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Will Melvin bring his A game?
Did the magic stick work for him?
Will he "level" the playing field as he said he would?
We shall see but for now, here's a sneak preview:
http://www.caliberfitness.com/phatburned.wav
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Hell it's at least a good 4 or 5 hour drive for me but I think I'm gonna make a road trip just for venom goodrum.
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Pollen Nation (Revised And Updated)
Athletes will commonly do whatever it takes to win, and that often includes breaking the rules of the game. For elite athletes, that often means "juicing", or using steroids to gain a competitive advantage.
Following in the dubious footsteps of the notorious scientist-turned-rat Victor Conte, pharmacist extraordinaire Vince Goodrum, CSN MFT has developed a revolutionary new chemical compound which is taking the professional sports world by storm: Bee Pollen.
Recovering in a hospital bed from hundreds of bee stings received when "Some no good kids threw rocks at the bees nest in my backyard", Vince noticed his body was starting to change. Little bumps everywhere. Added size. 'Muscularity'. While doctors and educated 'college folk' people informed him the swelling was a result of poison from the bee stingers, Vince knew better. He realized there must be something 'anabolic' about the bee stingers. So he got to work.
Shortly after skipping out on his hospital bill Phatburner style, "Venom Vince Versace" visited every McDonalds in his hometown of Asheville, NC. Melvin was looking for his 'honey'. A veteran of the fast-food game, Vince knew they had to provide several complimentary packets of honey or syrup for each order of hotcakes purchased. Displaying dedication not witnessed since a Tamali post-contest binge, Vince chomped down hotcakes every morning for 17 months, hoarding the honey packets in his pickup truck while suffering through the consumption of tens of thousands of hotcakes with only butter - no syrup or honey.
Vince sacrificed but it was worth it. By early 2006, the back of Vince's 82 Chevy contained four trash bags, chock full of McDonalds honey packets. A careful manufacturing process involved emptying the McDonalds packets into Ziploc baggies and adding salt to preserve their anabolic nature. He was ready.
Next, Vince hit every flea market on the East Coast, peddling this concoction. Along the way, he made friends and enemies. His product’s success resulting in a young Judi Barton going out of business, and her eventual suicide. Her customer base was destroyed faster than a Nichols athlete’s kidney, and her Jaguar Ponzi scheme evaporated.
But Vince made friends too. Arvilla welcome mat/runner-up Cheri Lane met Vince at an Atlanta swap meet and the two became lifelong sweethearts. They will even role-play on the Internet as sworn enemies before engaging in a little mano-y-mano action in the bedroom. What most would consider an internet fued, they consider foreplay.
Today, Vince Goodbum, aka Triple V, stands on the very edge of the future. His patented bee pollen is taking the sports world by storm. It's the ‘Clear’ of 2006. Vince will be posting new pics, once they get back from One-Year-Photo, where he dropped off his film in early August, 2005. Until then, all we can do is wait. Make us proud Vince!!
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http://www.caliberfitness.com/phatburned.wav
See what I mean about his voice? Vince has that very deep-south accent, but he sounds somewhat intelligent.
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somebody throw up some goodrum contest pics and pool pics to complete this thread- I think vinces exact words were the magic stick will turn you into a road map of vascularity-lol
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Word on the street is that Vince has the perfect routine for the evening round. He will be posing to "My lumps, my lovely lady lumps."
You all know the damn song. Now tell me another song that fits him better than that! ;D
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Vince, do you plan to lift weights and diet for the show or do you rely alone on the anabolic effects of bee pollen?
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which moutaineer does he do??
if its the one in Boone,NC????
I did that show last year and will look through my old pix if thats the one he does
around the same date to---last year it was Sept 24th
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which moutaineer does he do??
if its the one in Boone,NC????
I did that show last year and will look through my old pix if thats the one he does
around the same date to---last year it was Sept 24th
Yep that's the one. This will be his first showing at the mountaineer. the infamous pics that you will eventually see on this thread were from the metrolina. He should have won but fell asleep an hour early the night before judging. ;D
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Did I hear a shotgun being cleaned in the background? ;D
being a Mossberger myself, I can tell you that no real man would try to focus on a conversation while cleaning his shotty at the same time.
Cleaning your shotgun is like bathing a puppy, or shaving your genitals. It requires care, love, and complete concentration. You savor the moment, soak it in, and concentrate on doing things right.
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being a Mossberger myself, I can tell you that no real man would try to focus on a conversation while cleaning his shotty at the same time.
Cleaning your shotgun is like bathing a puppy, or shaving your genitals. It requires care, love, and complete concentration. You savor the moment, soak it in, and concentrate on doing things right.
What teh fcuk are you on about?
YIP
Zack
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Word on the street is that Vince has the perfect routine for the evening round. He will be posing to "My lumps, my lovely lady lumps."
You all know the damn song. Now tell me another song that fits him better than that! ;D
Funny...
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i know i can't wait to see how he turns out this time, it's got to be a drastic improvement ;D
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http://www.caliberfitness.com/phatburned.wav
who the fuck was/is that?
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somebody throw up some goodrum contest pics and pool pics to complete this thread- I think vinces exact words were the magic stick will turn you into a road map of vascularity-lol
I never said that about the Magic Stick. I said that for Synthelator and I have 3 bottle of that stuff. Its enough to make a roap map out of anyone.
Of course, if that doesn't work, a high dose of niacin and some red wine will definitely do the trick although I'll be a bit loopy from the effects
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Hey Vince,
What's your goal weight for the show and are you doing the Jr. class or the Open???
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I plan on going. Sounds like a good show with quality competitors.
although I'll be a bit loopy from the effects
That's not possible.
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Hey Vince,
What's your goal weight for the show and are you doing the Jr. class or the Open???
My weight I end up at is going to determine class. If I fall under 189 pounds, I'll do the Open Light-Heavyweight. If not I'll do the Jr Heavyweight. I just don't want to end up in the Middleweight Division ever again. Even if I was in shape at the Metrolina I would have gotten destroyed being almost 6 feet tall.
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My weight I end up at is going to determine class. If I fall under 189 pounds, I'll do the Open Light-Heavyweight. If not I'll do the Jr Heavyweight. I just don't want to end up in the Middleweight Division ever again. Even if I was in shape at the Metrolina I would have gotten destroyed being almost 6 feet tall.
6ft and under 189? bwahahahahaha
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My weight I end up at is going to determine class. If I fall under 189 pounds, I'll do the Open Light-Heavyweight. If not I'll do the Jr Heavyweight. I just don't want to end up in the Middleweight Division ever again. Even if I was in shape at the Metrolina I would have gotten destroyed being almost 6 feet tall.
You ma niggavince!
Show them suckas who da man is,
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I just hit up a few sucka MCs on the nextel.
They are backing out of the Mountaineer.
They're skerred.
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I just hit up a few sucka MCs on the nextel.
They are backing out of the Mountaineer.
They're skerred.
Word up, home skillet.
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My weight I end up at is going to determine class. If I fall under 189 pounds, I'll do the Open Light-Heavyweight. If not I'll do the Jr Heavyweight. I just don't want to end up in the Middleweight Division ever again. Even if I was in shape at the Metrolina I would have gotten destroyed being almost 6 feet tall.
btw, Open Light-Heavyweight is 176.5-198.25
Junior Heavyweight is over 187.25
why not do the juniors, unless of course you've won your weight class in an open division or the overall in a junior division before???
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I never said that about the Magic Stick. I said that for Synthelator and I have 3 bottle of that stuff. Its enough to make a roap map out of anyone.
Of course, if that doesn't work, a high dose of niacin and some red wine will definitely do the trick although I'll be a bit loopy from the effects
Niacin and red wine went out the early 80's. ::) As far as the Synthelator, yes it works, but be prepared to not be able to breath too well for about 30 minutes after you inject it.
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Niacin and red wine went out the early 80's. ::) As far as the Synthelator, yes it works, but be prepared to not be able to breath too well for about 30 minutes after you inject it.
I'm not doing the full dose, I'm only planning to take 5ml of that stuff. I'm well aware that the Synthelator causes hyperventilation.
And Niacin and red wine still works pretty good but I didn't know that went out of date. what are folks doing now???
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I'm not doing the full dose, I'm only planning to take 5ml of that stuff. I'm well aware that the Synthelator causes hyperventilation.
And Niacin and red wine still works pretty good but I didn't know that went out of date. what are folks doing now???
Vince keep sucking off your boyfriend and keep mixing the bee pollen with it. Your body shows how good that mix works.
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btw, Open Light-Heavyweight is 176.5-198.25
Junior Heavyweight is over 187.25
why not do the juniors, unless of course you've won your weight class in an open division or the overall in a junior division before???
Because I don't want to end up in the Middleweight division again. That's usually as class full of people 5'7 and below and I problably wouldn't fair too well
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Because I don't want to end up in the Middleweight division again. That's usually as class full of people 5'7 and below and I problably wouldn't fair too well
Actually VInce you should avoid any class with guys under 7' tall and over 100 lbs. I really think with all your contacts and knowledge you shoudl solicit BB to the Special Olympics. You may be able to place in the top 10. Maybe,
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Vince should pose to Weird Al's 'FAT'...then the music breaks and cuts into 'In The Navy'.
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Will Melvin bring his A game?
Did the magic stick work for him?
Will he "level" the playing field as he said he would?
We shall see but for now, here's a sneak preview:
http://www.caliberfitness.com/phatburned.wav
Monster HIgh Pitched teenage cracking hick white boy voice.
Epic lame promo
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Yep that's the one. This will be his first showing at the mountaineer. the infamous pics that you will eventually see on this thread were from the metrolina. He should have won but fell asleep an hour early the night before judging. ;D
which Metrolina did he do??
I won the Jr overall in 2003 when I was 20...If he did that one I'll check my pics to see if I have him
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what are folks doing now???
Dieting and cardio.
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Actually VInce you should avoid any class with guys under 7' tall and over 100 lbs. I really think with all your contacts and knowledge you shoudl solicit BB to the Special Olympics. You may be able to place in the top 10. Maybe,
Well, that only leaves your mother. However I don't want to compete against the entire U.S. Navy.
Honestly, you're nothing but a Hawaiian Pig skewed and roasting over the coals. Its not a challenge picking on your fat ass. And don't show anymore pictures of you hiding your belly behind some old ass piece of shit car.
Folks, I'm training hard for this show and the support I've gotten is appreciated. This time I'll get it right.
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Well, that only leaves your mother. However I don't want to compete against the entire U.S. Navy.
Honestly, you're nothing but a Hawaiian Pig skewed and roasting over the coals. Its not a challenge picking on your fat ass. And don't show anymore pictures of you hiding your belly behind some old ass piece of shit car.
Folks, I'm training hard for this show and the support I've gotten is appreciated. This time I'll get it right.
It's funny because you still haven't caught on that everyone is being sarcastic. No One supports your fat nerdy ass.
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im seriously thinking that all the "update" pics of vince are from a while back...and he'll come in the mountaineer looking amazing (of course juiced to the grillz though)
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he'll miss his carb loading once agian and look like the titanic sunk in that ocean he calls a body
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im seriously thinking that all the "update" pics of vince are from a while back...and he'll come in the mountaineer looking amazing (of course juiced to the grillz though)
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he'll miss his carb loading once agian and look like the titanic sunk in that ocean he calls a body
Haha, looking forward to either eventuality... ;)
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who the f**k was/is that?
Mr Goodbum apparently...
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Latest pics at 6 weeks out...sure lookin' sharp as heck! ;D
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Well, that only leaves your mother. However I don't want to compete against the entire U.S. Navy.
Honestly, you're nothing but a Hawaiian Pig skewed and roasting over the coals. Its not a challenge picking on your fat ass. And don't show anymore pictures of you hiding your belly behind some old ass piece of shit car.
Folks, I'm training hard for this show and the support I've gotten is appreciated. This time I'll get it right.
Hey Vince, what music will you be posing to if you make it to the nightshow? Heroic film scores or hiphop/R&B?
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Hey Vince, what music will you be posing to if you make it to the nightshow? Heroic film scores or hiphop/R&B?
probably the exorcist theme
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Well, that only leaves your mother. However I don't want to compete against the entire U.S. Navy.
Folks, I'm training hard for this show and the support I've gotten is appreciated. This time I'll get it right.
Honestly one day someone is gonna crack you thick fukin skull wide open ... :o :o You're so stupid that the word "retarded" would be a compliment for you .....Support????? Name one person on this board or Mayhem that is showing you the so called support you're talking about. Fukin loser.... :-X
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I support Vince. What a man!
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I'm not doing the full dose, I'm only planning to take 5ml of that stuff. I'm well aware that the Synthelator causes hyperventilation.
And Niacin and red wine still works pretty good but I didn't know that went out of date. what are folks doing now???
cardio
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Honestly one day someone is gonna crack you thick fukin skull wide open ... :o :o You're so stupid that the word "retarded" would be a compliment for you .....Support????? Name one person on this board or Mayhem that is showing you the so called support you're talking about. Fukin loser.... :-X
quoted for absolute truth
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Well im going to buck the trend and wish you good luck Vince. ;D
I hope you have been practicing the mandatories.
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cardio
whats the hell is that??
can I get it in 200mg??
and how many times a week do I take it??
-Vince 'Gangsta' G
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whats the hell is that??
can I get it in 200mg??
and how many times a week do I take it??
-Vince 'Gangsta' G
yeah, that is an old school techinique, I am trying it myself, working very very slow though
Vince should go to the gym atleast once before he gets on stage...bee pollen and all
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My weight I end up at is going to determine class. If I fall under 189 pounds, I'll do the Open Light-Heavyweight. If not I'll do the Jr Heavyweight. I just don't want to end up in the Middleweight Division ever again. Even if I was in shape at the Metrolina I would have gotten destroyed being almost 6 feet tall.
ya it had nothing to do with lack of muscle and being 27% bf on stage right?
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I'm not doing the full dose, I'm only planning to take 5ml of that stuff. I'm well aware that the Synthelator causes hyperventilation.
And Niacin and red wine still works pretty good but I didn't know that went out of date. what are folks doing now???
dieting and getting lean...try it. works wonders.
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I just hope he remembers to take off his socks before he goes onstage.
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I just hope he remembers to take off his socks before he goes onstage.
I think those are to hide his hooved feet....MOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
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Vince, stop worrying about your weight so much. Get as lean as possible and compete wherever you land. You were far too heavy last year. Get in good condition and you'll get some respect wherever you place. The worst thing you can do is be fat on the day of the show.
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Vince, stop worrying about your weight so much.
The deal is that he has to talk like that, because he hears real bodybuilders sometimes obsessing over their weight and feels that he has to do the same in order to convince people - and himself - that he, too, is a competitive bodybuilder.
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Vince, stop worrying about your weight so much. Get as lean as possible and compete wherever you land. You were far too heavy last year. Get in good condition and you'll get some respect wherever you place. The worst thing you can do is be fat on the day of the show.
I'm at 190 now but my waist just hit 30 inches and my bodyfat is much lower than last time at 6 weeks out. A couple more weeks of running gassers and I should be fine. I will end up being in the light-heavies so it doesn't make a difference anymore.
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I'm at 190 now but my waist just hit 30 inches and my bodyfat is much lower than last time at 6 weeks out. A couple more weeks of running gassers and I should be fine. I will end up being in the light-heavies so it doesn't make a difference anymore.
Hahahaha delusional talk for ....Im playing video games and trying to beat this level...hahahaha
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I'm at 190 now but my waist just hit 30 inches and my bodyfat is much lower than last time at 6 weeks out. A couple more weeks of running gassers and I should be fine. I will end up being in the light-heavies so it doesn't make a difference anymore.
30-inch waist, that's nearing melvin anthony's proportions.
I got $100 on you to finish in the top half of your class- don't let me down Vince!
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Vince pretty much has to show up looking good, or he'll never live it down.
I can almost guarantee there will be people who post here at the show, and I'm sure pics will be posted.
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I'm at 190 now but my waist just hit 30 inches and my bodyfat is much lower than last time at 6 weeks out. A couple more weeks of running gassers and I should be fine. I will end up being in the light-heavies so it doesn't make a difference anymore.
You stupid negro. Are you really that stupid. Show one pic of what you look like now you fat stupid negro. ANything would be better than every pic we've seen. You delusional moron. Are you still going to the Olympia. I can't to see you in person. 30" waist. Dude the only thing you are is a waste. Funny though. You are defintiely funny as hell.
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I'm at 190 now but my waist just hit 30 inches and my bodyfat is much lower than last time at 6 weeks out. A couple more weeks of running gassers and I should be fine. I will end up being in the light-heavies so it doesn't make a difference anymore.
Vince, what do you plan on weighing the day of your show? Wouldn't you rather weigh in at the top end of the middles than the bottom end of the light heavies? Get into your best condition and let that decide what class you end up in.
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Vince, ignore tha haters. You gotta keep a POSITIVE MINDSET to avoid those cortisol level rising.
Post a pic at 30" waist... I guarantee it'll shut some people up!
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Im sure his waist is at 30 inches, but so is Screech's and he is not competeing in the Mr. Brokeback Mountaineer contest..
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Vince just sent me this last photo. His waist is awesome
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You stupid negro. Are you really that stupid. Show one pic of what you look like now you fat stupid negro. ANything would be better than every pic we've seen. You delusional moron. Are you still going to the Olympia. I can't to see you in person. 30" waist. Dude the only thing you are is a waste. Funny though. You are defintiely funny as hell.
LMFAO this post made my day.
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30" waist? bwahahahahahahah
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He sucks ass
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30" waist? bwahahahahahahah
I don't think he'd bullshit about something so easily verifiable.
Vince, shut up the hater MCs!
Vince, post the pics man! Just a shot to show em your waist!
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What 'choo gonna do when VinceSANIA runs wild on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't think he'd bullshit about something so easily verifiable.
Vince, shut up the hater MCs!
Vince, post the pics man! Just a shot to show em your waist!
Yeah 240, Vince is a pargaon of virtue and all that is right in the world of bodybuilding and the flea market supplementation industry.
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Vince just sent me this last photo. His waist is awesome
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Vince, ignore tha haters. You gotta keep a POSITIVE MINDSET to avoid those cortisol level rising.
Post a pic at 30" waist... I guarantee it'll shut some people up!
I'm actually doing even better. I'm working on posting a video of me practicing my night routine.
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I'm actually doing even better. I'm working on posting a video of me practicing my night routine.
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm actually doing even better. I'm working on posting a video of me practicing my night routine.
It's like Christmas in August....lol
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Vince post a video of you kicking lee priest's ass at the olympia too !!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm actually doing even better. I'm working on posting a video of me practicing my night routine.
CLASSIC
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You stupid negro. Are you really that stupid. Show one pic of what you look like now you fat stupid negro. ANything would be better than every pic we've seen. You delusional moron. Are you still going to the Olympia. I can't to see you in person. 30" waist. Dude the only thing you are is a waste. Funny though. You are defintiely funny as hell.
Show me a picture of you with a 40in waist or less, fatboy..... ;D
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You stupid negro. Are you really that stupid. Show one pic of what you look like now you fat stupid negro. ANything would be better than every pic we've seen. You delusional moron. Are you still going to the Olympia. I can't to see you in person. 30" waist. Dude the only thing you are is a waste. Funny though. You are defintiely funny as hell.
I won't have to wait to see you. You come out at around 6am every day and set around 7pm. ..... ;D
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I'm actually doing even better. I'm working on posting a video of me practicing my night routine.
You said that last year (or earlier this year).
Never happened...
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You said that last year (or earlier this year).
Never happened...
I had some personal issues come up.
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Hey TRENUGGA...does it bother you that you and Vince here have eh...'something in common'? I know I'd be embarrassed or ashamed.
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I sold my left testacle and my soul for a lifetime's supply of Goodrum Bee Pollen. The gains I have made on it are out of this world!!!!! I now I have the courage to look a girl in the eye when she slaps me around and steals my power rack and I owe it all to Vince. Thanks a lot!!!!!!!!
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Vince, we'll be there rooting for you!
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Show me a picture of you with a 40in waist or less, fatboy..... ;D
I never had over a 40" waist and I weighed 300. My waist was around 37" to 38" no matter what I weighed over 275. I was still easily fitting in my 36 Calvins at 300 when I moved here in 89' Pleeeaaaaaaaaaase negro, don't try to get in my league, you will fail desperately.
I can't say that now, not by a long shot, but at least I could say it when I was lifting.
I had some personal issues come up.
What personal issues. What were they. Come up with something good. What issues are you going to have this year. Face it Vince, you look like shit and have no right to go on stage and embarrass the other competitors and promoter. You bring down that show and I bet the promoter wishes you wouldn't enter. But we all really hope you do cause it is going to be very funny to see how much you changed (yea right). Vince how come you won't post any pics of you right now. You are so close to the show you shoudl look half way decent. ANd you have to remember I never ever said I was a bodybuilder. I am not that delirious or stupid. But I do know my body was tighter, stronger (allot), harder, bigger and less bodyfat than you and I weighed 300. ANd I ate what I wanted when I wanted. You just need to realize you are not a bodybuilder. You are a flea market booth salesman. Please stick with that.
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I'm actually doing even better. I'm working on posting a video of me practicing my night routine.
What music will you be posting to? Classical or gangsta rap?
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What music will you be posting to? Classical or gangsta rap?
he's going to be posing to the circus tune ive heard,with a clown costume as props
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I never had over a 40" waist and I weighed 300. My waist was around 37" to 38" no matter what I weighed over 275. I was still easily fitting in my 36 Calvins at 300 when I moved here in 89' Pleeeaaaaaaaaaase negro, don't try to get in my league, you will fail desperately.
I can't say that now, not by a long shot, but at least I could say it when I was lifting.
What personal issues. What were they. Come up with something good. What issues are you going to have this year. Face it Vince, you look like shit and have no right to go on stage and embarrass the other competitors and promoter. You bring down that show and I bet the promoter wishes you wouldn't enter. But we all really hope you do cause it is going to be very funny to see how much you changed (yea right). Vince how come you won't post any pics of you right now. You are so close to the show you shoudl look half way decent. ANd you have to remember I never ever said I was a bodybuilder. I am not that delirious or stupid. But I do know my body was tighter, stronger (allot), harder, bigger and less bodyfat than you and I weighed 300. ANd I ate what I wanted when I wanted. You just need to realize you are not a bodybuilder. You are a flea market booth salesman. Please stick with that.
It means a family member died when I say personal issues. Don't bring this up again.
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It means a family member died when I say personal issues. Don't bring this up again.
Can we expect a smackdown (like you did to Grundy) if the issue is brought up then?
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Can we expect a smackdown (like you did to Grundy) if the issue is brought up then?
Vince already marked everyone at getbig
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he's going to be posing to the circus tune ive heard,with a clown costume as props
haha
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It means a family member died when I say personal issues. Don't bring this up again.
Cousin Zeke?
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Hey TRENUGGA...does it bother you that you and Vince here have eh...'something in common'? I know I'd be embarrassed or ashamed.
Not anymore.
I started a petition to get him kicked out of the Black race and it passed unanimously.
I don't know where he is now, but rumor has it that he may have been picked up off waivers by the "Others".
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It means a family member died when I say personal issues.
This is the first I've heard of this. Sorry to hear it.
Why didn't you just say this the first time around?
Were you and the deceased close or was the issue having to deal with all the other family members during the week of the funeral?
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Vince, post some updated pics. A picture of you in shape would definitely help your case.
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This is the first I've heard of this. Sorry to hear it.
Why didn't you just say this the first time around?
Were you and the deceased close or was the issue having to deal with all the other family members during the week of the funeral?
You don't actually believe him do you?
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You don't actually believe him do you?
Not really, but the made-up stories are pretty entertaining.
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, though.
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It means a family member died when I say personal issues. Don't bring this up again.
Well Vince it wouldnt have happened if your family member would have not tried to escape my fields...I tell them all the penalty for trying to escape my fields for freedom is death. It's as simple as that.
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It means a family member died when I say personal issues. Don't bring this up again.
Yea right. Who was it show some proof. You are full of shit negro. You fat blob of shit. Now you try tomake it sound like something happened to others when in fact you piece of black shit you are a pussy and you know nothing about what you are doing. Get off the stage monkey and concentrate on the flea market. Now take that. :'(
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This is the first I've heard of this. Sorry to hear it.
Why didn't you just say this the first time around?
Were you and the deceased close or was the issue having to deal with all the other family members during the week of the funeral?
Cause he just thought of this excuse. It's evident. He might be counting hi Ghia Pet as one of his family
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he's going to be posing to the circus tune ive heard,with a clown costume as props
Was it "Send in the Clowns"?
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Was it "Send in the Clowns"?
hahaha yes cheri thats the one ;D
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hahaha yes cheri thats the one ;D
Isn't it rich,
Isn't he a fag
Us here at last on the ground,
Vince in mid-air
Send in the clowns
Isn't it bliss,
Don't you approve
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Just when I stopped opening doors
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines - no one is there
Don't you love farce,
Our fault I fear
We thought that you'd want what we'd want,
Sorry my dear
But where are the clowns
There ought to be clowns
Quick send in the clowns
What a surprise,
Who could foresee?
We've come to feel about you what we felt about shit
Why only now when we see that you've drifted away
What a surprise, what a cliché
Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
Losing your timing this late in your career
And where are the clowns
Quick send in the clowns
Don't bother Vince is here.....
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Isn't it rich,
Isn't he a fag
Us here at last on the ground,
Vince in mid-air
Send in the clowns
Isn't it bliss,
Don't you approve
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Just when I stopped opening doors
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines - no one is there
Don't you love farce,
Our fault I fear
We thought that you'd want what we'd want,
Sorry my dear
But where are the clowns
There ought to be clowns
Quick send in the clowns
What a surprise,
Who could foresee?
We've come to feel about you what we felt about shit
Why only now when we see that you've drifted away
What a surprise, what a cliché
Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
Losing your timing this late in your career
And where are the clowns
Quick send in the clowns
Don't bother Vince is here.....
LMAO ;D ;D ;D
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Does this Vince Dude even lift weights?
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Does this Vince Dude even lift weights?
No way. He is trying to be a BB without lifting weights. He thinks by just eating bee pollen and some thing called a magic stick up his ass will give him a great body. All it has done is ruined his eyesight so he see a great body in the mirror.
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Not really, but the made-up stories are pretty entertaining.
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, though.
I honestly don't give a shit what you or anyone else believes and its pretty low getting entertainment off someone's relatives passing away. Its not made up and last year I did say I dropped out of the 2005 Metrolina due to personal issues. I didn't openly elaborate last year because I'm not in the habit of bringing up family problems on discussion boards because this is not the proper venue to do so. I think you would even agree on that. I only mentioned it to my friends on Muscle Mayhem and that was it.
Onlyme, even if you had a 36 waist that's is still fat bro. Lose the weight, twinkie boy.
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I honestly don't give a shit what you or anyone else believes and its pretty low getting entertainment off someone's relatives passing away. Its not made up and last year I did say I dropped out of the 2005 Metrolina due to personal issues. I didn't openly elaborate last year because I'm not in the habit of bringing up family problems on discussion boards because this is not the proper venue to do so. I think you would even agree on that. I only mentioned it to my friends on Muscle Mayhem and that was it.
Onlyme, even if you had a 36 waist that's is still fat bro. Lose the weight, twinkie boy.
ok Vince. 2 things. If you truly lost a loved one...I am truly sorry for such, we all know what it's like and it's not a laughing matter. You are questioned obviously because your over exagerated or down right lies you post here so you can't blame anyone for second doubting you. As far as a 36 inch waist. Are you expecting us to believe that you waist line is any smaller. Especially when you post this picture of yourself? This looks to be in the range of 36" or there around.
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No way. He is trying to be a BB without lifting weights. He thinks by just eating bee pollen and some thing called a magic stick up his ass will give him a great body. All it has done is ruined his eyesight so he see a great body in the mirror.
;D ;D
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;D ;D
Hi Rac ;)
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VINCE IS STILL A BITCH. GOODRUM DISS
INTRO:
I dont really want to be like this,
But time to call a timeout,
Its on bitch,time for another True Adonis diss!
End INTRO
I would never claim to be no Chris Cormier
Vince you are just 28 year old fake wanna be wrestling slash bodybuilding queer with an imaginary career.
So how can you even claim to lift weight and talk shit?
Youv`e got two fucking udders on your chest,you weak bitch.
You just waitin for someone to come along and milk your tits,
You are way more pussy than a Dozen Clits.
But then again you`ll finally get your wish
Fuckin punk pussy f**k you chump
gimme a one-on-one see if I dont f**k you up
Tryin to post the on MuscleMayhem and everyone just cuts you up
And you tried to get at Milly in a few posts and failed miserably thats how much you
suck
A complete dumbass in the industry, flea market hustler begging for a buck,
Cruising aroung in a 92 Ford Tempo,rollin` 4 hubcaps and a spare doughnut.
You embarrass yourself at bodybuilding shows,how can we take you serious?
You get laughed off the stage when you make an appearence
No one even respects you or take you serious
Its not that we dont like you, we hate you - period
Bitch you aint even got a fuckin crib
You aint even got a fuckin phone, fuckin bum,Vince Goodbum
Caliber Fitness.com what a fucking sham
Nothing but bullshit products and a Cayenne pepper scam.
Vince don`t see it though,
Selling his wack shit out the back of his Tempo.
Spendin your whole paycheck on Sugar Cookies instead of Brown Rice,
Tell us Vince,whats it like bein bullied over half your life?
Cuz your broke as f**k you suck your a fuckin joke
Screwing up your carb up,looking for an excuse,
Your best bet is to find a source and resort to heavy use.
You`ll never make it, You are dirtier than Derek Anthonys anus,
You never had no security, you'll never be famous
You'l never now what its like to be rich, lifes a bitch aint it?
Vince, here, let me break this shit down in laymens
terms for you just to make sure that you can understand this
Give it up and just quit the shit,
Let me speak it a bit slower,
Go buy a revolver,
Point and shoot yourself
Let it go dawg it's over.
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ok Vince. 2 things. If you truly lost a loved one...I am truly sorry for such, we all know what it's like and it's not a laughing matter. You are questioned obviously because your over exagerated or down right lies you post here so you can't blame anyone for second doubting you. As far as a 36 inch waist. Are you expecting us to believe that you waist line is any smaller. Especially when you post this picture of yourself? This looks to be in the range of 36" or there around.
The highest my waist has ever been is 34, generally it stays around 32 inches. In this case, my shitty genetics are responsible for that since most people in my family is tall and skinny. It should be around 28 inches again when I step on-stage.
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I honestly don't give a shit what you or anyone else believes and its pretty low getting entertainment off someone's relatives passing away. Its not made up and last year I did say I dropped out of the 2005 Metrolina due to personal issues. I didn't openly elaborate last year because I'm not in the habit of bringing up family problems on discussion boards because this is not the proper venue to do so. I think you would even agree on that. I only mentioned it to my friends on Muscle Mayhem and that was it.
Onlyme, even if you had a 36 waist that's is still fat bro. Lose the weight, twinkie boy.
Vince what are you 5'3" You sloppy monkey. You are one of the softest and flabby looking people I have ever seen on stage. And my waist at 36" was pretty fucking good. I was 6'1" and 300 lbs. you monkey. That mean I shadow you and looked a whole better and didn't BB. Have you taken your meds today. You are overly delusional. And since it is highly doubtful that was the reason you pulled out, you are full of shit. No sympathy here boy. Be a man and not a pussy. If Arnold can do it so can you. Come on boy, step it up.
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Vince what are you 5'3" You sloppy monkey. You are one of the softest and flabby looking people I have ever seen on stage. And my waist at 36" was pretty fucking good. I was 6'1" and 300 lbs. you monkey. That mean I shadow you and looked a whole better and didn't BB. Have you taken your meds today. You are overly delusional. And since it is highly doubtful that was the reason you pulled out, you are full of shit. No sympathy here boy. Be a man and not a pussy. If Arnold can do it so can you. Come on boy, step it up.
STOP KEITH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WILL UNLEASH THE BEAST !
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STOP KEITH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WILL UNLEASH THE BEAST !
I'm not worried about Onlyme. Just listen to his rants. I've obviously broken his spirit very badly.
Cheer up Onlyme, its just blubber. You can still get a job a Seaworld as Shamu's stun double.
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Vince, you look horrible..............so ft as Mr. Softee. come on bro, DIET.also put on some mass beforehand. Better yet, just quit wasting your time, find a new hobby.like become a rapper or a gangbanger, homeslice.
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Vince what are you 5'3" You sloppy monkey. You are one of the softest and flabby looking people I have ever seen on stage. And my waist at 36" was pretty fucking good. I was 6'1" and 300 lbs. you monkey. That mean I shadow you and looked a whole better and didn't BB. Have you taken your meds today. You are overly delusional. And since it is highly doubtful that was the reason you pulled out, you are full of shit. No sympathy here boy. Be a man and not a pussy. If Arnold can do it so can you. Come on boy, step it up.
Monster Meltdown..... ;D
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;D
He will also attempt a run on the big-screen!
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Monster Meltdown..... ;D
hahaha ;D I swear you can make me laugh so hard sometimes. Boy, you are a wannabe. Thats it. You post on the internet to get attention. Where else are you going to get it, in person. Doubt it. Where is that pic you going to post of you getting in shape for the up coming show. Come on bro, cough it up. You are just weeks out you have to look better than those trainwresk pics you post up. Come on Vince show me up. You can do it. I give you permission. Go ahead boy, post some pics up of your nappy haired , flabby body. Come on lets see what is going to take the Mountaineer by storm. Come on show us what the trainer of champions, the man with the pollen looks like. Shut me up Vince show us all your sculptured body.
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hahaha ;D I swear you can make me laugh so hard sometimes. Boy, you are a wannabe. Thats it. You post on the internet to get attention. Where else are you going to get it, in person. Doubt it. Where is that pic you going to post of you getting in shape for the up coming show. Come on bro, cough it up. You are just weeks out you have to look better than those trainwresk pics you post up. Come on Vince show me up. You can do it. I give you permission. Go ahead boy, post some pics up of your nappy haired , flabby body. Come on lets see what is going to take the Mountaineer by storm. Come on show us what the trainer of champions, the man with the pollen looks like. Shut me up Vince show us all your sculptured body.
hahahaha, Vince......owned!!!!!
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hahaha ;D I swear you can make me laugh so hard sometimes. Boy, you are a wannabe. Thats it. You post on the internet to get attention. Where else are you going to get it, in person. Doubt it. Where is that pic you going to post of you getting in shape for the up coming show. Come on bro, cough it up. You are just weeks out you have to look better than those trainwresk pics you post up. Come on Vince show me up. You can do it. I give you permission. Go ahead boy, post some pics up of your nappy haired , flabby body. Come on lets see what is going to take the Mountaineer by storm. Come on show us what the trainer of champions, the man with the pollen looks like. Shut me up Vince show us all your sculptured body.
Sure I'll shut you up.......
Hey folks, does anyone have a bucket of KFC fried chicken I can borrow...... ;D
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Sure I'll shut you up.......
Hey folks, does anyone have a bucket of KFC fried chicken I can borrow...... ;D
Thanks Vince I love KFC. Now while I am eating please post your pic. Lets see that awesome "body by bee pollen" you are bragging about.
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Sure I'll shut you up.......
Hey folks, does anyone have a bucket of KFC fried chicken I can borrow...... ;D
I guess we found out how Vince gets into his great shape! It all makes sense now!
What a fat delusional idiot
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The highest my waist has ever been is 34, generally it stays around 32 inches. In this case, my shitty genetics are responsible for that since most people in my family is tall and skinny. It should be around 28 inches again when I step on-stage.
Vince your waist will NEVER be 28 inches! I hate saying this cuz I am your biggest fan. I think you will do great at your contest, but don't bs about having a 28 inch waist. Maybe this year you can apply lotion so you aren't so ashy?
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The highest my waist has ever been is 34, generally it stays around 32 inches. In this case, my shitty genetics are responsible for that since most people in my family is tall and skinny. It should be around 28 inches again when I step on-stage.
Vince lets just say your waist is 34. Okay if thats true which more than likely it isn't cause you have a very hard time telling truth ever. Why the fuck are you so soft. You have not visible muscle whatsoever. Is that genetics too. I bet you don't lift at all and if you do it has to be with a Bowflex or something and only one bar. I mean dude you have NO muscle. Fat, black, stupid, moronic, delusional and just an around dumb monkey, dude seriously think about just hanging yourself. Save the many years of embarassment now.
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"Vince", if you look like this contest shape, what do you look like 'offseason'????
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"Vince", if you look like this contest shape, what do you look like 'offseason'????
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Hey, Only me, ease up on Mr Bee Pollen. Heck you make me laugh with your posts.
Look I give credit where it is due and I salute Vince G for having the Steve Reeves frown in his images. He does that flawlessly. I think he communicates that he does take this sport seriously and that is something to applaud.
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Cousin Zeke?
LMAO@Cousin Zeke! Vince, is ol' Cuz Zeke still in da motherf***ing' house? ;)
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Hey, Only me, ease up on Mr Bee Pollen. Heck you make me laugh with your posts.
Look I give credit where it is due and I salute Vince G for having the Steve Reeves frown in his images. He does that flawlessly. I think he communicates that he does take this sport seriously and that is something to applaud.
Is that a wisecrack on your part? How would you rate Vince's chances, all-natural mind you, at the upcoming NPC Mountaineer based on these latest pics? Will he qualify for the USAS/Nationals and get a crack at a coveted IFBB Pro card?
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hahaha ;D I swear you can make me laugh so hard sometimes. Boy, you are a wannabe. Thats it. You post on the internet to get attention. Where else are you going to get it, in person. Doubt it. Where is that pic you going to post of you getting in shape for the up coming show. Come on bro, cough it up. You are just weeks out you have to look better than those trainwresk pics you post up. Come on Vince show me up. You can do it. I give you permission. Go ahead boy, post some pics up of your nappy haired , flabby body. Come on lets see what is going to take the Mountaineer by storm. Come on show us what the trainer of champions, the man with the pollen looks like. Shut me up Vince show us all your sculptured body.
Keith, are you insinuating that Vince will somehow take the Mountaineer by tossing the competition offstage on their sweet ear?
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Keith, are you insinuating that Vince will somehow take the Mountaineer by tossing the competition offstage on their sweet ear?
I have a feeling he is training all the guy in his class. WHich brings down to not who looks the best but who looks the worse, the least
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Damn- sick vince G pic- he can fly with those wings- ???
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lol- I just realized it says the return of vincent goodbum-lol thats great! :D
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Damn- sick vince G pic- he can fly with those wings- ???
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ------- LIFT OFF
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5 weeks now and counting...Judgement Day's drawing closer for Venom Vince...I just hope the Synthelator's workin' wonders fer him...
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Well Vince it wouldnt have happened if your family member would have not tried to escape my fields...I tell them all the penalty for trying to escape my fields for freedom is death. It's as simple as that.
your username sounds correct but I think THIS would be a more suiting avatar for you
(http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/question/kkk.jpg)
would you ever repeat any of this shit to a brother in Real Time?
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Lets see that awesome "body by bee pollen" you are bragging about.
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all-natural mind you
Vince has already stated he is not natural right now
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Vince has already stated he is not natural right now
Yeah but he's sure got an all-natural body though... ;D