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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: avesher on June 15, 2006, 08:03:51 PM
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I am curious if anyone out there thinks this guy is for real or not--like does he even exist or is he a joke account? I can't really see anyone in reality being that delusional, unrealistic or just completely out of touch with reality. The things he says, he acts so serious about his business, yet there is no proof of endorsements or athletes usinmg his stuff when asked about it. Also, someone who looks as bad as him can't really talk seriously about competing or nutrition supplements or anything generally bodybuilding related, can they? I am actually serious when I say I can't figure out if this is a joke account or a really really delusional human being. Any thoughts?
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It's just a pro bodybuilder havin' some fun..
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then who is that ashy flabby dude?
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His bro. BOOM!!!
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then who is that ashy flabby dude?
Let me present the one and only, great VINCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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is that Vince? he looks more cut than the other pics.(the pic at the top)
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The guy in the top pic is not the same person ::)
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Vince, do you use the supplements you sell?
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then who is that ashy flabby dude?
Um, that would be me, but I have discovered Nivea cream and have been very dedicated to toning up over the past several weeks.
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I'd like to take credit, but its not mine. I think Bob Chick originally called him that. (one of the few truly funny things he's said).
nah, that came from the 'pollen nation' story from yours truly.
Pollen Nation.
Athletes will commonly do whatever it takes to win- and that sometimes includes breaking the rules of the game. For top athletes, that often means "juicing", or using steroids to gain a competitive advantage
Following in the footsteps of the great scientist-turned-rat Victor Conte, super-pharmacist Vince Goodrum, C.S.N. (Cock Sucking Nobody) has developed a new chemical compound which is taking the competitive world by storm: Bee Pollen.
Recovering in a hospital bed from hundreds of bee stings received when "Some no good kids threw rocks at the bees nest in my backyard", Vince noticed his body was starting to change. Little bumps everywhere. Added size. While doctors and educated 'college folk' people told him the swelling was a result of poison from the bee stingers, Vince knew better. He realized there must be something 'anabolic' about the bee stingers. So he got to work.
Shortly after skipping out on his hospital bill, Vintage Vince visited every McDonalds in his hometown of Asheville, NC. Vince was looking for his 'honey'. A veteran of the fast-food game, Vince knew they had to give you several packets of honey or syrup for each order of hotcakes you purchased. Showing dedication not seen since a King Kamali post-contest binge, Vince ate hotcakes every morning for 17 months, hoarding the honey packets in his pickup truck while suffering through the consumption of tens of thousands of hotcakes with only butter- no syrup or honey.
Vince sacrificed. But it was worth it. By early 2004, The back of Vince's 82 Chevy contained four trash bags, chuck full of McDonalds honey packets. A careful manufacturing process involved emptying the McDonalds packets into Ziploc baggies and adding salt to preserve their anabolic nature. He was ready.
Next, Vince hit every flea market on the East Coast, peddling this concoction. Along the way, he made friends and enemies. His product’s success resulting in A young Judi Barton going out of business, and her eventual suicide. Her customer base was destroyed faster than a Nicholls athlete’s kidney, and her Jaguar Ponzi scheme evaporated.
But Vince made friends, too. IFBB welcome mat/runner-up Guy Grundy met Vince at an Atlanta swap meet and the two became lifelong friends. They will even role-play on the internet as sworn enemies before engaging in a little mano-y-mano action in the bedroom. What most would consider an internet fued, they consider foreplay.
Today, Vince Goodbum stands at the edge of the future. His bee pollen is taking the sports world by storm. It’s the ‘Clear’ of 2005. Vince will be posting new pics, once they get back from One-Year-Photo, where he dropped off his film in early March, 2005. Until then, all we can do it wait. Make us proud, Vince!!
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another thing I noticed about Vince. He says he is weighing 197 now and competing in the future. Looking at the length of his arms, I would guess he should be about 8 and a half feet tall as his arms are like 4 feet long minimum. So at 197 and 8 and a half feet tall thats not too good.
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I think he once said that he's 6-0 or 6-1...so being only 197 right now would make him pretty tiny.
Am I wrong about his height?
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another thing I noticed about Vince. He says he is weighing 197 now and competing in the future. Looking at the length of his arms, I would guess he should be about 8 and a half feet tall as his arms are like 4 feet long minimum. So at 197 and 8 and a half feet tall thats not too good.
I couldn't agree less
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I have asked this question before. Nobody here has ever met the guy from what I understand. I don't think he exists.
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wow... vince and arvilla are the exact same height and weight.
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I couldn't agree less
if you couldn't agree less----does that mean u dont agree at all? What is your opinion of his build then if you dont agree with what I say. Or did u mean to say you couldnt agree more?
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I have asked this question before. Nobody here has ever met the guy from what I understand. I don't think he exists.
No GetBigger has ever claimed to have met him, but I think a guy or two from Mayhem did meet up with him once.
On the two occasions (I've known of) he said he'd be at events and willing to meet people, he failed to show and provided various excuses as to why he couldn't make it. The one that stands out (to me) is all that smack he talked prior to the Charlotte Pro last year...encouraging people to 'step to him', so that he could 'make mincemeat out of em'. To let us all know how important he is, he made sure readers knew that the purpose of his trip was to speak with his 'boys' from Europa.
When he failed to appear and then got called on it, he said he decided to work at home that weekend instead.
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No GetBigger has ever claimed to have met him, but I think a guy or two from Mayhem did meet up with him once.
On the two occasions (I've known of) he said he'd be at events and willing to meet people, he failed to show and provided various excuses as to why he couldn't make it. The one that stands out (to me) is all that smack he talked prior to the Charlotte Pro last year...encouraging people to 'step to him', so that he could 'make mincemeat out of em'. To let us all know how important he is, he made sure readers knew that the purpose of his trip was to speak with his 'boys' from Europa.
When he failed to appear and then got called on it, he said he decided to work at home that weekend instead.
If you are correct about the people from Mayhem, that would almost make going back there for a day or so worth it to find out more about it. Just to see. I don't know man, it would likely be a life altering experience to meet a person like him IF he exists. :-X
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Vince called my voicemail once. I thought it was a drunk Bobcat Goldwait.
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Vince called my voicemail once. I thought it was a drunk Bobcat Goldwait.
IF he is real, I would be quite scared if he had my phone number lol. He seems a might bit unstable.
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IF he is real, I would be quite scared if he had my phone number lol. He seems a might bit unstable.
we're both country folk. We'd see who could launch spittle the furthest, then see who has had sex with the most relatives. Then, I'd try some Bee Pollen, and run to the outhouse faster than Vince could say 'Yip, pawwen always cause them hershey squits, rob'.
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Isn't he dead? So that'd be REALLY scary if he called you.
Dead broke, yes.
Yet he still manages to steal oxygen from the rest of us taxpayers everyday.
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Sam did have that sexy voice though..
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Dead broke, yes.
Yet he still manages to steal oxygen from the rest of us taxpayers everyday.
that gave ne a morning laugh.
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No GetBigger has ever claimed to have met him, but I think a guy or two from Mayhem did meet up with him once.
On the two occasions (I've known of) he said he'd be at events and willing to meet people, he failed to show and provided various excuses as to why he couldn't make it. The one that stands out (to me) is all that smack he talked prior to the Charlotte Pro last year...encouraging people to 'step to him', so that he could 'make mincemeat out of em'. To let us all know how important he is, he made sure readers knew that the purpose of his trip was to speak with his 'boys' from Europa.
When he failed to appear and then got called on it, he said he decided to work at home that weekend instead.
I think the exact phrase that Vince used was "make a hamburger out of them."
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I saw him at the Metrolina this year in the audience...just looks like a regular guy that might train recreationally.
I was also there when he got crushed at the 2004 Metrolina....he's real all right.
It's true. It's true.
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I think the exact phrase that Vince used was "make a hamburger out of them."
What the hell does that mean? He's going to squirt them with mustard?
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I think the exact phrase that Vince used was "make a hamburger out of them."
You are correct!
That thread contained several of Mayhem's Funniest Moments.
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I remember the hamburger thread too. lol
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Dead broke, yes.
Yet he still manages to steal oxygen from the rest of us taxpayers everyday.
spoken like a true southern republican...haha ;)
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I heard that vince goodrum is dead? Any truth to these rumors.
RIP Vince.
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I heard that vince goodrum is dead? Any truth to these rumors.
RIP Vince.
Yeah, I heard Derek Anthony made Vince an offer and Vince choked on it. Anyone going to attend his funeral services? Who'll take over the Bee Pollen business in his absence?
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Yeah, I heard Derek Anthony made Vince an offer and Vince choked on it. Anyone going to attend his funeral services? Who'll take over the Bee Pollen business in his absence?
Its' kind of sad, he looked pretty young.
Anyone know how he really died?
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I am sure Vince isn't dead.
Plus, all that bee pollen made him immortal
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Vince G should sign Ken Jones to a supplement deal and promote on one of the 5000 (back) pages in MD
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Vince G should sign Ken Jones to a supplement deal and promote on one of the 5000 (back) pages in MD
I actually think he is already signed by Vince as is Jocelyn Pellitier
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It's just a pro bodybuilder havin' some fun..
Vince ain't no pro ???
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Vince ain't no pro ???
He said he's goin' for PDI after he gets his stars..
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
Which one keeps backing out of fights?
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
Vince, you know these 'other' voices are you right. Time to medicate again.
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I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account...If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
Oh, brother...
Now you're trying to pull that old AOL scam, "Oh, it wasn't me who posted that - my roommate used my account."
Don't you realize that played out in the mid-90s, Vince?
And furthermore, how do your 'little cousin and 2 friends' (which some people might say is just a euphemism for your co.ck and balls) know so much about you and what you're up to that they are able to speak in the first person?
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
Absolutely unbelievable.
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
Do your supplements contain lithium?
Hugepecs, cracking me up.
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This is fantastic!!
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I admit I say my share of asinine things... so i can't throw that many stones...
But I have to think this is one of the most "out there" statements ever written here.
the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist.
So that isn't even your real name then?
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So I did some research and whoised caliberfitness.com.
Vince's real name is: Melvin Goodrum
I then googled his name and found out that he placed 8:th in "Metrolina"
For more info on his placing go to http://www.ncnpc.com/Metrolina%202004/Metrolina%20Results%20Results.htm and then scroll down to Junio men middleweight.
So basically, Vince is for real.
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wow, you're right. vince was in that show.
NOTE: it appears there is one man who has been beaten in a Bbing competition by Vince- he has the /54/ score below.
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
This thread just got 10x better. Vince is not only a bee pollen retailer but also 2 friends, little cousin, lion, witch, and a wardrobe.
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NOTE: it appears there is one man who has been beaten in a Bbing competition by Vince- he has the /54/ score below.
The 54 is a competitor number, not a score.
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holly shit thanks Vince that was funny as hell
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NOTE: it appears there is one man who has been beaten in a Bbing competition by Vince- he has the /54/ score below.
As Tre said, it's comp number.
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I'm not sure but I believe that Vince got double or tripple personas.
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ahh gotcha.
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Vince "aka melvin" stopped posting here months ago.
He is really dead, died of a brain aneurysm or something.
His cousin took his computer and has been posting for him since he died.
So technically does that make him immortal????
RIP Vince, RIP.
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This Vince dude is freakin a nut job! who does he think he is...Tyler Durdin? Fight Club? multiple personalities? Delusional more like!!!
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I actually think he is already signed by Vince as is Jocelyn Pellitier
Imagine that. A CSN versus Muscletech benchpress contest. Ken Jones outrepping Johnnie Jackson? Awesome
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WHY DOESNT VINCE HAVE BLUE STARS??!!?!?!?
GETBIG RACISM AND FAVORITISM AT ITS FINEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Avesher I am holding you personally responsible for giving vince a chance to post that bullshit. That was without a shadow of doubt the biggest load of crap that has come from Vince and that is saying something.
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Sam did have that sexy voice though..
Armz, are you a friend of Shahriar ?
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Avesher I am holding you personally responsible for giving vince a chance to post that bullshit. That was without a shadow of doubt the biggest load of crap that has come from Vince and that is saying something.
errr what did he say=I may have missed something
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WE gotta help this guy , maybe we should create a special fund or something so he can see a doctor (on a personal note ,I don't think there 's anybody out there that can cure what he's displayed so far ... :P) he's got SERIOUS mental issues....,multiple personality, retarded , and this is only the "top" section ...don't even get me started on what's below the neck... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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WE gotta help this guy , maybe we should create a special fund or something so he can see a doctor (on a personal note ,I don't think there 's anybody out there that can cure what he's displayed so far ... :P) he's got SERIOUS mental issues....,multiple personality, retarded , and this is only the "top" section ...don't even get me started on what's below the neck... ;D ;D ;D ;D
He's a league of his own, when it comes to mental problems.......... :-\
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Vince is Jacked !!!
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First off I'm not dead but the person Vince G, CSN MFT technically doesn't exist. I have 2 friends of mine and my little cousin use my account. I'm mainly busy running the business and actually only post messages once or twice a week but I still want to keep my name out there. This hopefully also explains why the account has "mood swings". If my cousin puts up a message....watch out!!!! ;) You'll know when he's around.
I may put up another account that I specifically use only but for right now, I like things the way it is
Dude, you're full of shit. Now get back on your prozac!
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By the way everyone, I forgot to tell you that I died last spring of a Vitamin C overdose. My account is now being continued in my honor by a midget porn star, 3 garbage men, and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
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Of course he exists, he was once a California Raisin........
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Hah, thats very well done
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Of course he exists, he was once a California Raisin........
That Gordiano. is. a. work. of. art. Bravo. Need a GB hall-of-fame for some of these ones you are coming up with.
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Of course he exists, he was once a California Raisin........
damn dude, you(Gordiano) are good at that kind of shit, very funny, once again. ;D
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So Vince isn't real then?
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So Vince isn't real then?
I know vince is a real douchebag
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Nice work, Gordiano
*instant classic*
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I know vince is a real douchebag
LOL I love this board!
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Of course he exists, he was once a California Raisin........
This is excellent work gordiano but the question that begs to be asked here is not does he exist but why does he exist? Comic relief aside, why does he even bother to post when he's ridiculed where ever he goes?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=79355.0;attach=85289;image)
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why does he even bother to post when he's ridiculed where ever he goes?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=79355.0;attach=85289;image)
. "Attention Whore
Person who feels the need to have all eyes on them, via online message boards. An Attention Whore will write things about how thier health or families health in an attempt for sympathy. They will also do go to extremes as promoting themselves via threads on message boards to get people to choose sides over another person."
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. "Attention Whore
Person who feels the need to have all eyes on them, via online message boards. An Attention Whore will write things about how thier health or families health in an attempt for sympathy. They will also do go to extremes as promoting themselves via threads on message boards to get people to choose sides over another person."
that would make a good avatar