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Title: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2026, 10:18:10 AM
Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.

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HORNY PRINCE IS THE KING OF KANGZ!
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CHECK OUT THOSE ARMS BROSEPH!
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Very muscular and strong dude!
(Titanium body to be able to make those lifts)

MATT IS THE BEST
(He even has arab, asian and black friends)

Make Canada Great Again Matt!

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We await your Return Dear Prince and King of Kangz!
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MATT PLEAMON CANNING > LAKEHEAD UNIVERSITY

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Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: _bruce_ on July 24, 2026, 10:24:12 AM

Matt's parsh can't be tamed - a pulsing force of nature.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Flexacon on July 24, 2026, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2026, 10:18:10 AM
Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.

That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to make and send a video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and then laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2026, 10:41:26 AM
Quote from: Flexacon on July 24, 2026, 10:32:59 AM
That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to send the video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?

Matt lived by a mantra while he was inside: 'you're only gay if you're the receiver.' Sure, he imposed some gayness onto others, but that doesn't count.

He said he's planning a return soon but he still has to obey certain conditions for a little while, so it might take a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Raymondo on July 24, 2026, 10:42:42 AM
Wahey!
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Kwon on July 24, 2026, 10:48:15 AM
WONDERFUL!
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: BB on July 24, 2026, 10:54:12 AM
Oy vey, is Canada ready for the return of 6.45" of prison hardened, Jew hating Canning?
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Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 11:24:59 AM
Welcome home, Matt. We love you and missed you
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 11:30:39 AM
Did Matt get any prison tats?

Will he be jacked from prison workouts?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: WrongAdvices on July 24, 2026, 11:31:09 AM
Looking forward to his return to further shame Hankins. Does his time away prevent him from visiting the US?  I’ve heard sometimes a waiver is available. After seeing the goodwill brought by FIFA, I think there’s a good case for a North American return tour.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 11:32:43 AM
I wonder what Matt thinks of Mark Dugdale and his small cock
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 11:33:01 AM
Trump should pardon Matt.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on July 24, 2026, 12:23:35 PM
Hopefully Matt comes back on Getbig. He challenges me for the longest posts. I think I recall he took a break from this place even before he went to prison?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: chaos on July 24, 2026, 12:28:39 PM
Can he live up to the fanfare of the 6.45" rope slinger reputation?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Lartinos on July 24, 2026, 01:04:54 PM
Do they have Subways in Prison?

Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: MajorDomo on July 24, 2026, 02:27:43 PM
Matt is a legend- hope he comes back.

Also hoping Goatboy, Flower, Medford and Chadwick return
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Flexacon on July 24, 2026, 02:39:51 PM
Quote from: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 11:33:01 AM
Trump should pardon Matt.

Trump should takeover Canada and make Matt Prime Minister
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: MajorDomo on July 24, 2026, 02:27:43 PM
Matt is a legend- hope he comes back.

Also hoping Goatboy, Flower, Medford and Chadwick return

You forgot Roger Bacon and Lustral!
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 24, 2026, 03:15:35 PM
PLEAMON???
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 03:18:08 PM
Thunder Bay women’s groups are stocking up on pepper spray and rape whistles as we speak
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: WrongAdvices on July 24, 2026, 04:03:40 PM
Quote from: Flexacon on July 24, 2026, 02:39:51 PM
Trump should takeover Canada and make Matt Prime Minister
Why not, he’s already Prime’s Rope Minister?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: BB on July 24, 2026, 04:14:06 PM
Quote from: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 03:18:08 PM
Thunder Bay women’s groups are stocking up on pepper spray and rape whistles as we speak

I'm hearing Matt bedded 8 autistic Inuits this week alone! If you hear howls of "Fish, fish, it's my favorite dish!" hide your daughters and wives, he's on the prowl.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 04:27:04 PM
Quote from: BB on July 24, 2026, 04:14:06 PM
I'm hearing Matt bedded 8 autistic Inuits this week alone! If you hear howls of "Fish, fish, it's my favorite dish!" hide your daughters and wives, he's on the prowl.

How I imagine the town’s welcome sign.

Welcome to Thunder Bay. Where it constantly smells like low tide.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
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Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 06:06:04 PM
 ???  ^^
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Lartinos on July 24, 2026, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 06:06:04 PM
???  ^^

I think I understand what he was trying to say. Basically, he was explaining that the whole situation was more complicated than it initially appeared, and that there were several factors involved that people were overlooking. The main point, as I understand it, is that once you consider the broader context and the circumstances surrounding his release, it becomes clear that—

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Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: wes on July 24, 2026, 07:15:50 PM
I wonder how tall Matt is ???








;D
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: wes on July 24, 2026, 07:16:48 PM
Fishy Slit Of Peace
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: AbrahamG on July 24, 2026, 07:50:23 PM
Quote from: BB on July 24, 2026, 04:14:06 PM
I'm hearing Matt bedded 8 autistic Inuits this week alone! If you hear howls of "Fish, fish, it's my favorite dish!" hide your daughters and wives, he's on the prowl.

Fuck me.  That's hilarious.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Tennisballz on July 24, 2026, 08:16:37 PM
I won't believe it until he posts here.  Getbig is the source of truth for everything.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Flexacon on July 25, 2026, 02:01:29 AM
Quote from: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 06:06:04 PM
???  ^^

I think walls of text was the joke..
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 25, 2026, 06:33:45 AM
Quote from: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 03:18:08 PM
Thunder Bay women’s groups are stocking up on pepper spray and rape whistles as we speak
:D
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: WrongAdvices on July 25, 2026, 11:06:34 AM
Quote from: Lartinos on July 24, 2026, 01:04:54 PM
Do they have Subways in Prison?

Brutal. This thread rocks
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Kwon on July 25, 2026, 11:59:08 AM
Quote from: Coach is Back! on July 24, 2026, 03:15:35 PM
PLEAMON???

His middle-name.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: GymnJuice on July 26, 2026, 05:55:02 AM
Quote from: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 04:27:04 PM
How I imagine the town’s welcome sign.

Welcome to Thunder Bay. Where it constantly smells like low tide.

 ;D