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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Bast175 on May 10, 2006, 01:31:47 PM
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Try to make me melt-down. Give me everything you got.
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how many staples did it take to pin your ears back?
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Try to make me melt-down. Give me everything you got.
ok...................now your starting to scare me Bast
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lets be friends :D....................... .................do i win
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Try to make me melt-down. Give me everything you got.
you have bad hair
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Try to make me melt-down. Give me everything you got.
:-X
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scientology is a cult and only those with the weakest intuitions follow it. You have to be completely braindead to partake into those dark rituals.
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Try to make me melt-down. Give me everything you got.
bast, you penis, with which you are obsessed is deformed... women and little boys run away from it...
scientology is a cult and only those with the weakest intuitions follow it. You have to be completely braindead to partake into those dark rituals.
although alexxx loves it
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Try to make me melt-down. Give me everything you got.
You can't ask for it, it just kinda happens before you even realize it mostly when your new before you know who is a shit talker and who is serious.
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Try to make me melt-down. Give me everything you got.
how about some tang?
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it better be sugarfree
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aren't you the guy in the soccer picture?
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aren't you the guy in the soccer picture?
yes i played soccer!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasn't good though so I stopped and started working out only and this is how I became the monster that I am today.
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you suck!!!
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you suck!!!
This is the best one so far.
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You can't ask for it, it just kinda happens before you even realize it mostly when your new before you know who is a shit talker and who is serious.
Great post!
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Come see Bast meltdown!
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=67353.0
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everyone be nice to him or ignore him that wud make him meltdown. infact he has had so many m'dows and after each one e creates a new account. i reemember bast00
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Bast, you're my boy, so I won't be mean. but I will bring back this classic for your entertainment!
(http://smackdaddymusic.com/bast_files/Untitled-1.gif)
Carb Depletion - Topic Overview
Carbohydrate Depletion is a eating disorder with both physical and emotional side effects. Physically, the person suffering will drop to bodyweights of 110-120 pounds and will lose nearly all muscle mass. Mentally, the sufferer will become delusional and have dreams of invincibility. He'll typically boast of incredible strength feats, but will always lack the ability to document any of these wild claims. Ironically, sufferers also lack the ability to perform sexually or lift weights, the very reasons most youths tamper with carbohydrate levels.
Extreme cases
Kent, Ohio saw a recent case with a tragic ending. Bastianino I*****, a freshman nursing major, was diagnosed with dangerous low carbohydrate levels in April of 2005. Instead of entering ketosis and becoming muscular, the lad became a walking coat-rack. A hermit at his dorm room, he found himself splitting his time between posting rants on Internet message boards and stalking young children in Ohio and Texas. His friends, other Internet deviants and skells, described his last days as nomadic, angry, and hideously odorous. Soon after deleting his multiple online personalities, he disappeared from the campus and did not return. Stopping only to masturbate in the girls' room at a local elementary school, Bastiana was last seen heading for the woods of southern Ohio, where he believed he could finally defeat his carb addiction by gnawing on tree bark and experiencing one-ness with nature. And baby squirrels.
How can carb depletion be avoided?
First, you cannot suck. People who suck are 115% more likely to develop Carb Depletion. You cannot be mentally retarded either. Bastiana was testing at IQ levels of 45-55, and while he still ranked in the top 10% at Kent State University, he was classified as legally retarded in non-Third-World Universities. Eating intelligently is important, as is possessing a grasp upon reality. One must possess the ability to admit weaknesses, and address them. Resorting to a fantasy world of threats and boasts will only result in one's Carb-Depletion condition becoming public. Right, Bast? ;-)
(http://smackdaddymusic.com/bast_files/ideletedmyself.jpg)
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hahhaa. 240 give me some new stuff dude. you're the master of the melt!!!!!!!
I'm off to take a Final, i'll be back