Imitation Bodybuilder

[the anabolic mon]

Some of the bros were bullshittin' around today during the game. Someone asked what would be the easiest way to fake being a bodybuilder? To get chicks, of course. With minimum, I mean MINIMUM work. Our plan:

1. Jersey shore tan.
2. Chest/ biceps 4x week
3. Protein shakes a plenty.

Anything to add? Flame away 

[dirtydog]

1. Tan obviously
2. Take lots of Test so u get big and bloated
3. always wear a sweater (so ppl don't actually see you're a bloated mess)
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and MOST IMPORTANTLY
#4 You MUST wear a pair of Otomix & a fagbag

[wild willie]

 

[w8m8]

Some of the bros were bullshittin' around today during the game. Someone asked what would be the easiest way to fake being a bodybuilder? To get chicks, of course. With minimum, I mean MINIMUM work. Our plan:

1. Jersey shore tan.
2. Chest/ biceps 4x week
3. Protein shakes a plenty.

Anything to add? Flame away 

what kind of chicks ?

there are the ones that only take like $150 /$200 .. cheaper than tanning , gym membership and pixie dust  ..  all you gotta do is make an appointment with 'em ... they never say no ... that's about all you'll get if you're going to try "faking it "   

[Nathan]

Or could go the MMA route by a tee shirt and cap, just work out enough to get a bit of size, throw on some tats instant fighter. Then you walk around and stare down peeps for fun. IF some one stares back look at the floor fast, as chances are, the'll woop dat ass lol.