Oh my, you insulted my teeth!!! Whatever will I do in life knowing that a pasty white Brit made fun of my smile, the smile every girl I've met has told me they loved. Whatever will I do!!!!
no one can own you as badly as you own yourself
are you 215 - no
are your arms over 16" - no
are you a buck toothed geek - yes
do you love the cock - yes
have you ever been to the gym - no
are you an mma superstar - no
do you beat women - yes(only if they don't kick the shit out of you)
do i own you - yes