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Title: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 01, 2024, 02:53:03 AM
How do I cope with all these geek billionaires ???
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: oldtimer1 on April 01, 2024, 03:43:55 AM
Become a plumber, electrician, counter top guy, etc in a density rich state and make 130K plus a year without trying.  You will be making a million in under 10 years. Invest 15% of your income in a tax deferred plan like a 457.  Then pre pay your mortgage monthly.  Make that 30 year fixed mortgage a 20 year one by prepaying the principal monthly.  Before you know it you will be worth a million between the equity in your house and the money in the tax deferred account. In your 50's sell your paid off house and cash in on your deferred retirement funds. You will have a million.  Down size to a small condo and paid it off in one shot, buy a two seater Mercedes and have a young chick on the side.  Work at plumbing or what ever two to three days a week now. Hit the gym with all your free time.  Then you get depressed and wonder why you have all this money but your life sucks. Your wife gets half your money in a settlement when she leaves you. You then say fuck it and buy all the vials and syringes you can get. You look like a monster.  Then you have some trouble pissing and get dizzy walking up a flight of stairs. Doc tells you have heart disease and enlarged prostate.  In short order you have a minor stroke and are now weak on one side and have a speech impediment. Your urologist tells you to stop using or you will be sticking a tube up your penis to pee for the rest of your life.  He then gives you pills to chemically castrate you to stop testosterone production to slow the prostate growth. Now you can't get it up and you keep playing with it but all you can get is a semi chub. As you get weaker you think it's the lack of testosterone but you are now diagnosed with cancer. You then delete your get big account and wonder why you ever listened to a guy named Oldtimer1.   
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 01, 2024, 07:52:21 AM
Why did you edit your post ??? The initial one was negative enough
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Grape Ape on April 01, 2024, 07:55:44 AM
So we're at this point in the gimmick cycle?

Might has well delete and start anew.
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: GymnJuice on April 01, 2024, 07:56:40 AM
Move back home
1 US dollar = 391 Armenian Drams
Millionaire in no time
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 01, 2024, 08:01:42 AM
So we're at this point in the gimmick cycle?

Might has well delete and start anew.
Quitters never win
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Taffin on April 01, 2024, 08:10:36 AM
How do I cope with all these geek billionaires ???

So you want to be an Amerian millionair..?

Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Rambone on April 01, 2024, 08:12:27 AM
It’s probably time to sell your precious pile of soiled thongs
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Grape Ape on April 01, 2024, 08:41:00 AM
Quitters never win

For the benefit of us all, please challenge this theory.
Title: Re: After years and years of slaving I am still not even close to being a millionair
Post by: Taffin on April 01, 2024, 08:42:34 AM
For the benefit of us all, please hallenge this theory.

Hahahahaaa!  Brilliat! ;D