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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: ToxicAvenger on September 26, 2006, 07:18:49 PM
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1) tell me your hair appointment is gonna take 45 mins ..LIARS >:( it took 2 hours >:(
2 hours of me waiting in the friggin car >:(
2) " i only need to pop in and out" of the mall..and then i'm left walking behind ya pissed off for 2 friggin hours >:(
solutions : be honest..if your hair apointment is gonna take long...lemme bring a friend along so i can go eat someplace...maybe get tanked
if you r gonna be a while at the mall have the courtsey to take my friggin car and credit card...thats FINE with as..as long as we dont have to come with >:(
that is all >:(
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you're 30 and you let this happen . . . you have only yourself to blame. ;D
things like that used to happen to me back in the day. Now, if it's going to take longer than 15 mins, I'm outta there. there are plenty of cabs, and there's the off chance I'll come back if called.
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1) tell me your hair appointment is gonna take 45 mins ..LIARS >:( it took 2 hours >:(
2 hours of me waiting in the friggin car >:(
2) " i only need to pop in and out" of the mall..and then i'm left walking behind ya pissed off for 2 friggin hours >:(
solutions : be honest..if your hair apointment is gonna take long...lemme bring a friend along so i can go eat someplace...maybe get tanked
if you r gonna be a while at the mall have the courtsey to take my friggin car and credit card...thats FINE with as..as long as we dont have to come with >:(
that is all >:(
Should have went to the gym.
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you're 30 and you let this happen . . . you have only yourself to blame. ;D
things like that used to happen to me back in the day. Now, if it's going to take longer than 15 mins, I'm outta there. there are plenty of cabs, and there's the off chance I'll come back if called.
what i'll tolerate is directly proportional to how hot she is ;D
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Should have went to the gym.
alergies...
;D
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what i'll tolerate is directly proportional to how hot she is ;D
translation: I'm whipped. ;D
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1) tell me your hair appointment is gonna take 45 mins ..LIARS >:( it took 2 hours >:(
2 hours of me waiting in the friggin car >:(
2) " i only need to pop in and out" of the mall..and then i'm left walking behind ya pissed off for 2 friggin hours >:(
solutions : be honest..if your hair apointment is gonna take long...lemme bring a friend along so i can go eat someplace...maybe get tanked
if you r gonna be a while at the mall have the courtsey to take my friggin car and credit card...thats FINE with as..as long as we dont have to come with >:(
that is all >:(
oh wait...I have some for you:
Guys: 1. Bragging how "well hung" you are, when it's really just a door bell
2. "Hey baby...I can go all night", when you really mean you can't go for more than 30 seconds
3. Just going out for "a' beer with the boys. 2am ... shitfaced
4. "Don't make any plans baby...I have a romantic night ahead for us" ... girl gets excited, make-up, dress, perfume, etc....what happens that night? beer, pizza, football game
5. "You don't have to lift a finger, I'll clean the house, just relax" he says. His rendition of cleaning the house? He put the dishes in the dishwasher.
I could go on and on...don't talk to me about waiting 2 hours for your girl while in the mall or getting her hair done when you guys not only do things that make us wanna itch through our brains...we want to rip yours out. ;D
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Now now Cheri!! number 5 I have down to a science, I never let anyone run the sweeper but me (I hate when the wife leaves lines in the carpet) :)
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Hand it over!! :D
let's go shopping Flower! :D
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Laughing out loud...
Tox, you know what to do next time, no?
He he
xL
...live and learn
either you love your high-maintenance high-cost hottie or you don't. I think you love it (and will continue to (at least until you have no more time to wait for her and your credit cards are all maxxed.
Can I come to back to Ontariario and join in the spending spree with Cherie and flower? Oh hang on, Tox lives in England.
>Just tell your arm candy she looks wonderful, she's worth waiting for and get off on it as long as you can afford to?
& don't hack your head apart. If you turn ugly, she'll leave you.
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oh wait...I have some for you:
Guys: 1. Bragging how "well hung" you are, when it's really just a door bell
2. "Hey baby...I can go all night", when you really mean you can't go for more than 30 seconds
3. Just going out for "a' beer with the boys. 2am ... shitfaced
4. "Don't make any plans baby...I have a romantic night ahead for us" ... girl gets excited, make-up, dress, perfume, etc....what happens that night? beer, pizza, football game
5. "You don't have to lift a finger, I'll clean the house, just relax" he says. His rendition of cleaning the house? He put the dishes in the dishwasher.
I could go on and on...don't talk to me about waiting 2 hours for your girl while in the mall or getting her hair done when you guys not only do things that make us wanna itch through our brains...we want to rip yours out. ;D
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to continue toxic's list.
3) Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
4) Do you wish I had bigger breasts?
--Not if you're naturally a firm C, or even a big B . . . :)
5) I think I'm going to wear the other shoes after all . . . you know the 24th pair I tried on.
6) Can you see my wrinkles?
Yes, now that you've brought them up.
7) Can we stop again? I need to pee . . . I know it's only been five miles.
. . . I will add more later
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translation: I'm whipped. ;D
well no shit...its ok to be whipped...my manhood does not shrink or nuttin....
i checked....several times! :)
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Guys: 1. Bragging how "well hung" you are, when it's really just a door bell
never done that...frankly its bad manners and i dont have no jurassic cock to brag about anyhoooo..
2. "Hey baby...I can go all night", when you really mean you can't go for more than 30 seconds
certain drugs were involved but i HAVE gone all night... :)
3. Just going out for "a' beer with the boys. 2am ... shitfaced
4. "Don't make any plans baby...I have a romantic night ahead for us" ... girl gets excited, make-up, dress, perfume, etc....what happens that night? beer, pizza, football game
if i promise romantic evening..i deliver..i only promise its once in a blue moon though...
5. "You don't have to lift a finger, I'll clean the house, just relax" he says. His rendition of cleaning the house? He put the dishes in the dishwasher.
i dont clean...never have...never will...
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Hand it over!! :D
lol flowey.......but then can i do bad things to you at some point?
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Laughing out loud...
Tox, you know what to do next time, no?
He he
xL
...live and learn
either you love your high-maintenance high-cost hottie or you don't. I think you love it (and will continue to (at least until you have no more time to wait for her and your credit cards are all maxxed.
Can I come to back to Ontariario and join in the spending spree with Cherie and flower? Oh hang on, Tox lives in England.
>Just tell your arm candy she looks wonderful, she's worth waiting for and get off on it as long as you can afford to?
& don't hack your head apart. If you turn ugly, she'll leave you.
o boye..i live in the USA
she's hot but she is a friend...we hang out once in a while...and get naughty once in a while...i'm actually in the process of courting a waitress at my regular bar...she's not a flat out hottie but she is a cutie and she approached me a few weeks ago ...introduced herself ..talked to me and kissed me on my cheek....i loved that...been thinking of her ever since..
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a kiss on your cheek, and she's in your thoughts all day?
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You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
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to continue toxic's list.
3) Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
That's just the female version of ...
Does this tie work?
Not really (followed by long explanation of matching colors, patterns, stripes)
Does this tie work? (next monday, same tie, shirt etc)
Not really... (followed by shorter explanation of matching colors, patterns, stripes)
Does this tie work? (every monday for 2 months, same tie, shirt etc)
You look gorgeous... wear it. (9 mondays later.)
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I'll add Victoria's Secret to the list of shops ;)
Oh yes....you gotta have victoria secret. Ladies, indulge in the lingerie. ;D
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That's just the female version of ...
Does this tie work?
Not really (followed by long explanation of matching colors, patterns, stripes)
Does this tie work? (next monday, same tie, shirt etc)
Not really... (followed by shorter explanation of matching colors, patterns, stripes)
Does this tie work? (every monday for 2 months, same tie, shirt etc)
You look gorgeous... wear it. (9 mondays later.)
lol . . . I'm not one of those guys. I actually have very good tie sense, and even more importantly, tie excellent knots (even on boats) :)
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a kiss on your cheek, and she's in your thoughts all day?
yeah she ws so cute about it :)......i live in a college town...and girls that r forward r a dime a dozen...my most recent ex... yanno how we had sex for the first time...she ws coked up..so she woke me up and asked " r we gonna fuck already or what?" :-\
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I'll add Victoria's Secret to the list of shops ;)
i'll ask for a higher credit limit :)....see i dont mind being at the mall...as long as ya leave me at the resturant bar inside..and collect me on yer way out... :)
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Hey... I want in on the shopping spree! ;D
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Hey... I want in on the shopping spree! ;D
Don't forget me and DeeDee. We Canadian girls like to shop too. :D
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Don't forget me and DeeDee. We Canadian girls like to shop too. :D
Add me to the mix. We can be a fearsome threesome ;)
PB
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Add me to the mix. We can be a fearsome threesome ;)
PB
It would be 5 PB. Flower, Myself, DeeDee, Judi and you.
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It would be 5 PB. Flower, Myself, DeeDee, Judi and you.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....me and 4 georgous women running amok in a mall...let me think about that for a minute.........YES ;)
PB
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It would be 5 PB. Flower, Myself, DeeDee, Judi and you.
can i cum? 5,000 miles?
(as long as I don't have to watch you itch your brain through your eye...
just make sure cheri, deedee, flower, judi & me (in alpha order) have all of your cards!
joker !!!
xxxL
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hang about...
that's five of us on the internet
....plus your ladyfriend.
its not going to work, so backtrack and max your cards and love her hair and buy that hot dress for her. On your own.
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can i cum? 5,000 miles?
(as long as I don't have to watch you itch your brain through your eye...
just make sure cheri, deedee, flower, judi & me (in alpha order) have all of your cards!
joker !!!
xxxL
Interesting spelling Linda.
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ymbl: we're so not spelling here. I thought we were maxxing his credit card. That doesn't take a mathimatical brain. Or a literal one. I can spell but I cannot add very well
xL
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Freudien slip then? Cumming from 5000 miles away?
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oh i love freudian slip jokes...
"when you mean to say
.....any thing other
but say
...mother"
it's Frazier.
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Freudien slip then? Cumming from 5000 miles away?
ok. it's maybe 3,000 miles to the part of Canada I once lived in. 5,000 to BC (I visited 3x
How far is it from London, England (me) to Philadelphia? (I've sp le-lp-t that rongw
Who cares... It's 2 hours to get to the airport and then ten hours queueing (lining) up.
I drove through Philly once. There I had the biggest deja vu I've ever had
xL
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ok. it's maybe 3,000 miles to the part of Canada I once lived in. 5,000 to BC (I visited 3x
How far is it from London, England (me) to Philadelphia? (I've sp le-lp-t that rongw
Who cares... It's 2 hours to get to the airport and then ten hours queueing (lining) up.
I drove through Philly once. There I had the biggest deja vu I've ever had
xL
You just killed it for us LindaXXX