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Title: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: 240 is Back on August 24, 2006, 08:39:06 AM
I'm going to toss out a million dollar idea here.  Use it or don't use it, but I don't have the skill to develop it, but I'd really like to buy it every week.

Mankind can put a thousand songs in our pocket.  Mankind can develop drugs which change the appearance and abilities of the body.  Mankind can allegedly put a man on the moon.  Mankind can create sheep from test tubes.  But one thing has eluded us.

I hereby challenge the supplement companies of the world to invent a delicious jelly donut which contains 30 grams of protein, has less than 5 grams of fat, doesn't rank too high on the GI index, and doesn't give you a bellyache.

The clock is ticking.  Some of you will mock this idea and call it impossible.  Some will try and fail.  But one of you will invent it, and will make ten million dollars in 3 years on it, and completely transform the supplement world as we know it.

Ladies and Gentleman... get to work on it!

(Oh yeah, and send me a check for the idea once you get rich!)
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: The True Adonis on August 24, 2006, 08:41:44 AM
I'm going to toss out a million dollar idea here.  Use it or don't use it, but I don't have the skill to develop it, but I'd really like to buy it every week.

Mankind can put a thousand songs in our pocket.  Mankind can develop drugs which change the appearance and abilities of the body.  Mankind can allegedly put a man on the moon.  Mankind can create sheep from test tubes.  But one thing has eluded us.

I hereby challenge the supplement companies of the world to invent a delicious jelly donut which contains 30 grams of protein, has less than 5 grams of fat, doesn't rank too high on the GI index, and doesn't give you a bellyache.

The clock is ticking.  Some of you will mock this idea and call it impossible.  Some will try and fail.  But one of you will invent it, and will make ten million dollars in 3 years on it, and completely transform the supplement world as we know it.

Ladies and Gentleman... get to work on it!

(Oh yeah, and send me a check for the idea once you get rich!)


It wouldn`t be hard to make your own.

Use The Splenda meant for making cakes, Wheat/Oatmeal flours and sugar free glaze.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: Big N on August 24, 2006, 08:42:19 AM
Rob why dont you go and customize your own flavor at some of these supplement companies online? They have requests for that bro   ;)


Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: gatrainer on August 24, 2006, 08:43:26 AM
It wouldn`t be hard to make your own.

Use The Splenda meant for making cakes, Wheat/Oatmeal flours and sugar free glaze.
The problem with that TA is that Splenda isnt NATURAL
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: Bluto on August 24, 2006, 08:43:28 AM
then test it on ronnie, he's a cop so he knows how they should taste
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: The True Adonis on August 24, 2006, 08:45:04 AM
Include flavorless or flavored protein powder into the flour mixture.

Rob, its really easy.

You can look up any single recipe and alter it to make it healthy and actaully taste good.  Its not rocket science.  I do it all the time with my diet.  Most of the stuff I eat comes off of the food network.

Lots of Fish with Avacado Salsa and things.  I have made Adonis Cookies too.  Its too easy if you put a little thought and creativity to it.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: corinth on August 24, 2006, 08:45:08 AM
As someone who has never met a donut he didn't like I think this is the best idea in the history of mankind.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: Big N on August 24, 2006, 08:45:11 AM
The problem with that TA is that Splenda isnt NATURAL


lol
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: 240 is Back on August 24, 2006, 08:45:15 AM
No.  I woke up this morning and attempted to flub my way through some oatmeal preparation while my woman snacked on a delicious looking entemanns donut and I determined that it must be done in this manner - delicious and handy.

It CAN be done.  If mankind can design a car that runs on electricity or a website which costs only $300, then mankind can create this donut.  Clock is ticking...
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 24, 2006, 08:45:56 AM
I'm your guinea pig ;D
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: The True Adonis on August 24, 2006, 08:46:52 AM
No.  I woke up this morning and attempted to flub my way through some oatmeal preparation while my woman snacked on a delicious looking entemanns donut and I determined that it must be done in this manner - delicious and handy.

It CAN be done.  If mankind can design a car that runs on electricity or a website which costs only $300, then mankind can create this donut.  Clock is ticking...

Just make your own.

Want me to tell you how?  I am sure I can make a recipe for you meeting your Macro needs.

Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: Bluto on August 24, 2006, 08:47:31 AM
ill stick with a regular donut. and i drink a proteinshake with it.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: gatrainer on August 24, 2006, 08:48:42 AM
I have made Adonis Cookies too. 

Ok....now that is Gay, but at least it gives us a new line to use!




.....gayer than Adonis cookies
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: kiwiol on August 24, 2006, 08:52:50 AM
What about homos like Danielson and Bandit who keep screaming that there is a huge market out there in 'their community' for sperm-flavored protein bars and drinks? Though of course, even with all the advancements in science, one cannot invent a system that allows them to 'extract' the latter product 'straight from the tap' as they insist on taking it :-X
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: Bluto on August 24, 2006, 08:54:09 AM
you know everytime you see kiwiol posted you know its gonna be about me, biggest stalker on getbig with absolutely nothing to add to any thread, any topic or subject... what a waste.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: kiwiol on August 24, 2006, 09:06:41 AM
you know everytime you see kiwiol posted you know its gonna be about me, biggest stalker on getbig with absolutely nothing to add to any thread, any topic or subject... what a waste.


I said Danielson and Bandit. Where did I mention your name ??? Or are you saying one of those 2 are your gimmicks ?

Oh, I get it - I said 'homo'. Hahahahahahaha sorry Blutostreet.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: Fury on August 24, 2006, 09:13:58 AM
I said Danielson and Bandit. Where did I mention your name ??? Or are you saying one of those 2 are your gimmicks ?

Oh, I get it - I said 'homo'. Hahahahahahaha sorry Blutostreet.

Hahaha, now Bluto is deleting posts because he's so dejected Kiwiol.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: kiwiol on August 24, 2006, 09:16:37 AM
Hahaha, now Bluto is deleting posts because he's so dejected Kiwiol.

Hahahahaha yes BF. Bluto is the legend ::) who put the B in Bukkake
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: Bluto on August 24, 2006, 09:18:37 AM
didnt want this to turn into 4 pages of gay jokes. you want to recycle your old gaystuff just pm me and ill put it in the trashcan.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: kiwiol on August 24, 2006, 09:21:08 AM
didnt want this to turn into 4 pages of gay jokes. you want to recycle your old gaystuff just pm me and ill put it in the trashcan.

So you do admit to putting the B in Bukkake bath then ? Oh brother, monster gayness.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: dr.chimps on August 24, 2006, 10:07:19 AM
I think Taco Bell needs to come out with a caffeinated taco. Free yourself of post-lunch blues!! Yum!  ;D
Or get the shits in record time.  :-X
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: buffbodz on August 24, 2006, 10:10:49 AM
Rob, where have you been.  They've already bombed with hi-protein ice cream and pudding.  They've made muffins and cookies but after a year their gone.  The company that makes the Oh Yeah bar. ISS, would have the best chance at this time IMO.  Their bars taste so good, it's hard to know you're getting a protein bar, not a candy bar.  No after taste and no trans fats or hydrogenrated oils.  They make a peanut butter and strawberry that would be the closest thing yet, but for the above reasons and something about the vanity of a bodybuilder being seen eating a jelly donut in public, even if it's good for you, is far fetched to say the least.  It wouldn't bother me, but research says otherwise.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: danielson on August 24, 2006, 10:11:12 AM
why would anyone want a jelly donut? I had one about 10 years ago. Wasn't impressed.
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: danielson on August 24, 2006, 10:12:01 AM
Rob, where have you been.  They've already bombed with hi-protein ice cream and pudding.  They've made muffins and cookies but after a year their gone.  The company that makes the Oh Yeah bar. ISS, would have the best chance at this time IMO.  Their bars taste so good, it's hard to know you're getting a protein bar, not a candy bar.  No after taste and no trans fats or hydrogenrated oils.  They make a peanut butter and strawberry that would be the closest thing yet, but for the above reasons and something about the vanity of a bodybuilder being seen eating a jelly donut in public, even if it's good for you, is far fetched to say the least.  It wouldn't bother me, but research says otherwise.

On getbig 24/7 ;)
Title: Re: Open challenge to all supplement companies
Post by: 240 is Back on August 24, 2006, 10:18:37 AM
On getbig 24/7 ;)

i'm at work baby!