For those not in the know, here is the current squad list and duties/rank:
The Squadfather aka Sarcasm - Head of twink farm lab, GBB (gangbang bukkake for boys)
Mars - 2nd in command, first honorary giver of twink head and receiver of spunk bath.
The ShowStoppa - sperm deterrent analyst
Man of Steel - chaffing and rigging department
Dr Kaje - anus prober, rectal healer extraordinaire
SuperStarBillyGram - public BJ and gloryhole division
Groink - groin caliper fat/balls distribution testing
Havenbull - head of the fully equipped dungeon/leather castle/beginners welcome
Bossa - ear, nose, and throat f*cking division
Count Grishnackh - whips, chains, intro to the muscle bear lifestyle
Berzerkfury - aka "Jerkofffury," master of 20-ft self spunk shot
Rude Buoy - cross-dressing for intermediates, eastern division
BigCypriate - Founder of "bitwink" aka "I'm confused"
db2431 - double penetration analyst "for those who have another hole"
Sniffy666 - department of rimjobs and scat fetish
John Matrix - author of "the art of going commando," a twink's guide to sunday afternoon delights
kiwiol - twink spokesperson, assigned to investigate possible heterosexuality within the SQUAD.