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Title: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 12, 2026, 10:45:41 AM
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 13, 2026, 07:00:41 PM
“Look out! A Bison.”
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: hench on July 14, 2026, 01:53:10 AM
I know this is real but the flip looks ai there's so much height!
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 14, 2026, 04:44:55 AM
I had it at six initially, but after another watch agree it's top 5, narrowly edging out The Revenge of Old One-Horn in 1891.


The Hornswoggle Stampede of 1875 remains the GOAT.

Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: funk51 on July 14, 2026, 08:08:33 AM

     
                    It always makes me laugh how these idiots think they are safe because they have a camera.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Super Nattie on July 14, 2026, 08:29:10 AM
Bison - 1

Boomers - 0
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: loco on July 14, 2026, 09:01:51 AM
14 years ago:

Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2026, 10:28:43 AM
The old prospector and his grandchild triggered the bison when they were taking photos. Same thing with orangutans. If you see one approaching, don't make eye contact. Leave the area if possible. And certainly don't stare the animal down to take stupid photos. People need to stay away from wild animals. They are wild. Don't try to pet them and don't take selfies with them.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 14, 2026, 10:44:37 AM
The old prospector and his grandchild triggered the bison when they were taking photos. Same thing with orangutans. If you see one approaching, don't make eye contact. Leave the area if possible. And certainly don't stare the animal down to take stupid photos. People need to stay away from wild animals. They are wild. Don't try to pet them and don't take selfies with them.

This advice surely would have prevented The Bison Buffaloing at Broken Jaw Butte, 1883, widely considered #3 on the Top-5 Bison attack list.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 14, 2026, 11:24:17 AM
This thread has become a treasure trove of Bison lore and historical data
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Lartinos on July 14, 2026, 11:25:53 AM
The old prospector and his grandchild triggered the bison when they were taking photos. Same thing with orangutans. If you see one approaching, don't make eye contact. Leave the area if possible. And certainly don't stare the animal down to take stupid photos. People need to stay away from wild animals. They are wild. Don't try to pet them and don't take selfies with them.

I was fishing upstate at a pond just adjacent to my property that I guess I technically wasn't supposed to be there, but I don’t think the owner probably would have cared about 11 year old boys fishing.

Unbeknownst to me all the cows just start showing up to drink. The pond was mostly covered by forest so they were close to me and blocking the exit.

I didn’t go and try to pet them, I was afraid. I ran into the woods like a rabbit trying to run to safety from a predator.

They walked close to the edge where the forest began and they just looked at me like the pussy I appeared to be.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 14, 2026, 11:36:08 AM
This thread has become a treasure trove of Bison lore and historical data

Social media all but killed Bison Lore.

Fortunately, there are scribes who have been continuing to compile historical data from word of mouth stories, old ledgers and manuscripts, and Red Dead Redemption.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2026, 11:45:20 AM
I was fishing upstate at a pond just adjacent to my property that I guess I technically wasn't supposed to be there, but I don’t think the owner probably would have cared about 11 year old boys fishing.

Unbeknownst to me all the cows just start showing up to drink. The pond was mostly covered by forest so they were close to me and blocking the exit.

I didn’t go and try to pet them, I was afraid. I ran into the woods like a rabbit trying to run to safety from a predator.

They walked close to the edge where the forest began and they just looked at me like the pussy I appeared to be.
That's smart though. You still can't trust them.  I would have gotten far away as well. They may have started a stampede. I did once see a video of someone playing the violin for cows and they enjoyed it. I also saw a video of a man playing his fiddle for a wild fox.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: BB on July 14, 2026, 11:51:25 AM
I hope that bison has the ability to be proud of himself, he got some serious height on that guy, like Kazmaier tossing a keg.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 14, 2026, 12:08:23 PM
Social media all but killed Bison Lore.

Fortunately, there are scribes who have been continuing to compile historical data from word of mouth stories, old ledgers and manuscripts, and Red Dead Redemption.


Once authenticated, I know of several shop keepers who are willing pay a pretty penny to secure any available hand-written documents, ledgers, or parchments that pertain to the mighty Bison.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 14, 2026, 12:27:45 PM
That's smart though. You still can't trust them.  I would have gotten far away as well. They may have started a stampede. I did once see a video of someone playing the violin for cows and they enjoyed it. I also saw a video of a man playing his fiddle for a wild fox.

You don't want a stampede.

Just ask Jebediah “Flat” McCoy a victim of the The Great Prairie Pancaking of 1849 (Kansas):

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During the California Gold Rush, prospector Jebediah “Flat” McCoy woke up to find his bedroll in the middle of a small bison stampede. He claimed the herd used him as a human doormat for nearly a mile. McCoy emerged flatter than a flapjack but insisted the experience gave him “a new appreciation for the horizontal lifestyle.” His pancake-like silhouette was said to be visible in the grass for years afterward.

Coincidently, this is #2 on the Top-5 all time Bison attacks
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 14, 2026, 12:28:59 PM

Once authenticated, I know of several shop keepers who are willing pay a pretty penny to secure any available hand-written documents, ledgers, or parchments that pertain to the mighty Bison.

It's very hard to put a price on this stuff.  Those shop vultures are always looking to swindle for personal gain.  Perhaps your associates are some on the rare honest ones, but the majority of shopkeeps have been practicing nefarious shit for centuries.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: IroNat on July 14, 2026, 12:45:53 PM
I'm thinking the man may have been too close to the buffalo.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Lartinos on July 14, 2026, 12:48:14 PM
I'm thinking the man may have been too close to the buffalo.

They should release the picture they took.

Maybe it was so good it was worth it.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: balzac on July 14, 2026, 12:57:19 PM
i hope the bison is ok...
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 14, 2026, 01:32:36 PM
Here we go again. Apparently the Bison is being accused of being “hopped up” on testosterone. Typical.

Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: IroNat on July 14, 2026, 02:24:16 PM
F*ck this woke calling it a bison crap.

It's a buffalo, dammit!
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 14, 2026, 02:32:37 PM
F*ck this woke calling it a bison crap.

It's a buffalo, dammit!

They are part of the same family
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2026, 04:28:39 PM
What about Neil the Seal??

Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2026, 04:42:42 PM
You don't want a stampede.

Just ask Jebediah “Flat” McCoy a victim of the The Great Prairie Pancaking of 1849 (Kansas):

Coincidently, this is #2 on the Top-5 all time Bison attacks
Sounds as horrific as the Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: SF1900 on July 14, 2026, 04:50:55 PM
If he was a getbigger, he would have gotten out of the way and wrestled the bison to the floor.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 14, 2026, 05:15:05 PM
Sounds as horrific as the Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.

Were any Bison injured in that flood?
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: BB on July 14, 2026, 05:32:44 PM
If he was a getbigger, he would have gotten out of the way and wrestled the bison to the floor.

Ragdoll him, you could say.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: IroNat on July 14, 2026, 05:45:10 PM
If he was a getbigger, Bhanky he would have gotten out of the way and wrestled the bison to the floor.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 14, 2026, 06:38:10 PM
The grandfather thought that he was being slick by running a circular route around a group of trees.

Poor bastard. The Bison was still in hot pursuit.

The Bison was all over him like white on rice.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Flexacon on July 14, 2026, 09:46:57 PM
The grandfather thought that he was being slick by running a circular route around a group of trees.

Poor bastard. The Bison was still in hot pursuit.

The Bison was all over him like white on rice.

Dumb saying. White rice is polished brown rice, it's originally brown. But then again you are a retard.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on July 15, 2026, 02:52:24 AM
F*ck this woke calling it a bison crap.

It's a buffalo, dammit!


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Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on July 15, 2026, 02:59:43 AM
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Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: pamith on July 15, 2026, 03:06:18 AM
Brutal if true
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: LMV on July 15, 2026, 03:43:29 AM
The old prospector and his grandchild triggered the bison when they were taking photos. Same thing with orangutans. If you see one approaching, don't make eye contact. Leave the area if possible. And certainly don't stare the animal down to take stupid photos. People need to stay away from wild animals. They are wild. Don't try to pet them and don't take selfies with them.

you think $20 will do the trick?
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: IroNat on July 15, 2026, 04:32:41 AM
The American bison (Bison bison; pl.: bison), commonly known as the American buffalo, or simply buffalo (not to be confused with true buffalo), is a species of bison that is endemic to North America.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_bison
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: chaos on July 15, 2026, 06:21:26 AM

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Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: loco on July 15, 2026, 06:33:28 AM
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Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on July 15, 2026, 09:35:58 AM
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Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: GymnJuice on July 15, 2026, 09:46:37 AM

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Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2026, 09:49:00 AM
Has anyone here ever been bitten by a Bison? Were you hospitalized?
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: IroNat on July 15, 2026, 10:29:30 AM
Triple A farm club of the Toronto Blue Jays

(https://baseball.boston/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Buffalo-Bisons.jpg)
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 15, 2026, 11:28:58 AM
Triple A farm club of the Toronto Blue Jays

(https://baseball.boston/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Buffalo-Bisons.jpg)

Canadian related baseball post reported to moderators.

Anyway, looks like they interviewed the Bison in question, so that should end the controversy around this.

https://x.com/sasquatchvlogtv/status/2077069780306042964?s=20
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: deadz on July 15, 2026, 11:43:17 AM
I eat bison daily, delicious.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: Grape Ape on July 15, 2026, 12:16:12 PM
I eat bison daily, delicious.

It's good, but I think elk is better.

All subjective though...
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: IroNat on July 15, 2026, 01:14:46 PM
I eat bison daily, delicious.

Bison daily and $9/dozen eggs.

You are a true Getbigger.
Title: Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
Post by: deadz on July 15, 2026, 01:51:01 PM
Bison daily and $9/dozen eggs.

You are a true Getbigger.
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Carbs 74g
Fat 15g
Calories 600
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Lean ground bison in house-made marinara sauce served over brown rice pasta.

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