TOP TEN BODYBUILDING EXPENSES
1. $50/month to cover "high-speed" connection so Getbig.com posts and replies are "instantly" accessible.
2. $30/month lease for Dell laptop "computer" so Getbig.com can be accessed from toilets anywhere in the house.
3. $20/month long distance bill keeping in touch with fellow Getbiggers making plans to "meet up" at the next "big show".
4. $3.99 for "Groucho" glasses with mustache to keep your identity "top secret" in Getbig-posted photos.
5. $89.99 for Adobe Photoshop 9.0 to artificially increase size of arms in "untouched" Getbig-posted photos.
6. $20/month purchasing 8 bottles of Glade Air Freshener to cover up stench from grotesque roid farts that pervade home.
7. $20/month spent on "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that used to be "the shit".
8. $2.25 listing fee on Ebay for "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that you decide you just cannot wear in good conscience.
9. $3.00/day for Amino Force drink at gym that lets others know that despite your 14-inch "guns", you are "dead serious" when it comes to supplementation.
10. $250 for lawyer consultation to determine if calling "Flex" Wheeler a "homeless con artist" is actionable at law.
Special "Priceless" Ed
(P.S. to 240) $300 for personal website considered "too obvious" for inclusion