Real Ninja Webpage!!

[DK II]

haha, this shit is great!

Especially the hate mail.

You must be the stupidest piece of shit on this damn planet. You make a site about 'REAL NINJAS' because they are 'TOTALLY SWEET' when in fact you dont know bullshit about them, you make this shit up off of the top of your deformed head, and you even tell ppl damn screwed up lies. you call this shit factual? damnit you probably have no fuckin idea what a shuriken is. ninjas don't flip out. they dont play guitars. they dont use crap like lasers. you have no idea what a pirate is. go look it up in a fuckin book, i mean a REAL book. how the hell can you publish this sort of shit? ninjas CANT FLY. they CANT USE MAGIC. they dont kill whoever they want. they are really peasants trained to use stealth and to kill, using REAL weapons, such as shurikens, darts, etc. their targets were NOT pirates, they were usually important political or military figures, often they killed high ranking samurai and the like. go learn something REAL about REAL NINJAS, then you can publish that.
 
i hope you publish this on your damn site, and make as many comments as you can fuckin come up with. other ppl also know you are messed up.  i'm not alone.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

[Tapeworm]

Meltdown.

Ninjas kill pirates all the time - ya just never see 'em do it.

[Dipadidu]

replace the ninjas with BBs and it's shadows website 

[Sergio Rules 77]

Without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The short movie scripts are the greatest. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom in the face . When I first read them a few months back I came out of my computer room laughing so hard my family thought I was having a heart attack. Good to see this site becoming so popular, there is heaps of info at Wikipedia regarding this site :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Ultimate_Power

SERGIO!!!!

[luv2build]

This sight is hilarious.   i know a guy who is really into this

[blinky]

omg is that ever funny. its gotta be like a 10yr old kid

hardest ive laughed in a long time 

[Fury]

One of the greatest internet sites ever made.

"This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable."

[Camel Jockey]

1.    Ninjas are mammals.

2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

HAHAH 

[Fury]

"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

[blinky]

the quotes from there are awesome. 


"Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)"

 

[a_joker10]

www.askaninja.com

This site is classic.

[Option D]

That was awsome. You should read the screenplays. Hilarious.

[Option D]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm


Wait....die