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Title: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Never1AShow on February 19, 2024, 11:28:00 AM
The rapidly shifting weekend's events and our getting pretty close to 100 made me think there needs to be a permanent reference place/home that I can refer back to for the official ailment list so it doesn't get lost in the shuffle of Hanky thread shifting.  So this is it, easy to search for the memorable word "Dunlops" to find it. 

Also Wes got me thinking with this post, I'm torn, should it count?  I see arguments both ways.

Quote from: wes on February 18, 2024, 01:18:02 PM
Brians got a severe case of Dunlops Disease.........his belly done lopped over his beltline!!  ;D


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Lartinos on February 19, 2024, 08:38:10 PM
He actually dressed like a normal person and not gay looking and people still gave him shit.

Someone with a gut that big trying to play it off as two shirts is pretty legendary though.

 :D
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: ThisisOverload on February 19, 2024, 09:32:28 PM
For a guy that has a landscaper, his yard sure looks like shit.
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: wes on February 19, 2024, 09:32:47 PM
Dunlops Disease is alive and well and Brian has a terminal case of it........add it to the list brother!
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Kwon on February 20, 2024, 11:10:44 AM
Quote from: wes on February 19, 2024, 09:32:47 PM
Dunlops Disease is alive and well and Brian has a terminal case of it........add it to the list brother!

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Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Gym Rat on February 21, 2024, 07:47:33 AM
"Dicky-Do disease"

When your gut sticks out farther than your Dicky Do...
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: beakdoctor on February 21, 2024, 09:53:40 AM
Is bitch tits listed on his list of ailments?
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:13:02 AM
Meanwhile this morning look at my massive gut. I am sure you all have much tighter midsections I am just a slob with a belly
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Dave D on February 21, 2024, 10:20:18 AM
Quote from: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:13:02 AM
Meanwhile this morning look at my massive gut. I am sure you all have much tighter midsections I am just a slob with a belly

What's with all the belts? Why arent you wearing so your pants fit properly?

I appreciate the big smile for the haters btw.
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: joswift on February 21, 2024, 10:20:53 AM
Quote from: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:13:02 AM
Meanwhile this morning look at my massive gut. I am sure you all have much tighter midsections I am just a slob with a belly

stop multiple posting you fucking stoner

What are you looking at in that photo, have you got a fly on the end of your nose?
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 21, 2024, 10:24:26 AM
Quote from: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:13:02 AM
Meanwhile this morning look at my massive gut. I am sure you all have much tighter midsections I am just a slob with a belly

101 faces - added to the list. 
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: beakdoctor on February 21, 2024, 10:52:53 AM
Quote from: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:13:02 AM
Meanwhile this morning look at my massive gut. I am sure you all have much tighter midsections I am just a slob with a belly

Good lord, didn't you say you weren't going to post your pictures for a month or longer.
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:54:03 AM
Quote from: beakdoctor on February 21, 2024, 10:52:53 AM
Good lord, didn't you say you weren't going to post your pictures for a month or longer.

Not when you all start threads making up lies about me
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 21, 2024, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:13:02 AM
Meanwhile this morning look at my massive gut. I am sure you all have much tighter midsections I am just a slob with a belly

The Pompadore is filling in nicely.   
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: Dave D on February 21, 2024, 11:00:49 AM
Quote from: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:54:03 AM
Not when you all start threads making up lies about me

Name names please. Who and what are the lies?

I'll have grape ape petition the Committee regarding this issue once the information has been submitted.
Title: Re: Does Dunlops Disease qualify as an ailment?
Post by: beakdoctor on February 21, 2024, 11:37:55 AM
Quote from: bhank on February 21, 2024, 10:54:03 AM
Not when you all start threads making up lies about me

That makes sense.

Brian - you all are lying about me again! What the fuck? Strangers on the internet, who don't know me, I don't know them, and they lie about me on a bodybuilding forum that has 12 members..... what should I do about this?

I know....

Obviously take a picture flexing my abs. Brilliant.  Should work.