flapjack
Oats and banana
pastrami and tomato sandwich
Beef casserole and two dumplings
2 cheese toast

A few years ago I went pretty deep down the mattress rabbit hole. The main things I learned were that everyone’s body is different, and you truly can’t tell how a mattress will feel after a full night from just lying on it for 10 minutes in a store. Hotel mattresses can be a decent test bed, but most big brands use completely different model names for the hospitality industry, so you’ll have to do some sleuthing.

In the end, memory foam works great for a lot of people, but I’m still a traditional spring-coil guy. What surprised me most is that I found a local craftsman who builds high quality coil mattresses by hand. (He actually repurposes the coils from old mattresses) His price was only a few hundred bucks more than the luxury name brand stuff you see in the big box stores. If you’re open to it, just Google something like “custom mattress builder” and your city. A lot of these guys already do odd sizes for boats, RVs, antique beds, etc., so making a normal or California king for a bedroom is no problem for them. Highly recommend going that route if you want something that’s built well and will last 15 years.

I'm a fan of super firm mattresses. Every once and a while, I'll watch a Japanese home design show where they'll show the hard platform beds and the thin futon mattresses, and I'll think "I can get behind this idea". Sadly, I doubt you could get most women to go for it.

On the cruise ship thing, it might be like good hotels. Decent mattresses that gets tossed way before the lifespan is up. Also, lots of preventive maintenance.

Say not gaining any bodyfat is very important to you, isn't the easy solution to fast or just eat protein for a day or two or three and then have a guilt free feast at holidays? I mean that's how many bodybuilders diet now anyway.

who are you talking to?

Get 5 chicks kwon is attracted to and lay across their asses.