good luck with the gig, man.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 05:03:19 PM
“Job Interview”

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

What hustle.

Some equal bozo interviews you to assess your qualifications.

Then you get the job and fuck everything up just like the 10 ‘tards who came before.

And yes I include myself.

The whole thing is a giant work by some alien life form getting shits and jiggles.

Good luck with the gig, man.

So you side with David Icke?

A few do call the shots but they aren't reptilian

That is total horseshit
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Rambone on February 09, 2024, 05:03:35 PM


Im this proud of DJ
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 05:10:36 PM
Don't have the job yet bro

I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: IroNat on February 09, 2024, 06:01:31 PM
May I help - some tailored examples for you

Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck

Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)

Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry


Taffy funny!
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: AbrahamG on February 09, 2024, 06:19:27 PM
Don't have the job yet bro

I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks

You should have worn the Captain America t-shirt and used a penis pump on your arms before the interview. 
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 07:39:46 PM
You should have worn the Captain America t-shirt and used a penis pump on your arms before the interview.

😀😀😀
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 09, 2024, 08:22:49 PM
thanks bro

but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson

here's what she added

Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm

i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola

asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 09, 2024, 08:24:06 PM
thanks bro

but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson

here's what she added

Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm

i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola

asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it :D :D :D :D

It helps to ace the inteview if you can do a solid Bobcat Goldthwait voice. Got me to where I am today...
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: BEEFCAKE on February 09, 2024, 09:31:29 PM
the most important part of a job interview is the hand shake ,   look him dead in the eye and crush his hand as hard as you can , i have had former bosses tell me they hired me for this very reason and this very reason alone....
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 11:18:59 PM
the most important part of a job interview is hand shake ,   look him dead in the eye and crush his hand as hard as you can , i have had former bosses tell me they hired me for this very reason and this very reason alone....

And I also can't forget about.... the club tie and an easy smile

Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 10, 2024, 12:32:44 AM
Don't have the job yet bro

I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks
Get a couple checks, learn some new skills and bang a few office chicks in that 4 weeks. 8)
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Marvin Martian on February 10, 2024, 12:35:40 AM
Play the banjo -they’ll think you are the kid from Deliverance all grown up cause you look exactly like him. 
Seriously -good luck man. I hope things turn around for you soon!!! Being genuine about this. You are a decent cat.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Taffin on February 10, 2024, 09:49:01 AM
😂😂😂😂

Holy shit!!! Great work bro!!!

PROPS!!!!

11/10

Glad you like them - they are probably a bit too spicy to drop in the interview, but they follow the rules so should give you the general idea  ;D

Good luck whenever it is
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: OlympiaGym on February 10, 2024, 09:58:49 AM
Working for someone else is a waste of time.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: CalvinH on February 10, 2024, 07:30:47 PM
Make sure to ask the person interviewing you if they know where to get some molly, know where to pick up some babydolls, knows any black bro's you and possible him can tag team, and if he's seen some youtube of some lying juicer.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 11, 2024, 12:32:27 AM
Working for someone else is a waste of time.
It is. You are always underpaid, over worked and have no control over your future. The early 20's are very important to learn skills to set yourself up for life as an entrepreneur.
Title: Re: Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 11, 2024, 02:59:13 AM
It is. You are always underpaid, over worked and have no control over your future. The early 20's are very important to learn skills to set yourself up for life as an entrepreneur.
Please explain more on how to make it in life. What business are you in?