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Title: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 08:23:31 PM
This is Team Jesus' meeting ground to discuss many pressing issues.

New topics of interests:

Johnny Apollo
Bast175
Raziel
Superstarbillygraham

Let us teach these young naive souls the ways of the Christ.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: OzmO on May 03, 2006, 08:30:13 PM
Shouldn't it be more like a Christ-Fortress?
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 08:34:23 PM
We need to turn those evil souls back into the light.

superstar has some good in him.
Bast is completely brain washed
Raziel is a comic imitator who needs a good lesson in respect
Johnny may or may not have been raped by a priest.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 08:41:38 PM
For Bast we have to wiggle a shinny object in order to bring him into the circle of joy. Then once he is in and there are strong minded men whom bast would respect we tell him all the benefits of eternal life.

For Johnny Apollo it will be more difficult. We would need to tie him and his twin brother to the chair and spray some holly water on him all the while a priest performs and exorcism.

Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 08:49:59 PM
Doesn't look like we'll need much help..

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=61093.msg1019104#msg1019104

..but then again, they are powered by the dark spirit so let us summon them our brothers in the faith.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: War-Horse on May 03, 2006, 09:01:32 PM
Cool, Im in the Christcave. ;D   Wheres the car???    Long live Alexxx for his crazy funny stuff. ;D
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 09:02:55 PM
Cool, Im in the Christcave. ;D   Wheres the car???    Long live Alexxx for his crazy funny stuff. ;D

Our charriot is made of 7 magnificent great white horses and is faster than any man powered vehicle. :)
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: War-Horse on May 03, 2006, 09:05:27 PM
Our charriot is made of 7 magnificent great white horses and is faster than any man powered vehicle. :)

Cool, can we put those spikey bladed things on the wheels???    That will be the only way some of those guys will ever get "cut". ;D
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2006, 09:06:13 PM
do any of yall realize how Y boardish and  " i waited 2 days in line to see starwars" this is>?
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 09:10:20 PM
do any of yall realize how Y boardish and  " i waited 2 days in line to see starwars" this is>?

Team Jesus welcomes you. But if you must walk into our holly ground you must repent and accept the inevitable!
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2006, 09:31:08 PM
Team Jesus welcomes you. But if you must walk into our holly ground you must repent and accept the inevitable!

i talked like that when i ws 6..   ::)

you'r like that old dude in spandez in the gym..that idiot that really really believes that he looks cool..

hey you r bob chick!  8)
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Unknown8471 on May 03, 2006, 09:35:50 PM
i talked like that when i ws 6..   ::)

you'r like that old dude in spandez in the gym..that idiot that really really believes that he looks cool..

hey you r bob chick!  8)

lol! ownd!
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2006, 09:38:37 PM
lol! ownd!

thanx..eh but a true pwning is when it goes to the point where ya blurt our "oh my fucking god" without meaning to

sarcasm..the squad..lucious..and all the noobs missed the X glory days..

when geo used to wake up on fire...LSD still ws around Dan D roamed free...and it wasn't childish dribble..it ws original..stuff that made ya crack up and also go " dayuuuum ..fucking-A..
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: LuciusFox on May 03, 2006, 09:41:52 PM
thanx..eh but a true pwning is when it goes to the point where ya blurt our "oh my fucking god" without meaning to

sarcasm..the squad..lucious..and all the noobs missed the X glory days..

when geo used to wake up on fire...LSD still ws around Dan D roamed free...and it wasn't childish dribble..it ws original..stuff that made ya crack up and also go " dayuuuum ..fucking-A..

 Christ really is cool ::) If the old X-Board wasn't filled with the Holy Spirit, I would never have wanted to be a part of it. ::)
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2006, 09:46:04 PM
Christ really is cool ::) If the old X-Board wasn't filled with the Holy Spirit, I would never have wanted to be a part of it. ::)

i'm gonna go get a tooth brish and shove it up my ass once more..

juuuust so i can feel some damn thing from that post of yours noob.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: LuciusFox on May 04, 2006, 06:29:56 AM
 Warning, Team Jesus,  Ron sent me a PM saying that we have to stop the mass witnessing on the G & O.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 04, 2006, 08:47:22 AM
Warning, Team Jesus,  Ron sent me a PM saying that we have to stop the mass witnessing on the G & O.

OMG that is terrible news! :(


We must somehow redirect them to this board!
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: War-Horse on May 04, 2006, 11:11:56 AM
OMG that is terrible news! :(


We must somehow redirect them to this board!

We thought ron was a prophet. :-[  Instead hes just a normal guy, with balance in his life, and smart enough to keep the cults in their place. >:(

Ron must be a prophet. ;D
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 04, 2006, 11:48:35 AM
OMG that is terrible news! :(


We must somehow redirect them to this board!
wow----I guess people cant deal with positivity anymore--------------I had mad posts deleted that were not at all negative or offensive---------------


is Team Jesus banned from the G&O board----------Ron should give us the an alphabet board--umm how about board J----------------

and Toxic if we are so boring and childish --why would you follow us here hmmmm---I think someone is jealous of our relationship to Jesus
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 04, 2006, 11:57:59 AM
Yes! let us request JC board. We can discuss many pressing topics and keep track of our mission.  8)
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 04, 2006, 11:59:29 AM
Yes! let us request JC board. We can discuss many pressing topics and keep track of our mission.  8)
yes there are more of us than the squad and they got their "gay joke" board
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 04, 2006, 12:01:14 PM
Quick somebody post that on the comments boards.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 04, 2006, 12:07:28 PM
Quick somebody post that on the comments boards.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=69817.0
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Dingleberry on May 04, 2006, 01:31:21 PM
I think you guys should moderate the 18+ adult board  :D
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 04, 2006, 01:50:10 PM
I think you guys should moderate the 18+ adult board  :D
yes that does sound interesting :)
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: LuciusFox on May 04, 2006, 02:21:53 PM
 We should be fine here ;D
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Migs on May 04, 2006, 06:47:46 PM
this is all very scarey.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 04, 2006, 06:58:10 PM
We are merely stating facts. Jesus was here to save us. Whats scary is the fate of those who turn they're ears.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Migs on May 04, 2006, 08:53:19 PM
not saying that that Jesus is scarey.  Merely the lets go convert everyone into our belief system.  i have no qualms with JC, he'a a cool cat.  Just saying that people get too overzealous is all.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 05, 2006, 08:08:27 AM
Well we hope that when we convert them they shall become better people in everyday situations.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: LuciusFox on May 05, 2006, 08:29:25 PM
Well we hope that when we convert them they shall become better people in everyday situations.

  Yes Alexxx, we will save the world!
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Migs on May 06, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
what maked them better people?  Let's say, for example, that I am something other than christian and i volunteer at a food bank feeding the homeless and the needy, then go to work where i am a surgeon that does charity work by operating on children and elderly that are poor.  Then i go home spend time with my family, don't cheat on my wife and i am hospitable to everyone i meet.  Why then does you conversion make me a better person? 
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: thisiskeith12 on May 07, 2006, 08:29:40 AM
I still think we need our own board. So we can log every detail in our journey!
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Migs on May 07, 2006, 09:48:42 AM
Personally speaking (this aint a gimmick for me), christianity doesnt make you a better person.. Christianity is more like a guide or an example to lead your life.

OK AVBG.  But Do you see what I am saying.  If you are doing good things and living a god life, how does converting to Christianity make you become a better person as Alexxx states.  Not trying to debate, just curious.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 07, 2006, 12:21:47 PM
Migs, I see exactly what you are saying.If your leading a virtuous life, converting per se wont make you a better person.

no it may..

lets say you have a king and a servant that leads the life he wants to other than what the king had planned for him. The servant ventures up into some wild journey and the oath he swore to his king, he no longer follows. After a while the king will get angry at him for losing his way but a lot happier once he finds him.

moral of the story is: you are a lost sheep.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: Migs on May 07, 2006, 03:08:38 PM
no not a lost sheep.  Leading a good life, a clean and well meaning life no one is lost.  I'm not saying that ywhat you believe in is wrong.  I'm saying that you accept all people regardless of religion as long as they are good people.  I don't try and disuad people from Christ.  but I also don't profess that by belieivng in him that they are better people for it.  The majority of the "born-again" or "found" people i have met are the most hipocritical and conieving i have ever met.
Title: Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
Post by: alexxx on May 07, 2006, 03:15:58 PM
no not a lost sheep.  Leading a good life, a clean and well meaning life no one is lost.  I'm not saying that ywhat you believe in is wrong.  I'm saying that you accept all people regardless of religion as long as they are good people.  I don't try and disuad people from Christ.  but I also don't profess that by belieivng in him that they are better people for it.  The majority of the "born-again" or "found" people i have met are the most hipocritical and conieving i have ever met.

true! there are bad apples everywhere!

Well once you get to the perly gates that will be the day of judgement. It is not for mere men to decide who goes to heaven or hell.