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Title: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 18, 2025, 10:39:56 PM


1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 18, 2025, 11:08:28 PM
You've got to be the most no pussy getting mother fucker this board has seen in years.

Why are you avoiding the topic?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 18, 2025, 11:25:41 PM
I imagine that if you are a millionaire (like some getbiggers actually are), then you are less suscpeptible to getting irritated about the realities of daily life with other people. I imagine that it would give you some sort of comfort, knowing that you have it made.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 19, 2025, 12:09:54 AM
I'm not married and love everything about her.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 19, 2025, 03:10:02 AM

1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off


You sound miserable, these are no reason to hate someone.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: balzac on November 19, 2025, 03:15:53 AM
i don't have one  :'(

:D  life is good  :D
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: BigRo on November 19, 2025, 04:28:50 AM

You sound miserable, these are no reason to hate someone.

Any example from your own life where in return for treachery you returned only kind thoughts? 
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Beefjake on November 19, 2025, 06:20:59 AM
5. Existing and not fucking off

This is all you. Not on her.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Grape Ape on November 19, 2025, 06:40:35 AM

You sound miserable, these are no reason to hate someone.

It's the same old bored gimmick.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Hulkotron on November 19, 2025, 07:06:12 AM
My wife is great.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on November 19, 2025, 07:11:30 AM
The joke is on you. You picked her. Brutal self-ownage here.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Flexacon on November 19, 2025, 07:33:17 AM
The guy with the brothel madam for a wife is back for the 10th time after declaring each time he's leaving getbig  ::)
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: BigRo on November 19, 2025, 07:37:52 AM
Is this the fat Protestant who wanted to divorce his Catholic wife???
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 19, 2025, 07:53:33 AM
Is this the fat Protestant who wanted to divorce his Catholic wife???

I think that was Henry VIII. What are you doing now that you're newly single again, Ro? Smashing poon on Tinder?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Royalty on November 19, 2025, 08:11:38 AM
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Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 19, 2025, 08:42:54 AM
Ron needs to do something about vetting these gimmicks instead of just rubber stamping an account
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: BigRo on November 19, 2025, 09:10:43 AM
I think that was Henry VIII. What are you doing now that you're newly single again, Ro? Smashing poon on Tinder?

I,ve have not been active looking for an offload, I am building my base for a strong new year. I,m open to something real though.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on November 19, 2025, 06:48:54 PM
Ron needs to do something about vetting these gimmicks instead of just rubber stamping an account

*autopen
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: obsidian on November 19, 2025, 08:01:27 PM

1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off
Number 4 for sure. She goes around with the same soft cloth, and wipes down the wooden furniture when cleaning. That's how you scratch it. You're supposed to lift the dust off with clean microfiber towels that you fold over in quarters. After every lift you fold it over to get a clean surface to pull off the dust. You can use one towel about 8 times. Then you use another clean microfiber towel and continue. You don't wipe a dusty surface - it will scratch over time.

Another thing my wife does is pull a cord out of the wall by pulling on it. She'll do that with the vacuum, USB charging cables, etc. I told her she's damaging the heads. Over time the wires start to get loose. You're supposed to put your fingers on the head of the plugs and pull them out from there.

My wife is not bad with the walls and I have also collected stuff so I can't blame her for that.

I did some electrical work in the basement and removed a wood ceiling panel section to get access to a shaft. The wood panel sat in the basement for a few years. I went out of town for about a week. When I came back, I discovered that she threw that out on garbage day. WTF! I planned to put it back up but was a bit lazy. Now I'll have to recreate that panel.

I know of a guy who saved all the paint lids of all the rooms in the house in the garage. That way he had the color codes in case he had to touch up the rooms. Well, his wife decided to do some spring cleaning and threw all the lids out - lmao! He was apparently bitching for a while about that. She also once hosed the walls down in the garage and got some of his tools wet.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 19, 2025, 10:09:22 PM
Number 4 for sure. She goes around with the same soft cloth, and wipes down the wooden furniture when cleaning. That's how you scratch it. You're supposed to lift the dust off with clean microfiber towels that you fold over in quarters. After every lift you fold it over to get a clean surface to pull off the dust. You can use one towel about 8 times. Then you use another clean microfiber towel and continue. You don't wipe a dusty surface - it will scratch over time.

Another thing my wife does is pull a cord out of the wall by pulling on it. She'll do that with the vacuum, USB charging cables, etc. I told her she's damaging the heads. Over time the wires start to get loose. You're supposed to put your fingers on the head of the plugs and pull them out from there.

My wife is not bad with the walls and I have also collected stuff so I can't blame her for that.

I did some electrical work in the basement and removed a wood ceiling panel section to get access to a shaft. The wood panel sat in the basement for a few years. I went out of town for about a week. When I came back, I discovered that she threw that out on garbage day. WTF! I planned to put it back up but was a bit lazy. Now I'll have to recreate that panel.

I know of a guy who saved all the paint lids of all the rooms in the house in the garage. That way he had the color codes in case he had to touch up the rooms. Well, his wife decided to do some spring cleaning and threw all the lids out - lmao! He was apparently bitching for a while about that. She also once hosed the walls down in the garage and got some of his tools wet.

Why are women like this? Society pretends they are cleanly, meticulous, organized but they are dirty savages
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Super Nattie on November 20, 2025, 12:49:01 AM
Your average western ''modern'' women want the power of a man. The privilege of a woman, and the accountability of a child.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: AbrahamG on November 20, 2025, 01:26:05 AM
I,ve have not been active looking for an offload, I am building my base for a strong new year. I,m open to something real though.

Hopefully, you are done with Ukrainian cunts.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Flexacon on November 20, 2025, 04:23:22 AM
Hopefully, you are done with Ukrainian cunts.

Agreed. At least the last one Ro was with. Sounded like a right bitch. Must of taken all his energy not to Hanky her up
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on November 20, 2025, 05:10:43 AM

1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off

OP's wife on wedding day
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Pet shop boys on November 20, 2025, 05:30:11 AM

1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off

Hoarding is in its all-time high , I have a friend (not me) whose wife and three daughters just live to order stuff over Amazon, there's literally 4- 5 boxes arriving to that home day in day out, You can only wonder what really can they need from all that garbage, to the point Xmas gifts make no difference no more since that's an all year habit .



Wo$$$$$$$$$ BESOS
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: BigRo on November 20, 2025, 08:39:47 AM
Agreed. At least the last one Ro was with. Sounded like a right bitch. Must of taken all his energy not to Hanky her up

Never Hankied her up, never felt the urge too, but my interest in boxing training increased.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 20, 2025, 11:52:36 AM
I'm not married and love everything about her.

If you never married her she is not your wife Dumbo
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on November 20, 2025, 12:41:10 PM
If you never married her she is not your wife Dumbo

Watch your tone, mister! HN shouldn’t be spoken to in such a way.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 20, 2025, 12:51:32 PM
Watch your tone, mister! HN shouldn’t be spoken to in such a way.

I was exercising restraint, I really wanted to type DUMB MADAFAKA
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Flexacon on November 20, 2025, 04:15:19 PM
If you never married her she is not your wife Dumbo

His post was likely celebrating him loving the fact he doesn't have a wife
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: illuminati on November 20, 2025, 04:21:36 PM
The size of my wife's enormous tits - they're like giant magnets to me & I'm forever Having
Squeeze/ fondle them & Tweak her nipples 👌🏻

🤷🏻‍♂️ 😊  👍🏻
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 20, 2025, 04:40:03 PM
I reuse the sturdy slightly more expensive plastic grocery shopping bags. For a while there was a drive to reduce the use of plastic bags, for example you used paper bags for vegetable and fruit and plastic shopping bags cost more than the paper ones. Now the plastic bags are back, must have realized the "carbon footprint" was actually bigger with the paper... or something. I hate when I forget to bring an old one, 2 bucks wasted :D

Hippies like the cloth bags :D
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 20, 2025, 11:32:48 PM
His post was likely celebrating him loving the fact he doesn't have a wife

In that case I can only agree with his choices
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 21, 2025, 12:33:56 AM
If you never married her she is not your wife Dumbo
You don't get the joke making you the Dumbo.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on November 21, 2025, 09:34:58 AM
You don't get the joke making you the Dumbo.

It's Not a joking matter
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Flexacon on November 22, 2025, 01:37:30 PM
Hijacking another thread

When I was 20 I dated a girl called Susan. A few months in, I realized that looks weren’t enough and I just wasn’t very interested in her mind. I didn’t want to hurt her by saying this directly, so I broke up with her by telling her she “wasn’t muscular enough to me”

I was also a coward and not sure if it could seem sincere IRL, so I did it through WhatsApp. She was obviously taken aback by this. But that was the point, I wanted to paint myself as a weird guy with weird interests, so it would be easier for her to get over me. She immediately started to ask me a barrage of questions and say she didn’t realize she was too skinny and so on. I apologized and told her it wasn’t her fault — I just can’t feel attraction to a woman with so little muscle

She kept asking me questions but I ended the conversation and told her I had made my final decision. She kept trying to call me over the next few months, but I never responded

A year later, I come across her page and see that she’s been entering powerlifting competitions. She seems to have been training at a local hardcore powerlifting gym, and even got kitted out with a belt, knee wraps and so on. I scroll through her recent media posts and see she deadlifted 375lbs. I wonder what’s going on and think back to the comments I had forgotten all about

Even then, she had nerfed her looks by at least 3 points. From a slim, dancer physique, to starting to become seriously muscular. Her shoulders were a lot wider than before. I wanted to DM her but I held back and told myself this is her path, her passion

1 year later, curiosity gets the better of me and I visit her page. She’s deadlifting 435 now, and just benched 225 for one, without even much of an arch. She looks seriously bulky and strong. I hadn’t been to the gym for a while so I wasn’t even sure if I could bench 225 anymore

Synchronistically, a day later, she DMs me. She says she misses me, and wishes things had been different between us. I tell her I am living abroad right now, and she tells me she needs a holiday since it’s her 21st birthday soon. I encourage her to, since she’s a very hard worker. Then she says “can I come and stay with you for my 21st”

I am not sure what to say. I just tell her I need to check my schedule, and that I have a lot of work. Then she says, “I’m a little different now”, and sends me some bikini pics where she looks incredibly jacked. Broad shouldered with powerful arms. Then she sends me some dress photos clearly angled to show the sheer size of her glutes

I look at them and feel freaked out

“Wow, you are seriously strong now” I say, not wanting to hesitate and make her feel insecure

She sent back the angel emoji

The thing you have to understand about me is that I would rather die than ever compromise my past words, so I found myself in a huge psychological bind

I found myself typing “okay, I am free on June 4th to June 11th”. I don’t know why I did it. She said she was booking her flights now and that she honestly had never felt more excited

I felt a huge pit in my stomach. Raw hollowness. It’s hard to describe. I knew I had been the cause of all this, so needed to man up and do my duty

I met her at the airport in June that year

In the first hour, we went to a bar and she beat me at an arm-wrestle. I acted blank faced and pretended that I wasn’t giving my all, but in reality I was. She didn’t just beat me. She smashed my hand into the table

The week passed, and my guilt grew as she described how much effort she had put into training, diet and mindset. She kept thanking me for the realizations, for being a “challenge” to her to be a better/fitter person

I respected her sincere effort, just not the outcome

She told me she wanted to stay longer. I couldn’t say no. I felt too guilty. It was all because of me

She cancelled her flight home

Then a week turned into a month, turned into a year, turned into more

Then she asked me to marry her

We are married now, and she deadlifts 500lbs  :-[
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: AbrahamG on November 22, 2025, 04:44:04 PM
Hijacking another thread

When I was 20 I dated a girl called Susan. A few months in, I realized that looks weren’t enough and I just wasn’t very interested in her mind. I didn’t want to hurt her by saying this directly, so I broke up with her by telling her she “wasn’t muscular enough to me”

I was also a coward and not sure if it could seem sincere IRL, so I did it through WhatsApp. She was obviously taken aback by this. But that was the point, I wanted to paint myself as a weird guy with weird interests, so it would be easier for her to get over me. She immediately started to ask me a barrage of questions and say she didn’t realize she was too skinny and so on. I apologized and told her it wasn’t her fault — I just can’t feel attraction to a woman with so little muscle

She kept asking me questions but I ended the conversation and told her I had made my final decision. She kept trying to call me over the next few months, but I never responded

A year later, I come across her page and see that she’s been entering powerlifting competitions. She seems to have been training at a local hardcore powerlifting gym, and even got kitted out with a belt, knee wraps and so on. I scroll through her recent media posts and see she deadlifted 375lbs. I wonder what’s going on and think back to the comments I had forgotten all about

Even then, she had nerfed her looks by at least 3 points. From a slim, dancer physique, to starting to become seriously muscular. Her shoulders were a lot wider than before. I wanted to DM her but I held back and told myself this is her path, her passion

1 year later, curiosity gets the better of me and I visit her page. She’s deadlifting 435 now, and just benched 225 for one, without even much of an arch. She looks seriously bulky and strong. I hadn’t been to the gym for a while so I wasn’t even sure if I could bench 225 anymore

Synchronistically, a day later, she DMs me. She says she misses me, and wishes things had been different between us. I tell her I am living abroad right now, and she tells me she needs a holiday since it’s her 21st birthday soon. I encourage her to, since she’s a very hard worker. Then she says “can I come and stay with you for my 21st”

I am not sure what to say. I just tell her I need to check my schedule, and that I have a lot of work. Then she says, “I’m a little different now”, and sends me some bikini pics where she looks incredibly jacked. Broad shouldered with powerful arms. Then she sends me some dress photos clearly angled to show the sheer size of her glutes

I look at them and feel freaked out

“Wow, you are seriously strong now” I say, not wanting to hesitate and make her feel insecure

She sent back the angel emoji

The thing you have to understand about me is that I would rather die than ever compromise my past words, so I found myself in a huge psychological bind

I found myself typing “okay, I am free on June 4th to June 11th”. I don’t know why I did it. She said she was booking her flights now and that she honestly had never felt more excited

I felt a huge pit in my stomach. Raw hollowness. It’s hard to describe. I knew I had been the cause of all this, so needed to man up and do my duty

I met her at the airport in June that year

In the first hour, we went to a bar and she beat me at an arm-wrestle. I acted blank faced and pretended that I wasn’t giving my all, but in reality I was. She didn’t just beat me. She smashed my hand into the table

The week passed, and my guilt grew as she described how much effort she had put into training, diet and mindset. She kept thanking me for the realizations, for being a “challenge” to her to be a better/fitter person

I respected her sincere effort, just not the outcome

She told me she wanted to stay longer. I couldn’t say no. I felt too guilty. It was all because of me

She cancelled her flight home

Then a week turned into a month, turned into a year, turned into more

Then she asked me to marry her

We are married now, and she deadlifts 500lbs  :-[

Very romantic story.  Congrats.  If she read this post, what would her reaction be?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 22, 2025, 07:20:05 PM
OP's wife on wedding day

Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Beefjake on November 22, 2025, 11:22:52 PM
@Flexacon 😁👍🏻
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: mops on November 22, 2025, 11:26:46 PM
Hijacking another thread

When I was 20 I dated a girl called Susan. A few months in, I realized that looks weren’t enough and I just wasn’t very interested in her mind. I didn’t want to hurt her by saying this directly, so I broke up with her by telling her she “wasn’t muscular enough to me”

I was also a coward and not sure if it could seem sincere IRL, so I did it through WhatsApp. She was obviously taken aback by this. But that was the point, I wanted to paint myself as a weird guy with weird interests, so it would be easier for her to get over me. She immediately started to ask me a barrage of questions and say she didn’t realize she was too skinny and so on. I apologized and told her it wasn’t her fault — I just can’t feel attraction to a woman with so little muscle

She kept asking me questions but I ended the conversation and told her I had made my final decision. She kept trying to call me over the next few months, but I never responded

A year later, I come across her page and see that she’s been entering powerlifting competitions. She seems to have been training at a local hardcore powerlifting gym, and even got kitted out with a belt, knee wraps and so on. I scroll through her recent media posts and see she deadlifted 375lbs. I wonder what’s going on and think back to the comments I had forgotten all about

Even then, she had nerfed her looks by at least 3 points. From a slim, dancer physique, to starting to become seriously muscular. Her shoulders were a lot wider than before. I wanted to DM her but I held back and told myself this is her path, her passion

1 year later, curiosity gets the better of me and I visit her page. She’s deadlifting 435 now, and just benched 225 for one, without even much of an arch. She looks seriously bulky and strong. I hadn’t been to the gym for a while so I wasn’t even sure if I could bench 225 anymore

Synchronistically, a day later, she DMs me. She says she misses me, and wishes things had been different between us. I tell her I am living abroad right now, and she tells me she needs a holiday since it’s her 21st birthday soon. I encourage her to, since she’s a very hard worker. Then she says “can I come and stay with you for my 21st”

I am not sure what to say. I just tell her I need to check my schedule, and that I have a lot of work. Then she says, “I’m a little different now”, and sends me some bikini pics where she looks incredibly jacked. Broad shouldered with powerful arms. Then she sends me some dress photos clearly angled to show the sheer size of her glutes

I look at them and feel freaked out

“Wow, you are seriously strong now” I say, not wanting to hesitate and make her feel insecure

She sent back the angel emoji

The thing you have to understand about me is that I would rather die than ever compromise my past words, so I found myself in a huge psychological bind

I found myself typing “okay, I am free on June 4th to June 11th”. I don’t know why I did it. She said she was booking her flights now and that she honestly had never felt more excited

I felt a huge pit in my stomach. Raw hollowness. It’s hard to describe. I knew I had been the cause of all this, so needed to man up and do my duty

I met her at the airport in June that year

In the first hour, we went to a bar and she beat me at an arm-wrestle. I acted blank faced and pretended that I wasn’t giving my all, but in reality I was. She didn’t just beat me. She smashed my hand into the table

The week passed, and my guilt grew as she described how much effort she had put into training, diet and mindset. She kept thanking me for the realizations, for being a “challenge” to her to be a better/fitter person

I respected her sincere effort, just not the outcome

She told me she wanted to stay longer. I couldn’t say no. I felt too guilty. It was all because of me

She cancelled her flight home

Then a week turned into a month, turned into a year, turned into more

Then she asked me to marry her

We are married now, and she deadlifts 500lbs  :-[

hahahaha love it
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 23, 2025, 04:02:51 AM
Any example from your own life where in return for treachery you returned only kind thoughts?

I’m saying none of those things he posted would or should illicit hate, at least in my mind.


Sure, pedos should be killed if they’ve acted on it, all of them no excuses. I hate them all without ever having met them. Good enough?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: BigRo on November 23, 2025, 04:11:14 AM
I’m saying none of those things he posted would or should illicit hate, at least in my mind.


Sure, pedos should be killed if they’ve acted on it, all of them no excuses. I hate them all without ever having met them. Good enough?

Yup.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Flexacon on November 23, 2025, 04:54:56 AM
Very romantic story.  Congrats.  If she read this post, what would her reaction be?

She would slap on another plate to her deadlift
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: AbrahamG on November 23, 2025, 09:20:23 AM
She would slap on another plate to her deadlift

🤣
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: njflex on November 23, 2025, 06:30:58 PM
Dont hate her actually now  that we are divorced I like her better :)
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Royalty on December 10, 2025, 02:21:20 PM

1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off


Mods do the right thing and ban this INCEL
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 10, 2025, 02:30:06 PM
Mods do the right thing and ban this INCEL

Yes ban Royalty (again)
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Royalty on December 10, 2025, 03:07:34 PM
▫️
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: pamith on December 10, 2025, 03:53:36 PM

1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off
Bro...
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: BigRo on December 10, 2025, 03:57:40 PM
I dont have a wife.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: pamith on December 10, 2025, 04:06:50 PM
Hijacking another thread

When I was 20 I dated a girl called Susan. A few months in, I realized that looks weren’t enough and I just wasn’t very interested in her mind. I didn’t want to hurt her by saying this directly, so I broke up with her by telling her she “wasn’t muscular enough to me”

I was also a coward and not sure if it could seem sincere IRL, so I did it through WhatsApp. She was obviously taken aback by this. But that was the point, I wanted to paint myself as a weird guy with weird interests, so it would be easier for her to get over me. She immediately started to ask me a barrage of questions and say she didn’t realize she was too skinny and so on. I apologized and told her it wasn’t her fault — I just can’t feel attraction to a woman with so little muscle

She kept asking me questions but I ended the conversation and told her I had made my final decision. She kept trying to call me over the next few months, but I never responded

A year later, I come across her page and see that she’s been entering powerlifting competitions. She seems to have been training at a local hardcore powerlifting gym, and even got kitted out with a belt, knee wraps and so on. I scroll through her recent media posts and see she deadlifted 375lbs. I wonder what’s going on and think back to the comments I had forgotten all about

Even then, she had nerfed her looks by at least 3 points. From a slim, dancer physique, to starting to become seriously muscular. Her shoulders were a lot wider than before. I wanted to DM her but I held back and told myself this is her path, her passion

1 year later, curiosity gets the better of me and I visit her page. She’s deadlifting 435 now, and just benched 225 for one, without even much of an arch. She looks seriously bulky and strong. I hadn’t been to the gym for a while so I wasn’t even sure if I could bench 225 anymore

Synchronistically, a day later, she DMs me. She says she misses me, and wishes things had been different between us. I tell her I am living abroad right now, and she tells me she needs a holiday since it’s her 21st birthday soon. I encourage her to, since she’s a very hard worker. Then she says “can I come and stay with you for my 21st”

I am not sure what to say. I just tell her I need to check my schedule, and that I have a lot of work. Then she says, “I’m a little different now”, and sends me some bikini pics where she looks incredibly jacked. Broad shouldered with powerful arms. Then she sends me some dress photos clearly angled to show the sheer size of her glutes

I look at them and feel freaked out

“Wow, you are seriously strong now” I say, not wanting to hesitate and make her feel insecure

She sent back the angel emoji

The thing you have to understand about me is that I would rather die than ever compromise my past words, so I found myself in a huge psychological bind

I found myself typing “okay, I am free on June 4th to June 11th”. I don’t know why I did it. She said she was booking her flights now and that she honestly had never felt more excited

I felt a huge pit in my stomach. Raw hollowness. It’s hard to describe. I knew I had been the cause of all this, so needed to man up and do my duty

I met her at the airport in June that year

In the first hour, we went to a bar and she beat me at an arm-wrestle. I acted blank faced and pretended that I wasn’t giving my all, but in reality I was. She didn’t just beat me. She smashed my hand into the table

The week passed, and my guilt grew as she described how much effort she had put into training, diet and mindset. She kept thanking me for the realizations, for being a “challenge” to her to be a better/fitter person

I respected her sincere effort, just not the outcome

She told me she wanted to stay longer. I couldn’t say no. I felt too guilty. It was all because of me

She cancelled her flight home

Then a week turned into a month, turned into a year, turned into more

Then she asked me to marry her

We are married now, and she deadlifts 500lbs  :-[
Brutal if true
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: pamith on December 10, 2025, 04:16:34 PM
I dont have a wife.
Same here, I'm not married, yet, but I will be
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 10, 2025, 10:01:24 PM
Same here, I'm not married, yet, but I will be

Don't do it
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: tacobender on December 10, 2025, 10:38:21 PM
Hijacking another thread

When I was 20 I dated a girl called Susan. A few months in, I realized that looks weren’t enough and I just wasn’t very interested in her mind. I didn’t want to hurt her by saying this directly, so I broke up with her by telling her she “wasn’t muscular enough to me”

I was also a coward and not sure if it could seem sincere IRL, so I did it through WhatsApp. She was obviously taken aback by this. But that was the point, I wanted to paint myself as a weird guy with weird interests, so it would be easier for her to get over me. She immediately started to ask me a barrage of questions and say she didn’t realize she was too skinny and so on. I apologized and told her it wasn’t her fault — I just can’t feel attraction to a woman with so little muscle

She kept asking me questions but I ended the conversation and told her I had made my final decision. She kept trying to call me over the next few months, but I never responded

A year later, I come across her page and see that she’s been entering powerlifting competitions. She seems to have been training at a local hardcore powerlifting gym, and even got kitted out with a belt, knee wraps and so on. I scroll through her recent media posts and see she deadlifted 375lbs. I wonder what’s going on and think back to the comments I had forgotten all about

Even then, she had nerfed her looks by at least 3 points. From a slim, dancer physique, to starting to become seriously muscular. Her shoulders were a lot wider than before. I wanted to DM her but I held back and told myself this is her path, her passion

1 year later, curiosity gets the better of me and I visit her page. She’s deadlifting 435 now, and just benched 225 for one, without even much of an arch. She looks seriously bulky and strong. I hadn’t been to the gym for a while so I wasn’t even sure if I could bench 225 anymore

Synchronistically, a day later, she DMs me. She says she misses me, and wishes things had been different between us. I tell her I am living abroad right now, and she tells me she needs a holiday since it’s her 21st birthday soon. I encourage her to, since she’s a very hard worker. Then she says “can I come and stay with you for my 21st”

I am not sure what to say. I just tell her I need to check my schedule, and that I have a lot of work. Then she says, “I’m a little different now”, and sends me some bikini pics where she looks incredibly jacked. Broad shouldered with powerful arms. Then she sends me some dress photos clearly angled to show the sheer size of her glutes

I look at them and feel freaked out

“Wow, you are seriously strong now” I say, not wanting to hesitate and make her feel insecure

She sent back the angel emoji

The thing you have to understand about me is that I would rather die than ever compromise my past words, so I found myself in a huge psychological bind

I found myself typing “okay, I am free on June 4th to June 11th”. I don’t know why I did it. She said she was booking her flights now and that she honestly had never felt more excited

I felt a huge pit in my stomach. Raw hollowness. It’s hard to describe. I knew I had been the cause of all this, so needed to man up and do my duty

I met her at the airport in June that year

In the first hour, we went to a bar and she beat me at an arm-wrestle. I acted blank faced and pretended that I wasn’t giving my all, but in reality I was. She didn’t just beat me. She smashed my hand into the table

The week passed, and my guilt grew as she described how much effort she had put into training, diet and mindset. She kept thanking me for the realizations, for being a “challenge” to her to be a better/fitter person

I respected her sincere effort, just not the outcome

She told me she wanted to stay longer. I couldn’t say no. I felt too guilty. It was all because of me

She cancelled her flight home

Then a week turned into a month, turned into a year, turned into more

Then she asked me to marry her

We are married now, and she deadlifts 500lbs  :-[
and now her clit is bigger than your erected penis . She feels sorry for you and realizes her test levels are higher than your estrogen levels
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 10, 2025, 11:54:05 PM
and now her clit is bigger than your erected penis . She feels sorry for you and realizes her test levels are higher than your estrogen levels

Even if a woman inclined 600lbs I would never for once see her as my equal talk less of being intimidated by her.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: obsidian on December 11, 2025, 12:58:17 AM
Even if a woman inclined 600lbs I would never for once see her as my equal talk less of being intimidated by her.
You’re comparing apples and oranges. You’re not your wife’s equal when it comes to carrying a baby and bringing a human into existence. Without a woman — your mother — you wouldn’t exist. And she’s not your equal when it comes to raw strength. Everyone has different strengths. Relax, man.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 11, 2025, 05:03:25 AM
You’re comparing apples and oranges. You’re not your wife’s equal when it comes to carrying a baby and bringing a human into existence. Without a woman — your mother — you wouldn’t exist. And she’s not your equal when it comes to raw strength. Everyone has different strengths. Relax, man.
and he wouldnt without his father either.
That argument is the dumbest thing I ever heard

Tell me, can you name one thing (apart from carrying a baby) that women are better at than men?

Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Flexacon on December 11, 2025, 05:52:10 AM
and now her clit is bigger than your erected penis . She feels sorry for you and realizes her test levels are higher than your estrogen levels

I feel sorry for you as you clearly can't identify ai slop. The next couple of decades are gonna be painful for you
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 11, 2025, 08:50:13 AM
and he wouldnt without his father either.
That argument is the dumbest thing I ever heard

Tell me, can you name one thing (apart from carrying a baby) that women are better at than men?

Legit....pain tolerance and multitasking.  Look it up.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 11, 2025, 09:34:15 AM
Legit....pain tolerance and multitasking.  Look it up.

lol.. multi tasking.....there isnt any concrete evidence its even a thing.

What do you consider multi tasking?
Is it doing multiple things at the same time or switching between tasks very quickly?

the pain threshold is also doubtful, no real evidence either way

Quote
This decision has since been reversed, and research into pain differences between the sexes has dramatically increased. While results have at times been conflicting, what we are learning is that females consistently show lower pain thresholds and increased pain following a painful stimulus than males. This doesn’t mean women are weaker than men or their pain isn’t real, but they feel pain more intensely than men.
https://www.iasp-pain.org/publications/relief-news/article/genders-experience-pain-differently/

stop simping for women  ;)


Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: beakdoctor on December 11, 2025, 09:34:56 AM
I hated my wife's nagging.

Yes, she made my life wonderful in a lot of ways. I always ce hom to a nice, clean, house, fresh laundry and dinner on the table.

Now I live the life of a bachelor. In an apartment,  clothes everywhere, my books, and magazines laying everywhere  , laundry is in general piles for 'clean', 'dirty' and 'maybe.'

The worst part is coming home and not seeing my children.

Im a good dad. She knows Im a good dad
 She didn't have a good father. She had a step-dad, who was a great man by most accounts- who took good care oc her and her mom before he died of cancer. Her mom never had a good dad or husband and at 70 years old is still dating. Woman live on a fixed income of peanuts but has a mink coat(?)

Its easy to only think a out the good times or to think only about the role you played in the arguing, and I briefly begin to think we should get back together. I think dating now is a pain in the ass no matter how much tail I get.
I had to scale back on the number of girls I was dating simply because I waa going broke. FFS
 2 girls in Chicago, as few as 1 but as many as 3 at a time in Portland.  Not to mention the one night stands. But then I thing about all the petty bickering,  the nagging, especially in front of family or friends. The distribution of work.... working a full time job that provided our benefits and paid for the mansion but then being nagged about picking up the kids, dropping them off, cleaning up the house, cleaning up the yard, cleaning g up the garage. Just non stop missing and moaning eventually getting so bitter I could do something nice and still only hear criticism,  breakfast in bed, randomly bring her flowers, scheduling trips.... only for all of it to turn sour. What was once appreciated became never enough. Breakfast in bed went from 'thank you. Can you bring the salt and pepper too, please?" To " why are onions and green peppers in my eggs? You know I don't like shit in my eggs. If you're going to add onions and green peppers to my breakfast,  you know I like them burnt, fireroasted. If you're not going to do that then do put them.on the plate. Get me the salt and pepper." Giving flowers went from "oh my! Thank you, they're beautiful.  Thats so sweet." To " what are these? Day old flowers from. The supermarket? What did you get? The 10 dollar bundle, marked down?

One time she pulled that shit in front of family. We had family visiting and I came home in the morning from working all night, I decided to stop and pick up flowers on the way home. I walk in the door and she starts bitching ate for being late getting home from work. Then I produce the flowers: voila! Just a tirade in response. WTF? What? The supermarket had a sale? Who are these for? Me? Or did you get everyone flowers? What are these 'communal flowers? We're just supposed to split them up? It was bizarre.  I never saw someone react with such h hostility over flowers. She kept going, raising her voice and yelling.  Finally I said 'you don't like them, fine, trust me you'll never have to worry about getting them ever again."

Years later when we were in counseling she wondered why I didn't do these things for her anymore and I told her. The therapist asked if that was a productive attitude for me to take? I explained some of the other shit I got nagged about over the years, the therapist looked blankly at my wife and asked if it was true? Wife shot the therapist a look of pure rage. Didn't say a thing, then after about a minute of silence wife stood up and walked out of the office.  Even I was puzzled,  like is she just gathering herself, going to the bathroom? Wtf? Therapist looked at me and said 'what happened? Did I say something? I said yes "you questioned her." A few minutes later wife bursts into the room and yells at me. Wtf are you doing? Come on, we're leaving , now! Or you can walk back.'

She was hot, kept a good home, gave me 3 beautiful children, shockingly she raises them well. She's left men who have any issue with me seeing the kids. It could be worse. We get along fine now that we're not married. Ill never put up with a second of a woman's bullshit ever again.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 11, 2025, 10:12:18 AM
I hated my wife's nagging.

Yes, she made my life wonderful in a lot of ways. I always ce hom to a nice, clean, house, fresh laundry and dinner on the table.

Now I live the life of a bachelor. In an apartment,  clothes everywhere, my books, and magazines laying everywhere  , laundry is in general piles for 'clean', 'dirty' and 'maybe.'

The worst part is coming home and not seeing my children.

Im a good dad. She knows Im a good dad
 She didn't have a good father. She had a step-dad, who was a great man by most accounts- who took good care oc her and her mom before he died of cancer. Her mom never had a good dad or husband and at 70 years old is still dating. Woman live on a fixed income of peanuts but has a mink coat(?)

Its easy to only think a out the good times or to think only about the role you played in the arguing, and I briefly begin to think we should get back together. I think dating now is a pain in the ass no matter how much tail I get.
I had to scale back on the number of girls I was dating simply because I waa going broke. FFS
 2 girls in Chicago, as few as 1 but as many as 3 at a time in Portland.  Not to mention the one night stands. But then I thing about all the petty bickering,  the nagging, especially in front of family or friends. The distribution of work.... working a full time job that provided our benefits and paid for the mansion but then being nagged about picking up the kids, dropping them off, cleaning up the house, cleaning up the yard, cleaning g up the garage. Just non stop missing and moaning eventually getting so bitter I could do something nice and still only hear criticism,  breakfast in bed, randomly bring her flowers, scheduling trips.... only for all of it to turn sour. What was once appreciated became never enough. Breakfast in bed went from 'thank you. Can you bring the salt and pepper too, please?" To " why are onions and green peppers in my eggs? You know I don't like shit in my eggs. If you're going to add onions and green peppers to my breakfast,  you know I like them burnt, fireroasted. If you're not going to do that then do put them.on the plate. Get me the salt and pepper." Giving flowers went from "oh my! Thank you, they're beautiful.  Thats so sweet." To " what are these? Day old flowers from. The supermarket? What did you get? The 10 dollar bundle, marked down?

One time she pulled that shit in front of family. We had family visiting and I came home in the morning from working all night, I decided to stop and pick up flowers on the way home. I walk in the door and she starts bitching ate for being late getting home from work. Then I produce the flowers: voila! Just a tirade in response. WTF? What? The supermarket had a sale? Who are these for? Me? Or did you get everyone flowers? What are these 'communal flowers? We're just supposed to split them up? It was bizarre.  I never saw someone react with such h hostility over flowers. She kept going, raising her voice and yelling.  Finally I said 'you don't like them, fine, trust me you'll never have to worry about getting them ever again."

Years later when we were in counseling she wondered why I didn't do these things for her anymore and I told her. The therapist asked if that was a productive attitude for me to take? I explained some of the other shit I got nagged about over the years, the therapist looked blankly at my wife and asked if it was true? Wife shot the therapist a look of pure rage. Didn't say a thing, then after about a minute of silence wife stood up and walked out of the office.  Even I was puzzled,  like is she just gathering herself, going to the bathroom? Wtf? Therapist looked at me and said 'what happened? Did I say something? I said yes "you questioned her." A few minutes later wife bursts into the room and yells at me. Wtf are you doing? Come on, we're leaving , now! Or you can walk back.'

She was hot, kept a good home, gave me 3 beautiful children, shockingly she raises them well. She's left men who have any issue with me seeing the kids. It could be worse. We get along fine now that we're not married. Ill never put up with a second of a woman's bullshit ever again.

Why don't you clean your house or hire a maid?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 11, 2025, 10:13:31 AM
Why don't you clean your house or hire a maid?
its only going to get messy again so why bother

I dont make a mess at home so seldom have to tidy up
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 11, 2025, 10:23:15 AM
its only going to get messy again so why bother

I dont make a mess at home so seldom have to tidy up
I am extremely clean and orderly, a true perfectionist. My wife does everything wrong just like every woman. Fucking up surfaces of anything she cleans (pots, pans, ceramic stove, furniture and so on and so forth).. she is also very disorganized, leaving bags of clothes and junk everywhere. Damages paint on the walls by smashing her handbag and other junk into it

Etc etc etc

I regularly rant to her about it and then she stresses and fears for a while and tries to improve her act, failing woefully, but eventually defaults back into her wayward ways of old.

You just can't change people and it's all for nothing. True peace remains elusive for married men
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: GymnJuice on December 11, 2025, 10:56:17 AM
Same here, I'm not married, yet, but I will be

Were you waiting for it to be legal bro?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 11, 2025, 11:16:59 AM
lol.. multi tasking.....there isnt any concrete evidence its even a thing.

What do you consider multi tasking?
Is it doing multiple things at the same time or switching between tasks very quickly?

the pain threshold is also doubtful, no real evidence either way
https://www.iasp-pain.org/publications/relief-news/article/genders-experience-pain-differently/

stop simping for women  ;)

multi-tasking isn't a thing?   Hmm...gotcha

You quote an ARTICLE.   Nice job Hankins. 

I pointed out two things and that equals me simping?   Further solidifying your Hankins-esque ability for conclusions.

Maybe they respond better to blading? (or would that make me a bigger simp?)
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: obsidian on December 11, 2025, 11:25:12 AM
and he wouldnt without his father either.
That argument is the dumbest thing I ever heard

Tell me, can you name one thing (apart from carrying a baby) that women are better at than men?
They have nice pussies that men don't have. They have nice asses and tits that are better looking. They have prettier faces. They can sing in a way most men can't. As I said you're comparing apples to oranges. Each have their strengths.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 11, 2025, 11:32:26 AM
and he wouldnt without his father either.
That argument is the dumbest thing I ever heard

Tell me, can you name one thing (apart from carrying a baby) that women are better at than men?
-Manipulating men
-Moving on from relationships
-Covering their tracks
-Marrying up
-Extracting wealth
-Not losing money in relationships
-Obtaining undeserved favors
-Living life on easy mode
-Not stressing
-Living longer
-Loving themselves as they are
...
...
...
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 11, 2025, 12:10:24 PM
They have nice pussies that men don't have. They have nice asses and tits that are better looking. They have prettier faces. They can sing in a way most men can't. As I said you're comparing apples to oranges. Each have their strengths.

-Manipulating men
-Moving on from relationships
-Covering their tracks
-Marrying up
-Extracting wealth
-Not losing money in relationships
-Obtaining undeserved favors
-Living life on easy mode
-Not stressing
-Living longer
-Loving themselves as they are
...
...
...

Both of you are welcome to the 'simping for women' club I am apparently a part of now.

Joe drones on and on about his lack of enthusiasm for gym and life like a menopausal woman....so does  that make him better than a woman?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 11, 2025, 12:11:51 PM
It's called sarcasm
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 11, 2025, 01:54:10 PM
Both of you are welcome to the 'simping for women' club I am apparently a part of now.

Joe drones on and on about his lack of enthusiasm for gym and life like a menopausal woman....so does  that make him better than a woman?
ad hominem attacks are not an argument

you would be more of a man just to admit you were wrong
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 11, 2025, 04:45:34 PM
ad hominem attacks are not an argument

you would be more of a man just to admit you were wrong

Oh, look! Someone learned a cool phrase. 

You may want to use that on yourself being that you attack quite a few on here for no reason....I think you are just hurt because that hit home.

Not wrong on this one.  While not 100% on every case of men vs. woman....its been shown. 

You would be less of a bitch if you stopped whining like one
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: tacobender on December 11, 2025, 08:14:30 PM
It's called sarcasm
your name should be musclemuff instead or muscle muffin 😂 not talking shit just messing around for humor
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 12, 2025, 12:05:02 AM
your name should be musclemuff instead or muscle muffin 😂 not talking shit just messing around for humor

No worries. Musclebuff is a play on words that makes light of the homoerotic nature of bb
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: AbrahamG on December 12, 2025, 01:06:28 AM
Were you waiting for it to be legal bro?

Fucking classic. 
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 12, 2025, 10:57:56 AM
Oh, look! Someone learned a cool phrase. 

You may want to use that on yourself being that you attack quite a few on here for no reason....I think you are just hurt because that hit home.

Not wrong on this one.  While not 100% on every case of men vs. woman....its been shown. 

You would be less of a bitch if you stopped whining like one
me a bitch?

I have never known anyone to throw his toys out the pram because someone questions you like you do..

Straight away into an insult, no wonder you didnt get on with Brian.. you are almost as ego driven as he is
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 12, 2025, 12:08:32 PM
me a bitch?

I have never known anyone to throw his toys out the pram because someone questions you like you do..

Straight away into an insult, no wonder you didnt get on with Brian.. you are almost as ego driven as he is

Yes, a whiney bitch.  What part of that is difficult for you to understand?

I have no issue with being questioned.   I can back things up that I know.  Care to go back to your retarded elastic band debate?

Please show me my ego....make sure you take your Midol first though.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Moontrane on December 12, 2025, 12:53:03 PM
Number 4 for sure. She goes around with the same soft cloth, and wipes down the wooden furniture when cleaning. That's how you scratch it. You're supposed to lift the dust off with clean microfiber towels that you fold over in quarters. After every lift you fold it over to get a clean surface to pull off the dust. You can use one towel about 8 times. Then you use another clean microfiber towel and continue. You don't wipe a dusty surface - it will scratch over time.

Another thing my wife does is pull a cord out of the wall by pulling on it. She'll do that with the vacuum, USB charging cables, etc. I told her she's damaging the heads. Over time the wires start to get loose. You're supposed to put your fingers on the head of the plugs and pull them out from there.

My wife is not bad with the walls and I have also collected stuff so I can't blame her for that.

I did some electrical work in the basement and removed a wood ceiling panel section to get access to a shaft. The wood panel sat in the basement for a few years. I went out of town for about a week. When I came back, I discovered that she threw that out on garbage day. WTF! I planned to put it back up but was a bit lazy. Now I'll have to recreate that panel.

I know of a guy who saved all the paint lids of all the rooms in the house in the garage. That way he had the color codes in case he had to touch up the rooms. Well, his wife decided to do some spring cleaning and threw all the lids out - lmao! He was apparently bitching for a while about that. She also once hosed the walls down in the garage and got some of his tools wet.

Re panel for years, are you from the West Indies?  :D

Re codes, I wrote down the codes for the three paints used for my new (2005) home office.  Had some water damage to the ceiling last year, so I brought the codes to HD to get a couple of pints of paint.  Ceiling paint was perfect, but the Phukkers changed the wall color - slightly but enough that I don't look up when I enter my office.  Phukkers.  >:(
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Moontrane on December 12, 2025, 12:58:53 PM
The size of my wife's enormous tits - they're like giant magnets to me & I'm forever Having
Squeeze/ fondle them & Tweak her nipples 👌🏻

🤷🏻‍♂️ 😊  👍🏻

This big?  :D

(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/gettyimages-522404303-1550777620.jpg?crop=0.727xw:0.484xh;0.178xw,0.414xh&resize=640:*)
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on December 12, 2025, 12:59:56 PM
Watching Joswift and Krankenstein go at it is the Getbig version of watching your parents argue in the kitchen.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Grape Ape on December 12, 2025, 01:33:37 PM
Watching Joswift and Krankenstein go at it is the Getbig version of watching your parents argue in the kitchen.

Yes, I was saddened.

You summed it up well.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 12, 2025, 02:16:40 PM
Yes, a whiney bitch.  What part of that is difficult for you to understand?

I have no issue with being questioned.   I can back things up that I know.  Care to go back to your retarded elastic band debate?

Please show me my ego....make sure you take your Midol first though.
the fact you remember every single slight or challenge to your opinion is so telling of your fragile character

Do you keep a type written list of all your exchanges?

Fucks sake I couldnt care less about anything we discuss on here, its forgotten 5 minutes after I log off
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 12, 2025, 03:40:37 PM
the fact you remember every single slight or challenge to your opinion is so telling of your fragile character

Do you keep a type written list of all your exchanges?

Fucks sake I couldnt care less about anything we discuss on here, its forgotten 5 minutes after I log off

HA HA  fragile character?  Try it stands out because you sounded incredibly ridiculous and others felt the same. 

No, my memory allows me to recall quite a bit.  That is the point of a memory Joe in case you didn't know. 

Run along now before you have a hot flash



Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 12, 2025, 04:07:34 PM
Watching Joswift and Krankenstein go at it is the Getbig version of watching your parents argue in the kitchen.

Sorry, your mom is going through what is called "change of life".....that's why she's been so moody lately
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 13, 2025, 09:19:59 AM
HA HA  fragile character?  Try it stands out because you sounded incredibly ridiculous and others felt the same. 

No, my memory allows me to recall quite a bit.  That is the point of a memory Joe in case you didn't know. 

Run along now before you have a hot flash
its a hot flush
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on December 13, 2025, 11:31:16 AM
I still love you both!

Can you pay for my therapy bills?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 13, 2025, 01:35:01 PM
its a hot flush

Sure, for those in the UK that would be the term. Here in the US its FLASH

Good news for you though is you can still use flush and Midol's effects don't require a Passport
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 13, 2025, 01:36:49 PM
I still love you both!

Can you pay for my therapy bills?

I will only get you on every other weekend, you'll have to deal with your Mom's moodiness every other day besides that.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 13, 2025, 01:45:04 PM
Sure, for those in the UK that would be the term. Here in the US its FLASH

Good news for you though is you can still use flush and Midol's effects don't require a Passport
hahaha I knew you would bite at that...

Fucks sake you just HAVE to be right dont you?

Its not that serious FFS leave your ego at the door for one fucking night.
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on December 13, 2025, 01:56:06 PM
I will only get you on every other weekend, you'll have to deal with your Mom's moodiness every other day besides that.

Well fucccckkkkkk
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 13, 2025, 02:56:33 PM
hahaha I knew you would bite at that...

Fucks sake you just HAVE to be right dont you?

Its not that serious FFS leave your ego at the door for one fucking night.

Never said you were wrong, but look at you and your incessant desire to feel like you are getting one over on me and attempting (feebly) to present me as having an ego.  Telling someone its not that serious and you claim you did something for them to "bite on".   Riiiiiiiight.  Up the Wellbutrin bitch



Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 13, 2025, 03:20:28 PM
Never said you were wrong, but look at you and your incessant desire to feel like you are getting one over on me and attempting (feebly) to present me as having an ego.  Telling someone its not that serious and you claim you did something for them to "bite on".   Riiiiiiiight.  Up the Wellbutrin bitch
hahaha hes here again trying to prove hes the one with the upper hand... fucks sake just let it go

Are you trying to fill pellius shoes as the man who wouldnt let it lie?
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Krankenstein on December 13, 2025, 04:13:13 PM
hahaha hes here again trying to prove hes the one with the upper hand... fucks sake just let it go

Are you trying to fill pellius shoes as the man who wouldnt let it lie?

Says the guy replying to everything I type.  I am pretty sure the word "irony" has the same meaning in the UK as it does in the US.   Oh wait....I bit on this right?   Telling someone to "let it go" typically means that person is hanging on.   :-*
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 13, 2025, 04:34:15 PM
Been thinking about this thread and I think ultimately I don't hate my wife. We have a lot of good times despite it all
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on December 13, 2025, 05:41:26 PM
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Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: joswift on December 14, 2025, 01:42:04 AM
Says the guy replying to everything I type.  I am pretty sure the word "irony" has the same meaning in the UK as it does in the US.   Oh wait....I bit on this right?   Telling someone to "let it go" typically means that person is hanging on.   :-*
its called trolling... go look it up
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 14, 2025, 01:44:42 AM
Been thinking about this thread and I think ultimately I don't hate my wife. We have a lot of good times despite it all


The true question now becomes:

If you could go back in time, would you marry your wife again?

This is the hard question
Title: Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
Post by: Rambone on December 14, 2025, 06:26:44 AM
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