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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => Religious Debates & Threads => Topic started by: ironneck on May 18, 2006, 07:43:35 AM
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in a streetfight with all magic allowed who would win?
jesus,moses,muhammed,buddha,satan or chuck norris?
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in a streetfight with all magic allowed who would win?
jesus,moses,muhammed,buddha,satan or chuck norris?
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in a streetfight with all magic allowed who would win?
jesus,moses,muhammed,buddha,satan or chuck norris?
they would all catch a sho-NUFF beatdown from Jesus. :P dude could call up 10,000 angels at the snap of his finger. i can just imagine Jesus saying, "I tell you the truth, you don't want none of this!" lol
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Satan would win.
The only one he would be fighting would be Norris. The rest would never be in a streetfight.
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chuck norris, hands down. im pretty sure hes god
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chuck norris, hands down. im pretty sure hes god
You may be right...
http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/
Chuck Norris is God
Top 10 Facts:
1 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2 The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.
3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
5 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
7 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
8 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
10 Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
;D
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ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!
Thanks for the good laugh YoMamaBeenLurking! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You may be right...
http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/
Chuck Norris is God
Top 10 Facts:
1 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2 The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.
3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
5 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
7 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
8 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
10 Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
;D
ROLFMAO, that was great.
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i think jesus would destroy norris,he gets so much great hype cause of the davinci code that could use the momentum and destroy norris
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You may be right...
http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/
Chuck Norris is God
Top 10 Facts:
1 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2 The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.
3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
5 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
7 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
8 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
10 Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
;D
Do you have the Mr. T one?