Now this is completely true...I agree 100%. All these hip-hoppin chocolate faces get sudden wealth and immediately buy the big house with imported italian marble floors, all white furniture, infinite pools, a full-size custom basketball court, more plasma tvs than I've ever fvckin seen, leopard print bedrooms "where the magic happens....where they get their little freak on....yup, yup", a black Bentley, a black Mercedes, a black Escalade with 24s and 9 tv monitors, a fridge full of Kool-Aid and champagne cause they "gotta keep it real", huge black and white portraits of their ugly nig-noggin bastard dirtkids they never see, a shot of their cousin Rey-Rey at the BBQ "grillin up a little sumpin-sumpin", a collection of 150 pairs of sneakers 25 of which won't be released to the public for another year, a music studio with absolutely no musical instruments whatsoever and of course every gang-bangin/no talent/suddenly rich/uneducated/criminal fvck chocolate face must have a framed SCARFACE poster and full set of Al Pacino "gangsta" dvds....you know, cause that's "how they do....gotta keep it real."
Know what I'm sayin? Know what I'm sayin?
MOS, I just had to cut and paste that paragraph on a sports forum I got to, it's hilarious seeing all the ghetto neegras flip out over it
Be proud in the knowledge that your down to earth wisdom is being spread to the ignorant masses...
