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Title: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 04, 2006, 08:51:19 AM
evolution saes humans came from monkies. who is stoopid enough to belief that?


if humans came from monkies then why are thear still monkies?  ::)


my grate grate grate grate grate grandpa wasnt no monkie


it makes no sense
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 04, 2006, 09:38:27 AM
evolution saes humans came from monkies. who is stoopid enough to belief that?


if humans came from monkies then why are thear still monkies?  ::)


it makes no sense

It does when you look into evolutionary trees.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phylogenetic_tree
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_tree
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Ex Coelis on September 04, 2006, 10:33:25 AM
who gives a toss? God created us either way
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 04, 2006, 10:43:50 AM
who gives a toss? God created us either way

You say it as though it is a proven fact.

Show me the evidence.
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Dos Equis on September 04, 2006, 11:02:00 AM
This is almost as bad as "Mark Apollo" with the fake accent.   ;D
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: alexxx on September 04, 2006, 11:04:21 AM
You say it as though it is a proven fact.

Show me the evidence.

The evidence is in your spirit. Once you find him you will be saved.
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 04, 2006, 11:10:16 AM
The evidence is in your spirit. Once you find him you will be saved.

Hmm :-\
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: alexxx on September 04, 2006, 11:12:02 AM
Hmm :-\

Keep hope lassy and search deep down inside the hidden valves of your heart.
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 04, 2006, 11:23:47 AM
It does when you look into evolutionary trees.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phylogenetic_tree
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_tree


no it doesnt. thats a myth
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 04, 2006, 11:26:42 AM
why arnt monkies still evolvin?


its becaus we dident come from monkies



god made adam and eve about 6000 years ago


its a provin fact
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 04, 2006, 11:28:15 AM
The evidence is in your spirit. Once you find him you will be saved.


amen
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 04, 2006, 11:45:08 AM
why arnt monkies still evolvin?


its becaus we dident come from monkies



god made adam and eve about 6000 years ago


its a provin fact

Monkeys are still evolving. In fact they are as "evolved" as homo sapiens. Everyone gets this mixed up. A slug is as "evolved" as a human. Humans however just appear to be more ADVANCED.


amen

ROFL
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 04, 2006, 11:47:36 AM
Monkeys are still evolving. In fact they are as "evolved" as homo sapiens. Everyone gets this mixed up. A slug is as "evolved" as a human. Humans however just appear to be more ADVANCED.

ROFL


evolution is a lie



accept jesus
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: JediKnight on September 04, 2006, 01:47:50 PM
(http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/1-14-05/jesusthreadsucks.gif)
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 06:25:13 AM
(http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/1-14-05/jesusthreadsucks.gif)


jesus lovs my thred
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: GoneAway on September 05, 2006, 07:12:39 AM
who gives a toss? God created us either way

Proof is key in just about everything. No proof in this at all. Maybe you should get God to join GetBig!
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 07:40:47 AM
Proof is key in just about everything. No proof in this at all. Maybe you should get God to join GetBig!


were do u think teh world cam from is ther wasnt a god ???


big bang?  ::)





jesus lovs you
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Migs on September 05, 2006, 08:47:44 AM
you didn't come from a monkey  ::)

but you sure as hell type like one
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: alexxx on September 05, 2006, 09:06:10 AM
you didn't come from a monkey  ::)

but you sure as hell type like one

lol
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 09:47:30 AM
you didn't come from a monkey  ::)


i know evuoltion is a lie
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 05, 2006, 10:11:17 AM
Yes there is a God...

... and yes we evolved from monkeys.

Maybe he intended it that way, ever think of that?
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 10:20:02 AM
WRONG



man cam from dust

Quote
Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.



and man cam befor teh animels

Quote
Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. 

Genesis 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. 

Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 05, 2006, 10:25:53 AM
Yeah but all that is just what some guys wrote down way back when.  No evidence, no proof. 

As opposed to evolution whose ideas and theories are well backed up and actually make sense.

Believe what you want but don't expect to throw the bible around like anyone should acknowledge it as meaning anything.
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 10:37:43 AM
Yeah but all that is just what some guys wrote down way back when.  No evidence, no proof. 

teh bible is teh word of god


As opposed to evolution whose ideas and theories are well backed up and actually make sense.

it dont make sens


Believe what you want but don't expect to throw the bible around like anyone should acknowledge it as meaning anything.

it meens evryting
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 10:39:40 AM
i acept god by faith



u acept evoluton by faith


Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 05, 2006, 11:45:01 AM
The bible is not god.  Anything written by men is a creation of men, period.

For all anyone knows god might not support an ounce of whats in the bible.

You idiots put all your faith in the bible instead of god himself.
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 11:49:46 AM
The bible is not god.  Anything written by men is a creation of men, period.

For all anyone knows god might not support an ounce of whats in the bible.

You idiots put all your faith in the bible instead of god himself.

how do u know god?

u cant just make up things about god.

u cant just say 'god is this' or 'god is that' because you dont know.



the onlie way to kno is to read teh bible.


Quote
2 Peter 1:21 For prophecy never had its origin in the will of man, but men spoke from God as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit.





jesus loves u
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 05, 2006, 11:54:53 AM
still stupid...

Just cause you read the bible doesn't mean you know jack shit about god.  It was written by MEN who probably knew no more about god than you or I.  The bible is STILL not talking to god.. you only turn to it because you have nothing else to go on.

I don't make anything up.  You have to focus on your spiritual connection with god.  Not some book!!!  It's just a book.... stop worshipping what is written by men and start worshipping the lord himself.
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 12:03:10 PM

I don't make anything up.  You have to focus on your spiritual connection with god.  Not some book!!!  It's just a book.... stop worshipping what is written by men and start worshipping the lord himself.


u ask me to 'prove teh bible' but you cant prove your 'spiritual connecton wit god' can you?

maybe its delusion. wher is ur proof? ???



Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 05, 2006, 12:06:57 PM
I don't need to prove what I believe in to anyone but myself.  That's my faith. 

But you try to change peoples minds with nothing but a book.  There's no substance to go on.  And besides, when it comes to god, a spiritual connection between you and him will always hold more water than a bunch of writing from men.
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 05, 2006, 12:30:03 PM
I don't need to prove what I believe in to anyone but myself.  That's my faith. 

its stoopid

But you try to change peoples minds with nothing but a book.  There's no substance to go on.

i can prove everyting in teh bible.


name anyting and i will proove it.

And besides, when it comes to god, a spiritual connection between you and him will always hold more water than a bunch of writing from men.

O'Rly?


then why do christens make up the majority in teh world? ???
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 05, 2006, 12:40:42 PM
It's not stupid cause I actually am secure in my beliefs unlike most like you who get thier foundations from a book I get it from prayer and actual spirituality.

Prove ANYTHING in the bible!!! Please.  Prove the burning bush... prove jesus' resurrection... prove ANYTHING!!

Christians will very shortly not be the majority... in fact I think they've already been surpassed.  Not like that has anything to do with the point I was making anyway.

PS Learn English
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: Bigger Business on September 05, 2006, 10:43:28 PM
I have temporarily stickied this thread because it is the only thing that has made me laugh since we lost Steve

rip
Title: Re: i dident come from a monkie
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 06, 2006, 01:57:12 PM
I have temporarily stickied this thread because it is the only thing that has made me laugh since we lost Steve

rip

god bles ya

Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: Butterbean on September 06, 2006, 08:28:53 PM
Who changed the thread title ;D   tsk tsk!
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: Bigger Business on September 06, 2006, 09:05:19 PM
Who changed the thread title ;D   tsk tsk!

not me...

i dident come from a monkie  :D
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: 24KT on September 06, 2006, 09:10:51 PM
One might be inclined to agree, ...were it not for this guy.  :-\
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: Butterbean on September 06, 2006, 09:11:43 PM
not me...

i dident come from a monkie  :D

It now says "I aint come from no monkies"

Loverly!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 05:41:07 PM
da monkies are koming da monkies are koming!
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: Butterbean on September 07, 2006, 06:00:37 PM
da monkies are koming da monkies are koming!

you so crazy ;D
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 06:10:01 PM
you so crazy ;D


On Stella.
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: Old Pig on September 08, 2006, 12:09:55 PM
da monkies are koming da monkies are koming!

I believe you get your inspiration from Ali G or Borat! Og det kan vaere artig nok!
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 08, 2006, 08:22:59 PM
I believe you get your inspiration from Ali G or Borat! Og det kan vaere artig nok!



You're in Norway too?
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: Bast000 on September 08, 2006, 09:53:51 PM
mans are not aminals.
Title: Re: i aint come from no monkies
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 08, 2006, 09:55:52 PM
mans are not aminals.



i tell ya wat my great great great grandpa wasnt no ape dats for damn sure!