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WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« on: December 20, 2007, 08:14:50 PM »
It's like people turn into bigger retards when they go shopping... leaving their carts wherever, have no courtesy for others, and the ones that let their 300 kids roam free and get in my way..........Stores should make it a law... if you can't park your cart off to the side you lose all rights to use one.,fuck i hate shopping around the holidays >:(

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2007, 08:28:04 PM »
It's like people turn into bigger retards when they go shopping... leaving their carts wherever, have no courtesy for others, and the ones that let their 300 kids roam free and get in my way..........Stores should make it a law... if you can't park your cart off to the side you lose all rights to use one.,fuck i hate shopping around the holidays >:(
hahahha That's why I got married. ;D
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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 08:30:08 PM »
hahahha That's why I got married. ;D
No shit, but you know I'm just a loser that stays home and collects the checks so i have to do those type of things ;D

Though I had to work a little today cause my driver called in but it got me out of the house.

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 08:47:37 PM »
Yeah, my wifes been coming home, ^!@#^%$#@**#!@ people don't know how to *&%^$^%& drive/park/push their carts/drive/speak english/get the fuck out of the way *(@&@$&^@*&#*&


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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 08:53:21 PM »
Yeah, my wifes been coming home, ^!@#^%$#@**#!@ people don't know how to *&%^$^%& drive/park/push their carts/drive/speak english/get the fuck out of the way *(@&@$&^@*&#*&


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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2007, 09:17:42 PM »
No shit, but you know I'm just a loser that stays home and collects the checks so i have to do those type of things ;D

Though I had to work a little today cause my driver called in but it got me out of the house.

Don't forget you're also an "internet cowboy" ::)

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 09:29:04 PM »
Don't forget you're also an "internet cowboy" ::)
Does that title come with an internet cowboy hat and boots?
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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 09:41:33 AM »
Don't forget you're also an "internet cowboy" ::)
I just need to learn how to make the hard faces like DP and I'm set ::)

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 10:49:59 AM »
It's like people turn into bigger retards when they go shopping... leaving their carts wherever, have no courtesy for others, and the ones that let their 300 kids roam free and get in my way..........Stores should make it a law... if you can't park your cart off to the side you lose all rights to use one.,fuck i hate shopping around the holidays >:(







I just go and stand in Victoria Secrets and laugh out loud at the fat chicks that are looking at lingerie.that always makes me feel better ;D...well,at least until mall security asks me to leave :-\

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 12:15:25 PM »
I almost jacked a couple old ladies to get to one of the last bottles of vanilla extract for my wife.......fvckin savages!!

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 12:18:36 PM »
I almost jacked a couple old ladies to get to one of the last bottles of vanilla extract for my wife.......fvckin savages!!
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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2007, 12:22:58 PM »
MMMMMMMMM! stripper vanilla :P

I wish.

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2007, 12:33:59 PM »
I almost jacked a couple old ladies to get to one of the last bottles of vanilla extract for my wife.......fvckin savages!!




Dude,those old ladies are trained professional shoppers.they would have kicked your ass!!!

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2007, 12:35:44 PM »
All I Know is my bedroom stinks of a condom factory with the 2 bikes I'm hiding till X-mas day.

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2007, 12:42:26 PM »
All I Know is my bedroom stinks of a condom factory with the 2 bikes I'm hiding till X-mas day.

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2007, 01:17:33 PM »



Dude,those old ladies are trained professional shoppers.they would have kicked your ass!!!

One of em had a pretty sweet looking moustache so maybe.

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2007, 02:48:18 PM »
One of em had a pretty sweet looking moustache so maybe.




I'm all for runnin over minorities when needed but ya gotta be carefull around them old bats,they travel together like a pack of wolves around Christmas time.

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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2007, 05:59:08 PM »
It's like people turn into bigger retards when they go shopping... leaving their carts wherever, have no courtesy for others, and the ones that let their 300 kids roam free and get in my way..........Stores should make it a law... if you can't park your cart off to the side you lose all rights to use one.,fuck i hate shopping around the holidays >:(
You had to go to Walmart huh?  Bummer.   ;D

My grandma once told me a story about how she wanted smack this little "colored" kid who was pulling clothes off racks at Walmart.  I asked her what color and she replied, "you know, the brown ones." 

I hate this time of year for this exact reason.  I shop in October. 
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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2007, 06:38:11 PM »
You had to go to Walmart huh?  Bummer.   ;D

My grandma once told me a story about how she wanted smack this little "colored" kid who was pulling clothes off racks at Walmart.  I asked her what color and she replied, "you know, the brown ones." 

I hate this time of year for this exact reason.  I shop in October. 
Bro you ever been to a Ross out here? holy mighty fucking god!


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Re: WTF is it with shoppers!!!!
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2007, 04:41:03 PM »
You had to go to Walmart huh?  Bummer.   ;D

My grandma once told me a story about how she wanted smack this little "colored" kid who was pulling clothes off racks at Walmart.  I asked her what color and she replied, "you know, the brown ones." 

I hate this time of year for this exact reason.  I shop in October. 

I shop in September or October as well, but sometimes I'll go to a store in December just to watch people suffer.  The great thing about Wal-Mart, to paraphrase Rodney Carrington, is you can always see some kid gettin' his ass whipped. 
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