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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: dj181 on February 09, 2024, 05:32:28 AM
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Wish me luck fellas
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break a dick
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break a dick
LOL ;D
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Pace yourself.
Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.
Make sure to smile.
You will do fine.
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Pace yourself.
Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.
Make sure to smile.
You will do fine.
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Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.
Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).
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I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).
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I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).
Wow - the gems of wisdom are flowing freely on this thread. Good point, brother!
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Wow - the gems of wisdom are flowing freely on this thread. Good point, brother!
Thank you - he's in a small country, by chance if the interviewer is someone he "bumped into" at the swing club is that a plus or minus?
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Thank you - he's in a small country, by chance if the interviewer is someone he "bumped into" at the swing club is that a plus or minus?
The answer is "It Depends".
For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.
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Good luck.
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The answer is "It Depends".
For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.
What if you make eye contact with the slurper
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Good luck!
...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.
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Good luck!
...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.
FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.
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What if you make eye contact with the slurper
Optional wink, then look away slowly.
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Does he have a work permit in whatever country he is in ?
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FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.
Also must add a story about his black bros.
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Also must add a story about his black bros.
Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.
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How did it go???
Did you fart during the interview?!?! Farting is the key to succes in job interviews, trust me.
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Pace yourself.
Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.
Make sure to smile.
You will do fine.
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thanks bro
but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson
here's what she added
Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.
i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are
i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm
i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola
asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it :D :D :D :D
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Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.
Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).
ahahahahaha
not bad
9/10
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I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).
it's an online demo lesson but don't worry i won't wear my shades 8) 8) 8)
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Good luck.
thanks bro
i usually get jobs but keeping them for more than 3-4 weeks...
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Good luck!
...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.
;D ;D ;D
8.5/10
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FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.
i can choose any topic for this lesson
so maybe i can present this tune and go into a deep dive as to what it is actaully about ???
i guess only women in cages can stand this kind of night...
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Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.
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you mean the zionists?
would love to get them in a room and take good care of them make them suffer and cry and rejoice seeing the pain and fear in thier eyes ;)
the non-zionists are a-ok in my book and i still really wanna slam ass fuck a hot jewess
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i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are
Don't sweat it - I am an original Englisher from England and I have no fucking clue either.
Conclusion: Trick Question
Correct Response: Dick Drawing
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Don't sweat it - I am an original Englisher from England and I have no fucking clue either.
Conclusion: Trick Question
Correct Response: Dick Drawing
i speak american bro
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Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.
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And lets not forget to call everyone chief but spell it cheif and he dont care waht anyone else tinks coz he's tellin the truth.
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if they ask you to write anything down you are fucked
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Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.
Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).
Did you Fuck her ?
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if they ask you to write anything down you are fucked
hahahahaha
here's a hint
does your pea brain get it? or do i have to speel it out for you
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DJ, do you still live with your mother?
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Good luck dj
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DJ, do you still fuck with your mother?
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Good luck dj
:)
havent lived in the joo sa for 20 years now
i have lived by my lonesome for fucking 20 years
just me myslef and i
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The answer is "It Depends".
For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.
Go onnnnn...
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I thought for sure with all the other bullshit stuff you make up about yourself you were going to tell us you were getting a job as a steroid and nutritional guru and exercise coach for some of the TOP bodybuilders. ROFLMAO.
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I thought for sure with all the other bullshit stuff you make up about yourself you were going to tell us you were getting a job as a steroid and nutritional guru and exercise coach for some of the TOP bodybuilders. ROFLMAO.
Nah
Like one of my uncles said
All bb's are uncordinated toads who couldn't throw a correct punch if thier lives depended upon it
Got a feeling oldtimer would like my uncles as they actually played real sports and one of them lettered and started in each of the big 3... Basketball (shooting guard) Baseball (third baseman)and Football (free safety)
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Dont pull a Peter Griffin...
i=H7bov6RP8E31TjTL
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Good luck wagie.
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Pace yourself.
Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.
Make sure to smile.
You will do fine.
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Dont pull a Peter Griffin...
i=H7bov6RP8E31TjTL
Looool
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i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are
May I help - some tailored examples for you
Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck
Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)
Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry
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hahahahaha
here's a hint
does your pea brain get it? or do i have to speel it out for you
For your next wrestling video, post something topical - a Billy Jack Haynes clip. He was just arrested for killing his wife today.
Learn how to work, kid!
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May I help - some tailored examples for you
Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck
Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)
Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry
😂😂😂😂
Holy shit!!! Great work bro!!!
PROPS!!!!
11/10
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For your next wrestling video, post something topical - a Billy Jack Haynes clip. He was just arrested for killing his wife today.
Learn how to work, kid!
😂😂😂
Jesse the body Ventura was the best heel ever
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Are you going to bring your black friend? Jk
Good luck..
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Are you going to bring your black friend? Jk
Good luck..
😀😀😀
Good one!
9.5/10
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“Job Interview”
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
What hustle.
Some equal bozo interviews you to assess your qualifications.
Then you get the job and fuck everything up just like the 10 ‘tards who came before.
And yes I include myself.
The whole thing is a giant work by some alien life form getting shits and jiggles.
Good luck with the gig, man.
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“Job Interview”
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
What hustle.
Some equal bozo interviews you to assess your qualifications.
Then you get the job and fuck everything up just like the 10 ‘tards who came before.
And yes I include myself.
The whole thing is a giant work by some alien life form getting shits and jiggles.
Good luck with the gig, man.
So you side with David Icke?
A few do call the shots but they aren't reptilian
That is total horseshit
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Im this proud of DJ
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Don't have the job yet bro
I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks
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May I help - some tailored examples for you
Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck
Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)
Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry
Taffy funny!
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Don't have the job yet bro
I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks
You should have worn the Captain America t-shirt and used a penis pump on your arms before the interview.
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You should have worn the Captain America t-shirt and used a penis pump on your arms before the interview.
😀😀😀
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thanks bro
but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson
here's what she added
Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.
i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are
i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm
i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola
asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it :D :D :D :D
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thanks bro
but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson
here's what she added
Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.
i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are
i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm
i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola
asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it :D :D :D :D
It helps to ace the inteview if you can do a solid Bobcat Goldthwait voice. Got me to where I am today...
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the most important part of a job interview is the hand shake , look him dead in the eye and crush his hand as hard as you can , i have had former bosses tell me they hired me for this very reason and this very reason alone....
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the most important part of a job interview is hand shake , look him dead in the eye and crush his hand as hard as you can , i have had former bosses tell me they hired me for this very reason and this very reason alone....
And I also can't forget about.... the club tie and an easy smile
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Don't have the job yet bro
I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks
Get a couple checks, learn some new skills and bang a few office chicks in that 4 weeks. 8)
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Play the banjo -they’ll think you are the kid from Deliverance all grown up cause you look exactly like him.
Seriously -good luck man. I hope things turn around for you soon!!! Being genuine about this. You are a decent cat.
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😂😂😂😂
Holy shit!!! Great work bro!!!
PROPS!!!!
11/10
Glad you like them - they are probably a bit too spicy to drop in the interview, but they follow the rules so should give you the general idea ;D
Good luck whenever it is
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Working for someone else is a waste of time.
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Make sure to ask the person interviewing you if they know where to get some molly, know where to pick up some babydolls, knows any black bro's you and possible him can tag team, and if he's seen some youtube of some lying juicer.
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Working for someone else is a waste of time.
It is. You are always underpaid, over worked and have no control over your future. The early 20's are very important to learn skills to set yourself up for life as an entrepreneur.
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It is. You are always underpaid, over worked and have no control over your future. The early 20's are very important to learn skills to set yourself up for life as an entrepreneur.
Please explain more on how to make it in life. What business are you in?