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Title: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: CalorieKing on June 16, 2025, 08:35:27 PM
So  I messaged MattC on facebook (from my fake account) that Im coming through Thunder Bay. Someone, said it was his mom from another account came on and messaged me saying Matt wont be able to message back. I explained who I was and she said she would talk to him and  see if its ok for her to release info about him to me. I never heard from her again, but he is 100% either in jail or the psych ward. Anyways, I cant find matt on facebook anymore and his last instagram post was january 21 so something is definitely up, and I lean jail cause if it was psych ward they get their phones and have access to social media after a bit (or so I heard  :-X :-X)

edit--I found his facebook, last post April 7  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100069508251538
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Gimmick1 on June 16, 2025, 08:50:21 PM
I have to admit I am friends with him on 2 social media platforms I could message him and find out
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: affeman on June 16, 2025, 11:12:18 PM
His enthusiasm for men in thongs drove him nuts. He's probably somewhere in the nuthouse in a straitjacket bubbling incoherently how Ruhl's 2001 NOC package is still unparalleled at this point :D
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Gimmick1 on June 16, 2025, 11:36:08 PM
I checked his other Facebook account his last message on it is from me 11 weeks ago in feb asking him if he is ok and where he has been. He is no longer able to  accept messages on that account even though it shows we are friends. On his instagram there has been no activity for 6 months and that was again me checking in on him but he did respond at that time his other account has more recent April activity but he is def missing
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 17, 2025, 04:02:11 AM
Our boy is doing hard time. He had an ongoing case that didn't look promising; even his cut-throat Jewish lawyer couldn't get him out of this one. From what I hear, he's the daddy of the wing now. He's busy licking female warden's slits through the bars and trying to solve the Collatz conjecture.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: hench on June 17, 2025, 06:38:11 AM
Shooting "ropes" through the prison bars perhaps? ;D
Our boy is doing hard time. He had an ongoing case that didn't look promising; even his cut-throat Jewish lawyer couldn't get him out of this one. From what I hear, he's the daddy of the wing now. He's busy licking female warden's slits through the bars and trying to solve the Collatz conjecture.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Lartinos on June 17, 2025, 06:53:21 AM
Too bad he didn’t go down like his twin in Miami who just went berserk in public.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 17, 2025, 07:15:59 AM
Shooting "ropes" through the prison bars perhaps? ;D

Ala Miggs from Silence of The Lambs. “I broke my wrist!”
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: oldschoolfan on June 17, 2025, 10:36:38 AM
so is matt canning really in prison?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: BB on June 17, 2025, 11:48:41 AM
Matt chatting with a woman -

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/488997870_965388825788050_4741380639250974452_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=TAE5GbP9yysQ7kNvwEumYiA&_nc_oc=AdmwD4A6zVd1TnksPXHxJr2ayP2RHT6sBduFzdHMvTtlqtPTVR91SD74UKtMxKVatzHJGMINacqtN7rFEiDI0tXW&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=RFUNLFZtIf1XXzZP7MN2vA&oh=00_AfNreBxR30wQlUdia6F61t5YzYDqtpYPZpbk6XL9x0lC7w&oe=685784B5 .

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Matt talking to / getting too comfortable, and vaguely threatening a prosecutor maybe -

1) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705144389752&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

2) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705177723082&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

3) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705227723077&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

4) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705267723073&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

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100% he talked himself into a problem.

Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Grape Ape on June 17, 2025, 12:14:24 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/ivadSV6MFoQAAAAd/well-ok-then.gif)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: GymnJuice on June 17, 2025, 01:51:53 PM
Matt chatting with a woman -

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/488997870_965388825788050_4741380639250974452_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=TAE5GbP9yysQ7kNvwEumYiA&_nc_oc=AdmwD4A6zVd1TnksPXHxJr2ayP2RHT6sBduFzdHMvTtlqtPTVR91SD74UKtMxKVatzHJGMINacqtN7rFEiDI0tXW&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=RFUNLFZtIf1XXzZP7MN2vA&oh=00_AfNreBxR30wQlUdia6F61t5YzYDqtpYPZpbk6XL9x0lC7w&oe=685784B5 .

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Matt talking to / getting too comfortable, and vaguely threatening a prosecutor maybe -

1) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705144389752&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

2) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705177723082&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

3) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705227723077&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

4) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705267723073&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

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100% he talked himself into a problem.

She doesn't know what she's missing! If he had shown those Peter North ropes to her instead of Prime he wouldn't be in this predicament.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Grape Ape on June 17, 2025, 02:37:28 PM
In matt's mind, those letters were accomplishing........... .........something.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Hulkotron on June 17, 2025, 04:22:13 PM
I think he is on a business trip.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: delon on June 17, 2025, 04:25:49 PM
Maybe Matt has gone Mangione off-the-grid ahead of a big revolutionary statement


Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Rambone on June 17, 2025, 04:32:51 PM
Fishy scent
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 17, 2025, 04:45:33 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/ivadSV6MFoQAAAAd/well-ok-then.gif)


What’s up with that?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: CalorieKing on June 17, 2025, 04:54:06 PM
I am in/go through Thunder Bay on Friday. Ill take some photographs
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Earl1972 on June 17, 2025, 05:00:54 PM
His enthusiasm for men in thongs drove him nuts. He's probably somewhere in the nuthouse in a straitjacket bubbling incoherently how Ruhl's 2001 NOC package is still unparalleled at this point :D

2002 not 2001

E
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on June 17, 2025, 05:04:56 PM
Matt: I hope you are okay.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Sandrock on June 17, 2025, 06:23:37 PM
Matt chatting with a woman -

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/488997870_965388825788050_4741380639250974452_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=TAE5GbP9yysQ7kNvwEumYiA&_nc_oc=AdmwD4A6zVd1TnksPXHxJr2ayP2RHT6sBduFzdHMvTtlqtPTVR91SD74UKtMxKVatzHJGMINacqtN7rFEiDI0tXW&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=RFUNLFZtIf1XXzZP7MN2vA&oh=00_AfNreBxR30wQlUdia6F61t5YzYDqtpYPZpbk6XL9x0lC7w&oe=685784B5 .

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Matt talking to / getting too comfortable, and vaguely threatening a prosecutor maybe -

1) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705144389752&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

2) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705177723082&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

3) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705227723077&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

4) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705267723073&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

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100% he talked himself into a problem.

Matt offering to be a vigilante protector to a cop.  I like to envision vigilante Matt completely naked save for a Bane mask(from Dark Knight Rises) armed only with a knife and a rock hard erection.  He also uses the Bane voice to hide his secret identity.  Nobody tell him Bane was the bad guy.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Grape Ape on June 17, 2025, 07:11:29 PM
I like to envision vigilante Matt completely naked save for a Bane mask

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/MxiIMcdc45wAAAAC/i-got-news-for-you-that-means-youre-gay.gif)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 17, 2025, 08:12:22 PM
so is matt canning really in prison?

Yeah, I'm not joking. He had a trial after being charged with threatening the Office of the Crown. He kept sending them letters promising to kill anyone who violated his medical privacy rights again. He refused to accept a plea deal and his first lawyer dropped him because he couldn’t handle the walls of text. It all stems from his autism-based mask exemption during the COVID era.

There's a small chance he's just abandoned posting on the internet, but if there's one thing our king of kangz loves, it's typing out a nice tirade. I hope he got a comfy psych ward as opposed to prison.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: AbrahamG on June 17, 2025, 10:11:43 PM
Yeah, I'm not joking. He had a trial after being charged with threatening the Office of the Crown. He kept sending them letters promising to kill anyone who violated his medical privacy rights again. He refused to accept a plea deal and his first lawyer dropped him because he couldn’t handle the walls of text. It all stems from his autism-based mask exemption during the COVID era.

There's a small chance he's just abandoned posting on the internet, but if there's one thing our king of kangz loves, it's typing out a nice tirade. I hope he got a comfy psych ward as opposed to prison.

GOLD!
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: rick doot on June 17, 2025, 11:23:31 PM
There's no jail that can hold the Horny King and his 5.45 inch, diamond cutting rod of steel.

Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: delon on June 17, 2025, 11:48:07 PM
Nothing to see here

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=661208.0;attach=1470874;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=661208.0;attach=1470933;image)


Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: AbrahamG on June 18, 2025, 12:15:58 AM
Travis Bickle vibes.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 18, 2025, 12:52:02 AM
Some vets on here often called for his banning, but I miss him and hope he isn't doing hard time 8)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: AbrahamG on June 18, 2025, 01:53:27 AM
Some vets on here often called for his banning, but I miss him and hope he isn't doing hard time 8)

Me too.  Calling for anyones banning here is a puss move.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 18, 2025, 02:59:38 AM
Me too.  Calling for anyones banning here is a puss move.


Not banning is what makes getbig, getbig, that's the one thing that is pretty unique, the whole reason we are all here. Plenty of heavily policed forums around if you prefer that 8)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: oldschoolfan on June 18, 2025, 04:13:05 AM
Yeah, I'm not joking. He had a trial after being charged with threatening the Office of the Crown. He kept sending them letters promising to kill anyone who violated his medical privacy rights again. He refused to accept a plea deal and his first lawyer dropped him because he couldn’t handle the walls of text. It all stems from his autism-based mask exemption during the COVID era.

There's a small chance he's just abandoned posting on the internet, but if there's one thing our king of kangz loves, it's typing out a nice tirade. I hope he got a comfy psych ward as opposed to prison.

ouch, i am surprised he pushed it that far, fuck i had to wear a mask at work for almost two years it was mandatory or lose my job, i sure as well would not go to jail over a mask thats for sure, i cant beleive he kept writing them letters threatening to kill them.  that can get you some serious time
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Kwon on June 18, 2025, 06:26:22 AM
We need Matt Canning

Not Matt Banning
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Lartinos on June 18, 2025, 06:27:57 AM
ouch, i am surprised he pushed it that far, fuck i had to wear a mask at work for almost two years it was mandatory or lose my job, i sure as well would not go to jail over a mask thats for sure, i cant beleive he kept writing them letters threatening to kill them.  that can get you some serious time

As crazy as he is I’m glad some people stand up for injustice.

Wearing a mask on a plane was the worst of the lockdowns era for me.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: illuminati on June 18, 2025, 06:29:51 AM
As crazy as he is I’m glad some people stand up for injustice.

Wearing a mask on a plane was the worst of the lockdowns era for me.

Should've just made up an exemption letter from your Doctor.
Simple - & no silly face nappy wearing.  ;D
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Tennisballz on June 18, 2025, 06:46:50 AM
It doesn't surprise me if he ended up getting in trouble with the law.  He always talked about being rebellious with the mask and covid bs and he clearly has autism.  He has a home here and I hope he comes back along with all the other controversial characters here.  At one point he was undoubtedly the strongest 170 pounder on the board so there's that I guess....
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: CalorieKing on June 18, 2025, 07:12:27 AM
I remember on facebook he went on some long banter about he will stab a police officer,....Im gonna guess that didnt help his case at all
Im fully confident we can say he is in Thunder Bay jail

Im calling today although Im pretty sure they wont say if he is an inmate, but if they do Im gonna send him some canteen money
granted, he has more money than I can even think about
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Dave D on June 18, 2025, 09:45:00 AM
Matt chatting with a woman -

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/488997870_965388825788050_4741380639250974452_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=TAE5GbP9yysQ7kNvwEumYiA&_nc_oc=AdmwD4A6zVd1TnksPXHxJr2ayP2RHT6sBduFzdHMvTtlqtPTVR91SD74UKtMxKVatzHJGMINacqtN7rFEiDI0tXW&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=RFUNLFZtIf1XXzZP7MN2vA&oh=00_AfNreBxR30wQlUdia6F61t5YzYDqtpYPZpbk6XL9x0lC7w&oe=685784B5 .

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Matt talking to / getting too comfortable, and vaguely threatening a prosecutor maybe -

1) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705144389752&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

2) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705177723082&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

3) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705227723077&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

4) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705267723073&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

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100% he talked himself into a problem.

Matt went full retard? Everyone knows you don’t go full retard.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Griffith on June 18, 2025, 12:08:00 PM
"If you feel you can't live with me, I can buy the house next door to you."

I will be using this line from now on.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Grape Ape on June 18, 2025, 12:47:34 PM
Matt went full retard? Everyone knows you don’t go full retard.

Always was - we saw his lifting form.

He just let it out to the world.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: oldschoolfan on June 18, 2025, 01:48:20 PM
i wonder how many years matt got
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: falco on June 18, 2025, 01:49:51 PM
Matt is ok in my book.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: King Shizzo on June 18, 2025, 02:22:24 PM
Matt is ok in my book.
Nobody reads your book.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Flexacon on June 18, 2025, 03:10:19 PM
There's no jail that can hold the Horny King and his 5.45 inch, diamond cutting rod of steel.

Don't do MattC dirty like that. It's 6.45 and pretty as hell
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: GymnJuice on June 18, 2025, 06:10:11 PM
Is he allowed a pen pal in jail?

Asking for prime...
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: AbrahamG on June 18, 2025, 06:11:32 PM
Wonder if he'll eventually resort to eating fishy assholes?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: affeman on June 18, 2025, 11:48:22 PM
Nobody reads your book.

(https://i.gifer.com/4yQT.gif)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: rocket on June 19, 2025, 03:13:04 AM
Matt is a good fella, I hope he can come back to reality.

Him and Bhank are similar - they're sort of damaged by how cheap their lives are.  I think the phrase "has too much time on their hands" is a loathsome weapon used to devalue people's pastimes but in the case of those two, you can see the damage of having it.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: GymnJuice on June 19, 2025, 03:47:18 AM
Matt is a good fella, I hope he can come back to reality.

Him and Bhank are similar - they're sort of damaged by how cheap their lives are.  I think the phrase "has too much time on their hands" is a loathsome weapon used to devalue people's pastimes but in the case of those two, you can see the damage of having it.

(https://i.ibb.co/YN8P6Zz/tvbh-vs-tcmc.jpg)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 19, 2025, 05:39:17 AM
I told Matt a long time ago that he could look absolutely incredible within a few months on a proper stack, still quite conservative doses but not this 12.5-25mg of Anadrol for a few weeks baloney. Completely paranoid about his health. Yeah drugs aren't healthy but what's 4-6 months on a reasonable stack you know... could do this just once to see what's up, take plenty of pics for posterity. Hardheaded :D
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: _bruce_ on June 19, 2025, 06:46:23 AM


Matt is autistic which is unfortunately a huge disadvantage especially in modern society.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 19, 2025, 06:58:16 AM

Matt is autistic which is unfortunately a huge disadvantage especially in modern society.

But it's on a spectrum :D

Elon Musk, another autist, has done well...
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: King Shizzo on June 19, 2025, 07:19:50 AM
(https://i.gifer.com/4yQT.gif)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: _bruce_ on June 19, 2025, 09:21:47 AM
But it's on a spectrum :D

Elon Musk, another autist, has done well...

Matt's autism can't be modeled by scientific means - if a simple graph would be used to express worsening of symptoms it would be a vertical line...  :D
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: CalorieKing on June 19, 2025, 10:15:41 AM
I just got off phone with Thunder Bay jail. He is not an inmate. That means hes either federal,more than 2 years, or psych ward
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 19, 2025, 11:00:23 AM
I just got off phone with Thunder Bay jail. He is not an inmate. That means hes either federal,more than 2 years, or psych ward

Holy fuck. Imagine if they actually threw the book at him and he's in fed, hahaha. Hopefully they have a chain gang; he'd enjoy that.

Would they lock him in a psych ward for this length of time? Seems a bit excessive for a few harmless threats to slit everyone's throats.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Rambone on June 19, 2025, 12:33:30 PM
Holy fuck. Imagine if they actually threw the book at him and he's in fed, hahaha. Hopefully they have a chain gain; he'd enjoy that.

Would they lock him in a psych ward for this length of time? Seems a bit excessive for a few harmless threats to slit everyone's throats.

He went from sniffing fishy slits to slitting people’s throats. Talk about 0 to 100
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Never1AShow on June 19, 2025, 12:37:10 PM
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: GymnJuice on June 19, 2025, 01:34:34 PM
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes

 ;D
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Flexacon on June 19, 2025, 02:17:16 PM
I just got off phone with Thunder Bay jail. He is not an inmate. That means hes either federal,more than 2 years, or psych ward

Let's hope he's just band from accessing the internet or something
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Earl1972 on June 19, 2025, 05:12:51 PM
can anybody find a police report?

E
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Sandrock on June 19, 2025, 08:07:39 PM
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes

Hahahaha  All timer post here!

Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Griffith on June 20, 2025, 09:46:40 AM
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.

Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: oldschoolfan on June 20, 2025, 10:06:26 AM
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.

especially a few years in federal prison. not worth it at all
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Grape Ape on June 20, 2025, 11:57:44 AM
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.



You think he's going that deep into thought on the big picture?

The dude used to rant on facebook about walter sobchak
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: MajorDomo on June 20, 2025, 12:12:57 PM
Matt's the kind of guy who dresses in camo and ends up on a rooftop.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: rocket on June 20, 2025, 06:52:11 PM
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.



Matt has lower respect for his free time than probably you or I.  He has had so much of it over the last few years.  He's a normal rational sperg that has fermented a bit too long on his own.  I'm sure if he read this, he'd be unhappy with the sentiment but that is because he has convinced himself that the path to righteousness is to completely pursue autonomy, at the detriment of the real freedom he has.  Hopefully, he can calm down and find his way back to normality.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: AbrahamG on June 20, 2025, 07:08:53 PM


You think he's going that deep into thought on the big picture?

The dude used to rant on facebook about walter sobchak

Walter hasn't returned yet nor has "Jane". 
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Flexacon on June 21, 2025, 04:56:19 AM
Matt's the kind of guy who dresses in camo and ends up on a rooftop.

Currently Matt's the kind of guy who dresses in fish net tights, heels and sleeps on the top bunk  :'(
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 21, 2025, 05:00:49 AM
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.


For as much as he professes to hate “them” this type of behavior would be very similar. No thought of the future, just like a toddler. Maybe when they came to arrest him, he “axed to speak to they supervisor”?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 21, 2025, 05:40:39 AM
Walter hasn't returned yet nor has "Jane".

Watch him be all three.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 21, 2025, 05:46:03 AM
Yeah, I'm not joking. He had a trial after being charged with threatening the Office of the Crown. He kept sending them letters promising to kill anyone who violated his medical privacy rights again. He refused to accept a plea deal and his first lawyer dropped him because he couldn’t handle the walls of text. It all stems from his autism-based mask exemption during the COVID era.

There's a small chance he's just abandoned posting on the internet, but if there's one thing our king of kangz loves, it's typing out a nice tirade. I hope he got a comfy psych ward as opposed to prison.

I remember his rants on here.  Far out.   What I remember most was his ticking time bomb persona where he kept promising to "do something" on a  certain date, then that day would come and he would move the date again, until it passed with him doing nothing and then it was a new date.... it was when the mandate was officially coming to a planned close that he posted "if they didn't do something by (a date that was two months after the end date) then he was going on the attack.  I laughed and pointed out he failed to act on his previous claims and that it was easy to set a date so far in the future to pad his claims - and instantly got multiple DMs from him that were pages long.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 21, 2025, 06:28:05 AM
I remember his rants on here.  Far out.   What I remember most was his ticking time bomb persona where he kept promising to "do something" on a  certain date, then that day would come and he would move the date again, until it passed with him doing nothing and then it was a new date.... it was when the mandate was officially coming to a planned close that he posted "if they didn't do something by (a date that was two months after the end date) then he was going on the attack.  I laughed and pointed out he failed to act on his previous claims and that it was easy to set a date so far in the future to pad his claims - and instantly got multiple DMs from him that were pages long.


Hey…you’re not referring to Trump and his “they have two weeks” are you?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: GymnJuice on June 21, 2025, 07:00:35 AM

Hey…you’re not referring to Trump and his “they have two weeks” are you?

 ;D
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Raymondo on June 21, 2025, 07:15:09 AM
Unless he had already committed a violent offence, chances are he got sectioned, ie involuntarily committed.

Autism is usually comorbid with other pathologies, I hope he is getting the treatment he needs wherever he is.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Raymondo on June 21, 2025, 07:16:15 AM
Matt chatting with a woman -

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/488997870_965388825788050_4741380639250974452_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=TAE5GbP9yysQ7kNvwEumYiA&_nc_oc=AdmwD4A6zVd1TnksPXHxJr2ayP2RHT6sBduFzdHMvTtlqtPTVR91SD74UKtMxKVatzHJGMINacqtN7rFEiDI0tXW&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=RFUNLFZtIf1XXzZP7MN2vA&oh=00_AfNreBxR30wQlUdia6F61t5YzYDqtpYPZpbk6XL9x0lC7w&oe=685784B5 .

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Matt talking to / getting too comfortable, and vaguely threatening a prosecutor maybe -

1) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705144389752&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

2) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705177723082&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

3) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705227723077&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

4) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705267723073&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

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100% he talked himself into a problem.

Can aomeone post these here for those of us without facebook
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: chaos on June 21, 2025, 07:27:24 AM

For as much as he professes to hate “them” this type of behavior would be very similar. No thought of the future, just like a toddler. Maybe when they came to arrest him, he “axed to speak to they supervisor”?
Constantly while interrupting the officer and not complying?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 21, 2025, 07:40:36 AM
I remember his rants on here.  Far out.   What I remember most was his ticking time bomb persona where he kept promising to "do something" on a  certain date, then that day would come and he would move the date again, until it passed with him doing nothing and then it was a new date.... it was when the mandate was officially coming to a planned close that he posted "if they didn't do something by (a date that was two months after the end date) then he was going on the attack.  I laughed and pointed out he failed to act on his previous claims and that it was easy to set a date so far in the future to pad his claims - and instantly got multiple DMs from him that were pages long.


I checked the records. Our Horny Prince is due back in court on Monday (via video, haha).

CANNING, MATTHEW   4211998254210029700   R. v CANNING, MATTHEW P.   10:01 am   301   TO BE SPOKEN TO   Video   254
CANNING, MATTHEW   4211998254210093200   R. v CANNING, MATTHEW   10:01 am   301   TO BE SPOKEN TO   Video   253

We should hire some indigenous groups to stand outside and protest. We demand the release of our prince!
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 21, 2025, 08:06:10 AM
Given that he's not yet gone to trial, he's either being held on remand due to the threats of violence or he's appearing via video from home, but they've somehow managed to ban him from the internet. Perhaps Josh will find out.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: GymnJuice on June 21, 2025, 08:19:11 AM
Are the videos public record? Hanky is not as interesting since he came back.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 21, 2025, 10:13:53 AM

Hey…you’re not referring to Trump and his “they have two weeks” are you?

While pretty much the same thing as punting the "I'm gonna do" part on down the road, Matt was even more laughable.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 21, 2025, 11:13:19 AM
Constantly while interrupting the officer and not complying?


Yes. Then getting dragged out whilst hollering out “I can’t breave!”
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Wiggs on June 21, 2025, 11:19:48 AM
Free my n i g g a Matt. Chaos' fake jew lovin' ass keepin' a good white man down. 
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 21, 2025, 11:53:28 AM
Watch him be all three.

I can assure you that I’m not Matt Canning.

The creepy little manlet is obviously going to prison to avoid racing me or paying his child support.

Or Canada has some kind of law against claiming 6.45” when you are barely 4” at full mast.

Fuck that asshole, the Indigenous men he hates are going to ruin his life in Federal prison. Deservedly so.

Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: IroNat on June 21, 2025, 12:11:13 PM
Glad your back, Jane.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 21, 2025, 12:30:58 PM
Glad your back, Jane.

Hi IronNat !  🙋‍♀️

Thanks for the nude photos, your wife is a lucky gal !

In pic #31 is that a cock ring or a bad barbwire tattoo ?

😁
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: IroNat on June 21, 2025, 12:52:22 PM
Hi IronNat !  🙋‍♀️

Thanks for the nude photos, your wife is a lucky gal !

In pic #31 is that a cock ring or a bad barbwire tattoo ?

😁


Ha-ha!  Ho-ho!

 ;)
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Kwon on June 21, 2025, 01:23:02 PM
I can assure you that I’m not Matt Canning.

The creepy little manlet is obviously going to prison to avoid racing me or paying his child support.

Or Canada has some kind of law against claiming 6.45” when you are barely 4” at full mast.

Fuck that asshole, the Indigenous men he hates are going to ruin his life in Federal prison. Deservedly so.

Mantlet? Isnt Matt a big guy?

Are you Brian Shaw or something?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: chaos on June 21, 2025, 01:48:47 PM
Free my n i g g a Matt. Chaos' fake jew lovin' ass keepin' a good white man down.
I don't love your kind, I am intrigued by your fake knowledge though.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Hulkotron on June 21, 2025, 02:36:28 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/YN8P6Zz/tvbh-vs-tcmc.jpg)

x2
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Never1AShow on June 21, 2025, 02:45:40 PM
He certainly ate someone’s lunch in the deadlift challenge though. Buried him
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Wiggs on June 21, 2025, 02:48:40 PM
I don't love your kind, I am intrigued by your fake knowledge though.

I found a photo from your foot modeling days.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: chaos on June 21, 2025, 06:38:49 PM
I found a photo from your foot modeling days.
Deflect if you'd like to chubby, but riddle me this. If your kind has invented everything, were kings, ruled the world and supposedly had massive kingdoms with wonderful societies, where did they all go? Who was so much more powerful than your people that your great history could be erased, not just in writing, but in the physical real world. Your kind are weak and easily manipulated. Love ya Wigglet! :D
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: King Shizzo on June 21, 2025, 10:15:49 PM
I can assure you that I’m not Matt Canning.

The creepy little manlet is obviously going to prison to avoid racing me or paying his child support.

Or Canada has some kind of law against claiming 6.45” when you are barely 4” at full mast.

Fuck that asshole, the Indigenous men he hates are going to ruin his life in Federal prison. Deservedly so.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 21, 2025, 10:54:46 PM
Are the videos public record? Hanky is not as interesting since he came back.

Yeah, I think you can get a Zoom link and watch the actual trial, but nothing for this appearance. We should all log in with ridiculous usernames and cause a commotion.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Griffith on June 22, 2025, 12:19:38 AM
Mantlet? Isnt Matt a big guy?

Are you Brian Shaw or something?

He's average height.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Marvin Martian on June 22, 2025, 12:23:01 AM
I don’t have a lot of tolerance for most of these “autistic” types. I know there are some people who are partial regards, but so many of these kids are just bad kids that needs their ass beat. When I was a kid you could t claim some partial retardation - you shut the fck up or took a beating
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: GymnJuice on June 22, 2025, 05:06:49 AM
Yeah, I think you can get a Zoom link and watch the actual trial, but nothing for this appearance. We should all log in with ridiculous usernames and cause a commotion.

I'm in  ;D

Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Wiggs on June 22, 2025, 05:50:02 AM
Deflect if you'd like to chubby, but riddle me this. If your kind has invented everything, were kings, ruled the world and supposedly had massive kingdoms with wonderful societies, where did they all go? Who was so much more powerful than your people that your great history could be erased, not just in writing, but in the physical real world. Your kind are weak and easily manipulated. Love ya Wigglet! :D

Are you insane? You calling me chubby? Lolololololol. There's no deflection my oblong headed friend.  You read what you want to read because all your questions have been answered numerous times here before which shows me you read what you want. Now my time is too precious to go back and forth all day when you refuse to read.

What it is, is that you have problems coping with the truth and you do this to deal with it. It's why I'll keep prodding you mfers so you get no peace until it Christ does indeed return and establishes his kingdom. Tick Tock Chaos. This is the best it gets for you guys and it's kinda pathetic. 

There's a reason you don’t show your face and physique here and it's not because they look good. It's because it's ammunition for us my husky balding old pal. 😘
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: King Shizzo on June 22, 2025, 07:08:30 AM
Are you insane? You calling me chubby? Lolololololol. There's no deflection my oblong headed friend.  You read what you want to read because all your questions have been answered numerous times here before which shows me you read what you want. Now my time is too precious to go back and forth all day when you refuse to read.

What it is, is that you have problems coping with the truth and you do this to deal with it. It's why I'll keep prodding you mfers so you get no peace until it Christ does indeed return and establishes his kingdom. Tick Tock Chaos. This is the best it gets for you guys and it's kinda pathetic. 

There's a reason you don’t show your face and physique here and it's not because they look good. It's because it's ammunition for us my husky balding old pal. 😘
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Kwon on June 22, 2025, 08:32:44 AM
He's average height.

Not a Manlet then?

Clearly he is bigger than 5'7 and 160 lbs
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: chaos on June 22, 2025, 08:51:21 AM
Are you insane? You calling me chubby? Lolololololol. There's no deflection my oblong headed friend.  You read what you want to read because all your questions have been answered numerous times here before which shows me you read what you want. Now my time is too precious to go back and forth all day when you refuse to read.

What it is, is that you have problems coping with the truth and you do this to deal with it. It's why I'll keep prodding you mfers so you get no peace until it Christ does indeed return and establishes his kingdom. Tick Tock Chaos. This is the best it gets for you guys and it's kinda pathetic. 

There's a reason you don’t show your face and physique here and it's not because they look good. It's because it's ammunition for us my husky balding old pal. 😘
Why haven't you taken your brainwashed gang of "real" jews back to isreal and taken it over? Maybe your people could get along with Palestine and Iran.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: 38 returns on June 22, 2025, 08:52:47 AM
Why haven't you taken your brainwashed gang of "real" jews back to isreal and taken it over? Maybe your people could get along with Palestine and Iran.

because they don't need any dancers in Israel.

sorry wiggs!
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Griffith on June 22, 2025, 08:56:12 AM
Not a Manlet then?

Clearly he is bigger than 5'7 and 160 lbs

He's about 5'9, around average height in most countries.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 22, 2025, 09:07:40 AM
Why haven't you taken your brainwashed gang of "real" jews back to isreal and taken it over? Maybe your people could get along with Palestine and Iran.

They could open up a new tech sector in Israel focusing on developing the phattest rims and car audio systems. Free gibs to all the people.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: chaos on June 22, 2025, 09:12:11 AM
They could open up a new tech sector in Israel focusing on developing the phattest rims and car audio systems. Free gibs to all the people.
;D
I just want to know why such a mighty people were relegated to bottom tier levels of disrespect? Wiggs, what did you guys do to your God to deserve the abuse??
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Wiggs on June 22, 2025, 09:13:59 AM
Why haven't you taken your brainwashed gang of "real" jews back to isreal and taken it over? Maybe your people could get along with Palestine and Iran.

Sweet Jesus dude. How many times have you asked this in some form and I've answered it? Lolololol. It's a waste of time answer.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: chaos on June 22, 2025, 09:18:28 AM
Sweet Jesus dude. How many times have you asked this in some form and I've answered it? Lolololol. It's a waste of time answer.
This is your typical answer, deflection. Come on when are your people going back to the Holy land and taking your rightful place in charge?
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Never1AShow on June 22, 2025, 09:42:39 AM
I don’t have a lot of tolerance for most of these “autistic” types. I know there are some people who are partial regards, but so many of these kids are just bad kids that needs their ass beat. When I was a kid you could t claim some partial retardation - you shut the fck up or took a beating

Need to start more jail or army sentences. It turned a man out of several prolific posters here.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: _bruce_ on June 22, 2025, 02:03:02 PM

At 9'5" Matt "Megaparsh" Canning doesn't need to take shit from anybody.
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: Kwon on June 22, 2025, 03:46:17 PM
He's about 5'9, around average height in most countries.

Above average weight though

Manlet is below average
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: BB on June 22, 2025, 04:00:43 PM
To paraphrase the old Ava Garner quote about Frank Sinatra -

“Matt's only 69" tall, but 6.45" is cock.”
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 22, 2025, 05:08:27 PM
Closet homo retards gonna closet homo retard.

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=191413.0
Title: Re: Matt Canning What In the World
Post by: AbrahamG on June 22, 2025, 07:47:22 PM
To paraphrase the old Ava Garner quote about Frank Sinatra -

“Matt's only 69" tall, but 6.45" is cock.”

It's supposed to be a very eye pleasing 6.45" cock at that. But, it unleashes ropes like that of a 9.5-er.