Ever since her stroke, old 'look at me' Maybelle's reality check was seriously overdue:
"I can feel my lips... Back on solid foods... Hey, standing again, guys!..." You know the type.
After a few months of this shit, I catch her powerwalkering the 2s by the db rack. "Getting ssspronger," she slurs - and POW! - I snatch her dumbells: Bam! Bam! Bam! Fucking CURLING them as she looks on in shock.
I follow the three with a forced rep - Fucking BbbbbAAAMMM! - showing this delusional loudmouth what strong really is.
"Now who's bad, bitch?"
FoUwCnKeEdN.