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Title: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: obsidian on December 02, 2025, 03:57:36 PM
https://nypost.com/2025/12/01/world-news/teen-mauled-to-death-by-lion-after-climbing-into-zoo-enclosure/

A troubled teenager who dreamed of becoming a lion tamer was mauled to death in front of horrified zoo-goers after climbing a 20-foot fence to get into the big cats’ enclosure.

Gerson de Melo Machado, 19, snuck into the lionesses’s pen at Brazil’s Parque Zoobotanio Arruda Camara in the city of Joao Pessoa on Sunday, scrambling over a wire-topped fence to climb down a tree inside the lions’ pen, Brazilian outlet O Correio Braziliense reported.

Horrified visitors watched helplessly as lioness Leona ran over to the foot of the tree as Machado slowly climbed down — then suddenly pounced on him, video shared on X shows.

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Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Rambone on December 02, 2025, 04:38:47 PM
He won’t ever try that again

A Getbigger till the bloody end….
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: AbrahamG on December 02, 2025, 04:54:34 PM
To be such a stupid fuck, I consider this a mercy killing. 
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Rambone on December 02, 2025, 05:00:20 PM
A valiant effort to say the least…..

https://x.com/_unpopular_1/status/1996021092843241782?s=46
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Royalty on December 02, 2025, 05:04:31 PM
To be such a stupid fuck, I consider this a mercy killing.

Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: illuminati on December 02, 2025, 05:42:01 PM
No need to feed that lion tonight - Lado chose his method of death.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Rambone on December 02, 2025, 05:45:31 PM
No need to feed that lion tonight - Lado chose his method of death.

But the lion on top of the Machado isn’t as hungry as the lion at the bottom of the Machado
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Dave D on December 02, 2025, 05:48:35 PM
But the lion on top of the Machado isn’t as hungry as the lion at the bottom of the Machado

But the food is always there when he wants it.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: illuminati on December 02, 2025, 05:49:18 PM
But the lion on top of the Machado isn’t as hungry as the lion at the bottom of the Machado


Correct - because the lion at the top, when she wanted the food it was there.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Beefjake on December 02, 2025, 07:57:36 PM
I bet they put the lion out afterwards? Like that gorilla a few years back.

Hope not. It wont change anything.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Lartinos on December 02, 2025, 08:20:47 PM
He kept getting closer as it showed aggression so suicide.

He made one of the lion’s wishes come true and for that I applaud him.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 02, 2025, 11:15:52 PM
But the food is always there when he wants it.
:D
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 02, 2025, 11:22:48 PM
I bet they put the lion out afterwards? Like that gorilla a few years back.

Hope not. It wont change anything.
What if the lion has now acquired an unstoppable blood lust for human flesh?
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 02, 2025, 11:43:08 PM
He kept getting closer as it showed aggression so suicide.

He made one of the lion’s wishes come true and for that I applaud him.
Perhaps they could make millions offering "Heroic Death by Lion" as a suicide service
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 02, 2025, 11:50:38 PM
He won’t ever try that again

A Getbigger till the bloody end….
He looks autistic.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: obsidian on December 03, 2025, 12:12:43 AM
I bet they put the lion out afterwards? Like that gorilla a few years back.

Hope not. It wont change anything.
They are not going to put the lion down because it was not its fault, and the food was deah.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: obsidian on December 03, 2025, 12:13:50 AM

Correct - because the lion at the top, when she wanted the food it was there.
;D

Darwin Award Gold Medalist for sure.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Super Nattie on December 03, 2025, 12:32:33 AM
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Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: falco on December 03, 2025, 02:52:44 AM
He looks autistic.

He had schizophrenia and was a convict.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Rambone on December 03, 2025, 02:59:03 AM
He had schizophrenia and was a convict.

What’s his Getbig handle?
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Krankenstein on December 03, 2025, 03:07:25 AM
What’s What WAS his Getbig handle?

Fixed....but more importantly....unfortuna tely not Royalty
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Flexacon on December 03, 2025, 04:14:24 AM
A shame it wasn't DJ trying to enact his lioness fantasy
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: oldgolds on December 03, 2025, 04:31:08 AM
Hanks would have body slammed that lion.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 03, 2025, 04:31:40 AM
"The Darwin Awards are a rhetorical tongue-in-cheek honor that originated in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized by their own actions."
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: falco on December 03, 2025, 06:50:23 AM
Suicide by lion.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: joswift on December 03, 2025, 06:51:01 AM
Ban lions
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Dokey111 on December 03, 2025, 09:34:48 AM
What’s his Getbig handle?
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Les Grossman on December 03, 2025, 10:03:19 AM
The video reminded me that DJ181 was always wanting to hug a lioness.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 03, 2025, 10:12:54 AM
Ronnie weighing in
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Lartinos on December 03, 2025, 10:38:31 AM
This guy was a real space cadet. “ The counselor also stated that he had a lifelong dream of becoming a lion tamer and had previously been caught attempting to stow away on an aircraft, reportedly believing it would take him to Africa.”
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 04, 2025, 08:23:16 AM
This guy was a real space cadet. “ The counselor also stated that he had a lifelong dream of becoming a lion tamer and had previously been caught attempting to stow away on an aircraft, reportedly believing it would take him to Africa.”
Maybe his idols were Siegfried & Roy.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: AbrahamG on December 06, 2025, 01:22:30 AM
He should have done some training at Hankins MMA.  His odds on survival would have been much greater. 
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: balzac on December 06, 2025, 02:03:33 AM
Ban lions

Ban Teens
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: wes on December 06, 2025, 02:21:29 AM
Waaaaay back when I was a kid,some high hippie chick stuck her arm in a polar bear cage to pet him...............they shot the poor bear over this dumbass hippie space cadet...........now he`s in the museum downtown.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 06, 2025, 08:35:25 AM
Waaaaay back when I was a kid,some high hippie chick stuck her arm in a polar bear cage to pet him...............they shot the poor bear over this dumbass hippie space cadet...........now he`s in the museum downtown.
They should have shot her.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: wes on December 06, 2025, 09:27:13 AM
They should have shot her.
No shit............the fucking idiot!   :D
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 06, 2025, 10:13:06 AM
Topics like this one always reveal a staggering degree of hypocrisy. People pretend to be ardent animal rights warriors all of a sudden, while their actual way of life paints a different story
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 08, 2025, 08:05:22 AM
Topics like this one always reveal a staggering degree of hypocrisy. People pretend to be ardent animal rights warriors all of a sudden, while their actual way of life paints a different story
How so?
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: mops on December 08, 2025, 11:49:39 AM
The video reminded me that DJ181 was always wanting to hug a lioness.

Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.

Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Phantom Spunker on December 08, 2025, 12:09:45 PM
Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.

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Christ!
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: joswift on December 08, 2025, 12:27:28 PM
Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.

amazing, pedo exposed, source cancelled and banned.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: wes on December 09, 2025, 01:45:50 AM
Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.


Shades of Pillowtalk
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: falco on December 09, 2025, 03:42:47 AM
Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.

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Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Flexacon on December 09, 2025, 04:41:49 AM
Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.

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This guy, a pedo? I'd be more shocked if he wasn't one
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: MuscleBuff on December 09, 2025, 06:20:54 AM
How so?
Pretty self explanatory
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Lartinos on December 09, 2025, 06:53:36 AM
Poor DJ, totally busted..
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: falco on December 09, 2025, 08:23:10 AM
Poor DJ, totally busted..

Poor? Fuck him!

I pitty the girls whe prey on.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 09, 2025, 09:33:13 AM
Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.

This is true.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: joswift on December 09, 2025, 09:35:20 AM
Reminds me, JPJ told me she talked to his ex-wife, M.S.

She told her they were together less than six months (she was after a green card) and that he got in trouble with a 15-y.o. (15!!) he was trying to tutor, which is part of why he’s hiding out in Eastern Europe under different names.

She got banned for pointing that out.
Im going to save that post for when he eventually comes back
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: pamith on December 09, 2025, 02:10:22 PM
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Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: illuminati on December 09, 2025, 03:23:35 PM
Im going to save that post for when he eventually comes back


Let's hope the pedo kiddy fiddler never does.
Title: Re: Teen mauled to death after entering zoo's lion enclosure
Post by: Lartinos on December 09, 2025, 03:42:37 PM
DJ logged in here today so he knows.

DJ’s posts have made this place fun and interesting at times, as ridiculous as he is.

JPJ is banned for telling the truth though and DJ gets to stay after being proven a liar.