I sent my best friend an email telling him the following:
"On Friday last week my boss brought me a bunch of venison from his freezer and I have some venison sausage links I could bring.....good stuff. He gave me a bunch of sausage, some ground venison and some venison steaks. The steaks and ground meat I'm keeping, but I could bring a few of the links on Saturday we could also eat with the fish....if you want."
His response: "AHAHAHAAHAAH!!! I bet he gave you a bunch of sausage queer!"
I laughed for 15 minutes.