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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Showstoppa on July 17, 2006, 01:09:20 PM
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I stopped by a fitness store to pick-up some chalk today and there was this 300lb lady talking to the sales guy about ellipticals. I waited patiently as every machine creaked and groaned during her 200 questions. She finally decides on one and when the guy tells her they can deliver it this Saturday she pitches a big fit about not wanting it "unless you deliver it tomorrow!" As the guy calls someone, fatty rolls her eyes and asks me "Can you believe that?" My response, "Lady it's taken you how many years to get into your shape, yet now you have to have the elliptical tomorrow?" I just turned and laughed as she started digging her credit card out. hahahaha the sales guy gave me the chalk after she left.
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Hahahaha, excellent ownage Showstoppa. You did us proud. That
tiny giant twat won't recover from this crucification for a long time 8)
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Hahahaha, excellent ownage Showstoppa. You did us proud. That tiny giant twat won't recover from this crucification for a long time 8)
Thanks kiwiol. It's always rewarding to put to fatty in their place. hahaha
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She is probably home crying, eating Ben & Jerries crying out loud "I'll show that young fellow".....as she packs back the Phish Food!
Hope your happy
Special Nutty Professor's Wife looking to loose weight Ed
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She is probably home crying, eating Ben & Jerries crying out loud "I'll show that young fellow".....as she packs back the Phish Food!
Hope your happy
Special Nutty Professor's Wife looking to loose weight Ed
I'm very happy. If I can just motivate one fatty to turn away from the insanity and quit being obesely disgusting, I will I have accomplished my goal.
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You should of told her to run to the place that she is buying from and to carry it back home. That way she can get the eliptical instantly and start to burn the lard that surrounds her. Me I would of been like.... "Hey bitch gimme the 1000 bucks , Ill tie a hotdog to my back and you can chase me for a few days.....cause after a few days that thing will be the most expensive towel rack you will ever own."
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You should of told her to run to the place that she is buying from and to carry it back home. That way she can get the eliptical instantly and start to burn the lard that surrounds her. Me I would of been like.... "Hey bitch gimme the 1000 bucks , Ill tie a hotdog to my back and you can chase me for a few days.....cause after a few days that thing will be the most expensive towel rack you will ever own."
hahaha, "hotdog to my back..." She could probably have run a 10.0 100m for that. She resembled and out of shape Rosanne.
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I bet you made her go home and run to the freezer where she keeps her Ben/Jerry's and engorged herself something awful.
How much money did she pay for that clothes hanger she'll keep in the basement?
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I bet you made her go home and run to the freezer where she keeps her Ben/Jerry's and engorged herself something awful.
How much money did she pay for that clothes hanger she'll keep in the basement?
$1099 + tax. The thing is that even if she does actually use it, it won't hold up under her blatant fattyness.
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Maybe she'll find another way of using it ?
(http://www.snidelyworld.com/Humor/Photos/DogWalk.jpg)
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Maybe she'll find another way of using it ?
(http://www.snidelyworld.com/Humor/Photos/DogWalk.jpg)
hahah, put a wig and 50 more pounds of blubber on him and he could pass for her. hahaha
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How dare you suggest Mike Wolfe is a Tranny >:(
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How dare you suggest Mike Wolfe is a Tranny >:(
hahahaha ;D
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yes yes! it is good to be a muscle man.
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another fabricated story
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Woudlnt that be funny is it was a true story ;D
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Woudlnt that be funny is it was a true story ;D
Who says it not true? ;) You can't believe Bluto. He's mad cause I won't call his mom back.
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AHAHAAHAH!! Excellent owning of that fat, uppity bitch Showstoppa!! Yes, much like the small and weak, fatties should be punished for their physical lackings!
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I stopped by a fitness store to pick-up some chalk today and there was this 300lb lady talking to the sales guy about ellipticals. I waited patiently as every machine creaked and groaned during her 200 questions. She finally decides on one and when the guy tells her they can deliver it this Saturday she pitches a big fit about not wanting it "unless you deliver it tomorrow!" As the guy calls someone, fatty rolls her eyes and asks me "Can you believe that?" My response, "Lady it's taken you how many years to get into your shape, yet now you have to have the elliptical tomorrow?" I just turned and laughed as she started digging her credit card out. hahahaha the sales guy gave me the chalk after she left.
Thanx Showstoppa, you made my day. ;D
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You should've told her to buy the deluxe edition where there's a Big Mac suspended from a wire 3 feet in front of the elliptical. I can see it now: "must... get... sandwich... almost... there..."
;D
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Oh man, I absolutely HATE fat people.
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A fat person can always loose their weight, but the ugly will always remain ugly...
Sad but true. She was fat and ugly. :-\
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Sad but true. She was fat and ugly. :-\
did you ask her out
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(http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/my_wedding_dress.jpg)
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A fat person can always loose their weight, but the ugly will always remain ugly...
Monster truth.
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Thanx Showstoppa, you made my day. ;D
No problem DK, it's just part of my struggle against fatties.
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No problem DK, it's just part of my struggle against fatties.
If they can't struggle themselves, we struggle for them!
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I told the press time and time again. I DO NOT SAVE FAT WOMEN!
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Oh man, I absolutely HATE fat people.
c'mon, guys. they have great personality and kindness..and..huh, huh well. I guess that's it. lol
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c'mon, guys. they have great personality and kindness..and..huh, huh well. I guess that's it. lol
Yeah, but they only have kindness for other fat people.
Fat people hate people who work out.
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another fabricated story
the homo is obsessed with queers and fat people. It probably has something to do with his fat ass mom breastfeeding him until he was 14
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the homo is obsessed with queers and fat people. It probably has something to do with his fat ass mom breastfeeding him until he was 14
hahaha "gatrainer" gayer than a Roc Shabazz set of hack squats. hahaha