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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Max Stryker on September 24, 2026, 12:57:08 AM
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Dorian Yates 6.66/10 Death followed him into a Blood and Guts workout and withdrew its application during the warm-up. Tendons snapped. The reaper showed up in black and white.
Lou Ferrigno 6.20/10 Death opened with “Don’t get angry Greenie” Terrible choice but "Lou" didn't hear that.
Frank Zane 5.55/10 Death had the size advantage. Zane won on symmetry. Death was cool with it.
Kai Greene 4.44/10 Death asked a simple question. Three hours later, it had a new philosophy of existence and no appointment booked. Death go bored and depressed.
Arnold 0,005/10 UNDER (unlikely) The Reaper knocked. Arnold said, “I’ll be back.” The Reaper replied, “That’s what worries me.”. Maria walked in horse theeted the reaper (very likely, 0.998 probabilty)
Phil Heath 3.33/10 Death requested a guest pass. Phil asked how many Sandows it had won. Insulin started flowing, low blood sugar lead to coma. (likely).
Jay Cutler 3.14/10 Death checked his retirement status, then found him working another expo booth.. Cornered him in a tanning booth in his Vegas garage.
Chris Bumstead 1.23/10 Death by an attempted staircase like abs shaped vacuum pose. Chris politely asked it to stop. ABS begged for a PIP final monent. 0.31454 probabilty.
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