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Title: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: MajorDomo on February 21, 2024, 02:50:47 PM
https://nypost.com/2024/02/21/lifestyle/gym-attendance-falls-flat-and-trainers-blame-ozempic-nausea/ (https://nypost.com/2024/02/21/lifestyle/gym-attendance-falls-flat-and-trainers-blame-ozempic-nausea/)

Gym attendance falls flat as Ozempic is blamed for causing people to vomit during workouts

Sounds perfect - gets all the skanks out of the gym, haha
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: deadz on February 21, 2024, 02:51:54 PM
https://nypost.com/2024/02/21/lifestyle/gym-attendance-falls-flat-and-trainers-blame-ozempic-nausea/ (https://nypost.com/2024/02/21/lifestyle/gym-attendance-falls-flat-and-trainers-blame-ozempic-nausea/)

Gym attendance falls flat as Ozempic is blamed for causing people to vomit during workouts

Sounds perfect - gets all the skanks out of the gym, haha
FATTIES never win!
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: dj181 on February 21, 2024, 02:54:06 PM
there is NO EASY WAY

what fucking pussies
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Fortress on February 21, 2024, 03:10:47 PM
I always hear commercials for this stuff.

What’s it for, herpes or something?
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: deadz on February 21, 2024, 03:12:09 PM
I always hear commercials for this stuff.

What’s it for, herpes or something?
People with 0 self control or discipline!
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Marty Champions on February 21, 2024, 03:13:37 PM
Really works for kelly osbourne
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Rambone on February 21, 2024, 03:56:28 PM
I always hear commercials for this stuff.

What’s it for, herpes or something?

AIDS!
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 21, 2024, 05:46:27 PM
Brings to mind the Xenical craze about 15 years ago.  Where people squirting orange diarrhea out of their asses during training.   You would see them duck walking to the locker room to clean up, leaving oily shit smelling streaks on the equipment.
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 21, 2024, 06:44:18 PM
So you take this diabetic drug and as a side effect it lowers weight? I read the side effects are vomiting and diarrhea.  You might look good with the weight loss but the girl licking your balls is in for a surprise. 
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Lartinos on February 21, 2024, 08:25:28 PM
Eventually governments will demand ultra fatties take it to protect the climate. (So they stop farting)
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Never1AShow on February 21, 2024, 08:41:57 PM
Brings to mind the Xenical craze about 15 years ago.  Where people squirting orange diarrhea out of their asses during training.   You would see them duck walking to the locker room to clean up, leaving oily shit smelling streaks on the equipment.

That's Orange Roughy, not Xenical, ask Denise R.
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: dj181 on February 21, 2024, 08:55:17 PM
Eventually governments will demand ultra fatties take it to protect the climate. (So they stop farting)

Nope

They want peeps fat and unhealthy

Why?

They make more $$$ selling thier cures
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Matt on February 21, 2024, 09:21:23 PM
Eventually governments will demand ultra fatties take it to protect the climate. (So they stop farting)

LOL! That's hilarious. 😂

But maybe dj181 is right - I think they push things under the *guise* of helping, that actually hurt us.

IMO, saying that cow farts are ruining the planet is just what they do to target healthy diets [eating animals is a good thing, IMO - makes us stronger + is the natural diet humans ate for millennia, and eating protein from meat apparently caused our brains to evolve to the extent they did].

But as dj181 said, they want us to be fat, since Big Pharma's profits aren't in the cures, but in us using subscription-based prescriptions while we are sick. That gives Big Pharma a continual flow of revenue. Curing disease doesn't do this. And us dying doesn't help Big Pharma, as they just lose a customer.

So the sweet spot is in us living with disease, while paying for prescriptions to keep us alive.

they complain about cow farts, I don't think they would target human farts, for the reasons above [credit to DJ for making that point]. Although I completely understand why you suggested that, but you are suggesting those pushing these trends are employing some logic to it. It just comes down to the bottom line.

On that note, the elites have an optics problem on their hands, as they demand us peons curb our emissions while they have limousines shipped in private jets to Davos to discuss human-caused climate change.  ::) I think stuff like that is why they will not get their ideas off the ground without force. Namely, they are all climate hypocrites.

https://www.wivb.com/news/report-al-gores-home-uses-34-times-as-much-energy-as-average-home/
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 21, 2024, 10:09:12 PM
FATTIES never win!
and winners never fat
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: dj181 on February 21, 2024, 10:44:27 PM
of course i'm right

big food is also in on it

and big tech brainwashes americants
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 22, 2024, 12:59:46 AM
and winners never fat
Kyriakos Grizzly would disagree.
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Taffin on February 22, 2024, 03:40:52 AM
I always hear commercials for this stuff.

What’s it for, herpes or something?

Really works for kelly osbourne

So herpes then


Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 22, 2024, 12:29:46 PM
Kyriakos Grizzly would disagree.
that is functional fat so he gets a pass
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: robcguns on February 22, 2024, 12:31:04 PM
I always hear commercials for this stuff.

What’s it for, herpes or something?

Diabetes. But everyone is getting it just to lose weight.
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Fortress on February 22, 2024, 02:47:55 PM
Diabetes. But everyone is getting it just to lose weight.

Oh. Thanks.
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: mops on February 22, 2024, 03:04:14 PM
Kyriakos Grizzly would disagree.

When it's moussaka day in the cafeteria

Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 23, 2024, 12:13:22 AM
^^^ He's a beast. ^^^
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Taffin on February 23, 2024, 05:22:23 AM
^^^ He's a beast. ^^^

With an inverted penis
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Flexacon on February 23, 2024, 08:05:11 AM
With an inverted penis

It's been a while since we've had a good MattC thread
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 24, 2024, 12:15:09 AM
With an inverted penis
???
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Taffin on February 24, 2024, 04:15:49 AM
???

Buried penis (sometimes called concealed penis or hidden penis) is when a penis of typical size is partially or fully hidden by the scrotum or excess tissue (fat or skin) in the pubic area. It can be congenital (the person is born with it), or it can be acquired later, most commonly due to obesity.1

http://www.verywellhealth.com/buried-penis-7254267 (http://www.verywellhealth.com/buried-penis-7254267)

I recommend you do NOT Google any images  :-X
Title: Re: Oh-Oh Ozempic
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 25, 2024, 12:14:44 AM
Buried penis (sometimes called concealed penis or hidden penis) is when a penis of typical size is partially or fully hidden by the scrotum or excess tissue (fat or skin) in the pubic area. It can be congenital (the person is born with it), or it can be acquired later, most commonly due to obesity.1

http://www.verywellhealth.com/buried-penis-7254267 (http://www.verywellhealth.com/buried-penis-7254267)

I recommend you do NOT Google any images  :-X
I won't.