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Title: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 19, 2024, 04:44:38 AM
(https://e3.365dm.com/24/03/1600x900/skynews-aaron-taylor-johnson_6494660.jpg?20240319105123)
https://news.sky.com/story/aaron-taylor-johnson-chosen-as-next-james-bond-reports-say-13097868
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Rambone on March 19, 2024, 04:50:38 AM
I was expecting a woman of color
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 19, 2024, 04:51:35 AM
I was expecting a woman of color
he probably indentified as one to secure the role
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: IroNat on March 19, 2024, 05:06:25 AM
He'll clean up well.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Flexacon on March 19, 2024, 05:07:17 AM
Decent enough choice, but his taste in women...

Not his mum. His beard wife that's like twice his age

(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: MAXX on March 19, 2024, 05:08:03 AM
I'm appalled they didn't cast a black transgender dyke for the role  >:(
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Rambone on March 19, 2024, 05:08:14 AM
Decent enough choice, but his taste in women...

Not his mum. His beard wife that's like twice his age

(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)

Looks related to Matt C here
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Hulkotron on March 19, 2024, 05:08:59 AM
Definitely some MattC vibes
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 19, 2024, 05:10:03 AM
(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)
Matt C with JustPlaneJane?
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: BigRo on March 19, 2024, 05:11:47 AM
Really, I could do better than that.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: funk51 on March 19, 2024, 05:47:53 AM
(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)
Matt C with JustPlaneJane?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  good one.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: funk51 on March 19, 2024, 05:51:16 AM
Decent enough choice, but his taste in women...

Not his mum. His beard wife that's like twice his age

(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)
  Looks like he's taking the Robert wolders route.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: G_Thang on March 19, 2024, 07:51:11 AM
1. Bland AF in Godzilla
2. Not British, Carl
3. Sucking Johnson's to get this role
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: falco on March 19, 2024, 07:57:20 AM
I thought i would see a korean transgender woman.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Rambone on March 19, 2024, 08:00:30 AM
  Looks like he's taking the Doc Holliday route.

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7b/14/60/7b146008759d5a4a7e4caae66917920a.jpg)


Fixed thanks to Big Nose Kate
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 19, 2024, 08:03:13 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=691476.0;attach=1498505;image)

big dude
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Tapeworm on March 19, 2024, 08:09:38 AM
Fixed thanks to Big Nose Kate

Jesus, it's Clinger!
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Kwon on March 19, 2024, 08:16:32 AM
(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)
Matt C with JustPlaneJane?

He is also, Kraven

Title: Re: New 007
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 19, 2024, 08:32:22 AM
At least some sanity still exists in this world.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Les Grossman on March 19, 2024, 08:52:21 AM
(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)
Matt C with JustPlaneJane?

No, Jane is at least 6” taller than Matt, much prettier than that woman, and the guy in the photo doesn’t seem to have Downs Syndrome.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 21, 2024, 12:48:32 AM
(https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/land/1000/s/sam-and-aaron-taylor-johnson-at-the-golden-globes-1112a86c68.jpg)
Matt C with JustPlaneJane?
Hideous looking woman. She must have a nice personality. I like his look better than Craig. No homo.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 21, 2024, 12:54:14 AM
Said hes not doing the role now because he doesnt want to spoil his "brand" by getting typecast in action movies

prick
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: BigRo on March 21, 2024, 02:20:10 AM
The name is Ro, Big Ro.  8)
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Raymondo on March 21, 2024, 02:25:05 AM
Said hes not doing the role now because he doesnt want to spoil his "brand" by getting typecast in action movies

prick

Translation: they wanted me to sign for six movies but only paid $5 milllion per.

No deal.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: BB on March 21, 2024, 04:17:01 AM
Looks related to Matt C here     

MattC good looks, plus Bond? The autistic alpha male market waits with bated breath.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Donny on March 21, 2024, 04:35:11 AM
Lewis Collins should have been Bond. He was classed as too rough for the role. Ex TA Para & i read he passed TA SAS selection but was not Badged due to his public image.
TA is for the Americans a part time Military force like your Reserves (i think)

Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 21, 2024, 11:57:15 PM
Said hes not doing the role now because he doesnt want to spoil his "brand" by getting typecast in action movies

prick
So I guess we'll be getting a black lesbian Bond after all.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 22, 2024, 01:19:05 AM
So I guess we'll be getting a black lesbian Bond after all.
007 in the last movie was a black woman
Bond lost his number
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: _bruce_ on March 22, 2024, 02:33:26 AM

Matt C will be a stunt doube in the tire flipping- and parsh shower scenes.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: sculpture on March 22, 2024, 04:49:51 AM
So this dude could be banging Hollywood chicks yet he chooses that

Something is definitely not right

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Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Hulkotron on March 22, 2024, 04:55:14 AM
So he's not doing it now?

Richard Madden should do it, he'd be a good Bond (nh).
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 22, 2024, 04:57:30 AM
So he's not doing it now?

Richard Madden should do it, he'd be a good Bond (nh).
iconic film roles are not for him apparently, doesnt want to "ruin his brand"

For a guy who was in "kick ass" not sure what his point is
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: SweetDaddySiki on March 22, 2024, 05:57:23 AM
So this dude could be banging Hollywood chicks yet he chooses that

Something is definitely not right

(http://)

I saw them once at a steak house in London. When the food came, she cut up his steak with her knife for him. She made him wear a bib so that he wouldn't get A1 on his clothes and she would wipe his mouth often. She made sure he ate everything on his plate including his vegetables. "Good boy!" she said.
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: joswift on March 22, 2024, 06:01:35 AM
I saw them once at a steak house in London. When the food came, she cut up his steak with her knife for him. She made him wear a bib so that he wouldn't get A1 on his clothes and she would wipe his mouth often. She made sure he ate everything on his plate including his vegetables. "Good boy!" she said.
Husband and wife in a restaurant with two disabled kids, waiter asks them to order
Dad says "my wife and I will have the steak", waiter says "vegetables?"
Dad says " they will have what were having"
Title: Re: New 007
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 23, 2024, 12:03:27 AM
007 in the last movie was a black woman
Bond lost his number
I forgot.