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Question for Bluto
« on: October 28, 2007, 01:48:51 AM »
it is halloween. Steven Segal is on duty. he recieves a distress call. he drives over to the suburbs and pulls up at a house. he gets out of the car and stands in front of the house. it is nighttime. a little tart comes running past him. following her, a Shape emerges from the dark, walking towards Segal and his invincible ponytail. it is Michael Myers of 'Halloween' fame. steven gives him his patented tough guy stare and says a devistating one-liner. myers stares right back through his mask.

what happens next????

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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2007, 12:56:21 PM »
Bluto pushes "pause" and cracks one out to Stevens ponytail.
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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 01:17:46 PM »
it is halloween. Steven Segal is on duty. he recieves a distress call. he drives over to the suburbs and pulls up at a house. he gets out of the car and stands in front of the house. it is nighttime. a little tart comes running past him. following her, a Shape emerges from the dark, walking towards Segal and his invincible ponytail. it is Michael Myers of 'Halloween' fame. steven gives him his patented tough guy stare and says a devistating one-liner. myers stares right back through his mask.

what happens next????


Bluto does the Van-Damme dance in bloodsport, and then makes out with Segal!
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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 12:29:32 PM »
Bluto pushes "pause" and cracks one out to Stevens ponytail.

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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 06:58:55 AM »
it is halloween. Steven Segal is on duty. he recieves a distress call. he drives over to the suburbs and pulls up at a house. he gets out of the car and stands in front of the house. it is nighttime. a little tart comes running past him. following her, a Shape emerges from the dark, walking towards Segal and his invincible ponytail. it is Michael Myers of 'Halloween' fame. steven gives him his patented tough guy stare and says a devistating one-liner. myers stares right back through his mask.

what happens next????


a fight breaks out and myers is disarmed!!
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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2007, 11:17:55 AM »
Bluto does the Van-Damme dance in bloodsport, and then makes out with Segal!

Don't you mean Kickboxer? - that one's better.

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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 02:47:26 PM »
Don't you mean Kickboxer? - that one's better.

I meant bloodsport, ya know the one in the bar once he's drucnk with that ugly ass tank top on...hahaha ;D
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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 04:01:22 PM »
I meant bloodsport, ya know the one in the bar once he's drucnk with that ugly ass tank top on...hahaha ;D

The one where he gets drunk in Thailand and ends up kickboxing all those chinks in Thailand after he dances with the two Thai girls?

I think that's Kickboxer;)

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Re: Question for Bluto
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 07:39:58 PM »
The one where he gets drunk in Thailand and ends up kickboxing all those chinks in Thailand after he dances with the two Thai girls?

I think that's Kickboxer;)

Damn I really gotta get re-caught up on my movies then huh...Im probably wrong. ;D  But yeah thats the scene...
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