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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: abz on August 19, 2006, 04:01:49 PM
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You know you are a Bodybuilder when…
You know you have finally made it to bodybuilderdom and become quite muscle bound…
…when your shirt unintentionally bursts open the first time.
…when clothing shops do not have your sizes anymore.
…when unknown people ask how much you bench press.
…when people turn around in the street to stare at you.
…when you cannot scratch your neck.
…when the bar won’t come all the way down to your chest anymore.
…when you wear out pants in a matter of weeks because of inner thigh friction.
…when you cannot reach the opposite shoulder to shave.
…when you cannot undress a tight shirt without assistance.
…when your feet turn flat because of your weight.
…when your shopping cart is filled with as much as possible of a few things.
…when unknown men and women come running across the street asking to feel your arms.
…when your food bills exceed your clothing bills.
…when you have sacks or piles of tubs of protein visible in your kitchen.
…when you need to apply vaseline between your thighs when walking in shorts.
…when you have no choice but to wear gym clothes at work.
…when you must sleep on your back in bed.
…when sex in a bed from IKEA becomes doubtful.
…when you need two bus seats or aircraft seats when travelling.
…when you bring food and protein drinks with you at all times.
…when the table in front of you squeaks and cracks as you merely rest one arm on it.
…when people declare you a brainless musclehead but simultaneously can’t hide how much they want you for sex.
…when you no longer fit behind the steering wheel of European city traffic cars.
…when fellow passengers scream at the air stewardess: I don’t bloody want to sit next to HIM!
…when fellow professionals ask if you have added “bouncing” to your other qualifications.
…when you without thinking about it bounce your pex and flex your arms in public.
…when you change your sounds and vocabulary in the gym doing 600+ lbs squatting.
…when you spend a good part of the day in the bathroom … reading.
…when butt-whiping becomes an effort in terms of reach.
…when you shy away from the word “small”.
…when one of your turnons is muscle soreness.
…when you know more about physiology and pharmacology than your family doctor.
…when food becomes function rather than pleasure.
…when your shadow provides sunshelter for at least two people.
…when you can’t help looking like jumbojet taking off with lats forcing your arms outwards.
…when you have to go through many doors sideways and can give up the thought of heeding Nature’s Call on board an aircraft or a train.
…when you walk like you have wet yourself.
From Roland S Persson, PhD
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"when you know more about physiology and pharmacology than your family doctor"
word
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When gyms don't offer to give you a 'free program' ::) to start you off, when you join one.
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When you have 19" arms and think you are small - Oh well, I suppose you are ;D
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You know you are a Bodybuilder when…
people refer to you as a clown
;D
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When gyms don't offer to give you a 'free program' ::) to start you off, when you join one.
yes, exactly kiwiol......when you use the personal trainer in the "free first session" they offer as your weight rack/rerack bitch and warn him not to talk to you and that the water refills in your water bottle had better be ice cold
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When a schmoe by the name of Earl approaches you and asks to buy your worn underwear......
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yes, exactly kiwiol......when you use the personal trainer in the "free first session" they offer as your weight rack/rerack bitch and warn him not to talk to you and that the water refills in your water bottle had better be ice cold
Good one..lol...what an OWNING that would be.
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When you look at your body more than your face, when you look in the mirror.
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when you tell your girlfriend "no morning sex until I have my ECA, Glut and BCAA stack". And you can only go for 45 minutes ;)
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When you don't even think twice about buying a magazine, that contains page after page after page, pics of nearly naked, buff guys, all oiled up and shaved down and all contortioning their bodies into different poses :-X
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yes kiwiold ,you know you are a bodybuilder when you buy magazines and look yourself in the mirror ::)
When you don't even think twice about buying a magazine, that contains page after page after page, pics of nearly naked, buff guys, all oiled up and shaved down and all contortioning their bodies into different poses :-X
When you look at your body more than your face, when you look in the mirror.
yes kiwiold ,you know you are a bodybuilder when you buy magazines and look yourself in the mirror ::) ::)
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people refer to you as a clown
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=89921.0;attach=97215;image)
Knny, what is the meaning of this? Is there a story behind it?
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you know your a bodybuilder when the waiter asks how you would like your steak and you reply "LARGE thanks"
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..when your nuts starting to shrink and you're shooting blanks.
peace
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when you qualifyto do a big show, like the "mountaineer ''or ''metrolina'' :o
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-You would rather sit then stand because your glutes are sore from leg day.
-You flex your arm to impress the teacher when you raise your hand in class.
-You know the amount of calories and grams of carbs, protein and fat of any food.
-You bring a water bottle to a keg party.
-You make the conclusion that Brad Pitt's 14 inch guns are puny.
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when you cant see your dik anymore because of your gh gut
when you cant sit in a normal toilet because of you big ass glutes
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When people say you look like a freak, and you take it as a complement 8)
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..when you wear a fanny pak by choice...
..when you sell your used clothing online...
..when you buy "tanning oil" to inject into yourself...
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When you keep starting the same thread over and over...COUGH!!!
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When you win a show that clearly should have been won by someone else
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^ WTF?
-When you need an oxygen mask inbetween judging rounds.
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When you have more oil in your body than in your car.
When you look 20 years older than your passport says you are.
when you spend 20 times more money on drugs than on health insurance.
when you need to pose naked in front of old men to pay your bills (steroid bills included).
when you post on getbig and feel like shit afterwards and think 'these internet nerds don't know nothing about the sport, otherwise they wouldn't say i look like shit'.
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When you eat too much food and don't give a feck about children in third world countries starving to death.
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When you eat too much food and don't give a fuck about children in third world countries starving to death.
Uuhhh, now we get social... ;D ;D
what comes next?
when you shoot 5g of test a week and don't think about the poor cancer and aids guys. ;)
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You know you are a Bodybuilder when…
You know you have finally made it to bodybuilderdom and become quite muscle bound…
…when your shirt unintentionally bursts open the first time.
…when clothing shops do not have your sizes anymore.
…when unknown people ask how much you bench press.
…when people turn around in the street to stare at you.
…when you cannot scratch your neck.
…when the bar won’t come all the way down to your chest anymore.
…when you wear out pants in a matter of weeks because of inner thigh friction.
…when you cannot reach the opposite shoulder to shave.
…when you cannot undress a tight shirt without assistance.
…when your feet turn flat because of your weight.
…when your shopping cart is filled with as much as possible of a few things.
…when unknown men and women come running across the street asking to feel your arms.
…when your food bills exceed your clothing bills.
…when you have sacks or piles of tubs of protein visible in your kitchen.
…when you need to apply vaseline between your thighs when walking in shorts.
…when you have no choice but to wear gym clothes at work.
…when you must sleep on your back in bed.
…when sex in a bed from IKEA becomes doubtful.
…when you need two bus seats or aircraft seats when travelling.
…when you bring food and protein drinks with you at all times.
…when the table in front of you squeaks and cracks as you merely rest one arm on it.
…when people declare you a brainless musclehead but simultaneously can’t hide how much they want you for sex.
…when you no longer fit behind the steering wheel of European city traffic cars.
…when fellow passengers scream at the air stewardess: I don’t bloody want to sit next to HIM!
…when fellow professionals ask if you have added “bouncing” to your other qualifications.
…when you without thinking about it bounce your pex and flex your arms in public.
…when you change your sounds and vocabulary in the gym doing 600+ lbs squatting.
…when you spend a good part of the day in the bathroom … reading.
…when butt-whiping becomes an effort in terms of reach.
…when you shy away from the word “small”.
…when one of your turnons is muscle soreness.
…when you know more about physiology and pharmacology than your family doctor.
…when food becomes function rather than pleasure.
…when your shadow provides sunshelter for at least two people.
…when you can’t help looking like jumbojet taking off with lats forcing your arms outwards.
…when you have to go through many doors sideways and can give up the thought of heeding Nature’s Call on board an aircraft or a train.
…when you walk like you have wet yourself.
From Roland S Persson, PhD
"when the bar won't come all the way down to your chest anymore"? hahahaha, i guess Ronnie Coleman isn't a bodybuilder then, you're a moron.
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-- When you see a picture of David Bowie walking in shorts and think, "well, his genetics for calves aren't that bad".
:-[
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-- When you see a picture of David Bowie walking in shorts and think, "well, his genetics for calves aren't that bad".
:-[
this one should have been listed under....You know you're gay when:
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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when you actually get the balls and determination to stick to a strict diet and get your ass on stage..
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AND FINALLY, WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR FIRST TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM DUE TO SOME KIND OF KIDNEY MALFUNTION, DIURETICS OVERDOSE OR SYNTHOL EXAGERATIONS...HMMM ::)
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Funny, but many of these things apply to the morbidly obese too.
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Funny, but many of these things apply to the morbidly obese too.
that is an excellent observation......so very true!
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you hurl all over some chick's head in a mosh pit
hahahaha yeah that's a telltale sign for sure
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When you have more oil in your body than in your car.
When you look 20 years older than your passport says you are.
when you spend 20 times more money on drugs than on health insurance.
when you need to pose naked in front of old men to pay your bills (steroid bills included).
when you post on getbig and feel like shit afterwards and think 'these internet nerds don't know nothing about the sport, otherwise they wouldn't say i look like shit'.
haha you done nailed it with that bro
2 thumbs up ;D
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When every time you go and try on clothes in the dressing room....it turns into 20 minutes of Guest Posing
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You know you are a Bodybuilder when…
You know you have finally made it to bodybuilderdom and become quite muscle bound…
…when your shirt unintentionally bursts open the first time.
…when clothing shops do not have your sizes anymore.
…when unknown people ask how much you bench press.
…when people turn around in the street to stare at you.
…when you cannot scratch your neck.
…when the bar won’t come all the way down to your chest anymore.
…when you wear out pants in a matter of weeks because of inner thigh friction.
…when you cannot reach the opposite shoulder to shave.
…when you cannot undress a tight shirt without assistance.
…when your feet turn flat because of your weight.
…when your shopping cart is filled with as much as possible of a few things.
…when unknown men and women come running across the street asking to feel your arms.
…when your food bills exceed your clothing bills.
…when you have sacks or piles of tubs of protein visible in your kitchen.
…when you need to apply vaseline between your thighs when walking in shorts.
…when you have no choice but to wear gym clothes at work.
…when you must sleep on your back in bed.
…when sex in a bed from IKEA becomes doubtful.
…when you need two bus seats or aircraft seats when travelling.
…when you bring food and protein drinks with you at all times.
…when the table in front of you squeaks and cracks as you merely rest one arm on it.
…when people declare you a brainless musclehead but simultaneously can’t hide how much they want you for sex.
…when you no longer fit behind the steering wheel of European city traffic cars.
…when fellow passengers scream at the air stewardess: I don’t bloody want to sit next to HIM!
…when fellow professionals ask if you have added “bouncing” to your other qualifications.
…when you without thinking about it bounce your pex and flex your arms in public.
…when you change your sounds and vocabulary in the gym doing 600+ lbs squatting.
…when you spend a good part of the day in the bathroom … reading.
…when butt-whiping becomes an effort in terms of reach.
…when you shy away from the word “small”.
…when one of your turnons is muscle soreness.
…when you know more about physiology and pharmacology than your family doctor.
…when food becomes function rather than pleasure.
…when your shadow provides sunshelter for at least two people.
…when you can’t help looking like jumbojet taking off with lats forcing your arms outwards.
…when you have to go through many doors sideways and can give up the thought of heeding Nature’s Call on board an aircraft or a train.
…when you walk like you have wet yourself.
From Roland S Persson, PhD
hmmm, this girl fits into several of those categories. Do you think she's a bodybuilder too? ;) (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/itsallaboutme440/ATT00036-1.jpg)
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When you win a show that clearly should have been won by someone else
Brilliant!
When you don't know who your congressman is, but bitch about "Damn politics" all the time.
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hmmm, this girl fits into several of those categories. Do you think she's a bodybuilder too? ;) (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/itsallaboutme440/ATT00036-1.jpg)
well....she is building her body
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hmmm, this girl fits into several of those categories. Do you think she's a bodybuilder too? ;) (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/itsallaboutme440/ATT00036-1.jpg)
Cheri, you're not thinking about taking things to the next level, are ya? :o
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When you marry a brainless fitness slut w/ a lower back tattoo...have an affair on her with your 'live in assistant' and then taser her, choke her throw her in the car of your wifes jaguar...bring it out in the desert and burn it.
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you take a shit and see blood cause you did deads the day before ...well thats what someone else said..i dont know who or what that means ;D
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Cheri, you're not thinking about taking things to the next level, are ya? :o
Good god no. I don't know how she doesn't fall over. She must have some big-ass feet. :o
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-When you always stand at an angle towards the camera when someone is taking a photo of you and you give the thumbs up.