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according to controversial theologian, david ray griffin-- who is otherwise known as the largest church in the US--terrorists/rogue govts. are now contemplating the use of "snakes on a plane" to pursue their extra-legal goals. griffin says the choice of snakes is a natural one, given man's long-standing struggle with reptiles: "While Eve was brought down by a single snake in the garden of eden, whole jetliners might be brought down by unleashing armies of taipans, vipers, cobras and other scourges of God."
Griffin says the use of snakes is part of a natural evolution of terror. He says that, "Since agencies are getting more adept at detecting inorganic explosives, the next step is to use organic materials, like venom. People are going to be looking for bottles/vials containing liquid explosives, so it makes sense to smuggle the venom onboard in a sluggish snake that can be roused to activity by using body warmth. it makes perfect sense."
Griffin says that these new waves of reptilian terror will soon be unleashed on flights beginning in Australia. According to Griffin, who is a big fan of the naturalist Steve Irwin, Australia has some of the most venomous species of snakes on the planet. Other experts suggest that Sri Lanka--long plagued by terror attacks of its own--will be the point of origin.
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What the hell? ???
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What the hell? ???
what a terrible world we live in . . . God's creatures being used against man.
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according to controversial theologian, david ray griffin-- who is otherwise known as the largest church in the US--terrorists/rogue govts. are now contemplating the use of "snakes on a plane" to pursue their extra-legal goals. griffin says the choice of snakes is a natural one, given man's long-standing struggle with reptiles: "While Eve was brought down by a single snake in garden of eden, whole jetliners might be brought down by unleashing armies of taipans, vipers, cobras and other scourges of God."
Griffin says the use of snakes is part of a natural evolution of terror. He says that, "Since agencies are getting more adept at detecting inorganic explosives, the next step is to use organic materials, like venom. People are going to be looking for bottles/vials containing liquid explosives, so it makes sense to smuggle the venom onboard in a sluggish snake that can be roused to activity by using body warmth. it makes perfect sense."
Griffin says that these new waves of reptilian terror will soon be unleashed on flights beginning in Australia. According to Griffin, who is a big fan of the naturalist Steve Irwin, Australia has some of the most venomous species of snakes on the planet. Other experts suggest that Sri Lanka--long plagued by terror attacks of its own--will be the point of origin.
lol
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lol
this is serious man. Don't you think the govt. should fully investigate Griffin's allegations if there's even a slight chance that one American could be hurt by snakes on a plane?
I love America, and that's why I want her to do her best by everyone.
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this is serious man. Don't you think the govt. should fully investigate Griffin's allegations if there's even a slight chance that one American could be hurt by snakes on a plane?
I love America, and that's why I want her to do her best by everyone.
Dude, your sarcasm has reached a yet undiscovered level ;D LMAO
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There is a movie coming called snakes ona plane that details the whole event.
It is very much like Fahrenheit 9-11.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/)
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Dude, your sarcasm has reached a yet undiscovered level ;D LMAO
you might say that some people make it easy to reach these levels. ;D
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Al-Gebra, by any chance do you work at the Onion?
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Al-Gebra, by any chance do you work at the Onion?
no . . . but i do enjoy reading it sometimes.
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Isn't this the same guy that 240 quoted in his thread? ::)
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How many of these terrorist morons will get killed handling the snakes themselves? Hopefully many!
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bump for the national interest.
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Doesn't everybody carry antivenom in their carry-on make-up case ???
I wear mine in a heart-shaped vial around my neck... got the idea from Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton and their blood vials. Maybe next it will be poisonous spiders. We'll all have to start traveling by Greyhound.
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Doesn't everybody carry antivenom in their carry-on make-up case ???
I wear mine in a heart-shaped vial around my neck... got the idea from Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton and their blood vials. Maybe next it will be poisonous spiders. We'll all have to start traveling by Greyhound.
ahhh . . . this is beginning to make more sense. now I know why the govt. is preventing people from carrying on bottles/vials.