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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition. ;D
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hhhaahahha
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You make eye contact. She walks up to you takes in you a room and gives you a blowjob.
That's pre-paid advertising.
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lol
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You see a hottie at a party, lock eyes, walk over and kiss her deeply without saying a word....That's guerilla marketing ;)
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you see a hot girl at a party
you follow her around for weeks
watching her every move
that's stalking
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You see a hottie at a party, lock eyes, walk over and kiss her deeply without saying a word....That's guerilla marketing ;)
lol ;D
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You see a hottie at a party, lock eyes, walk over and kiss her deeply without saying a word....That's guerilla marketing ;)
LOL awesome thread!
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You see a hottie at a party, go up and tell her "I'm great in bed", f**k her then she tells two friends about you, who tell two more friends about you and so on.............this is Multi-level Marketing.
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Rifle approach (niche marketing) - spend your evening hammering away on the same girl, buying drinks and giving compliments, until she's drunker, her standards drop, and you get some ass.
Shotgun approach (mass marketing) - Spend all your drinking money on yourself, and spend the evening circling the room, hitting on every girl you see. As people leave, ladies get more drunk, and pickins get thin, you might be the default choice for some girl who settles. This is also known as "Last Man Standing" hookup.
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You see a hottie at a party, go up and tell her "I'm great in bed", f**k her then she tells two friends about you, who tell two more friends about you and so on.............this is Multi-level Marketing.
Almost, ...but you're getting there.
You meet a hottie at a party, ...and you close the deal! You have hot crazy monkey sex with her, leaving her breathless and satisfied. Then she tells 2 friends, ...who proceed to tag team you. You have a threeway with her girlfriends, ...and she encourages it, ...she may even watch or join in. They then tell 2 or more friends, ...and it's a 5 somesome, ...and so on and so on.. and so on. Soon it gets to the point where you no longer have to go to bars or to parties to meet them, ...the other girls will scope them out, screen out the lunatics, ...and send them to you. Soon you end up with more hotties in a month, than you got the entire previous year. You end up getting it 24/7, ...even while you sleep! That's Network Marketing ;D
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Almost, ...but you're getting there.
You meet a hottie at a party, ...and you close the deal! You have hot crazy monkey sex with her, leaving her breathless and satisfied. Then she tells 2 friends, ...who proceed to tag team you. You have a threesome with her girlfriends, ...and she encourages it, ...she may even watch or join in. They then tell 2 or more friends, ...and it's a 5 somesome, ...and so on and so on.. and so on. Soon it gets to the point where you no longer have to go to bars or to parties to meet them, ...the other girls will scope them out, screen out the lunatics, ...and send them to you. Soon you end up with more hotties in a month, than you got the entire previous year. You end up getting it 24/7, ...even while you sleep! That's Network Marketing ;D
you see now how could anyone not like JAG! ;D
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you see now how could anyone not like JAG! ;D
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ps - Check your email ;)
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i think i need to get some hands on training from jags
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When you really know what you're doing, you have an extensive testing program. Then, a bunch of people sit around a room and compare what happened the night before. This one says, oh that one guy who said he was fantastic was a 52 index, the other says mine was a 99 (change of pace) and the happy one comes up with -- this one was a 128. Let's bulk. Throw in a premium for "second order" and you're up to a 158 index. :)
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sounds like a gang bang, but i'm not one of those executive types that throw around corporate lingo