Can't drink soco anymore unless I'm already ripped. Killed a pint in about 20 minutes freshman year and had a baddddddddddddd night with that. Kind of classically conditioned to hate it now unless I'm drunk. I'll probably be drinking Bud Light this weekend. That or good ol' KEYSTONE BABY!!!!
Southern's my shot.I fvcking can't stand when they mix it with lime juice

A couple of weeks ago I was lit up and ordered shots.I told the waitress THREE times no lime juice.well whatta think she does?yup,lime juice.I spit the shot back into the glass,gave it back to the waitress and made her get me another.my girlfriend was a little horrified by my behavior
